Post by Rob Diamond on Mar 10, 2019 22:11:44 GMT
{ We open on a distant parallel world. Can a parallel world be distant? Nevermind. It’s a distant parallel world. We see a world torn and battle scarred. Buildings are crumbling. Cars are on fire. It’s truly something out a nightmare. A boot heel dramatically crushes a skull. A man in the distance begs for his life. }
“Please don’t do this.”
{ A long sword known as the Masamune is lowered as the large black boots draw closer to the man on his knees. }
“You don’t have to do this.”
{ The dark figure chuckles as he raises the Masamune and rests it upon his armor padded shoulders. We pan back revealing the full figure of a fully armored Rob Diamond wearing a metal version of his Lord Dominicus mask. }
Lord Dominicus: Oh yes Rob, I do.
{ The man on his knees is revealed to be a disheveled and bloody Asian American Rob Diamond. }
Asian American Rob Diamond: WHY!?
{ Lord Dominicus grips the Masamune with both hands and raises it up. }
Lord Dominicus: Because there can only be one!!!!
{ Lord Dominicus swings the mighty Masamune for the neck of Asian American Rob Diamond but before the killing blow is dealt we are whisked away to Earth Prime where Original Recipe Rob Diamond shoots awake with a start. }
Rob: What the fuck!?
{ Rob is in a cold sweat as he pants, reaching for his neck to make sure his head is still attached. Once he’s reassured himself he swings his legs off the bed and rests his head in his hands. }
Rob: That was crazy…
{ Rob slips off the side of his bed and heads toward the bathroom when suddenly the bedroom door comes flying off its hinges and almost knocks Rob out cold. Standing in the doorway also in a cold sweat is Afro American Rob Diamond. }
Afro Rob: DUDE!
Rob: DUDE!?
{ Rob looks at the shattered door and then back to Afro Rob. }
Afro Rob: Tell me you felt that?
Rob: Felt what?
Afro Rob: Felt like someone just cut our head off.
{ Rob makes a “pfft” noise before heading toward the on suite bathroom. Afro Rob reaches out and grabs him. }
Afro Rob: Don’t pfft at me you son of a bitch!
{ OR Rob heads into the bathroom to wash his face off. }
Rob: Look man, I don’t know what that was but I do know I have the Roulette to prepare for.
{ Boom, tie in reference. }
Afro Rob: There are bigger things going on than the Roulette!
{ Rob shoots his head out the bathroom door and glares at Afro Rob. }
Rob: What’s bigger than the Roulette!? Thirty superstars stepping into the ring fighting for a single shot at the biggest prize in our industry! There is nothing bigger than that!
{ Afro Rob walks over to OR Rob and grabs him by the shoulders. }
Afro Rob: The Convergence.
Rob: The Conver-what?
Afro Rob: The Convergence.
{ We scene swipe to a black universe dotted by millions of tiny lights. }
Afro Rob: Eons ago there was but one Earth with one Rob Diamond and he sought absolute power.
{ We see a man who looks eerily like Rob but more weathered and battle worn wearing armor similar to an ancient Roman soldier. }
Afro Rob: He gathered the six irregularities that constituted the big bang and for a moment he was a god.
{ This soldier Rob is now seen wearing a gauntlet with six multi colored stones on each knuckle and one in the center of the glove itself. He prepares to rewrite the universe in his image. }
Afro Rob: But the Elders of the Universe intervened.
{ But then this soldier Rob finds himself surrounded by hooded figures, each reaching out with one hand using their minds to pull him apart. }
Afro Rob: That was the beginning of the Multi-verse.
{ The soldier Rob is shattered into thousands of mirror images but all slightly different from each other. }
Afro Rob: We were scattered across the Multi-verse along with the six irregularities. But the original Rob, he swore that there would one day be a Convergence. When all the Rob Diamonds of the Multi-verse came back together and he alone would rule the universe.
{ We cut back to Afro Rob still gripping OR Rob. }
Rob: That. Is. The stupidest shit I have ever heard. Do you think Andrew Jacobsen or Dean Harper are out there worrying about reality shattering events!? No! They’ve got relatives dying of cancer or some shit! Some real good character development stuff! I don’t have time for this!
