Post by Todd Williams on Jan 26, 2014 12:50:11 GMT
Well God Damn…
How long have I been missing out on this world of IWF? It certainly has been a while hasn’t it? It’s been far too long. When NCW closed I saw that many people were quick to jump over to IWF and they were here to build a brand new company up from the ground all the way up and that’s something that I can respect greatly. It seems like I was missing out on this great world for a while but long behold yours truly is here and he is ready to take over the wrestling world like he did back in NCW.
He is ready to make the jump onto this roster and show the entire world and everyone else that he truly means… He truly means? OH come on now… Do you really expect me to appear on camera for you and say those three words that you have been waiting to hear for an eternity now? Do you really want to hear me talking about loving to stay and Got’s to go?! Do you really want to bring the wrath of the trading for Dustin Keller jokes.
Hell are you even ready for Todd means Woo!!!!!
Well damn it why delay the inevitable?
Why keep you all in suspense? Why should a former NCW World Champion keep you all just hanging on by the very thread hoping that I would say it for all of you? Well screw it… You know what? It feels good to be back and for the love of everyone watching. For all the people staring at me at home from their television sets.
To Spike Kane who is probably shaking his head because the Williams family has invaded his territory let it be known that TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!!
So getcha popcorn ready, get ready for all the video game puns and hide all the white women because Todd Williams is back and he is ready to make an impact!
Now get me Willy Carter… Brothas definitely gotta help Brothas right? It will be just like old times… It will be like old days indeed.
Anyway I can go on and ramble on and on but I have my big return match and I get to do so against a man that I practically consider a father. This is the moment of a lifetime and I plan to go out there and make the very best of it. Never the less it shouldn’t matter who I am stepping up to face because no matter who, no matter what Todd will do what he always do. Todd will go out there and show that he means business…
Nothing less… And nothing more… It’s time to make things happen right?
Show me the white women Gib… SHOW ME THE WHITE WOMEN!!!!
{Our scene opens up and as it does we find ourselves in upstate New York by the Oswego area. To be more precise this scene takes place from the upstate home of the Famularos. The cameras show us Todd Williams who is standing on the outside of the home wearing a big winter coat. He looks behind him as he smiles at someone but we can’t see the person that he is smiling at.}
Todd: Alright, I want you to meet my family. I don’t have much but these are some really good people. Just bare in mind though you really have to know the type of humor that they use within this household. It may come across a bit vulgar but once you see for yourself what they are about you won’t be bothered by it. As a matter of fact I think you will fit right in.
{Who ever Todd is talking too just nods their head in agreement as Todd stands by the door. He offers a knock and he waits patiently keeping his arms crossed and long behold the door to the Famularo household finally opens up, and that is when Todd is confronted by a fine African American of sweet sexy and sassy descent. Todd’s eyes flutter a bit as he can’t keep his eyes off of the woman.}
Todd: Hellooooooooo nurse….
{The woman is instantly offended as she crosses her arms together. She begins to get back in Todd’s face as she welcomes him with finger waving as she let’s him have it. Even educated women of African descent have to get a little “hood” like at sometimes as they defend themselves.}
Todd: Doctor? My bad… Look I wasn’t insinuating that you were a doctor. I was simply making a quote from the cartoon animaniacs. It was more of a cat call if anyth….
The Doc: I don’t care what is was. You shouldn’t be making cat calls to begin with.
Todd: Ohh… Is that a fact? Should I maybe bark at you then, or offer you with a Howl?! Because babe… There’s nothing to stop me from breaking out my glasses and showing you the meaning of Theodore Coyote….
{The doc disgusted just crosses her arms again as she looks back at Todd.}
The Doc: That’s the problem with our people today. It’s because of people like you that are making us look back. People like you that are making the world turn their heads at us. It just seems like we can’t ever make any progress. Despite how hard one of us tries to do the right thing. Go to college for well over 6 years and make a positive impact on the world. It only takes one of us to ruin it by living up to the stereotypical cliche… You have a great day and I hope you clean your act together… Good day…
{The woman goes to close the door but Todd quickly puts his foot in the door to stop it from being shut in his face. He gently opens the door as he lets a smile escape his lips.}
The Doc: Now what do you want?
Todd: Well you see to be honest the reason we came all the way up here is because we are here to visit someone but judging by who answered the door I guess they aren’t here… After all I am but a man in the cold who want’s to know WHERE THE WHITE PEOPLE AT?!?!
