Post by Awesome Stick Labor on Aug 7, 2017 4:57:10 GMT
Chapter 6
"ELECTION NIGHT - PART III"
June 23, 2017 - 9:30 PM
James Gilmore was extremely glum, and so was his manager-turned-girlfriend, Lindsey Grawn.
He sat back in his recliner, not even paying attention to the program that was being shown on BUZZR. His thoughts were tuned on the mayoral election, realizing that he had the distinct possibility of losing. It was a down point in his life, for he knew that somebody else was going to win instead of him. "How much are we comin' up short," he asked Lindsey as she was checking her Android for any more messages.
"Well, to have a runoff a candidate must be leading by less than three percentage points of the vote," she said, trying to be as optimistic about her charge's chances of winning as she possibly could. "Ms. Gonzalez has a three-and-a-half point lead," she added, noting that the returns were still early, that there WAS--in some part--a chance for him to pull closer to a potential runoff.
Yet James could only shake his head. He wasn't in his right frame of mind, especially considering how the recent leaks have, for the time being, damaged his upstanding reputation as a model Christian man. "You okay babe," she softly asked as she sat back down on the couch, watching Jim Perry host Sale of the Century.
"I trusted that Russian with my life," I loved her, cherished her, and she loved me in return," Gilmore spoke with a stern vocal register, recounting his time on that two-week cruise with Yulia. "I just...," his voice trailed off, not even thinking about the probability that Yulia--of ALL people--would be directly involved in meddling with his campaign.
Yet Lindsey wasn't sure. "We don't know whether or not it was her that leaked that stuff," she noted with a brimming grin on her face. "Honestly I doubt that some middling Russian gal, with nothin' to lose, would try and damage your reputation," she lated piped in, prompting Gilmore to close his eyes and place himself in a state of deep thought. "The whole darn thing just seems so complicated," he said, lamenting on how he missed the notion that his childhood was, indeed, simple and carefree.
"If I was handlin' this, I'd be tempted to call the whole thing fake," he said with a smirk, an idea popping through his mind.
"Yeahhh...that guy in the video didn't have scraggly hair," Miss Grawn chimed in with a slight giggle, expanding on James' theory. "And that's an African-American gal in that room," Gilmore confidently spoken, nodding his head as he turned off his TV and settled in for the night.
From this moment on, anything that James or Lindsey considered to be damaging to them would be considered fake.
TO BE CONTINUED...
==BEGIN RECORDING==
Date: August 5, 2017
"Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go..."
{ The familiar Ramones tune "Blitzkrieg Bop" begins to play as we begin the second edition of the podcast in style, unveiling a brand-new logo. }
My fellow Imperial dudes and dudettes...
Welcome to the second edition of the All-American New Dawn podcast, where fake news is called out and we--yes, WE--take no crap from nobody. Speakin' of which...boy oh boy, did ya see the look on Mason St. Croix's face at Lineage when he realized he DIDN'T beat me?! I mean, shoot...points are points, and at this stage of the game, we're STILL winnin', even as the press continues to deny that you, Lindsey Grawn, and I completely exist!
That's right. You see...the problem is that the media just doesn't like us. They don't WANT us to win and will do ANYTHING they can in order to prevent us from doing what we WANT to do, what we're GONNA do! For far too long, the Imperial landscape has been dogged by the pissin' contest that is Robero Verona and the Council; so much so that Bertie HIMSELF has decided to pull us into his battles and spring a handicap match on us for next week.
But that's next week, dudette. We've got more pressin' issues to take care of, like the fact that w're gonna be fightin' in Russia for the next two weeks!
And I believe it's the perfect time to remind y'all that this podcast is gonna talk about Russia in some way or another, and I firmly understand that the subject might not be somebody's cup of moonshine. So if that's the case, I suggest y'all familiarize yourselves with the back button on your internet browser and leave the pissin' and bitchin' where it belongs--in poorly-animated Japanese hentai!
{ We hear James and Lindsey laugh out loud as the image changes to a placeholder for the latter's comment. }
I wonder if that guy's got a tattoo...
Heh, that gal looks just like Michelle Obama--only skinnier.