{ OR Rob pushes past Afro Rob and starts heading out into the hall way. }
Afro: You can’t run from this Rob. It’s already begun. You felt it. You felt it when we got rid of gritty reboot Rob Diamond. You felt it again last night. He’s coming.
{ OR Rob stops in the hall way and holds his head. }
Rob: Who’s coming?
Afro Rob: Lord Dominicus.
{ OR Rob starts laughing hysterically as he turns around. }
Rob: Lord Dominicus!? Are you kidding me!? That’s just a stupid gimmick I run sometimes!
Afro Rob: No Rob. He’s a part of you, of me, of every Rob Diamond in every corner of the Multi-verse. He’s the original Rob Diamond. And with every Rob he kills he grows stronger until there is only one of him left.
Rob: I’m just going to go ahead and ignore the obvious plot rip offs of both Highlander and the One and say good day to you sir. James and I are meeting up later.
Afro Rob: For what?
Rob: Something about a picture and a grave.
Afro Rob: Irregularities in the time line?
Rob: Don’t go all Fox Mulder on me man.
Afro Rob: Rob… Haven’t you ever wondered why there’s a black version of you hanging around?
{ It occurs to Rob for the first time that it is pretty strange to have an African American version of himself hanging around. }
Afro Rob: I’m here to prepare you. You’re the only one who can save us all.
{ Rob looks down at the ground, rethinking everything he’s just heard and thinking how absolutely fucking crazy it all sounds. }
Rob: Fine… Let’s say I do believe you and there’s this Lord Dominicus coming for us. What am I supposed to do about it?
{ Afro Rob smiles wide. }
Afro Rob: I thought you would never ask. Take me to your weapons vault.
Rob: Weapons vault?
Afro Rob: Don’t fuck around Rob, we both know you have a weapons vault.
{ OR Rob sighs heavily. }
Rob: Fine…
{ The two head off down the hall way and we are slowly brought to the outside of the Spike Kane estate where a man in full body armor with a cape stands. }
Lord Dominicus: So they think their puny weapons will help them?
{ His hand firmly grips the handle of the Masamune. }
Lord Dominicus: There is no weapon in this Multi-verse that can stop me.
TO BE CONTINUED
“Please don’t do this.”
{ A long sword known as the Masamune is lowered as the large black boots draw closer to the man on his knees. }
“You don’t have to do this.”
{ The dark figure chuckles as he raises the Masamune and rests it upon his armor padded shoulders. We pan back revealing the full figure of a fully armored Rob Diamond wearing a metal version of his Lord Dominicus mask. }
Lord Dominicus: Oh yes Rob, I do.
{ The man on his knees is revealed to be a disheveled and bloody Asian American Rob Diamond. }
Asian American Rob Diamond: WHY!?
{ Lord Dominicus grips the Masamune with both hands and raises it up. }
Lord Dominicus: Because there can only be one!!!!
{ Lord Dominicus swings the mighty Masamune for the neck of Asian American Rob Diamond but before the killing blow is dealt we are whisked away to Earth Prime where Original Recipe Rob Diamond shoots awake with a start. }
Rob: What the fuck!?
{ Rob is in a cold sweat as he pants, reaching for his neck to make sure his head is still attached. Once he’s reassured himself he swings his legs off the bed and rests his head in his hands. }
Rob: That was crazy…
{ Rob slips off the side of his bed and heads toward the bathroom when suddenly the bedroom door comes flying off its hinges and almost knocks Rob out cold. Standing in the doorway also in a cold sweat is Afro American Rob Diamond. }
Afro Rob: DUDE!
Rob: DUDE!?
{ Rob looks at the shattered door and then back to Afro Rob. }
Afro Rob: Tell me you felt that?
Rob: Felt what?
Afro Rob: Felt like someone just cut our head off.
{ Rob makes a “pfft” noise before heading toward the on suite bathroom. Afro Rob reaches out and grabs him. }
Afro Rob: Don’t pfft at me you son of a bitch!
{ OR Rob heads into the bathroom to wash his face off. }
Rob: Look man, I don’t know what that was but I do know I have the Roulette to prepare for.
