Post by Jason Sandman on Aug 13, 2017 19:54:40 GMT
A dark screen is all that is visible. As it finally lights up the symbol for The Council appears and Jason Sandman’s voice is heard.
Jason: The Following has been paid for by The Council.
The shot changes to Jason Sandman sitting behind a desk wearing what appears to be a very expensive suit. Both the American Flag and Russian Flag are hanging behind him. Jason appears to be waiting for his cue and when he finally gets it Sandman begins.
Jason: My fellow members of IWF and to that fans watching, it has come to my attention that there has been some controversies surrounding myself and other members of The Council. I am here to clear a few of them up. First off the hookers that were found in Kole Kaos’s hotel room. They signed waivers before they were filleted. Maybe Kole shouldn't have cut to the bone, but sometimes you do have to get down in there in order to get the meat off. What he was gonna do with the meat. That's between him and his buyers.
Onto the more pressing news that has IWF wondering if The Council has gone too far. After narrowly defeating my brother Ulf the week before, Jayson Matthews suffered burns to his hands from my “mislabeled” bottle of holy water. The controversy comes in the mind of both fans and Ulf himself who believes that he may have had some part in the injuries sustained by Mr. Mathews. I am here to firmly tell you all that Ulf had nothing to do with these actions. The actions were solely on myself. Why did I do such a thing you may ask? Well the honest answer is I am an asshole. Jayson Matthews needed to learn some humility and as he tries to make a fist to jerk off what he calls a dick he will remember how the pride always comes before a fall. It was a lesson that I am sure he will never forget and once I get my hands on him in the ring he will learn that the burns were but lesson one. Don't be late for class Mr. Matthews. I do have much to teach you.
Finally we come to…
Jason has someone off to the side whisper something to him, and Jason looks annoyed.
Jason: Hell no I'm not apologizing to Tyler Jacobs. Fuck that guy. He got everything he deserved.
Jason collects himself before continuing.
Jason: As I was saying before that intern got dragged out back and shot. This is Russia. We can do that.
Jason collects himself again.
Jason: Finally we come a man who if it wasn't for the whore he surrounds himself with I may be able to respect. The king of IWF controversy James Gilmore. I just said I may be able to respect him and I want to clarify that. I don't agree with minty nine point nine percent of the bullshit that comes out of his cum dumpster, but the fact of the matter is he truly stands up for what he believes in. He has had his ass handed to him by everyone that works for IWF including that fucking clown bitch. He's taken all of that and yet he still comes out week after week talking about how he will make Texas great again. That's admirable, but sadly he finds himself facing off against two members of the rebirth of IWF. The voice can not reach those who know of true prophecy, and that is exactly the world The Council lives in. While you speak about the little things that you hope to accomplish, The Council are breaking ground on a new world. You can keep your little town. It will become a parking lot soon enough.
The one thing I can say though is I don't really blame you for your ignorance though. It has become painfully obvious to me that Linsey Grawn is the brains behind the operation. Much in the way the Democratic Party knew they needed an African American candidate so they took Barrack Obama from a bum on the street, and made him golden material, Republicans aren't ready for a woman to be running the show so Miss Grawn made Johnny Gillmen into James Gilmore. Surprised you are making it in Texas though. They execute retards there. Break free of her influence you half blind bastard. She is going to cause you lose all hope of sight.
Maybe that's why I just don't understand why we are here and in this match. You weren't even a blip on the radar, and yet Verona….oh yea that's what it was. God damn Verona decided that he had something to prove, and prove it he shall by feeding you to the monsters that killed his false gods. Makes me almost want to lay down for you, Gillmore. Just to fuck with Verona a little bit more. I mean I'm not going to because as much as fuck that guy, fuck losing to the guy who can't even best Happy. Another day, another time maybe you could have your day in the son. But it will not be this day. On this day The Council makes another example of what not to be. Even if no one wanted to be that much of a cunt in the first place. I am Jason Sandman….I am an asshole and I approve this message.
