Post by Rob Diamond on Mar 15, 2019 0:30:47 GMT
{ The smoke starts to clear around Original Recipe Rob Diamond as he clutches Stormbreaker. }
Lord Dominicus: Time to die.
{ A fully armored and over powered Lord Dominicus emerges from the smoke, each foot fall sounding like a crack of thunder as he slowly lowers the Masamune so the tip just scratches on the steel plated ground. }
Lord Dominicus: I have killed countless Rob Diamonds on countless worlds but there is something special about you.
{ Lord Dominicus speaks in a condescending tone. }
Lord Dominicus: Once I free your head from your neck I will finally be powerful enough to WIN the ROULETTE and finally capture the IWF IMPERIAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Rob Diamond: It’s the World Championship now.
Lord Dominicus: WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
{ Rob Diamond pushes himself off the ground looking to strike a killing blow with Stormbreaker but Lord Dominicus bitch slaps him across the room and sends Rob slamming into the wall. }
Lord Dominicus: FOOL! Your puny axe means nothing against my might. I am fueled by the souls of hundreds of Rob Diamonds! You are just a single Rob on a single world! Puny. Insignificant.
Rob Diamond: NO!
Lord Dominicus: You are weak! On this Earth the loss of Spike Kane broke you! Shattered your soul! You try to hide it behind shenanigans but the truth is you wish you were dead to!
Rob Diamond: Shut up!
Lord Dominicus: On my Earth I was the one who stood in the Dragon’s Den as Spike breathed his last. I was the one who pinned his lifeless corpse.
Rob Diamond: You son of a bitch!
{ Rob lunges for Lord Dominicus again but the dark lord of the multi-verse grabs Rob by the throat and hurls him to the right of the armory. }
Lord Dominicus: I stood over his corpse the final winner.
Rob Diamond: You’re a monster!
Lord Dominicus: I am everything you ever dreamed of being and by next week I will be what you could never be. I will be the IWF World Champion!
Rob Diamond: You’ll never be the World Champion!
Lord Dominicus: I will win the Roulette! I will eliminate everyone else! I will defeat Xavier Cross at Night of the Immortals!
Rob Diamond: YOU WILL DIE!!!!
{ Rob leaps again but Lord Dominicus stops him again and clutches Rob with his left hand. }
Lord Dominicus: No Rob. You will die.
{ Lord Dominicus begins to choke Rob, slowly tightening his grip. However behind the dark lord a portal opens. Lord Dominicus drops Rob to the floor and turns as five men emerge. }
Lord Dominicus: What the frak!?
Rob “The Ace JR” Diamond: I’m bout to kick that piddly ass.
Rob Kane: All bloody hail.
Rangel Diamond: Praise be.
Middle American Rob Diamond: I’m just happy to be here.
Canadian Rob Diamond: We’re gonna cross check that bitch ass, eh?
{ Lord Dominicus stares down five more alternate Earth Rob Diamonds in total shock. }
Lord Dominicus: You wish to challenge me!?
All five Rob Diamonds: SUCK IT!!!!!!
{ The five Rob Diamonds crotch chop with the collective might of five Rob Diamonds and a ray of neon green light shoots out from their crotches and catches Lord Dominicus square in the chest. }
Lord Dominicus: You are not powerful enough to stop me!!!
{ They hold the crotch chop but Lord Dominicus starts to press forward. }
Rob “The Ace JR” Diamond: Get your piddly ass up Rob!
Rob Kane: Before I drive a nail through your hand!
Canadian Rob Diamond: EH!?
Middle American Rob Diamond: Get up!
Rangel Diamond: Or I will bury you!!!!
{ Original Recipe Rob Diamond pushes himself up. He looks at Stormbreaker and then to the collective of Rob’s. He drops the axe and rushes to the side of his fellow Robs. }
Rob Diamond: You will never win the Roulette!!!!
All the Robs: AND IF YOU AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT THEN WE’VE ONLY GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!
{ The collective crotch chop sends a tidal wave of neon green energy pulsing through the torso of Lord Dominicus. The entire armory begins to glow and the whole room is lit up. Lord Dominicus is sent flying backward and crashing through the far wall and then further into the rock and then his seemingly lifeless body flies out into the water that surrounds three sides of the Spike Kane Estate. }
Rob Diamond: It’s over?
Rob “The Ace JR” Diamond: Bet your piddly ass it is.
Rob Diamond: Who the hell are you guys?
Canadian Rob Diamond: The Council of Rob, eh?
Rob Diamond: The Council of Robs?
Rob Kane: A collective of the greatest Robs to ever exist. And guess what bub? You just made the cut.
Rangel Diamond: For now.
Rob Diamond: So what do we do next?
{ The Council of Robs look at each other and then look to Rob. }
All the Robs: WIN THE ROULETTE!!!!!
{ ROLL CREDITS!!!! }
Produced by Rob Diamond
Directed by Rob Diamond
Written by Rob Diamond
Starring Rob Diamond
Stunts by Rob Diamond
{ POST CREDITS SCENE ONE! }
{ We cut back to the council of Rob stand around a medical slab. There is a body between them but we can’t see it. }
Rob Diamond: I don’t believe it.
Rob Kane: Believe it.
Canadian Rob Diamond: We’ve been invaded, eh?
{ We move in closer to reveal that Afro American Rob Diamond WAS A SKRULL THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! }
Gaffer Rob Diamond
Best Boy Rob Diamond
Catering by Rob Diamond Eat my Treats
Special Effects by Lucasfilm
Soundtrack by Rob Diamond
{ POST CREDITS SCENE TWO!!!!!!!! }
{ It’s a calm night in Boston Harbor when suddenly an Infinity Gauntlet clad hand emerges from the water!!!! }
LORD DOMINICUS WILL RETURN!
