Post by Tyler Jacobs on Aug 8, 2017 12:00:52 GMT
{We cut to backstage where we can see several IWF Superstars mulling around the catering area. Most of them are in their ring gear, or some kind of training gear before Tyler Jacobs walks into the room dressed to the nines in a suit. He stops to say some pleasantries to one or two of the wrestlers gathered before eyeing up the food.}
Shea O’Hara: Those mini quiches are amazing!
{The Shield Maiden champion pops up next to Tyler Jacobs, placing a few more of them on her plate. Tyler laughs out loud as the redhead grabs her food and disappears almost instantly. Jacobs begins to peruse some of the freshly made sandwhiches when he hears the noise of a metal pole being dropped nearby. He places the plate down and confused, go to investigate. Just as he rounds the corner from the rest of the superstars he’s grabbed from behind in a choke hold, by none other than Jason Sandman.}
Jason Sandman: You talk too much, now I’m going to kick your ass!
{Tyler flails his arms around before Sandman literally throws him into the wall. Sandman kicks him a couple of times while he’s down, as Jacobs just tries to protect himself. Sandman drags Tyler back to his feet, and takes him by the head, smashing it off of the nearby fire extinguisher! Blood begins to pour from Tyler Jacobs’ head, but it doesn’t stop Sandman. He kicks Tyler right in the crown jewels before hooking him and delivering the Honorable Death! Tyler’s head hits the floor with a sickening thud. The noise seems to have gathered some attention but nobody is quite nearby yet. Jason Sandman proceeds to unzip his pants and PISS ON TYLER JACOBS! Jacobs lays there out cold, as Sandman urinates all over him.}
Jayson Matthews: Hey! Dude! Not cool man!
{From around the corner a bunch of wrestlers have come to see what the commotion is, just as Sandman is about done. Jayson Matthews and Devlin Raine step between Sandman and Tyler’s body. Jayson pushing Sandman backwards. Sandman just smirks, raises his hands and begins to walk backwards away.}
Jason Sandman: It’s all good, I made my point….
{Devlin seems to be checking on Tyler, before Jayson turns around to do so too.}
Jayson Matthews: Eeew….is that pee?
{And we cut.}
Shea O’Hara: Those mini quiches are amazing!
{The Shield Maiden champion pops up next to Tyler Jacobs, placing a few more of them on her plate. Tyler laughs out loud as the redhead grabs her food and disappears almost instantly. Jacobs begins to peruse some of the freshly made sandwhiches when he hears the noise of a metal pole being dropped nearby. He places the plate down and confused, go to investigate. Just as he rounds the corner from the rest of the superstars he’s grabbed from behind in a choke hold, by none other than Jason Sandman.}
Jason Sandman: You talk too much, now I’m going to kick your ass!
{Tyler flails his arms around before Sandman literally throws him into the wall. Sandman kicks him a couple of times while he’s down, as Jacobs just tries to protect himself. Sandman drags Tyler back to his feet, and takes him by the head, smashing it off of the nearby fire extinguisher! Blood begins to pour from Tyler Jacobs’ head, but it doesn’t stop Sandman. He kicks Tyler right in the crown jewels before hooking him and delivering the Honorable Death! Tyler’s head hits the floor with a sickening thud. The noise seems to have gathered some attention but nobody is quite nearby yet. Jason Sandman proceeds to unzip his pants and PISS ON TYLER JACOBS! Jacobs lays there out cold, as Sandman urinates all over him.}
Jayson Matthews: Hey! Dude! Not cool man!
{From around the corner a bunch of wrestlers have come to see what the commotion is, just as Sandman is about done. Jayson Matthews and Devlin Raine step between Sandman and Tyler’s body. Jayson pushing Sandman backwards. Sandman just smirks, raises his hands and begins to walk backwards away.}
Jason Sandman: It’s all good, I made my point….
{Devlin seems to be checking on Tyler, before Jayson turns around to do so too.}
Jayson Matthews: Eeew….is that pee?
{And we cut.}