Post by Jack Lockhart on Nov 23, 2013 21:41:26 GMT
The scene opened in a dark alley way. The camera panned around, homeless people lying on the floor, garbage everywhere, and alot of fog. Out of the fog, JackHammer appeares wearing a t-shirt, jeans, brown hiking boots his trademark black bandana. The T-Shirt read 'The Messiah of the IWF', JackHammer stares deep into the camera. He shakes his head.
"Hello Chad."
JackHammer has a smile on his face and begans to nodd his head.
"Your probobly wondering why Im out here. Well Im out here because I may live in a big fancy mansion, filled with butlers and maids.... sexy maids that i do bang from time to time, but anyways, altough I may have ma home, this is ma real home. I grew up here Chadster. I grew up on the streets, Im a da*n street soilder."
JackHammer walkes over a homeless guy who is laying infront of him, he began to walk towards the camera as it backes off and he followes.
"Why am I bringing this sh*t up?. Well, let me inform you lost souls why I'm bringing this up. Many of you here in the IWF really don't know who I am. Some of you think that you do know me cause you've been around me for some time by being in the same wrestling fed but in all honsety none of you know who the fu*k I am."
JackHammer shrugges.
"Now me bein a street soilder, im used to breakin the law, breakin the rules, just runnin things my way. Come Sunday I make my return to the IWF after taking a few months off. I team up with stable mate Lust to go against the joke team called The Defenders of the Relam, Mike Machado and Gerald Killingbeck."
JackHammer continues to walk through the dark alley.
"You two are nothing more then a joke in the IWF. You guys have hardly any talent at all but yet management keeps putting you in matches hoping that one of these times you'll get lucky and have a win. Espically you Mike Machado, I've been watching your matches from afar and I still don't get how you manage to win some of your matches. To me you are one of the least talented guys in the IWF."
JackHammer chuckles at the camera
"Lust and I will show the world how truly untalented you two are when we destroy you in the ring on Sunday at the ppv. We will be unrelentless in our attack and it won't take long before we finish you two and end the match walking away as winners."
JackHammer began to laugh, his laughter echoed through the dark alley way
"Mike you can keep going on thinking that you are one of the best wrestlers in the world that you will one day be entered into the hall of fame and that people will be talking about you for years to come."
JackHammer stops walking and pulls out a cigar and lights it up.
"It is true that people will talk about you for a long time Machado, they will be talking about how bad you suck and it was always so awful watching you wrestle."
JackHammer continues to walk, you could see the street lights in the distance.
"Then you got Machado's partner, Gerald Killingbeck. I dont think I'm even gonna count this match as a win, I mean this is like a free bee. I will admit though, you a big dude, you played football. Me?, Im a big dude too, I knocked out big names, I got records for fast wins. On paper, your a*s may have a slight advantage, being heavier then me. Dont get your hopes up though, and think you can even come close to kicking my a*s. I have beaten guys bigger and heavier then me before and you are no excpetion."
JackHammer lookes deep into the camera shaking his head, the alley seemes to be getting alot brighter by the street lights up ahead, you can almost hear cars now.
"I know that Lust and I will be turning heads come Sunday at the ppv when we show the world how easy it will be to defeat the Defenders of the Relam."
JackHammer finally walked out of the alley way he was know walking out on the streets of the city, walking by places he always was as a young boy, memories came back to him. It wasn't too dark outside, it was only about 10:00 on a Sunday night, the only people out seemed to be tourists, alot of lights around apartments and homes were off, people had to get up early tommorow he thought.
"I hope that you are ready to be destroyed Sunday Defenders of the Relam. And that you two jokers can actaully think you can beat Lust and I."
JackHammer walks by a club, he was thinking about going in but he just decided he was auctually pretty tired at this point.
"In all honesty, I bet you weren't prepared to see my face now where you?! Well I was surprised as you, I want to let you all know where I've been. I went to a trip to Japan, dropped a few pounds, learned some neat little tricks for you to enjoy! Now I'm gonna be blunt, I don't like Mike Machado. In fact, I curse his entire family."
JackHammer walks over to where he had parked his truck, a group of people from the club where taking a group picture infront of it.
"Get the hell away from my truck you jack wads."
They turn around, three of them where some pretty smoking hot women, the others were muscle headed dudes, JackHammer winkes at the girls
"Can I offer you lovely laides a ride somewhere away from these jack wads?"
They run towards him, knowing who the man is standing before them.
"You jack wads have a nice night now."
JackHammer gets into his truck with the girls as the guys stomp their feet and walk off. JackHammer looks back into the camera.
"But if you got a problem with me? Then you better be ready for a fu*king war.....and I'm willinf to fight anyone they put in front of me. Whether they're old, new, or something in between...I'm planning on winning gold here soon. So to the roster, and to the people who I'm looking forward to facing..