{Before the woman can say anything else we can see a man strutting around in a male g string. With a beer in his hand. This would be fine but the fact is that is all he is wearing. He slowly makes makes his way over making loud groans as he looks across the hall staring at the door.}
Gib: Who the hell is that Ni….. Nice guy standing at my door….
Todd: Pops is that you?!
Gib: Damn… if it isn’t my main man TODD WILLIAMS!!!!
{Gib walks over to where they are. Todd’s eyes open up as the bulge from Gib’s G string just expands a bit and out of the blue Gib grabs Todd embracing him into a long passionate hug.}
Todd: Pops watch the hugging… Dude your third leg is rubbing against me. Not cool pops not cool…
Gib: Third leg… I don’t have a third le….
{Gib looks down as he let’s a grunt escape him. He looks back at Todd smiling at him.}
Gib: Son that’s not a third leg… BOY that’s more like a tree trunk right there. Who needs Viagara when I just like Paul Millsap know the meaning of GETTING BIG!
Todd: … Paul Millsap does not get big… Would everyone stop saying in front of me… He is an overrated basketball player and don’t even mention his name in my presence again. Besides who needs to GET BIG when you can MEAN BUSINESS?!
The Doc: But he does GET BIG… 20 points, 4 assists, 8 rebounds… THAT’S GETTING BIG Todd… THAT’S GETTING BIG.....
Gib: Besides didn’t you see it for yourself? I heard through the grapevine that one Ricky Johnson beat you in the latest version of NBA2k14 and afterwards he said that he retired. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is somewhere eating a ham sandwich like he did appearing backstage after retiring in NCW…
The Doc: Not to mention that Paul Millsap clearly should be on the All Star Team…
Todd: ENOUGH WITH PAUL MILLSAP…. Just stop with it already. Besides I didn’t come here to talka bout Paul Millsap, but I wanted to introduce you to someone before we go to war. You been like a father to me. Ever since you brought me up here and I had my first drink with you. To the way that you are there for Jennifer as our father wasn’t there for us. You really are a great guy, and I want your approval…
Gib: So what is it that you want to show me?
{Todd moves out of the way and emerging from behind him is noen other than a white woman who has a very nice body. Todd smiles as he looks at Gib.}
Todd: Pops I want you to meet my beautiful wife Fiona O’ Dalaigh-Williams… She is Irish and is a meteorologist. Fiona Gib, Gib my wife Fiona…
{Gib stares at her as he offers a grin looking at Todd.}
Gib: My God boy she is white…
Todd: Really the race comments?! Your wife s black but you don’t se eme complaining about it.
Gib: Whatever happened to whats her name. Latina chick…
Todd: Well things just didn’t work out with Crystal and I… besides this is just what’s best for me. Kind of why I haven’t made the jump to IWF right away. Was working out the issues of my love life and what not… So… What do you think?
{Gib stares at the woman as he smiles at her.}
Gib: I think it’s time to show her the Famularo grunt and snarl… Right this way Fiona… You will find Jenny and Xander downstairs…
{Fiona offers a grin as she walks in the house leaving Todd outside.}
Todd: Wait a minute… Come back with my wife… We aren’t even Famularos! The only thing she needs to learn is HOW TO MEAN BUSINESS… GIB… GIB….. GIBFORD ALUCIOUS FAMULARO COME BACK HERE I MEAN IT!!!!
{With that Todd runs after hima s we fade out on this image.}
IWF I feel like this has been a long time coming. I feel like I have been pulled here by the stars to make something magical happen within the confines of the wrestling ring. I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to go out there and do what I did back during the days of NCW, and that is simply to mean business. It’s hard to come in the middle of something but I would have rather had it no other way. Usually when one joins a new company they get treated to having to work their way up from the very bottom.
The bottom would include the likes of house shows and doing everything to get fine tuned to the point that the crowd will be ready for me when I do make my big appearance but for some reason I don’t get that treatment. For some reason not only do I get to make the jump to IWF but I am immediately thrown onto the Pay Per View of Metamorphosis and I have the pleasure of opening the show against a man I admire a lot.
I get the chance to wrestle against Gib a man who has been inducted into a tag team twice. Once for being a great singles competitor and another time for being a great tag team wrestler. No matter what you label Gib as he is a man who is worthy of being called a Hall of Famer and he receives all of the priase that I am giving him.