Jason Sandman nods as the scene fades out to The Council's logo.
---
It's mother fucking Russia and the rules are completely different. While Sandman never really gives a damn what the laws say, now that The Council is in Russia, Sandman seems to be walking around with immunity. Opening smoking in the streets, the police seem to just look the other way, but it's all getting boring. Without the pleasure of possibly getting caught no adventure seems worthy of Jason’s time. So Jason walks down the street alone.
With a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, Jason looks at the buildings and the environment around him. As he takes in everything life kind of hits him.
Jason: Here's to another place I probably wouldn't have seen if it wasn't for this business. No other company I have been in has had the courage to come to Russia. It's like they think the fucking commies are gonna jump out of nowhere and contaminate the souls of weak minded comrades. Jack Gaither would be lost to us forever. Hell James Gilmore probably wouldn't even change. Mike Laszlo would find another group to try and be accepted by. It's all such horseshit.
Continuing on his walk through Moscow Jason finally can see The Kremlin in the distance.
Jason: Brandy should be here. This is much more interesting than anything she can learn in school, and besides when else in her life would she be able to see the world. Life is gonna start beating the hell out of her soon.
As Jason finishes thinking out loud he notices that a semi attractive woman is coming up to him. Jason keeps an eye on her, but keeps walking as there is no way he'd be able to understand her anyway. She however does stop and starts talking to him in Russian. Jason just shrugs and tries to keep walking, but the woman gets in front of him. Stopping Jason in his tracks, the woman keeps trying to get Sandman to understand. Finally as she can see she is getting nowhere the woman pulls out a gun and points it at Jason. Jason just laughs and bends down so the gun is right in his face almost daring the woman to do something. The woman doesn't seem to know what to do and Jason just takes the gun from the woman. The woman quickly flees, but as she runs away Jason notices the woman's tramp stamp that reads KAOS. Jason just laughs again.
Jason: Looks like me and Kole are gonna have to have a talk about who his people stick up.
Jason: The Following has been paid for by The Council.
The shot changes to Jason Sandman sitting behind a desk wearing what appears to be a very expensive suit. Both the American Flag and Russian Flag are hanging behind him. Jason appears to be waiting for his cue and when he finally gets it Sandman begins.
Jason: My fellow members of IWF and to that fans watching, it has come to my attention that there has been some controversies surrounding myself and other members of The Council. I am here to clear a few of them up. First off the hookers that were found in Kole Kaos’s hotel room. They signed waivers before they were filleted. Maybe Kole shouldn't have cut to the bone, but sometimes you do have to get down in there in order to get the meat off. What he was gonna do with the meat. That's between him and his buyers.
Onto the more pressing news that has IWF wondering if The Council has gone too far. After narrowly defeating my brother Ulf the week before, Jayson Matthews suffered burns to his hands from my “mislabeled” bottle of holy water. The controversy comes in the mind of both fans and Ulf himself who believes that he may have had some part in the injuries sustained by Mr. Mathews. I am here to firmly tell you all that Ulf had nothing to do with these actions. The actions were solely on myself. Why did I do such a thing you may ask? Well the honest answer is I am an asshole. Jayson Matthews needed to learn some humility and as he tries to make a fist to jerk off what he calls a dick he will remember how the pride always comes before a fall. It was a lesson that I am sure he will never forget and once I get my hands on him in the ring he will learn that the burns were but lesson one. Don't be late for class Mr. Matthews. I do have much to teach you.
Finally we come to…
Jason has someone off to the side whisper something to him, and Jason looks annoyed.
Jason: Hell no I'm not apologizing to Tyler Jacobs. Fuck that guy. He got everything he deserved.
Jason collects himself before continuing.
Jason: As I was saying before that intern got dragged out back and shot. This is Russia. We can do that.
Jason collects himself again.