Okie-doke...let's get serious for a moment. It's too bad that we have to live in a society where the liberal folks would rather blame Russia for EVERYTHING instead of learnin' what really caused their loss in the 2016 election! They, much like the subject of that photo we can't show y'all 'cuz this is a family-friendly broadcast, they only cared about themselves and their own future! They forgot about US--the forgotten men and women of this country--but they're just too stupid in the mind to act upon it.
And these folks want wealth redistribution for all.
{ We then see a photo of Moscow's famous Kremlin landmark appear on the screen. }
Yeah...I gotta admit, the Kremlin buildin' does look really cool, but yeah...Lindsey and I can empathize with the Russians. We're always found to be guilty of somethin'--even though we didn't even DO it in the first place! We never colluded with ANYONE in the Imperial world to earn our spots within the company, and darn it, the Russians never colluded with Mr. Trump in last year's campaign!
It's all a bunch of bullshit, much like the whole "RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA!" gimmick we have to hear from the otehr side every day. Speakin' of which, we get to tangle with Derek Brooks again for, what, the umpteenth time? Ain't it funny that he's NEVER beaten us before, even though he'll constantly claim otherwise in a futile attempt to embrass us at almost every turn! He'll come out there and run his mouth, claimin' that your Champion, Mr. Gilmore, is nothin' except free points for the competition!
Yet if only Mr. Brooks can understand...that's now life works!
Y'all see, all he does is mire himself in mediocrity, toiling away with his unmotivated, no-frills, economy-class brand that he calls professional wrasslin'. He ain't ready for the big-time, and the saddest part? Nobody believes in him, nobody CARES about him...yet he'll just take his paycheck and go home and give it to a bunch of poor people 'cuz that's what HE does the most, and they CHEER him for that! Meanwhile, we are continuing to make Imperial great again! We are makin' waves throughout the entire company, even if the high-and-mighty rejects out there tell US to shut up! Derek Brooks, like everyone else in the IWF, is nothin' more than fake news!
And we're gonna stop it, dead in its tracks.
{ The podcast comes to an end showing the new logo as The Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want" begins to play. }
But for now, that's it for today. Follow our podcast on YouTube or on Twitter--James @happy82, myself @reallindseygrawn--but for now, from Corpus Christi, Texas God bless, take care...
...and see y'all Monday.
"You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want..."
==END RECORDING==
"ELECTION NIGHT - PART III"
June 23, 2017 - 9:30 PM
James Gilmore was extremely glum, and so was his manager-turned-girlfriend, Lindsey Grawn.
He sat back in his recliner, not even paying attention to the program that was being shown on BUZZR. His thoughts were tuned on the mayoral election, realizing that he had the distinct possibility of losing. It was a down point in his life, for he knew that somebody else was going to win instead of him. "How much are we comin' up short," he asked Lindsey as she was checking her Android for any more messages.
"Well, to have a runoff a candidate must be leading by less than three percentage points of the vote," she said, trying to be as optimistic about her charge's chances of winning as she possibly could. "Ms. Gonzalez has a three-and-a-half point lead," she added, noting that the returns were still early, that there WAS--in some part--a chance for him to pull closer to a potential runoff.
Yet James could only shake his head. He wasn't in his right frame of mind, especially considering how the recent leaks have, for the time being, damaged his upstanding reputation as a model Christian man. "You okay babe," she softly asked as she sat back down on the couch, watching Jim Perry host Sale of the Century.
"I trusted that Russian with my life," I loved her, cherished her, and she loved me in return," Gilmore spoke with a stern vocal register, recounting his time on that two-week cruise with Yulia. "I just...," his voice trailed off, not even thinking about the probability that Yulia--of ALL people--would be directly involved in meddling with his campaign.
Yet Lindsey wasn't sure. "We don't know whether or not it was her that leaked that stuff," she noted with a brimming grin on her face. "Honestly I doubt that some middling Russian gal, with nothin' to lose, would try and damage your reputation," she lated piped in, prompting Gilmore to close his eyes and place himself in a state of deep thought. "The whole darn thing just seems so complicated," he said, lamenting on how he missed the notion that his childhood was, indeed, simple and carefree.
"If I was handlin' this, I'd be tempted to call the whole thing fake," he said with a smirk, an idea popping through his mind.
"Yeahhh...that guy in the video didn't have scraggly hair," Miss Grawn chimed in with a slight giggle, expanding on James' theory. "And that's an African-American gal in that room," Gilmore confidently spoken, nodding his head as he turned off his TV and settled in for the night.