You truly are one of a kind Gib, and I can’t forget the way that you broke me into having my very first drink up in the mountains 2 years ago. I won’t ever forget the way that you took me out on the boat and we just had a great time fishing and doing everything of the sort. You might not be related to me at all but through the marriage of your son Xander and my sister Jennifer I feel like you double not only as a father in law to her but to one as me, and that really means the world to me. My father was never there for Jennifer and I.
He was too busy running a big time criminal syndicate. More concerned with the acts of shipping drugs across country and using the family company as a front to propel his madness but Jennifer and I broke out of that mold and we are doing great things with our company. You have stood in the gap as a fatherly figure and for that I just want to say I love you man.
Whether we talk about life about the way you used to bang your maid on the mat downstairs or the night that you created Xander with your love maker. It truly has all been heart warming to me. I have no qualms in making my debut in IWF against the likes of you, and if I should lose I wouldn’t want it any other way. There’s no one like you Gib there truly isn’t…
How many people can honestly say that they have been a champion for well over a year… A year of defending the tag titles again and again. Doing it month in and month out?
Not many can Gib but you certainly can. However don’t shed a tear because this is where my showing of respect ends because you want to know how I became a World Champion in the first place Gib? It was by going to war with your son. It was by throwing a best friendship out of the window to chase after the title…
There’s also a part of me that AC Douglass and I ended the streak of you and Simon Daye but that was never meant to be. This is a young man’s sport Gib and at the age of 27 I feel like I am more than ready to rise through the ranks of IWF and make it straight to the top. For you this is like a 3rd or 4th chance at claiming glory but for me this is me in the prime of my career, and I can’t afford to lose well before my career even takes off.
I don’t only want this win Gib, but I need this… I don’t make my debut on a Pay Per View just to lose. And there’s a part of me that wants to get over the Famularo hump. I don’t want my career to be overshadowed by the fact that I couldn’t pin a Famularo. That the only reason I even became World Champion was because I pinend Jimmy Zane, or the fact that I got a win in some tag team match.
Oh no come MEtamorphosis, when it’s just you and I Gib. I will overcome the Famularo hurdle. I will go on to something bigger and I will start the chapter in IWF that Todd truly means business.
For anyone who may a reminder on who I am it’s very simple…
I’M TODD WILLIAMS, AND I MEAN BUSINESS!
I will give everyone a reason that they should always remember the name… Now if you would excuse me. I have a fine sexy white woman that needs her needs to be met… WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?!?!?!
How long have I been missing out on this world of IWF? It certainly has been a while hasn’t it? It’s been far too long. When NCW closed I saw that many people were quick to jump over to IWF and they were here to build a brand new company up from the ground all the way up and that’s something that I can respect greatly. It seems like I was missing out on this great world for a while but long behold yours truly is here and he is ready to take over the wrestling world like he did back in NCW.
He is ready to make the jump onto this roster and show the entire world and everyone else that he truly means… He truly means? OH come on now… Do you really expect me to appear on camera for you and say those three words that you have been waiting to hear for an eternity now? Do you really want to hear me talking about loving to stay and Got’s to go?! Do you really want to bring the wrath of the trading for Dustin Keller jokes.
Hell are you even ready for Todd means Woo!!!!!
Well damn it why delay the inevitable?
Why keep you all in suspense? Why should a former NCW World Champion keep you all just hanging on by the very thread hoping that I would say it for all of you? Well screw it… You know what? It feels good to be back and for the love of everyone watching. For all the people staring at me at home from their television sets.
To Spike Kane who is probably shaking his head because the Williams family has invaded his territory let it be known that TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!!
So getcha popcorn ready, get ready for all the video game puns and hide all the white women because Todd Williams is back and he is ready to make an impact!
Now get me Willy Carter… Brothas definitely gotta help Brothas right? It will be just like old times… It will be like old days indeed.
Anyway I can go on and ramble on and on but I have my big return match and I get to do so against a man that I practically consider a father. This is the moment of a lifetime and I plan to go out there and make the very best of it. Never the less it shouldn’t matter who I am stepping up to face because no matter who, no matter what Todd will do what he always do. Todd will go out there and show that he means business…
Nothing less… And nothing more… It’s time to make things happen right?
Show me the white women Gib… SHOW ME THE WHITE WOMEN!!!!
{Our scene opens up and as it does we find ourselves in upstate New York by the Oswego area. To be more precise this scene takes place from the upstate home of the Famularos. The cameras show us Todd Williams who is standing on the outside of the home wearing a big winter coat. He looks behind him as he smiles at someone but we can’t see the person that he is smiling at.}
Todd: Alright, I want you to meet my family. I don’t have much but these are some really good people. Just bare in mind though you really have to know the type of humor that they use within this household. It may come across a bit vulgar but once you see for yourself what they are about you won’t be bothered by it. As a matter of fact I think you will fit right in.
