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Post by Performance Center Newbies on Mar 6, 2019 23:20:21 GMT
The camera comes on to show Ducky with earbuds in, clearly recording on his phone from the training center in Chicago. “What is uuuuuup? It’s me. Ducky. The number one youtuber wrestling sensation. As always hit that like button if you want to make sure the youtube algorithm doesn’t duck me over, ya feel me? Okay, real talk. I’m going to be on HIGH STAKES! In the roulette! You seen this line up? Yeah, get hype youtube. Buy your tickets now. Buy the IWF network. Buy it! Totally worth it to see me on the stage. Trust me. This isn’t some preshow match. This is the big time!! I feel like I should thank some people. Thank you to all my subscribers. My coach, Emma, you know I love ya girl. Sooner or later you’ll my goofiness will grow on you. Thank you mom and Dad. Thank you Mr. Smith for in sixth grade saying I’d never amount to anything. LOOK WHERE I AM NOW! Ha! Seriously though, guys, gals, and nonbinary pals. This is gonna be intense. Like we’re all meant to be like ‘yeah I’m gonna win, I’m gonna be the one to face Xavier Cross at Night of the Immortals’. But you know me. I’m a realist. You know I’m not it 9th to the end. That just isn’t likely. Do not get me wrong, I am going to put my all into trying but let’s not make promises that we can’t keep. If I do make it? You know that video is going to be INSANE! Hell, I’ll kiss someone on camera. I don’t know who. Somebody though. Maybe Gilmore? Think he’d be into it? I’m just kidding. You know he’s married. Okay, but for real. If I can get at least one person in the crowd to have the Duck Sign? That’d be epic. Alright, I got to get back to the work out or Emma is gonna skin me alive . PEACE!”
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