Post by Mohammed Al Thani on Nov 29, 2015 14:45:22 GMT
This fire burns….
The flaring flames engulf everything in it’s path. The crowds slowly growing in number makes sure they are a safe distance back to witness the destruction. A classy building completely engulfed by fire that blasts thick black smoke into the air causing those close by to cough hard to the point they are about to be sick. Police gradually put the tape up and push the crowds further back as the fire fighters fight back with several hoses to take out the goliath fire that doesn’t appear to want to stop it’s burning destruction.
A very expensive crimson Ferrari parks up nearby. Two passengers storm out to reveal Mohammed and Divine. Mohammed tries to storm through two officers but they abruptly hold him back.
Al Thani: That’s my office building!
Officer: You can’t go nearby! You’ll not be safe!!
Al Thani: Who started it?!
Officer: Sir if you please move aside we will tell you all the information that we know.
Mohammed notices at the corner of his sight something writing on the walls. He pushes through and looks on nearby as he gets a good view of what has been spray painted red on his million dollar office building.
“Muslims go home!”
Mohammed clenches his fist as he looks up speaking to Allah. Divine consoles him as they see the once glistening white building turn into mere black ash.
Next Morning
Mohammed is foaming at the mouth, furious about what has went down and what was stained on his wall. His first legitimate racist attack on him wants him to fight back. He smashes an empty glass into a million pieces on his office floor which causes him to slice open his hand. Cleaners immediately see to it as Divine tries to calm him down before he does something he will regret in the future.
Divine: أحصل عليه، وأنا حقا لا. ولكن تحتاج إلى استخدام هذا الغضب في المباراة! (I get it, I really do. But you need to use that anger at the match!)
Al Thani: كيف سخيف يجرؤون !!! أنا خلقت فرص عمل جديدة، وبتمويل برامج رياضية مجانية للأطفال مع الأسر الفقيرة، ولقد تقدمت IWF علامة تجارية عالمية وكيف يسدد لي؟ انهم يعتقدون IM إرهابي سخيف! (How fucking dare they!!! I created new jobs, I funded free gym programs for the kids with poor families, I made IWF a global brand and how do they repay me? THEY THINK IM A FUCKING TERRORIST!!!)
Divine: كلانا يعرف أن هذا هو أقلية محمد! العالم كله سوف تجد من كنت ضحية لاعتداء عنصري الحلقة (We both know this is a minority Mohammed! The whole world will find out you were a victim of a vicious racist attack)
Al Thani: يا أنها سوف الإلهي! وليس ذلك ليس صحيحا. الخنازير الجمهورية قرب لإخواننا وأخواتنا السورية. انهم نشيد عندما لهجوم المسلمين. فوكس نيوز يفترض تشجع الإسلام العنف. ولكنها لا تسأل أي واحد منا عن القرآن؟ لا! لا يقولون أننا لسنا كل نفس أو لا شوهت مع نفس الفرشاة؟ رقم الغرب هو حثالة! (Oh they will Divine! And no it’s not. Republican pigs close up to our Syrian brothers and sisters. They applaud when Muslims get attacked. Fox news assumes Islam encourages violence. But do they ask any of us about the Quran? No! Do they say that we are not all the same or not tarnished with the same brush? No. The West is scum!)
Mohammed turns on the television to the news about the recent Colorado shootings.
Al Thani: انظروا إلى هذا الرجل. أطلق النار على المدنيين الأبرياء في عيادة للإجهاض. ولكن وصفه بأنه إرهابي المسيحي؟ لا!!! بدلا من ذلك أنها رسمت هذه وخز كما الجوز بندقية !!!! (Look at this man. He shot innocent civilians at an abortion clinic. But is he called a Christian Terrorist? NO!!! Instead they painted this prick as a gun nut!!!!)
Mohammed sips water.
Al Thani (Sarcastically): Oh let’s get more guns and close our borders that’ll make us safer. No why don’t you fuck off out of the holy land in Saudi Arabia in the first place you Western pigs!!
Well every new station in the country will find out they racially abused an Al Thani and then they will be sorry!!!
Divine plants a massive kiss on Mohammed to try and settle him down. Not immune to the precious taste of her lips. He replies by moving his lips for her and embracing her. They both hug as Divine kisses him on the cheek quickly.