{Who ever Todd is talking too just nods their head in agreement as Todd stands by the door. He offers a knock and he waits patiently keeping his arms crossed and long behold the door to the Famularo household finally opens up, and that is when Todd is confronted by a fine African American of sweet sexy and sassy descent. Todd’s eyes flutter a bit as he can’t keep his eyes off of the woman.}
Todd: Hellooooooooo nurse….
{The woman is instantly offended as she crosses her arms together. She begins to get back in Todd’s face as she welcomes him with finger waving as she let’s him have it. Even educated women of African descent have to get a little “hood” like at sometimes as they defend themselves.}
Todd: Doctor? My bad… Look I wasn’t insinuating that you were a doctor. I was simply making a quote from the cartoon animaniacs. It was more of a cat call if anyth….
The Doc: I don’t care what is was. You shouldn’t be making cat calls to begin with.
Todd: Ohh… Is that a fact? Should I maybe bark at you then, or offer you with a Howl?! Because babe… There’s nothing to stop me from breaking out my glasses and showing you the meaning of Theodore Coyote….
{The doc disgusted just crosses her arms again as she looks back at Todd.}
The Doc: That’s the problem with our people today. It’s because of people like you that are making us look back. People like you that are making the world turn their heads at us. It just seems like we can’t ever make any progress. Despite how hard one of us tries to do the right thing. Go to college for well over 6 years and make a positive impact on the world. It only takes one of us to ruin it by living up to the stereotypical cliche… You have a great day and I hope you clean your act together… Good day…
{The woman goes to close the door but Todd quickly puts his foot in the door to stop it from being shut in his face. He gently opens the door as he lets a smile escape his lips.}
The Doc: Now what do you want?
Todd: Well you see to be honest the reason we came all the way up here is because we are here to visit someone but judging by who answered the door I guess they aren’t here… After all I am but a man in the cold who want’s to know WHERE THE WHITE PEOPLE AT?!?!
{Before the woman can say anything else we can see a man strutting around in a male g string. With a beer in his hand. This would be fine but the fact is that is all he is wearing. He slowly makes makes his way over making loud groans as he looks across the hall staring at the door.}
Gib: Who the hell is that Ni….. Nice guy standing at my door….
Todd: Pops is that you?!
Gib: Damn… if it isn’t my main man TODD WILLIAMS!!!!
{Gib walks over to where they are. Todd’s eyes open up as the bulge from Gib’s G string just expands a bit and out of the blue Gib grabs Todd embracing him into a long passionate hug.}
Todd: Pops watch the hugging… Dude your third leg is rubbing against me. Not cool pops not cool…
Gib: Third leg… I don’t have a third le….
{Gib looks down as he let’s a grunt escape him. He looks back at Todd smiling at him.}
Gib: Son that’s not a third leg… BOY that’s more like a tree trunk right there. Who needs Viagara when I just like Paul Millsap know the meaning of GETTING BIG!
Todd: … Paul Millsap does not get big… Would everyone stop saying in front of me… He is an overrated basketball player and don’t even mention his name in my presence again. Besides who needs to GET BIG when you can MEAN BUSINESS?!
The Doc: But he does GET BIG… 20 points, 4 assists, 8 rebounds… THAT’S GETTING BIG Todd… THAT’S GETTING BIG.....
Gib: Besides didn’t you see it for yourself? I heard through the grapevine that one Ricky Johnson beat you in the latest version of NBA2k14 and afterwards he said that he retired. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is somewhere eating a ham sandwich like he did appearing backstage after retiring in NCW…
The Doc: Not to mention that Paul Millsap clearly should be on the All Star Team…
Todd: ENOUGH WITH PAUL MILLSAP…. Just stop with it already. Besides I didn’t come here to talka bout Paul Millsap, but I wanted to introduce you to someone before we go to war. You been like a father to me. Ever since you brought me up here and I had my first drink with you. To the way that you are there for Jennifer as our father wasn’t there for us. You really are a great guy, and I want your approval…
Gib: So what is it that you want to show me?
{Todd moves out of the way and emerging from behind him is noen other than a white woman who has a very nice body. Todd smiles as he looks at Gib.}
Todd: Pops I want you to meet my beautiful wife Fiona O’ Dalaigh-Williams… She is Irish and is a meteorologist. Fiona Gib, Gib my wife Fiona…
{Gib stares at her as he offers a grin looking at Todd.}
Gib: My God boy she is white…
Todd: Really the race comments?! Your wife s black but you don’t se eme complaining about it.