The Messiah has returned......"
The scene ends as JackHammer then laughs evil before peeling out.
Fade to black.......................................
"Hello Chad."
JackHammer has a smile on his face and begans to nodd his head.
"Your probobly wondering why Im out here. Well Im out here because I may live in a big fancy mansion, filled with butlers and maids.... sexy maids that i do bang from time to time, but anyways, altough I may have ma home, this is ma real home. I grew up here Chadster. I grew up on the streets, Im a da*n street soilder."
JackHammer walkes over a homeless guy who is laying infront of him, he began to walk towards the camera as it backes off and he followes.
"Why am I bringing this sh*t up?. Well, let me inform you lost souls why I'm bringing this up. Many of you here in the IWF really don't know who I am. Some of you think that you do know me cause you've been around me for some time by being in the same wrestling fed but in all honsety none of you know who the fu*k I am."
JackHammer shrugges.
"Now me bein a street soilder, im used to breakin the law, breakin the rules, just runnin things my way. Come Sunday I make my return to the IWF after taking a few months off. I team up with stable mate Lust to go against the joke team called The Defenders of the Relam, Mike Machado and Gerald Killingbeck."
JackHammer continues to walk through the dark alley.
"You two are nothing more then a joke in the IWF. You guys have hardly any talent at all but yet management keeps putting you in matches hoping that one of these times you'll get lucky and have a win. Espically you Mike Machado, I've been watching your matches from afar and I still don't get how you manage to win some of your matches. To me you are one of the least talented guys in the IWF."
JackHammer chuckles at the camera
"Lust and I will show the world how truly untalented you two are when we destroy you in the ring on Sunday at the ppv. We will be unrelentless in our attack and it won't take long before we finish you two and end the match walking away as winners."
JackHammer began to laugh, his laughter echoed through the dark alley way
"Mike you can keep going on thinking that you are one of the best wrestlers in the world that you will one day be entered into the hall of fame and that people will be talking about you for years to come."
JackHammer stops walking and pulls out a cigar and lights it up.
"It is true that people will talk about you for a long time Machado, they will be talking about how bad you suck and it was always so awful watching you wrestle."
JackHammer continues to walk, you could see the street lights in the distance.
"Then you got Machado's partner, Gerald Killingbeck. I dont think I'm even gonna count this match as a win, I mean this is like a free bee. I will admit though, you a big dude, you played football. Me?, Im a big dude too, I knocked out big names, I got records for fast wins. On paper, your a*s may have a slight advantage, being heavier then me. Dont get your hopes up though, and think you can even come close to kicking my a*s. I have beaten guys bigger and heavier then me before and you are no excpetion."
JackHammer lookes deep into the camera shaking his head, the alley seemes to be getting alot brighter by the street lights up ahead, you can almost hear cars now.
"I know that Lust and I will be turning heads come Sunday at the ppv when we show the world how easy it will be to defeat the Defenders of the Relam."
JackHammer finally walked out of the alley way he was know walking out on the streets of the city, walking by places he always was as a young boy, memories came back to him. It wasn't too dark outside, it was only about 10:00 on a Sunday night, the only people out seemed to be tourists, alot of lights around apartments and homes were off, people had to get up early tommorow he thought.
"I hope that you are ready to be destroyed Sunday Defenders of the Relam. And that you two jokers can actaully think you can beat Lust and I."
JackHammer walks by a club, he was thinking about going in but he just decided he was auctually pretty tired at this point.
"In all honesty, I bet you weren't prepared to see my face now where you?! Well I was surprised as you, I want to let you all know where I've been. I went to a trip to Japan, dropped a few pounds, learned some neat little tricks for you to enjoy! Now I'm gonna be blunt, I don't like Mike Machado. In fact, I curse his entire family."
JackHammer walks over to where he had parked his truck, a group of people from the club where taking a group picture infront of it.
"Get the hell away from my truck you jack wads."
They turn around, three of them where some pretty smoking hot women, the others were muscle headed dudes, JackHammer winkes at the girls
"Can I offer you lovely laides a ride somewhere away from these jack wads?"
They run towards him, knowing who the man is standing before them.
"You jack wads have a nice night now."
JackHammer gets into his truck with the girls as the guys stomp their feet and walk off. JackHammer looks back into the camera.
"But if you got a problem with me? Then you better be ready for a fu*king war.....and I'm willinf to fight anyone they put in front of me. Whether they're old, new, or something in between...I'm planning on winning gold here soon. So to the roster, and to the people who I'm looking forward to facing..
The Messiah has returned......"
The scene ends as JackHammer then laughs evil before peeling out.
Fade to black.......................................
Well howdy there pardner.