Post by Rob Diamond on Mar 12, 2019 15:59:18 GMT
{ Original Recipe Rob Diamond and Afro American Rob Diamond head to the entertainment room of the Spike Kane estate. OR Rob looks around to make sure no one else is watching him as he heads over to a statue of Shakespeare’s head. }
Afro Rob: Dude, I’m the only one here.
Rob: Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
{ Rob hushes Afro Rob and looks around again. }
Rob: They’re always watchinggggggggg….
{ Rob points directly into the camera that is filming these events before giving a big old wink and turning back to the bust. Rob flips the head back and reveals a large red button. Rob lets out a long sigh before pressing the button. The book cabinet before him slides apart and reveals two fireman poles. }
Afro Rob: Really?
Rob: What? I didn’t build this house.
Afro Rob: You’re saying Spike built himself a batcave?
Rob: I’m saying this was here when I moved in… And I think he called it the Spike Kave.
{ Afro Rob shakes his head before heading over to the pole. Both Rob’s grab on and then descend into the darkness below. When their boot heels hit the dusty floor in the Spike Kave below they are both fully dressed in Spike Kane’s gear. }
Afro Rob: What the what!?
Rob: Nifty.
{ OR Rob was lucky enough to get Spike’s early 2000’s gear which consisted of loose shorts where as Afro Rob is in the standard red underwear Spike wore during his last run. }
Afro Rob: Where the hell are my clothes!?
Rob: Not sure honestly. I’ve gone down that thing a dozen times and not once have my clothes reappeared.
Afro Rob: DUDE! I was wearing my Air Jordans!!??
Rob: Oooooo, that sucks….
{ OR Rob walks across a platform, in the distance is the Spike Komputer and the Spike Kar but Rob is headed to the armory. Afro Rob catches up with a jog as both men stand before a large steel door emblazoned with the crest of Kane. }
Rob: This is it…
Afro Rob: Nervous?
Rob: A little bit. I haven’t been in here since Spike and I saved the universe as our alter egos.
{ Pro tip, back track to when Rob and Spike were the undefeated tag team champions of the world to see what he’s referencing. }
Afro Rob: Look Rob, we’re gonna need what’s in there to stop Lord Dominicus.
Rob: I know. It just… It brings back memories of better times… Like when Spike and I eliminated mystery entrant number 3 from the Roulette that time.
Afro Rob: Is that your mandatory Roulette mention so this counts as a tie in promo?
Rob: The first one. It’s just Spike and I had so many great Roulette moments. This is gonna be my first year entering without having my best buddy out there.
Afro Rob: You’ll still have James and Steve and me.
{ Rob looks over to Afro Rob with a slight smile. Suddenly the whole Spike Kave is rocked like it was hit with an Earthquake attack from Rhydon! Both Rob’s turn to see a large hole where the Spike Komputer was and in it’s place stands the TMNT 2 Secret of the Ooze wannabe Shredder known as Lord Dominicus. }
Afro Rob: It’s him!!!!!
Lord Dominicus: You’re goddamn right it’s me!!!
{ Lord Dominicus lunges with the strength of a dozen Rob’s and easily clears the room landing just feet away from Afro Rob and Original Recipe Rob. }
Afro Rob: Get in there! Find something! Anything!
{ Afro Rob charges at Lord Dominicus who unsheathes the Masamune sword. }
Lord Dominicus: You are destined to fail!
Afro Rob: FUCK YOU!!!!
{ Afro Rob full on spears Lord Dominicus and the two go over the side of the platform and land on another platform a few dozen feet below. OR Rob turns back to the door and puts his hand on the hand scanner. The steel door slowly opens up and the full breadth of the armory is revealed. }
Rob: Hot damn, Spike! What’d ya go to an intergalactic pawn shop!?
{ Rob takes a look around the armory to see such objects as Thor’s Hammer re named “Ed’s Hammer” by Spike, a Green Lantern ring, the Eye of Agomoto, the Spear of Destiny, Stormbreaker, that weird stone head thing Damien Darhk had in season four of Arrow and in the center of the room the Infinity Gauntlet. }
Rob: That cosplaying asshole is gonna get his.
{ We head back to the battle between Lord Dominicus and Afro Rob Diamond. It’s completely one sided as Dominicus sends Afro Rob flying with a wicked back hand. }
Lord Dominicus: You will fail. You will fall. And with all the powers of every Rob Diamond in the Multi-verse I alone will stand victorious in the Roulette!
Afro Rob: Is that what this is about!? Getting a world title shot!?
Lord Dominicus: OBVI!!!!!
{ Lord Dominicus raises the Masamune up over his head and swings it down at Afro Rob Diamond but since we are not allowed to show the gruesome murder of an alternate universe character IWF plays for laughs we cut back to OR Rob Diamond grabbing Stormbreaker before suddenly collapsing in a burst of energy influx. When the smoke settles we find Rob on his hands and feet and an OVER POWER Lord Dominicus standing in the door of the armory. }
Lord Dominicus: Time to die.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!