Jason: Finally we come a man who if it wasn't for the whore he surrounds himself with I may be able to respect. The king of IWF controversy James Gilmore. I just said I may be able to respect him and I want to clarify that. I don't agree with minty nine point nine percent of the bullshit that comes out of his cum dumpster, but the fact of the matter is he truly stands up for what he believes in. He has had his ass handed to him by everyone that works for IWF including that fucking clown bitch. He's taken all of that and yet he still comes out week after week talking about how he will make Texas great again. That's admirable, but sadly he finds himself facing off against two members of the rebirth of IWF. The voice can not reach those who know of true prophecy, and that is exactly the world The Council lives in. While you speak about the little things that you hope to accomplish, The Council are breaking ground on a new world. You can keep your little town. It will become a parking lot soon enough.
The one thing I can say though is I don't really blame you for your ignorance though. It has become painfully obvious to me that Linsey Grawn is the brains behind the operation. Much in the way the Democratic Party knew they needed an African American candidate so they took Barrack Obama from a bum on the street, and made him golden material, Republicans aren't ready for a woman to be running the show so Miss Grawn made Johnny Gillmen into James Gilmore. Surprised you are making it in Texas though. They execute retards there. Break free of her influence you half blind bastard. She is going to cause you lose all hope of sight.
Maybe that's why I just don't understand why we are here and in this match. You weren't even a blip on the radar, and yet Verona….oh yea that's what it was. God damn Verona decided that he had something to prove, and prove it he shall by feeding you to the monsters that killed his false gods. Makes me almost want to lay down for you, Gillmore. Just to fuck with Verona a little bit more. I mean I'm not going to because as much as fuck that guy, fuck losing to the guy who can't even best Happy. Another day, another time maybe you could have your day in the son. But it will not be this day. On this day The Council makes another example of what not to be. Even if no one wanted to be that much of a cunt in the first place. I am Jason Sandman….I am an asshole and I approve this message.
Jason Sandman nods as the scene fades out to The Council's logo.
---
It's mother fucking Russia and the rules are completely different. While Sandman never really gives a damn what the laws say, now that The Council is in Russia, Sandman seems to be walking around with immunity. Opening smoking in the streets, the police seem to just look the other way, but it's all getting boring. Without the pleasure of possibly getting caught no adventure seems worthy of Jason’s time. So Jason walks down the street alone.
With a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, Jason looks at the buildings and the environment around him. As he takes in everything life kind of hits him.
Jason: Here's to another place I probably wouldn't have seen if it wasn't for this business. No other company I have been in has had the courage to come to Russia. It's like they think the fucking commies are gonna jump out of nowhere and contaminate the souls of weak minded comrades. Jack Gaither would be lost to us forever. Hell James Gilmore probably wouldn't even change. Mike Laszlo would find another group to try and be accepted by. It's all such horseshit.
Continuing on his walk through Moscow Jason finally can see The Kremlin in the distance.
Jason: Brandy should be here. This is much more interesting than anything she can learn in school, and besides when else in her life would she be able to see the world. Life is gonna start beating the hell out of her soon.
As Jason finishes thinking out loud he notices that a semi attractive woman is coming up to him. Jason keeps an eye on her, but keeps walking as there is no way he'd be able to understand her anyway. She however does stop and starts talking to him in Russian. Jason just shrugs and tries to keep walking, but the woman gets in front of him. Stopping Jason in his tracks, the woman keeps trying to get Sandman to understand. Finally as she can see she is getting nowhere the woman pulls out a gun and points it at Jason. Jason just laughs and bends down so the gun is right in his face almost daring the woman to do something. The woman doesn't seem to know what to do and Jason just takes the gun from the woman. The woman quickly flees, but as she runs away Jason notices the woman's tramp stamp that reads KAOS. Jason just laughs again.
Jason: Looks like me and Kole are gonna have to have a talk about who his people stick up.
Well howdy there pardner.