Divine: سأتصل التأمين وتحصل على التدريب لهذا الحدث الرئيسي! (I’ll call insurance and you get to training for the main event!)
Mohammed kisses Divine before leaving the room. After closing the door he quickly grabs his cell phone and makes a quick phone call. He pauses before starting to walk as his connection is accepted.
Al Thani: أبي .... أنت بحاجة إلى المجيء إلى هنا. لقد تحول العالم الغربي إلى القرف. (Dad….You need to come here. The western world has turned to shit.)
He listens to his father as the buzzing electronic vibrations can be heard when his father responds.
Al Thani: نحن بحاجة إلى تنفيذ خطة B هذا الأحد. أعرف أنني الفروسية الرئيسية ولكن لم يكن لديهم خيار آخر. كفى ... ونحن بحاجة لشراء IWF 100٪ (We need to implement plan B this Sunday. I know I’m main eventing but they had no other choice. Enough is enough….We need to buy IWF 100%)
His father gives a short reply before Mohammed gives a smirk.
Al Thani: حسنا أنا أراكم الأحد. أحبك أبي. (Okay I’ll see you Sunday. Love you Dad.)
After hanging up just a mere seconds, Mohammed gets a second phone call. He quickly answers as he emotions turn from joy to panic.
Al Thani: I told you not to call me on this phone!
Again the sounds of the voice can be barely heard buzzing.
Al Thani: What you did last night was perfect, they all thought that it was a racist attack. More money to add to me and to your bank accounts! I’lll wire you the money today.
A staff member emerges from the elevator causing Mohammed to panic.
Al Thani: Gotta go.
Mohammed hangs up the call and quickly puts his phone in his pocket before smiling at staff walking past him.
Al Thani: Morning!
Mohammed goes outside before going into his near three hundred grand red Ferrari. He looks around before deleting the call history and looking up at the sky just like last night at the fire. He speedily drives to the site of the fire as he sees he building once destined for office rental now a mere wreck, looking like it was hit by a bomb. Instead of feeling sad, he feels happy and smirks as he watches on.
Al Thani: I told you all before….I’m going to manipulate you all and put the West against each other. The Eastern empire is inevitable.
Mohammed speeds away to return to his apartment as the final focus is on the now burnt graffiti that Mohammed looks likely to have set up for a sympathy vote.
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Paint me in the same brush eh?
Think of my people as men in balaclavas?
Thinking of me as one of them? Well you idiots shouldn’t
…
I’m a hell of a lot worse than them all!
While you dine and discuss with your friends and partners on social media that you expect the good guys to win….Don’t be so foolish or moronic. The good guys are going to get obliterated. Because like the West when they have a one track mind of how things should be and then tell us to ‘Suck it’ then that is when they least expect it we strike and disintegrate. You fuckers won’t know what hit you all but the time we are finished with you.
I mean seriously, we are ready to die to prove a point that you people that think you can rule us all because you are champions and a owner. The ideology of good triumphs over evil dies on Sunday when let all those little kids cry as their so called heroes get destroyed. And you know what the best thing about it is? I am the captain! I mean come on who else is smart enough here to lead a team? Definitely not Nighthawk, that’s for sure! But as you laugh and get all cosy….There’s a storm about to come that will engulf every single bit of life associated with IWF. A firestorm that’ll turn the non believers into ash. And with my Golden sword as sharp as a flame I will sever all of the non believers and use their bones as the throne to my empire.
Richards
A woman, moving on;
Caffrey
Another woman who has no right being here, not worth my time to speak. Let’s move on again.
Kane
Ah Warren Kane, you’ve been calling me out for quite some time. How does it feel to be finally main eventing after being a mid card mediocre for near enough all of your career?
Face paint may give you fifteen minutes of fame but from what I’ve done being an anti-western prick spending my money on brutes so I’m fresh for tonight, I’m more of focal point that you. How does that make you feel?
Oh and tell Spike I said hi. Make sure you are holding his jaw well when he is drinking his supper for being an utter cunt as you westerners say.
Stay away if you know what is good for you. I get that you’ll be all excited looking to showcase your talent to see if you can main event more but trust me Kane. You are going to die and then be relegated once again to middle card fun as Verona is finished abusing your body for his own gain.
Oh but you fuckers don’t really realise that don’t you? HA Sums up how stupid you really are.