Gib: Whatever happened to whats her name. Latina chick…
Todd: Well things just didn’t work out with Crystal and I… besides this is just what’s best for me. Kind of why I haven’t made the jump to IWF right away. Was working out the issues of my love life and what not… So… What do you think?
{Gib stares at the woman as he smiles at her.}
Gib: I think it’s time to show her the Famularo grunt and snarl… Right this way Fiona… You will find Jenny and Xander downstairs…
{Fiona offers a grin as she walks in the house leaving Todd outside.}
Todd: Wait a minute… Come back with my wife… We aren’t even Famularos! The only thing she needs to learn is HOW TO MEAN BUSINESS… GIB… GIB….. GIBFORD ALUCIOUS FAMULARO COME BACK HERE I MEAN IT!!!!
{With that Todd runs after hima s we fade out on this image.}
IWF I feel like this has been a long time coming. I feel like I have been pulled here by the stars to make something magical happen within the confines of the wrestling ring. I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to go out there and do what I did back during the days of NCW, and that is simply to mean business. It’s hard to come in the middle of something but I would have rather had it no other way. Usually when one joins a new company they get treated to having to work their way up from the very bottom.
The bottom would include the likes of house shows and doing everything to get fine tuned to the point that the crowd will be ready for me when I do make my big appearance but for some reason I don’t get that treatment. For some reason not only do I get to make the jump to IWF but I am immediately thrown onto the Pay Per View of Metamorphosis and I have the pleasure of opening the show against a man I admire a lot.
I get the chance to wrestle against Gib a man who has been inducted into a tag team twice. Once for being a great singles competitor and another time for being a great tag team wrestler. No matter what you label Gib as he is a man who is worthy of being called a Hall of Famer and he receives all of the priase that I am giving him.
You truly are one of a kind Gib, and I can’t forget the way that you broke me into having my very first drink up in the mountains 2 years ago. I won’t ever forget the way that you took me out on the boat and we just had a great time fishing and doing everything of the sort. You might not be related to me at all but through the marriage of your son Xander and my sister Jennifer I feel like you double not only as a father in law to her but to one as me, and that really means the world to me. My father was never there for Jennifer and I.
He was too busy running a big time criminal syndicate. More concerned with the acts of shipping drugs across country and using the family company as a front to propel his madness but Jennifer and I broke out of that mold and we are doing great things with our company. You have stood in the gap as a fatherly figure and for that I just want to say I love you man.
Whether we talk about life about the way you used to bang your maid on the mat downstairs or the night that you created Xander with your love maker. It truly has all been heart warming to me. I have no qualms in making my debut in IWF against the likes of you, and if I should lose I wouldn’t want it any other way. There’s no one like you Gib there truly isn’t…
How many people can honestly say that they have been a champion for well over a year… A year of defending the tag titles again and again. Doing it month in and month out?
Not many can Gib but you certainly can. However don’t shed a tear because this is where my showing of respect ends because you want to know how I became a World Champion in the first place Gib? It was by going to war with your son. It was by throwing a best friendship out of the window to chase after the title…
There’s also a part of me that AC Douglass and I ended the streak of you and Simon Daye but that was never meant to be. This is a young man’s sport Gib and at the age of 27 I feel like I am more than ready to rise through the ranks of IWF and make it straight to the top. For you this is like a 3rd or 4th chance at claiming glory but for me this is me in the prime of my career, and I can’t afford to lose well before my career even takes off.
I don’t only want this win Gib, but I need this… I don’t make my debut on a Pay Per View just to lose. And there’s a part of me that wants to get over the Famularo hump. I don’t want my career to be overshadowed by the fact that I couldn’t pin a Famularo. That the only reason I even became World Champion was because I pinend Jimmy Zane, or the fact that I got a win in some tag team match.
Oh no come MEtamorphosis, when it’s just you and I Gib. I will overcome the Famularo hurdle. I will go on to something bigger and I will start the chapter in IWF that Todd truly means business.
For anyone who may a reminder on who I am it’s very simple…
I’M TODD WILLIAMS, AND I MEAN BUSINESS!
I will give everyone a reason that they should always remember the name… Now if you would excuse me. I have a fine sexy white woman that needs her needs to be met… WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?!?!?!
Well howdy there pardner.