Post by ADudeFromCLE on Aug 25, 2016 3:59:32 GMT
Faneuil Hall, Boston MA.
We see JFK standing on stage behind the podium of Faneuil Hall, a site where men such as Samuel Adams, James Otis, and many others made speeches and planned for us to become independent of Brittan’s rule. This is a site of change, and today it serves as the site of a new revolution. We are K.I.W.A and we have taken over your airwaves.
"This Sunday, August 28th at the TD Garden right here in Boston Massachusetts I take on Addisyn Starr and her pet gorilla in a Man of Steel championship match. This Sunday the KIWA revolution takes full effect as I walk OUT of the TD Garden as your NEW Man of Steel champion."
JFK gives his sly grin as he states that as a matter of fact.
"I've figured you out Addisyn, I've figured out how to distract you, and keep you busy as we play with your little toy Steel. You think it was a coincidence that that really hot dude was flirting with you that day we made Steel pay his dues? Child please. He was a paid whore. Whose return on investment actually came back pretty high."
He pats a thick manila folder that's resting on top of the podium.
"But we'll get to that in a minute, no see that wasn’t the only thing I figured out this past week. I also figured out why you hate me so much. And honestly, I think it's not hate, but just projection. See to you, I represent something you've never had. I represent something you resent for never having and never being there for you.
A Father figure.
I can see it in your eyes Addisyn, I see it every time you look at me now, that longing, that yearning for me to take you over my knee and discipline you the way you should have been disciplined when growing up. You never had that father figure in your life did you Addisyn? No of course you didn't, girls like you never do. I see it all the time in Miami, I'm surprised I didn't see it earlier with you, but now that I do, it all makes sense.
And I'll tell you what Addisyn, if you really want to get down the root of all your issues, you REALLY want daddy to put you in your place...
Get in the ring again with me and see what happens. I dare you Addisyn.
Get.In.The.Ring. And I will do what your daddy should have done two decades ago.
Whoop, your, ass.
And before anyone in upper management gets their panties in a twist "Oh there goes JFK threatening women again" no numbnuts, Addisyn wants to be one of the boy's, I'm going to TREAT her like one of the boy's. She wants to go around claiming to be the real Man of Steel champion...sorry...Woman of Steel champion, then I am going to treat her just like I did Shane.
Pillar to post, all, night, long."
JFK chuckles.
"But worry not, she won’t get in the ring with me. Because she knows I am right, and....well the last time she got in the ring, she lost. He one and only lose, to me. That's why I got this title Shot Starr, you done fucked up weeks ago getting into the ring with me, and now this week. I put the final nail into your lackluster title regin when I plant Steel on the back of his head and tell him it's nappy nap time. Good night Sally. NEW Man of Steel champion. J.F.K."
JFK opens the folder and reads over something, a grin creeps across his face.
"Speaking of your trained gorilla. How's the head doing Steel? Or should I call you..."
He pauses, then smiles once more.
"You know what...no. I'm not going to give everyone else the secrets that I know. But know this Steel, know this Addisyn. I know EVERYTHING about your boy there. See this folder? This is the best information gathering that money can buy. Birth certificate. Medical records. School records. EVERYTHING Steel, I. Know. EVERYTHING about you. I know about the weak ankle that you have that you never disclosed to IWF. I know about the concussions you had that went undocumented in school. I know it all, and I am going to exploit each and every thing I can this weekend.
And when it's all said and done, you will learn that knowledge is power, and I hold ALL the power. Like Nick Fury did to Thor, one simple whisper of what I know and I am going to make you unworthy to hold that title.
I am the real Man of Steel in the IWF and come this Sunday I TAKE what is MINE and walk out of TD Garden with that belt over my shoulder and I will show the WORLD what a true champion looks, and acts like and there is not a DAMN thing ANYONE can do to STOP me. I'm a man on a mission to start a revolution in the IWF, step one was forming KIWA, step two is taking what is rightfully MINE and then step three is total and utter domination of anyone and everyone that comes to try and stop us.
Come this Sunday Addisyn your title reign comes to an end and a new era in the IWF starts, you will become a footnote in history while entire books will be written about ME.
Sucks to be you."
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Miami FL, The Clevelander on South Beach, The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz show.
Dan: "Welcome back to our second segment of our local hour here on 790 the ticket. At this time I'd like to bring on our first guest, a good friend of the show and some would say a local hero, he has a Man of Steel championship match this weekend at IWF's Legacy Four at the TD Garden in Boston Massachusetts only on paid per view and the IWF network, help me welcome at this time James Franklin Karn."
JFK: "Thanks for having me Dan."
Dan: "Thanks’ for being here in studio. Now, let me just get this out of the way real fast, we've known each other for quite a while now, and I must say...you are looking JACKED. I don't think I've ever seen you in better shape. How bad are you starving yourself these days?"
JFK: "Haha, not at all Dan, I just changed my lifestyle up a bit, started eating less carbs and I've taken up yoga. It's helped a lot with my conditioning and stamina."