Diamond
Oh Rob, the joker of the pack. The one that can back it up and talk it up any place and any time. Fair play to you surviving retirement all this time, I mean you were really, really terrible when you came back and not you are a formidable opponent.
So when you say ‘Suck it’ did you get that from Verona when you had to suck his cock to main event? Or does he say that to you when he abuses you and uses you for his own gain because believe me when I guarantee you that the only sucking you’ll be doing is something you won’t want anyone to see because it’ll be the end of the road for one Rob Diamond.
You gave a headache when you shocked the roster by taking the belt at Open Fight Night. You’ll be doing the exact same when I make you the first person eliminated from the pack by exposing how piss poor of a wrestler you are.
Youre fifteen minutes of fame is up. My legacy is about to begin.
So Warren and Rob ask me this, did you seriously agree to take part because you wanted to be the hero? Or did you forget to mention that the only thing you’re doing is putting your marker down for the belt?
Oh and this is a shout out to my team mates in relation. Don’t fuck me about because quite frankly doing silly shit will get your hurt. So be good little boys and girls and stay out of my way or else your next career will be one where you’re serving McDonalds to fat bastards because you can’t get a real job.
And last but not least Verona;
It really shows how much of an arrogant prick the owner is when they have to meddle in their OWN company and take the title off the hero. And you seriously think the fans will forget all of that or are you just plain stupid? You see I am an rich arrogant person but I know who I am while you hide behind different faces trying to please everyone so you don’t get your cheap second hand Armani suit all ruined and ruffled up! Doing nasty things for the greater good you say? I fucking wrote the book on how to do it!
You’re a disgrace and you are the fool the moment you thought that was best for business. And hey your business almost went tits up, what does that say Roberto? The world of yours is crumbling between your toe and there’s a not a damn thing Allah can do for you. The abyss awaits you.
Don’t underestimate me. Because so many people have done that over the year I have been here and most of these dickheads have disappeared or are just fed up trying to better me and have quit
Have you forgotten how lethal I am? I am the man who put Spike Kane in the hospital. I am the man who stole the show with Jack Gaither and I am the am who upset the odds became the first Arab born Invictus champion! I am the apex predator that camouflages their real intentions so they can strike at the right prestigious time! And I have been doing so for well over a year when no one could be fucking bothered booking me half way through.
I could have tempted quitting like some that have or “retired” like Spike Kane did, but I’m still here. When every mother fucker was calling me out, calling me this that and claiming they have the backing of the group making you feel isolated, making you feel worthless, making you feel like you can’t achieve in this place.
WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS I’M STILL HERE AND I’M WINNING THIS MATCH AND TAKING THAT TITLE!
Fuck your Kliqs, fuck your little precious main eventers and fuck all of you that doubt people like me! If it wasn’t for my influence and my wealth your company would have been dead to the ground! You think I don’t have a chance. Hey when you have over 300 billion to buy I’ll show you how loyal a hungry dog is Verona! While you sit on your throne thinking everything will be ok, I’m here checking this place every day, training every day, getting better every day with the one focal point that I am going to ascend to the top of the pyramid! Instead of believing only two people can take you on, don’t you ever fucking think I am not good enough.
You are right about something Roberto. Only the strongest will survive. And unlike some idiots that are in this match. I am strong inside the ring and outside the ring. Because I know how the world works and it’s not through pure luck and waiting for your time to come.
It’s about moments like this when you stare right in their faces from out of the blue and saying to them all. Fuck the last lot of you, MY TIME IS NOW!
I’m going to add a Diamond to my collection, followed by a Kane to walk around with until last but sure as hell not least I have the Imperial King in my sights. Kings are meant to die Roberto. Your death will be by your own sword as the Eastern Empire begins is ascension to the throne. Slither all you want, snakes can’t always escape Death when they are cornered with no escape route Verona.
No chance in hell? I am hell and I am here to say Allah believes your time at the top is coming to an end.
I’m going to scald you all and turn you into mere ash that floats away into the wind as I wipe my hands away of you all.
And you know what Roberto? A new Icon will be born from your death. One that emerges by ripping apart your body and pierces through your torso. One that Allah is proud to call a son. One that the whole global wrestling world will be proud to have.
One Icon that will Survive the strongest.
You’re going to have to fucking kill me to stop me.