{ Boom, tie in reference. }
Afro Rob: There are bigger things going on than the Roulette!
{ Rob shoots his head out the bathroom door and glares at Afro Rob. }
Rob: What’s bigger than the Roulette!? Thirty superstars stepping into the ring fighting for a single shot at the biggest prize in our industry! There is nothing bigger than that!
{ Afro Rob walks over to OR Rob and grabs him by the shoulders. }
Afro Rob: The Convergence.
Rob: The Conver-what?
Afro Rob: The Convergence.
{ We scene swipe to a black universe dotted by millions of tiny lights. }
Afro Rob: Eons ago there was but one Earth with one Rob Diamond and he sought absolute power.
{ We see a man who looks eerily like Rob but more weathered and battle worn wearing armor similar to an ancient Roman soldier. }
Afro Rob: He gathered the six irregularities that constituted the big bang and for a moment he was a god.
{ This soldier Rob is now seen wearing a gauntlet with six multi colored stones on each knuckle and one in the center of the glove itself. He prepares to rewrite the universe in his image. }
Afro Rob: But the Elders of the Universe intervened.
{ But then this soldier Rob finds himself surrounded by hooded figures, each reaching out with one hand using their minds to pull him apart. }
Afro Rob: That was the beginning of the Multi-verse.
{ The soldier Rob is shattered into thousands of mirror images but all slightly different from each other. }
Afro Rob: We were scattered across the Multi-verse along with the six irregularities. But the original Rob, he swore that there would one day be a Convergence. When all the Rob Diamonds of the Multi-verse came back together and he alone would rule the universe.
{ We cut back to Afro Rob still gripping OR Rob. }
Rob: That. Is. The stupidest shit I have ever heard. Do you think Andrew Jacobsen or Dean Harper are out there worrying about reality shattering events!? No! They’ve got relatives dying of cancer or some shit! Some real good character development stuff! I don’t have time for this!
{ OR Rob pushes past Afro Rob and starts heading out into the hall way. }
Afro: You can’t run from this Rob. It’s already begun. You felt it. You felt it when we got rid of gritty reboot Rob Diamond. You felt it again last night. He’s coming.
{ OR Rob stops in the hall way and holds his head. }
Rob: Who’s coming?
Afro Rob: Lord Dominicus.
{ OR Rob starts laughing hysterically as he turns around. }
Rob: Lord Dominicus!? Are you kidding me!? That’s just a stupid gimmick I run sometimes!
Afro Rob: No Rob. He’s a part of you, of me, of every Rob Diamond in every corner of the Multi-verse. He’s the original Rob Diamond. And with every Rob he kills he grows stronger until there is only one of him left.
Rob: I’m just going to go ahead and ignore the obvious plot rip offs of both Highlander and the One and say good day to you sir. James and I are meeting up later.
Afro Rob: For what?
Rob: Something about a picture and a grave.
Afro Rob: Irregularities in the time line?
Rob: Don’t go all Fox Mulder on me man.
Afro Rob: Rob… Haven’t you ever wondered why there’s a black version of you hanging around?
{ It occurs to Rob for the first time that it is pretty strange to have an African American version of himself hanging around. }
Afro Rob: I’m here to prepare you. You’re the only one who can save us all.
{ Rob looks down at the ground, rethinking everything he’s just heard and thinking how absolutely fucking crazy it all sounds. }
Rob: Fine… Let’s say I do believe you and there’s this Lord Dominicus coming for us. What am I supposed to do about it?
{ Afro Rob smiles wide. }
Afro Rob: I thought you would never ask. Take me to your weapons vault.
Rob: Weapons vault?
Afro Rob: Don’t fuck around Rob, we both know you have a weapons vault.
{ OR Rob sighs heavily. }
Rob: Fine…
{ The two head off down the hall way and we are slowly brought to the outside of the Spike Kane estate where a man in full body armor with a cape stands. }
Lord Dominicus: So they think their puny weapons will help them?
{ His hand firmly grips the handle of the Masamune. }
Lord Dominicus: There is no weapon in this Multi-verse that can stop me.
TO BE CONTINUED
Well howdy there pardner.