Dan: "I've been hearing that a lot from ballplayers, a lot of basketball players have picked it up also."
JFK: "Yeah, I share the same trainer as Dwyane and we've even worked out a few times together, and I mean hell, look at what it did for him last year."
Dan: "Yeah well now he's in Chicago now and we are a bit bitter about that down here."
JFK: "He's still my boy."
Dan: "We talked about this last time you were on but lets recap it for people who might have missed it, by the way we are here with JFK who has a Man of Steel championship match this weekend at IWF's Legacy Four at the TD Garden in Boston Massachusetts only on paid per view and the IWF network. Are you still following basketball like you once were? I know you were a huge hoops head there."
JFK: "Oh no doubt, I mean granted yeah our Heat didn't have the best year, or even off season but I still follow with a passion. I love the sport always will."
Dan: "What other sports besides basketball have you been following?"
JFK: "I still watch our Fins even though there hasn’t been much to watch, I mean we really need to address the QB situation, Ryan just isn’t going to cut it, hell I can throw the pigskin further than he can, dude has a noodle arm. I used to love baseball but this new Marlins owner, Jeffory Loria or whatever his name is? I can't stand what he's done to the city over that stadium build so I will not support them, other than that man with the new kid running around the house I haven’t had much time for anything else besides tape study for work and hoops."
Dan: "We are here with JFK who has a Man of Steel championship match this weekend at IWF's Legacy Four at the TD Garden in Boston Massachusetts only on paid per view and the IWF network. I was doing some research on you and I was surprised to find out, that you are actually a huge Hip Hop fan, is that correct?"
JFK: "That'd be correct Dan. Now, I'm not like my cousins Will and Chris who are deep into it but I do enjoy a bit of the rap from time to time, I'm more into the mid-west underground scene however. Recently I've been jamming to the new Atmosphere album Fishing Blues as I travel around."
Dan: "It's funny you mention the mid-west because is it not true you are actually a native of Cleveland Ohio?"
JFK: "That I am."
Dan: "But you call Miami home?"
JFK: "Correct, I've been down here from most of my life Dan, my dad moved us down here when I was ten and really this is where I grew up, this is where I learned to fight, this is where I learned to survive. Good or bad Miami is home and always will be."
Dan: "So you were not celebrating when the Cavs won the title?"
JFK: "@#$@ LeBron. @#$@ Dan Gilbert and !@#$ the jersey burning @!#!@hole fans in Cleveland. Heat will be back in the mix the next year or two just watch, believe in Pat Dan."
Dan: "We are here with JFK who has a Man of Steel championship match this weekend at IWF's Legacy Four at the TD Garden in Boston Massachusetts only on paid per view and the IWF network. Stu you have a question?"
Stugotz: "Yeah, James I'm looking at this card and mind you, I don't follow the IWF that closely but am I reading this right, you are facing a WOMAN this weekend for the MAN of Steel championship?"
JFK: "Eh something like that John. Addisyn Starr is her name and she is quite talented, just not in the ring. But she has a stooge that she has fight for her and she then claims all the glory."
Stugotz: "But you've beaten her before right?"
JFK: "Right, she got cocky and decided to get into the ring to secure the pin after her shaved ape mauled me, and it wound up not working out for her in the end as I rolled her up and secured the win. Same thing I'll do this weekend if she is dumb enough to get in the ring once again."
Dan: "Once again we are here with JFK who has a Man of Steel championship match this weekend at IWF's Legacy Four at the TD Garden in Boston Massachusetts only on paid per view and the IWF network. Now, this Man of Steel championship is only defended in a cage right? So we should expect some blood?"
JFK: "Oh there's going to be blood, there's going to be all out carnage Dan. See I might have pissed that shaved ape off a bit this past week when I caved his head in with a tire iron."
Dan: "Why would you do that!?"
JFK: "Short answer? I needed a blood sample."
Dan: "That's a little extreme isn’t it James?"
JFK: "When have I ever done anything the easy way Dan?"
Dan: "Fair enough. But this man she has, or shaved ape as you call him, his name is Steel O'Buffington? Do I have that right?"
JFK: "That's not his real name but yes that's what she calls him."
Dan: "So what is his real name?"
JFK: "Tone in this Sunday and maybe, just maybe you'll find out"
Dan: "Oh come on James give us something"
JFK: "No can do Dan sorry, somethings I need to keep close to the vest."
Dan: "Fine, I'll get it from you off air. Once more we are joined by JFK who has a Man of Steel championship match this weekend at IWF's Legacy Four at the TD Garden in Boston Massachusetts only on paid per view and the IWF network. I highly recommend everyone to check it out, JFK is a local hero and has done a lot for this community, you got anything else you'd like to plug James before we head to break?"
JFK: "um, well we have a fund raiser going on next weekend at Nickolas Children's Hospital, me and the Renegades will be there signing autographs and taking pictures raising money for the ICU and Heart clinic. We might even have a few new members of KIWA out there with us also should be a fun time."
Dan: "You heard that here first folks. We'll be right back after these words from our sponsors."