Post by Trent Helms on Jul 1, 2018 21:16:47 GMT
Term 1 - Trent Helms will only appear in segments or matches that end in odd numbers. He finds the notion of even numbers to be a blight against humanity, as there is only one like him in this universe.
Term 2 - Trent will only wrestle in single's match (unless otherwise noted in other terms) He is a superior being and demands that his presence only be focused upon one opponent, He is a deity of mass importance with nearly infinite power and resources. Forcing him to focus on multiple opponents could cause him to lose control of the incredible power he harnesses and accidentally kill his opponent.
Term 3 - Trent demands his own personal assistant paid for fully by the Imperial Wrestling Federation. Worthiness of said assistance will be determined by Trent Helms himself.
Term 4 - As stated above, Trent Helms is a deity, and a ruler of his home planet. As such he should be worshiped as such, on his home planet, Speaking positively of him is strictly enforced. As such Trent demands that paid non-combatants address him as such or face censorship, fines, or termination after repeated offenses.
Term 5 - Trent demands that a custom made title be to honor him, immediately upon it's creation. He will be awarded as the first champion. As a sign of good fate. Trent has promised to defend the championship three times a month against opponents of IWF choosing.
Term 6 - Trent Helms will be exempt from all group meetings when it comes to to combatants of IWF meeting. He will be flown to a exotic location, to be address by Mr. Verona himself, along with his attorney Hannah Reed. Mister Verona will provide the terms of the location, while Mister Helms will provide dress code. Mister Helms only answers to Mister Verona.
Term 7 - Personal security will be provided to Mister Helms as long as he is on location, who will escort him from the airstrip in the city or town IWF show is taking place. He will be flanked by them all around the arena, and will escort him to ringside. He states that they must be above fodder quality.
Term 8 - When booked in combat with another combatant. Trent Helms reserves the right to name the stipulation of said contest right before the bell rings. Is Trent Helms is currently a champion, the bout becomes a title match even without prior notice to opposing combatant.
Term 9 - Trent must be given his own locker room. It must meet specific specifications such as Fondue Fountain, a rotating display for his assistant. A Poster of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Baker posing in classic Notorious B.I.G pose. It must also be located in the building with the best WiFi.
Term 10 - Trent will pay for all relocation and travel fees. He will provide staff of IWF with his flight plan.
Term 11 - Alison Valance must announce his arrival into the building within five minutes of his arrival, regardless if a contest is currently taking place or not. See term 4 for penalties.
Term 12 - Alison Valance must announce his departure from the arena.
Term 13 - Spike Kane is barred from referencing himself as a God when addressing Trent Helms.
Term 14 - Trent Helms upon winning seven matches in a row, will automatically be granted a shot at the IWF Championship or whatever title is deemed the title of highest importance.
Term 15 - When IWF travels to Canada, Trent demands regardless of opponent, he will be booked in the Main Event. In the event this match takes place on a Even number, a impromptu match must be added to the card to satisfy rule number one.
Term 16 - Trent Helms has deemed the following nicknames appropriate for use when other wrestlers address him. Names are used in quotes "Trent Helms" The Trentster" "El Trentorino" "Our Lord and Savior" "The Hottest Act in the Galaxy" "The Being who had sex with Jessica Reed" "Captain America" "Batman" "Optimus Prime" "John Wick" "Spike Kane's Best Friend" "The Perfect Being who kicks Perfect Ass" "Pedro"
Term 17 - Trent must be given his own personal entrance ramp, with space for a custom made float of Rainbow Dash which he will be riding to the ring. His own personal security will be given Clown Cars to flank the float down the entrance way.
Term 18 - Trent will be gifted a new puppy, or exotic animal by IWF Staff. The price of which will be paid for by IWF. Failure to supply a animal that suites Trent needs, will result in him exiting the arena and badmouthing said staff member on twitter.
Term 19 - In the event of said puppies demise during the show. Trent reserves the right to pull a John Wick.
Term 20 - During Pay Per Views, Trent will be given his own personal Megazord.
Term 21 - If IWF agrees to all terms above, or a acceptable number of terms. Trent Helms will allow IWF to once a month name with three weeks notice the chance to name Trent's opponent and a stipulation of there choice.
Term 22 - Spoiler Warning LOLZ Trent Helms Wins
Well howdy there pardner.