Post by Eddie D. on Sept 23, 2013 23:09:44 GMT
A long time ago in a hospital bed far, far away……
ROB, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
Episode I
Days gone by…
ROB, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
Episode I
Days gone by…
The last thing Rob remembered he was walking down the hall way at the arena thinking to himself how great his life had been going lately when all of sudden…
BAM!
Steel chair to the back of the head. Lights out, ain’t that about a bitch…
When he woke up his head throbbed, his throat hurt like it hadn’t had any moisture in it in days, his eyes were crusted over and he struggled to open them. When he did he found himself in a hospital bed. Things beeped, buzzed, chirped but that was it, no pages, no screams, no cries. It was eerily silent outside of the technology. Like a scene right out of walking dead, he thought. Creepy.
Rob reached for the buzzer to page a nurse, his hand was sore like the muscles had stiffened up from inactivity. He pressed the button and waited… And waited… And waited… Ten minutes pass with nothing.
Rob: Nurse?
No one answers his call and he starts to get a bit nervous. He rolls out of the bed and nearly stumbles, his legs feeling weak. He pushes himself back up to his feet and staggers towards the door before throwing it open. His eyes shoot open, jaw dropped all the way to the floor like a looney tune, the hall way looked like a freaking war zone. He looked from side to side and couldn’t believe what he was seeing.
Rob: What the hell?
There were no lights, no sounds, the hall way was dead quiet. Rob staggered back into his room and looked for his clothes, figuring if this were some kind of zombie apocalypse he’d at least look trendy. Once he was dressed he broke apart a chair to use as a weapon, you know, fearing that the dead had risen from the grave and a horde of zombies would be around every corner… Comes from watching too much television.
He opts for the stairs as his exit of choice and walks the three flights down before finding himself outside, however as bad as it looked inside, the outside was a million times worse.
Rob: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
The city was over run with gigantic jaeger robots just like from that atlantic rim movie (it’s a thing, look it up.) buildings were crushed or burning to the ground, sirens, screams and explosions could all be heard in the distance. Rob had no choice but to drop to his knees Hestin style and scream.
Rob: WHY!!!!!!
??Which was a very bad choice as one of the near by jaeger’s suddenly turned it’s gigantic body toward Rob. And when I say jaeger I’m talking like bigger then a megazord.
The jaeger begins taking one huge step after the other toward Rob who doesn’t know what to do as he looks all around him for a way to escape. Buildings are crushed beneath it’s giant robot feet as he scans his surroundings. THERE! He spots a pink mo-ped and runs toward it, hops on it and fires that bad boy up before squealing the tires and jetting down the street.
Jaeger: THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE JUGGERNAUTS!
Rob: What???
Juggernauts? He thinks, that’s the name of Lex’s group in IWF but what the hell are they doing with giant robots. No way his little secret cabal has this kind of money, or so Rob thinks as he speeds down the road at speeds topping 30 mph. He rounds a corner hard but the jaeger is clearly catching up when suddenly a man literally comes out of no where or the sky and tackles Rob off the scooter.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT!?”
Rob tries to fight the guy off but he’s still pretty weak and is quickly subdued.
Rob: What the hell am I doing?? Who the hell are you and what the hell is that!?
The man looks up to where the jaeger is and it quickly spots them.
“Balls… Come on human!”
He pulls Rob to his feet and runs back across the street from where he came. The jaeger raises it’s gun arm toward Rob and he books after the stranger.
Rob: I EXPECT ANSWERS!
“CAN YOU FLY?!”
Rob: WHAT!?
The jaeger’s gun arm lights up as a bolt of a laser fire comes bursting out of it in their general direction. Rob looks back frozen in terror and…
GUESS WHOSE BACK???
That’s right, ME! The InFamous One himself, ROB MOTHER LOVING DIAMOND!!!
Back like a bad case of something you think you got from brushing against Steve Awesome that one time in the shower at that indy show and twice as itchy.
Ya know you love me.
Anyway, I got taken out a few weeks back by some masked bitches who’ve been running pretty rampant lately and trust me when I say… VENGEANCE IS COMING!!!!!!!
I’m a be like the mother loving Ghost Rider and get ya’ll, and no I don’t mean the shitty ass movie, I’m talking the comic book one from the Ultimate universe who likes to kill mofos just for looking at him cross eyed.
Vengeance.
However, before any of that happens I’ve got to ask you another question…
WHOSE YOUR IMPERIAL CHAMPION NOW!!!
?BOOYAH! SPIKE KANE IS!!!!
And who called it? Who said to watch yo back before that shit gets cracked? Who knew that Lex Sense was going to fall to one of the members of InFamous?
One guess, two thumbs, last name Diamond, shit eating grin constantly plastered across his face… I’ll give you some time it’s a tough one.
But man, that was a sick match and in the end it was my boy, the goddamn God of Xtreme who toppled the Juggernauts and brought that belt to where it belongs, InFamous. Now I’m not going to stay down here on my knees much longer and praise him I just need all of you to understand what has just happened here. See, not only have the Juggernauts been dethroned but we have just given the top prize in the industry to the most dangerous man alive.