Allahu Akbar.
The flaring flames engulf everything in it’s path. The crowds slowly growing in number makes sure they are a safe distance back to witness the destruction. A classy building completely engulfed by fire that blasts thick black smoke into the air causing those close by to cough hard to the point they are about to be sick. Police gradually put the tape up and push the crowds further back as the fire fighters fight back with several hoses to take out the goliath fire that doesn’t appear to want to stop it’s burning destruction.
A very expensive crimson Ferrari parks up nearby. Two passengers storm out to reveal Mohammed and Divine. Mohammed tries to storm through two officers but they abruptly hold him back.
Al Thani: That’s my office building!
Officer: You can’t go nearby! You’ll not be safe!!
Al Thani: Who started it?!
Officer: Sir if you please move aside we will tell you all the information that we know.
Mohammed notices at the corner of his sight something writing on the walls. He pushes through and looks on nearby as he gets a good view of what has been spray painted red on his million dollar office building.
“Muslims go home!”
Mohammed clenches his fist as he looks up speaking to Allah. Divine consoles him as they see the once glistening white building turn into mere black ash.
Next Morning
Mohammed is foaming at the mouth, furious about what has went down and what was stained on his wall. His first legitimate racist attack on him wants him to fight back. He smashes an empty glass into a million pieces on his office floor which causes him to slice open his hand. Cleaners immediately see to it as Divine tries to calm him down before he does something he will regret in the future.
Divine: أحصل عليه، وأنا حقا لا. ولكن تحتاج إلى استخدام هذا الغضب في المباراة! (I get it, I really do. But you need to use that anger at the match!)
Al Thani: كيف سخيف يجرؤون !!! أنا خلقت فرص عمل جديدة، وبتمويل برامج رياضية مجانية للأطفال مع الأسر الفقيرة، ولقد تقدمت IWF علامة تجارية عالمية وكيف يسدد لي؟ انهم يعتقدون IM إرهابي سخيف! (How fucking dare they!!! I created new jobs, I funded free gym programs for the kids with poor families, I made IWF a global brand and how do they repay me? THEY THINK IM A FUCKING TERRORIST!!!)
Divine: كلانا يعرف أن هذا هو أقلية محمد! العالم كله سوف تجد من كنت ضحية لاعتداء عنصري الحلقة (We both know this is a minority Mohammed! The whole world will find out you were a victim of a vicious racist attack)
Al Thani: يا أنها سوف الإلهي! وليس ذلك ليس صحيحا. الخنازير الجمهورية قرب لإخواننا وأخواتنا السورية. انهم نشيد عندما لهجوم المسلمين. فوكس نيوز يفترض تشجع الإسلام العنف. ولكنها لا تسأل أي واحد منا عن القرآن؟ لا! لا يقولون أننا لسنا كل نفس أو لا شوهت مع نفس الفرشاة؟ رقم الغرب هو حثالة! (Oh they will Divine! And no it’s not. Republican pigs close up to our Syrian brothers and sisters. They applaud when Muslims get attacked. Fox news assumes Islam encourages violence. But do they ask any of us about the Quran? No! Do they say that we are not all the same or not tarnished with the same brush? No. The West is scum!)
Mohammed turns on the television to the news about the recent Colorado shootings.
Al Thani: انظروا إلى هذا الرجل. أطلق النار على المدنيين الأبرياء في عيادة للإجهاض. ولكن وصفه بأنه إرهابي المسيحي؟ لا!!! بدلا من ذلك أنها رسمت هذه وخز كما الجوز بندقية !!!! (Look at this man. He shot innocent civilians at an abortion clinic. But is he called a Christian Terrorist? NO!!! Instead they painted this prick as a gun nut!!!!)
Mohammed sips water.
Al Thani (Sarcastically): Oh let’s get more guns and close our borders that’ll make us safer. No why don’t you fuck off out of the holy land in Saudi Arabia in the first place you Western pigs!!
Well every new station in the country will find out they racially abused an Al Thani and then they will be sorry!!!
Divine plants a massive kiss on Mohammed to try and settle him down. Not immune to the precious taste of her lips. He replies by moving his lips for her and embracing her. They both hug as Divine kisses him on the cheek quickly.
Divine: سأتصل التأمين وتحصل على التدريب لهذا الحدث الرئيسي! (I’ll call insurance and you get to training for the main event!)