Afro Rob: Dude, I’m the only one here.
Rob: Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
{ Rob hushes Afro Rob and looks around again. }
Rob: They’re always watchinggggggggg….
{ Rob points directly into the camera that is filming these events before giving a big old wink and turning back to the bust. Rob flips the head back and reveals a large red button. Rob lets out a long sigh before pressing the button. The book cabinet before him slides apart and reveals two fireman poles. }
Afro Rob: Really?
Rob: What? I didn’t build this house.
Afro Rob: You’re saying Spike built himself a batcave?
Rob: I’m saying this was here when I moved in… And I think he called it the Spike Kave.
{ Afro Rob shakes his head before heading over to the pole. Both Rob’s grab on and then descend into the darkness below. When their boot heels hit the dusty floor in the Spike Kave below they are both fully dressed in Spike Kane’s gear. }
Afro Rob: What the what!?
Rob: Nifty.
{ OR Rob was lucky enough to get Spike’s early 2000’s gear which consisted of loose shorts where as Afro Rob is in the standard red underwear Spike wore during his last run. }
Afro Rob: Where the hell are my clothes!?
Rob: Not sure honestly. I’ve gone down that thing a dozen times and not once have my clothes reappeared.
Afro Rob: DUDE! I was wearing my Air Jordans!!??
Rob: Oooooo, that sucks….
{ OR Rob walks across a platform, in the distance is the Spike Komputer and the Spike Kar but Rob is headed to the armory. Afro Rob catches up with a jog as both men stand before a large steel door emblazoned with the crest of Kane. }
Rob: This is it…
Afro Rob: Nervous?
Rob: A little bit. I haven’t been in here since Spike and I saved the universe as our alter egos.
{ Pro tip, back track to when Rob and Spike were the undefeated tag team champions of the world to see what he’s referencing. }
Afro Rob: Look Rob, we’re gonna need what’s in there to stop Lord Dominicus.
Rob: I know. It just… It brings back memories of better times… Like when Spike and I eliminated mystery entrant number 3 from the Roulette that time.
Afro Rob: Is that your mandatory Roulette mention so this counts as a tie in promo?
Rob: The first one. It’s just Spike and I had so many great Roulette moments. This is gonna be my first year entering without having my best buddy out there.
Afro Rob: You’ll still have James and Steve and me.
{ Rob looks over to Afro Rob with a slight smile. Suddenly the whole Spike Kave is rocked like it was hit with an Earthquake attack from Rhydon! Both Rob’s turn to see a large hole where the Spike Komputer was and in it’s place stands the TMNT 2 Secret of the Ooze wannabe Shredder known as Lord Dominicus. }
Afro Rob: It’s him!!!!!
Lord Dominicus: You’re goddamn right it’s me!!!
{ Lord Dominicus lunges with the strength of a dozen Rob’s and easily clears the room landing just feet away from Afro Rob and Original Recipe Rob. }
Afro Rob: Get in there! Find something! Anything!
{ Afro Rob charges at Lord Dominicus who unsheathes the Masamune sword. }
Lord Dominicus: You are destined to fail!
Afro Rob: FUCK YOU!!!!
{ Afro Rob full on spears Lord Dominicus and the two go over the side of the platform and land on another platform a few dozen feet below. OR Rob turns back to the door and puts his hand on the hand scanner. The steel door slowly opens up and the full breadth of the armory is revealed. }
Rob: Hot damn, Spike! What’d ya go to an intergalactic pawn shop!?
{ Rob takes a look around the armory to see such objects as Thor’s Hammer re named “Ed’s Hammer” by Spike, a Green Lantern ring, the Eye of Agomoto, the Spear of Destiny, Stormbreaker, that weird stone head thing Damien Darhk had in season four of Arrow and in the center of the room the Infinity Gauntlet. }
Rob: That cosplaying asshole is gonna get his.
{ We head back to the battle between Lord Dominicus and Afro Rob Diamond. It’s completely one sided as Dominicus sends Afro Rob flying with a wicked back hand. }
Lord Dominicus: You will fail. You will fall. And with all the powers of every Rob Diamond in the Multi-verse I alone will stand victorious in the Roulette!
Afro Rob: Is that what this is about!? Getting a world title shot!?
Lord Dominicus: OBVI!!!!!
{ Lord Dominicus raises the Masamune up over his head and swings it down at Afro Rob Diamond but since we are not allowed to show the gruesome murder of an alternate universe character IWF plays for laughs we cut back to OR Rob Diamond grabbing Stormbreaker before suddenly collapsing in a burst of energy influx. When the smoke settles we find Rob on his hands and feet and an OVER POWER Lord Dominicus standing in the door of the armory. }
Lord Dominicus: Time to die.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!
Well howdy there pardner.