Think about that, shits going to get real…
But that brings me up to date and to my match this week, my opponent this week, the Man of Steel himself, the number one guy in the world of kicking worthless sacks of craps asses, RYAN BLADE!
Don’t get me wrong there is nothing more impressive than whipping the shit out of people who don’t know when to shut the hell up, I’ve just never seen someone make a career out of it. On the other hand you don’t book the cards and I’m sure if you did you’d of booked a match of this magnitude a long ass time ago.
Truth be told, you’ve out grown that division you’ve got a strangle hold on and it’s about time you stepped it up to the major leagues. I’ve been keeping my eye on you kid and I’m damn impressed, HOT DAMN impressed. You’ve been like a little ball of fury just ripping up EVERYONE they put in front of you. If I was a little more egocentric I’d go right ahead and say you remind me of me, but you don’t, because I’m a fairly heartless dick that’d step on my own cancer ridden dying mother just to pick up a win over Doink the Clown and you’d rather get patted on the back for beating defenseless retards like Mike Laszlo.
AWWWWW, RYAN’S A GOOD BOY!
Look here Ry-Ry, you’ve made a pretty damn good impact here in IWF, first home grown talent to really take most of us ncw guys by the balls and show us who the hell you are. Unfortunately up until this coming Monday night, you’ve never stepped into the ring with an ncw guy who actually mattered.
And that’s not ego, that’s me acknowledging the laundry list of hapless nit wits you’ve made your name off of.
This Monday, for the first time LIVE ON FREE TELEVISION!!!! We will see what Ryan Blade is REALLY made of when he steps into the ring with one half of the UNDEFEATED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! A division we embarrassed everyone else out of much like yourself, a man who is pretty much revered all around the world, the biggest dick in the industry next to Brad Kane…
Me.
And I’m not looking to play nice. Truth be told Ry-Ry, I’m pretty fucking pissed off that I’ve had to sit on the side lines for the last few weeks and watch as my friends were getting picked a part by a couple of talentless mooks in masks. I’m pretty pissed off that I had to sit out a pay per view and watch someone like you step into the light in his first ever main event.
Not because I hate you…
No, because if your not trying to be the fucking best this business has ever seen day in and day out then you should get the fuck out. So I’m pissed that it wasn’t me challenging you for that belt, that it wasn’t me main eventing that show, that it wasn’t me having my moment at the end of the night.
After all, most things are about me, last time I checked.
So no, I’m not looking to step out into the ring, shake your hand like a bitch and wish you a good match. I’m looking to get in there and see what the hell you are made of. I’ve heard the hype, the witty insults, the sexy tag lines, I’ve seen what Ryan Blade is capable of against a guy like Mike Laszlo…
What’s he got on me?
I don’t need to tout my own horn, most people hate me enough to know exactly what I’m capable of out there. Most people know enough to kiss their mother goodbye because hey, Rob may not feel like letting me get back up, most people… Well they know enough to be just a little bit afraid…
I’m sure you won’t be, hell, you wouldn’t be where you are now if you let guys like me boss you around so please by all means, ignore the shit out of everything I have to say right now. Let it go in one ear and out the other. Act like of the two of us you’re the bigger name in this match and when that bell sounds and the match is over, don’t fucking ask me what happened to your balls and why there’s just a bloody nub where your dick just was…
Shit happens, am I right?
Hey, I’m just a guy like anyone else, a guy whose career is built over several broken ones, a guy whose name is permanently etched into the goddamn foundation of pro wrestling, a hall of fame ring wearing former world champion who hasn’t even reached the peak of his physical conditioning yet at the age of 27…
I’m just a guy like you, Ry-Ry…
Just a guy looking to make damn sure I’m the one who gets to WALK out of the ring Monday night…
Just a guy looking for a good time at your expense…
Just the guy who’s going to show you what the level above champion looks like…
It’s called LEGEND.
Welcome to my level kid.
See, people like you, at your level, you need to beat people like me to break through that glass ceiling. This match is a huge opportunity for you to show IWF just what they’ve invested in. For you this could be the start of the rest of your life…
For people like me, at my level, we get little dick heads like yourself nipping at our heels all the time and do you know how we handle it?
We put ya down.
Now, if you survive the proverbial bullet to the back of the skull old yeller style then more power to you. But make no mistake, I’m not looking to make a feud of this, I don’t want no return match.
Ryan Blade versus Rob Diamond happens once and only once because IF you get up off the mat you ain’t going to want to put your damn career at stake a second time.
Love ya Ry-Ry. Give ma kiss for me.[/color]
Rob lays terrified on the ground as the jaeger’s lazer blast just barely wizzes past him and destroys the building behind him. The jaeger’s gun re targets and Rob hesitates when the cloaked man suddenly leaps into the air and a blue orb of energy comes flying from the palms of his hands!!! Rob looks on in awe as a hole the size of a car is blown in the chest of the jaeger and it drops to it’s knees before falling over to it’s side.
The cloaked man drifts back down to Earth and lands only a few feet from Rob.
Rob: Who the hell are you?
He turns and throws back his hood, the shock is written all over Rob’s face.
Trent Helms: My name’s Trent Helms and I’m here to rescue… ROB!?
Trent then raises both his hands, ready to blast Rob…
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Well howdy there pardner.