Mohammed kisses Divine before leaving the room. After closing the door he quickly grabs his cell phone and makes a quick phone call. He pauses before starting to walk as his connection is accepted.
Al Thani: أبي .... أنت بحاجة إلى المجيء إلى هنا. لقد تحول العالم الغربي إلى القرف. (Dad….You need to come here. The western world has turned to shit.)
He listens to his father as the buzzing electronic vibrations can be heard when his father responds.
Al Thani: نحن بحاجة إلى تنفيذ خطة B هذا الأحد. أعرف أنني الفروسية الرئيسية ولكن لم يكن لديهم خيار آخر. كفى ... ونحن بحاجة لشراء IWF 100٪ (We need to implement plan B this Sunday. I know I’m main eventing but they had no other choice. Enough is enough….We need to buy IWF 100%)
His father gives a short reply before Mohammed gives a smirk.
Al Thani: حسنا أنا أراكم الأحد. أحبك أبي. (Okay I’ll see you Sunday. Love you Dad.)
After hanging up just a mere seconds, Mohammed gets a second phone call. He quickly answers as he emotions turn from joy to panic.
Al Thani: I told you not to call me on this phone!
Again the sounds of the voice can be barely heard buzzing.
Al Thani: What you did last night was perfect, they all thought that it was a racist attack. More money to add to me and to your bank accounts! I’lll wire you the money today.
A staff member emerges from the elevator causing Mohammed to panic.
Al Thani: Gotta go.
Mohammed hangs up the call and quickly puts his phone in his pocket before smiling at staff walking past him.
Al Thani: Morning!
Mohammed goes outside before going into his near three hundred grand red Ferrari. He looks around before deleting the call history and looking up at the sky just like last night at the fire. He speedily drives to the site of the fire as he sees he building once destined for office rental now a mere wreck, looking like it was hit by a bomb. Instead of feeling sad, he feels happy and smirks as he watches on.
Al Thani: I told you all before….I’m going to manipulate you all and put the West against each other. The Eastern empire is inevitable.
Mohammed speeds away to return to his apartment as the final focus is on the now burnt graffiti that Mohammed looks likely to have set up for a sympathy vote.
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Paint me in the same brush eh?
Think of my people as men in balaclavas?
Thinking of me as one of them? Well you idiots shouldn’t
…
I’m a hell of a lot worse than them all!
While you dine and discuss with your friends and partners on social media that you expect the good guys to win….Don’t be so foolish or moronic. The good guys are going to get obliterated. Because like the West when they have a one track mind of how things should be and then tell us to ‘Suck it’ then that is when they least expect it we strike and disintegrate. You fuckers won’t know what hit you all but the time we are finished with you.
I mean seriously, we are ready to die to prove a point that you people that think you can rule us all because you are champions and a owner. The ideology of good triumphs over evil dies on Sunday when let all those little kids cry as their so called heroes get destroyed. And you know what the best thing about it is? I am the captain! I mean come on who else is smart enough here to lead a team? Definitely not Nighthawk, that’s for sure! But as you laugh and get all cosy….There’s a storm about to come that will engulf every single bit of life associated with IWF. A firestorm that’ll turn the non believers into ash. And with my Golden sword as sharp as a flame I will sever all of the non believers and use their bones as the throne to my empire.
Richards
A woman, moving on;
Caffrey
Another woman who has no right being here, not worth my time to speak. Let’s move on again.
Kane
Ah Warren Kane, you’ve been calling me out for quite some time. How does it feel to be finally main eventing after being a mid card mediocre for near enough all of your career?
Face paint may give you fifteen minutes of fame but from what I’ve done being an anti-western prick spending my money on brutes so I’m fresh for tonight, I’m more of focal point that you. How does that make you feel?
Oh and tell Spike I said hi. Make sure you are holding his jaw well when he is drinking his supper for being an utter cunt as you westerners say.
Stay away if you know what is good for you. I get that you’ll be all excited looking to showcase your talent to see if you can main event more but trust me Kane. You are going to die and then be relegated once again to middle card fun as Verona is finished abusing your body for his own gain.
Oh but you fuckers don’t really realise that don’t you? HA Sums up how stupid you really are.