Lord Dominicus: Time to die.
{ A fully armored and over powered Lord Dominicus emerges from the smoke, each foot fall sounding like a crack of thunder as he slowly lowers the Masamune so the tip just scratches on the steel plated ground. }
Lord Dominicus: I have killed countless Rob Diamonds on countless worlds but there is something special about you.
{ Lord Dominicus speaks in a condescending tone. }
Lord Dominicus: Once I free your head from your neck I will finally be powerful enough to WIN the ROULETTE and finally capture the IWF IMPERIAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Rob Diamond: It’s the World Championship now.
Lord Dominicus: WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
{ Rob Diamond pushes himself off the ground looking to strike a killing blow with Stormbreaker but Lord Dominicus bitch slaps him across the room and sends Rob slamming into the wall. }
Lord Dominicus: FOOL! Your puny axe means nothing against my might. I am fueled by the souls of hundreds of Rob Diamonds! You are just a single Rob on a single world! Puny. Insignificant.
Rob Diamond: NO!
Lord Dominicus: You are weak! On this Earth the loss of Spike Kane broke you! Shattered your soul! You try to hide it behind shenanigans but the truth is you wish you were dead to!
Rob Diamond: Shut up!
Lord Dominicus: On my Earth I was the one who stood in the Dragon’s Den as Spike breathed his last. I was the one who pinned his lifeless corpse.
Rob Diamond: You son of a bitch!
{ Rob lunges for Lord Dominicus again but the dark lord of the multi-verse grabs Rob by the throat and hurls him to the right of the armory. }
Lord Dominicus: I stood over his corpse the final winner.
Rob Diamond: You’re a monster!
Lord Dominicus: I am everything you ever dreamed of being and by next week I will be what you could never be. I will be the IWF World Champion!
Rob Diamond: You’ll never be the World Champion!
Lord Dominicus: I will win the Roulette! I will eliminate everyone else! I will defeat Xavier Cross at Night of the Immortals!
Rob Diamond: YOU WILL DIE!!!!
{ Rob leaps again but Lord Dominicus stops him again and clutches Rob with his left hand. }
Lord Dominicus: No Rob. You will die.
{ Lord Dominicus begins to choke Rob, slowly tightening his grip. However behind the dark lord a portal opens. Lord Dominicus drops Rob to the floor and turns as five men emerge. }
Lord Dominicus: What the frak!?
Rob “The Ace JR” Diamond: I’m bout to kick that piddly ass.
Rob Kane: All bloody hail.
Rangel Diamond: Praise be.
Middle American Rob Diamond: I’m just happy to be here.
Canadian Rob Diamond: We’re gonna cross check that bitch ass, eh?
{ Lord Dominicus stares down five more alternate Earth Rob Diamonds in total shock. }
Lord Dominicus: You wish to challenge me!?
All five Rob Diamonds: SUCK IT!!!!!!
{ The five Rob Diamonds crotch chop with the collective might of five Rob Diamonds and a ray of neon green light shoots out from their crotches and catches Lord Dominicus square in the chest. }
Lord Dominicus: You are not powerful enough to stop me!!!
{ They hold the crotch chop but Lord Dominicus starts to press forward. }
Rob “The Ace JR” Diamond: Get your piddly ass up Rob!
Rob Kane: Before I drive a nail through your hand!
Canadian Rob Diamond: EH!?
Middle American Rob Diamond: Get up!
Rangel Diamond: Or I will bury you!!!!
{ Original Recipe Rob Diamond pushes himself up. He looks at Stormbreaker and then to the collective of Rob’s. He drops the axe and rushes to the side of his fellow Robs. }
Rob Diamond: You will never win the Roulette!!!!
All the Robs: AND IF YOU AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT THEN WE’VE ONLY GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!
{ The collective crotch chop sends a tidal wave of neon green energy pulsing through the torso of Lord Dominicus. The entire armory begins to glow and the whole room is lit up. Lord Dominicus is sent flying backward and crashing through the far wall and then further into the rock and then his seemingly lifeless body flies out into the water that surrounds three sides of the Spike Kane Estate. }
Rob Diamond: It’s over?
Rob “The Ace JR” Diamond: Bet your piddly ass it is.
Rob Diamond: Who the hell are you guys?
Canadian Rob Diamond: The Council of Rob, eh?
Rob Diamond: The Council of Robs?
Rob Kane: A collective of the greatest Robs to ever exist. And guess what bub? You just made the cut.
Rangel Diamond: For now.
Rob Diamond: So what do we do next?
{ The Council of Robs look at each other and then look to Rob. }
All the Robs: WIN THE ROULETTE!!!!!
{ ROLL CREDITS!!!! }
Produced by Rob Diamond
Directed by Rob Diamond
Written by Rob Diamond
Starring Rob Diamond
Stunts by Rob Diamond
{ POST CREDITS SCENE ONE! }
{ We cut back to the council of Rob stand around a medical slab. There is a body between them but we can’t see it. }
Rob Diamond: I don’t believe it.
Rob Kane: Believe it.
Canadian Rob Diamond: We’ve been invaded, eh?
{ We move in closer to reveal that Afro American Rob Diamond WAS A SKRULL THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! }
Gaffer Rob Diamond
Best Boy Rob Diamond
Catering by Rob Diamond Eat my Treats
Special Effects by Lucasfilm
Soundtrack by Rob Diamond
{ POST CREDITS SCENE TWO!!!!!!!! }
{ It’s a calm night in Boston Harbor when suddenly an Infinity Gauntlet clad hand emerges from the water!!!! }
LORD DOMINICUS WILL RETURN!
Well howdy there pardner.