Post by Tifa Heafy on Aug 4, 2013 14:23:52 GMT
"So what was up with Lexy doing all of that dumb stuff last week? We could've beaten InFamous and Ayla but he was a big ole selfish bear cuz he's all jelly of Joe Everyman bein' champion instead of him. What a grouchy mcbutt. I wanted to win last week so when I see Spikey I could've been like ha! My team won mister guy. Now that dream isn't a reality at all and I gotta go back on my own again.
Well technically I was on my own last week since the men and women aren't allowed to fight against one another. My fake penis idea wasn't well received by anyone without a sense of humor. They were all like Tifa you can't say fake penis when you're talking to everyone. Fake penis might offend people and stuff so don't ever say fake penis again. If you do say fake penis again you might get fined a lot of money.
I MAKE IT RAIN ANYWAYS BITCHES! TAKE MY MO'FUCKIN' MONEY!
Ahem... sorry about that. Lost track of myself for a moment. This week I take on Bitchy McBitchpants, Amber Richards who is also the Ruby Champion. A second string title for a basic bitch at it seems. Yeah, I just called you, Amber, a basic bitch. What are you going to do about it besides talk a lot of poop at me?
Amber is all like growl, fun is bad, must be serious all the time or we all perish. Makes me wonder if you got a cousin named Davey or something. No matter the case you are just another bully aintcha. With your mean words and strong dislike of anything cute and cuddly. Are you mad because your parents didn't get you the fluffy lil' kitten you wanted when you were eight? Are you mad because its pisses you off that you didn't really get a chance at the Diamond's title?
Or is you just mad cuz you ain't been properly sexed by anything other then what's been run on batteries? Seriously, I think you'd make a vibrator go limp!
Enough jokes about your sex life or maybe lack there off. Don't really care to know what you do behind closed doors of anything to be honest with you. I mean really, Amber, do you know what you're talking about all or anything? You think I just magically poofed out of the area and became the wrestler you see now? Did you know that I spent quite a few months working for another promotion before I even came here to IWF?
Oh, you didn't because you don't bother to look up anything that's relelvant? Like you running down Freya because you're one of those hoes still stuck on what she used to be? She's admitted to her mistakes and I will not stand for anyone dragging my mentor through the mud like that. I will not stand for someone like you to stand up on your little horse and act like we're all beneath you.
Last time I checked, Amber, the Diamond's Title was above the Ruby Title and like I said you're a second string basic bitch. You are a jealous woman who cannot handle the fact that despite your many years of struggling and what not that there are still people better then you who just started. By all means if you hate me then you must loathe my bestie too. If you hate N.E.R.D. then you're hated by everyone who loves fun in their lives.
Amber, I mean my goodness girl, the way you handle yourself might be why you were so pissed off for so many years. People don't like a bad attitude in their job at all. People enjoy pleasantness, not some bitter woman like you. I don't care how good or bad you are at wrestling! You're a mean person, a jealous hag and I don't care if I get fined for saying this because its in my heart.
You're just a fucking cunt.
Beat me, kill me, do what you want to do. At least when I get home to my finace I know that I make a difference in people's lives. I show them that age doesn't matter along with my friend Christopher Kane. So you know what Amber?
Fuck you and fuck this match."
Well technically I was on my own last week since the men and women aren't allowed to fight against one another. My fake penis idea wasn't well received by anyone without a sense of humor. They were all like Tifa you can't say fake penis when you're talking to everyone. Fake penis might offend people and stuff so don't ever say fake penis again. If you do say fake penis again you might get fined a lot of money.
I MAKE IT RAIN ANYWAYS BITCHES! TAKE MY MO'FUCKIN' MONEY!
Ahem... sorry about that. Lost track of myself for a moment. This week I take on Bitchy McBitchpants, Amber Richards who is also the Ruby Champion. A second string title for a basic bitch at it seems. Yeah, I just called you, Amber, a basic bitch. What are you going to do about it besides talk a lot of poop at me?
Amber is all like growl, fun is bad, must be serious all the time or we all perish. Makes me wonder if you got a cousin named Davey or something. No matter the case you are just another bully aintcha. With your mean words and strong dislike of anything cute and cuddly. Are you mad because your parents didn't get you the fluffy lil' kitten you wanted when you were eight? Are you mad because its pisses you off that you didn't really get a chance at the Diamond's title?
Or is you just mad cuz you ain't been properly sexed by anything other then what's been run on batteries? Seriously, I think you'd make a vibrator go limp!
Enough jokes about your sex life or maybe lack there off. Don't really care to know what you do behind closed doors of anything to be honest with you. I mean really, Amber, do you know what you're talking about all or anything? You think I just magically poofed out of the area and became the wrestler you see now? Did you know that I spent quite a few months working for another promotion before I even came here to IWF?
Oh, you didn't because you don't bother to look up anything that's relelvant? Like you running down Freya because you're one of those hoes still stuck on what she used to be? She's admitted to her mistakes and I will not stand for anyone dragging my mentor through the mud like that. I will not stand for someone like you to stand up on your little horse and act like we're all beneath you.
Last time I checked, Amber, the Diamond's Title was above the Ruby Title and like I said you're a second string basic bitch. You are a jealous woman who cannot handle the fact that despite your many years of struggling and what not that there are still people better then you who just started. By all means if you hate me then you must loathe my bestie too. If you hate N.E.R.D. then you're hated by everyone who loves fun in their lives.
Amber, I mean my goodness girl, the way you handle yourself might be why you were so pissed off for so many years. People don't like a bad attitude in their job at all. People enjoy pleasantness, not some bitter woman like you. I don't care how good or bad you are at wrestling! You're a mean person, a jealous hag and I don't care if I get fined for saying this because its in my heart.
You're just a fucking cunt.
Beat me, kill me, do what you want to do. At least when I get home to my finace I know that I make a difference in people's lives. I show them that age doesn't matter along with my friend Christopher Kane. So you know what Amber?
Fuck you and fuck this match."
Well howdy there pardner.