Diamond
Oh Rob, the joker of the pack. The one that can back it up and talk it up any place and any time. Fair play to you surviving retirement all this time, I mean you were really, really terrible when you came back and not you are a formidable opponent.
So when you say ‘Suck it’ did you get that from Verona when you had to suck his cock to main event? Or does he say that to you when he abuses you and uses you for his own gain because believe me when I guarantee you that the only sucking you’ll be doing is something you won’t want anyone to see because it’ll be the end of the road for one Rob Diamond.
You gave a headache when you shocked the roster by taking the belt at Open Fight Night. You’ll be doing the exact same when I make you the first person eliminated from the pack by exposing how piss poor of a wrestler you are.
Youre fifteen minutes of fame is up. My legacy is about to begin.
So Warren and Rob ask me this, did you seriously agree to take part because you wanted to be the hero? Or did you forget to mention that the only thing you’re doing is putting your marker down for the belt?
Oh and this is a shout out to my team mates in relation. Don’t fuck me about because quite frankly doing silly shit will get your hurt. So be good little boys and girls and stay out of my way or else your next career will be one where you’re serving McDonalds to fat bastards because you can’t get a real job.
And last but not least Verona;
It really shows how much of an arrogant prick the owner is when they have to meddle in their OWN company and take the title off the hero. And you seriously think the fans will forget all of that or are you just plain stupid? You see I am an rich arrogant person but I know who I am while you hide behind different faces trying to please everyone so you don’t get your cheap second hand Armani suit all ruined and ruffled up! Doing nasty things for the greater good you say? I fucking wrote the book on how to do it!
You’re a disgrace and you are the fool the moment you thought that was best for business. And hey your business almost went tits up, what does that say Roberto? The world of yours is crumbling between your toe and there’s a not a damn thing Allah can do for you. The abyss awaits you.
Don’t underestimate me. Because so many people have done that over the year I have been here and most of these dickheads have disappeared or are just fed up trying to better me and have quit
Have you forgotten how lethal I am? I am the man who put Spike Kane in the hospital. I am the man who stole the show with Jack Gaither and I am the am who upset the odds became the first Arab born Invictus champion! I am the apex predator that camouflages their real intentions so they can strike at the right prestigious time! And I have been doing so for well over a year when no one could be fucking bothered booking me half way through.
I could have tempted quitting like some that have or “retired” like Spike Kane did, but I’m still here. When every mother fucker was calling me out, calling me this that and claiming they have the backing of the group making you feel isolated, making you feel worthless, making you feel like you can’t achieve in this place.
WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS I’M STILL HERE AND I’M WINNING THIS MATCH AND TAKING THAT TITLE!
Fuck your Kliqs, fuck your little precious main eventers and fuck all of you that doubt people like me! If it wasn’t for my influence and my wealth your company would have been dead to the ground! You think I don’t have a chance. Hey when you have over 300 billion to buy I’ll show you how loyal a hungry dog is Verona! While you sit on your throne thinking everything will be ok, I’m here checking this place every day, training every day, getting better every day with the one focal point that I am going to ascend to the top of the pyramid! Instead of believing only two people can take you on, don’t you ever fucking think I am not good enough.
You are right about something Roberto. Only the strongest will survive. And unlike some idiots that are in this match. I am strong inside the ring and outside the ring. Because I know how the world works and it’s not through pure luck and waiting for your time to come.
It’s about moments like this when you stare right in their faces from out of the blue and saying to them all. Fuck the last lot of you, MY TIME IS NOW!
I’m going to add a Diamond to my collection, followed by a Kane to walk around with until last but sure as hell not least I have the Imperial King in my sights. Kings are meant to die Roberto. Your death will be by your own sword as the Eastern Empire begins is ascension to the throne. Slither all you want, snakes can’t always escape Death when they are cornered with no escape route Verona.
No chance in hell? I am hell and I am here to say Allah believes your time at the top is coming to an end.
I’m going to scald you all and turn you into mere ash that floats away into the wind as I wipe my hands away of you all.
And you know what Roberto? A new Icon will be born from your death. One that emerges by ripping apart your body and pierces through your torso. One that Allah is proud to call a son. One that the whole global wrestling world will be proud to have.
One Icon that will Survive the strongest.
You’re going to have to fucking kill me to stop me.
Allahu Akbar.
Well howdy there pardner.