From this moment on, anything that James or Lindsey considered to be damaging to them would be considered fake.
TO BE CONTINUED...
==BEGIN RECORDING==
Date: August 5, 2017
"Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Hey! Ho! Let's go..."
{ The familiar Ramones tune "Blitzkrieg Bop" begins to play as we begin the second edition of the podcast in style, unveiling a brand-new logo. }
My fellow Imperial dudes and dudettes...
Welcome to the second edition of the All-American New Dawn podcast, where fake news is called out and we--yes, WE--take no crap from nobody. Speakin' of which...boy oh boy, did ya see the look on Mason St. Croix's face at Lineage when he realized he DIDN'T beat me?! I mean, shoot...points are points, and at this stage of the game, we're STILL winnin', even as the press continues to deny that you, Lindsey Grawn, and I completely exist!
That's right. You see...the problem is that the media just doesn't like us. They don't WANT us to win and will do ANYTHING they can in order to prevent us from doing what we WANT to do, what we're GONNA do! For far too long, the Imperial landscape has been dogged by the pissin' contest that is Robero Verona and the Council; so much so that Bertie HIMSELF has decided to pull us into his battles and spring a handicap match on us for next week.
But that's next week, dudette. We've got more pressin' issues to take care of, like the fact that w're gonna be fightin' in Russia for the next two weeks!
And I believe it's the perfect time to remind y'all that this podcast is gonna talk about Russia in some way or another, and I firmly understand that the subject might not be somebody's cup of moonshine. So if that's the case, I suggest y'all familiarize yourselves with the back button on your internet browser and leave the pissin' and bitchin' where it belongs--in poorly-animated Japanese hentai!
{ We hear James and Lindsey laugh out loud as the image changes to a placeholder for the latter's comment. }
I wonder if that guy's got a tattoo...
Heh, that gal looks just like Michelle Obama--only skinnier.
Okie-doke...let's get serious for a moment. It's too bad that we have to live in a society where the liberal folks would rather blame Russia for EVERYTHING instead of learnin' what really caused their loss in the 2016 election! They, much like the subject of that photo we can't show y'all 'cuz this is a family-friendly broadcast, they only cared about themselves and their own future! They forgot about US--the forgotten men and women of this country--but they're just too stupid in the mind to act upon it.
And these folks want wealth redistribution for all.
{ We then see a photo of Moscow's famous Kremlin landmark appear on the screen. }
Yeah...I gotta admit, the Kremlin buildin' does look really cool, but yeah...Lindsey and I can empathize with the Russians. We're always found to be guilty of somethin'--even though we didn't even DO it in the first place! We never colluded with ANYONE in the Imperial world to earn our spots within the company, and darn it, the Russians never colluded with Mr. Trump in last year's campaign!
It's all a bunch of bullshit, much like the whole "RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA!" gimmick we have to hear from the otehr side every day. Speakin' of which, we get to tangle with Derek Brooks again for, what, the umpteenth time? Ain't it funny that he's NEVER beaten us before, even though he'll constantly claim otherwise in a futile attempt to embrass us at almost every turn! He'll come out there and run his mouth, claimin' that your Champion, Mr. Gilmore, is nothin' except free points for the competition!
Yet if only Mr. Brooks can understand...that's now life works!
Y'all see, all he does is mire himself in mediocrity, toiling away with his unmotivated, no-frills, economy-class brand that he calls professional wrasslin'. He ain't ready for the big-time, and the saddest part? Nobody believes in him, nobody CARES about him...yet he'll just take his paycheck and go home and give it to a bunch of poor people 'cuz that's what HE does the most, and they CHEER him for that! Meanwhile, we are continuing to make Imperial great again! We are makin' waves throughout the entire company, even if the high-and-mighty rejects out there tell US to shut up! Derek Brooks, like everyone else in the IWF, is nothin' more than fake news!
And we're gonna stop it, dead in its tracks.
{ The podcast comes to an end showing the new logo as The Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want" begins to play. }
But for now, that's it for today. Follow our podcast on YouTube or on Twitter--James @happy82, myself @reallindseygrawn--but for now, from Corpus Christi, Texas God bless, take care...
...and see y'all Monday.
"You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want..."
==END RECORDING==
Well howdy there pardner.