IWF Presents: Monday Night Sacrifice September 2nd 2019

IWF Presents: Monday Night Sacrifice September 2nd 2019 Sept 3, 2019 20:53:50 GMT

Post by Jess Fowler on Sept 3, 2019 20:53:50 GMT

Monday Night Sacrifice
September 2nd, 2019
RAISING CANE’S RIVER CENTER BATON ROUGE, LA

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SINGLES MATCH
Almir Sayed vs Wolf Folder

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Alison Valance: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Vasco Dias: So we have the debut tonight of a new talent. Wonder if there will be anything interesting to this guy.

Terri Morasco: Don’t be so dismissive Vasco!

{The X-Files theme hits the PA as Tom Taylor makes his way to the ring.}

Alison Valance: First down to the ring standing at 5'11 and weighing in at 180 pounds…Wolf Folder!

Terri Morasco: Wolf has been saying a lot of things lately. Accusing so many people of some really odd things.

Vasco Dias: If he can get a win that would be a conspiracy.

{“Snake Charmer” by Annon Domini begins to play as Haseem steps out through the curtain to boos from the live audience.}

Haseem: It is my honor, my privilege, my sacred duty to introduce to you the MONEY MAKER!!! ALMIR!!! SAYED!!!

{With that, Almir steps out through the curtain with arms thrown out and his head held back. The crowd boos him like crazy as he looks out with a smile. Together the two men head down the ramp and toward the ring. Haseem runs ahead to hold down the second rope for his companion. Almir enters the ring and drops to his knees in the center, arms out as Haseem demands the crowd respect him!}

Alison Valance: Introducing first weighing two hundred and ten pounds, from Allen Park, Michigan, Ryan Shane!!!

Terri Morasco: Ryan looks as good as he did last time he was in the ring.

Vasco Dias: Control your thirst Terri.

{ The ref looks between the two of them before signaling the bell.}

Terri Morasco: Here we go.

{Wolf pulls out a couple index cards as if to address something but Almir hits him with a Running Boot to the Face.}

Vasco Dias: Wow!

Terri Morasco: Barely giving Wolf a moment to breath.

{Almir hits Wolf with a pay dirt followed by THE MONEY MAKER! He goes for the pin
1
2
3!}

Terri Morasco: oh my!

Vasco Dias: Yes!

Alison Valance: And your winner… Almir Sayed!

Terri Morasco: I look forward to more from this new talent!

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SEGMENT
Kimberly Jackson returns to Sacrifice!

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{We come back from commercial break just as "Black Vultures" by Halestorm hits the pa! Most of the crowd begins to cheer as Kimberly Jackson walks through the curtain. }

Terri Morasco: After more than a month away, Kimberly is back!

Vasco Dias: I'm shocked she's even walking let alone returning.

Terri Morasco: Kimberly went to war with Eternity and paid for it but she's back and supposedly better than ever!

Vasco Dias: I guess we will find out with the Olympian Tournament kicks off next week!

{ Kimberly waits for the "Welcome Back" chants to die down. Eventually they do and her music fades out. }

Kimberly Jackson: Over one month ago I stepped into the ring against the most dangerous opponent I have ever faced.

{ Some scattered boos for Eternity. }

Kimberly Jackson: We fought in a Last Ride match and to be honest, I thought it was just that by the time the match was over. My body hurt in ways and places I had never felt before. My ears rung for weeks. I had trouble walking at first... I thought my career could be over.

{Some more scattered boos.}

Kimberly Jackson: But then I started to feel better. The doctors told me I would be cleared to compete again. Slowly my symptoms faded and I felt my strength return. And last week? I WAS CLEARED TO COME BACK TO IWF!

{ A huge pop from the crowd. }

Terri Morasco: And we couldn't be happier to see her.

Vasco Dias: I won't lie, she's a valuable member of the roster.

Kimberly Jackson: And I think everyone here and watching at home knows what I want now that I'm back. ETERNITY!

Vasco Dias: The world champion won't like that call out.

Terri Morasco: She has a history of taking things like that as an invitation.

{ Kimberly looks toward the camera with a determined expression. }

Kimberly Jackson: Don't worry, I know how this works. Eternity won't just fight me if I ask. I have to earn it. And I will. I will fight my way back to the top. I will get another match against her. And next time? Next time it'll be her career flashing before her eyes!

{ Kimberly flips the mic out of her hands as her music begins to play. }

Vasco Dias: Strong words from a woman who nearly died.

Terri Morasco: She's a fighter and she loves a challenge.

Vasco Dias: Eternity isn't a challenge, she's a tank that crushes the competition!

Terri Morasco: Maybe so but that isn't going to stop Kimberly from trying.

{ Kimberly poses on the ramp for a moment before we take another commercial break. }

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IWF LUCHADORA CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH
Winner receives a Luchadora Championship opportunity at Extreme Endurance
Nancy Pailson-Carlson vs Amber Cooke

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{ We find Nancy Paulson-Carlson standing in the ring as Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Poison Whiskey” plays on. }

[DING-DING-DING!!!]

Alison Valance: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Montgomery, Alabama...NANCY PAULSON-CARLSON!

Terri Morasco: The pride of Alabama set to take on Amber Cooke here tonight, Luchadora title shot up for grabs!

Vasco Dias: It’s too bad I’ll be rootin’ for Auburn this season…

Terri Morasco: That’s college football, you nut brain…

{The guitars of "War Eternal" start up and the arena is bathed in lights for a minute before Amber comes stalking as the first main riff kicks in, walking at an almost blasting pace, ignoring the crowd as she goes, sliding under the bottom rope to climb a turnbuckle and start jawing to the assembled masses before hopping off and jawing to everyone else and taking her Jacket and dog tags off to hang on a corner. Before spinning to face her opponent, or the entry way.}

Alison Valance: Her opponent, from Stillwater, Minnesota...AMBER COOKE!!!

Vasco Dias: Amber’s lookin’ to go to war!

Terri Morasco: She approaches wrestling the same way she did on the battlefield--with speed and intensity.

Vasco Dias: That, plus some hearty combat rations!

Terri Morasco: Oh, will you STOP!?!

[DING-DING-DING!!!]

{ As soon as the bell rings, the two women start trading punches back and forth. NPC shoots Amber into the corner and applies an quick pair of snap suplexes that only get her a two-count. Cooke then takes over from this moment onward, nearly taking her victim’s head off with a powerful lariat. NPC bounces back up but runs into a flurry of punches before winding up on the business end of a belly-to-back suplex! }

Terri Morasco: Uh-oh…

Vasco Dias: I don’t like the look on Amber’s mug…

{ Amber pulls Nancy up by the hair and hits her with her patented Broadside powerslam-tilt-a-whirl backbreaker combo! The Alabaman is writhing in pain on the deck as Cooke gives the signal before nailing her with the Cookie Cutter Mk.II! Amber goes for the quick pin… }

1…!

2…!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DING-DING-DING!!!]

Alison Valance: Here is your winner...AMBER COOKE!!!

{ “War Eternal” begins playing as Amber makes a hasty exit, looking to confront Gabriela Luna backstage… }

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SEGMENT
Luchadora Champion Confronts Her Next Challenger

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{Amber Cooke rounds a corner backstage to come face to face with Gabriela Luna. The two stare at each other.}

Gabriela Luna: So we're doing this chicka?

Amber Cooke: Goddamn right we are.

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TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Ryan Shane vs Nighthawk vs TIB

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Alison Valance: “This next contest is a triple-threat match scheduled for one fall with a 1-hour time limit.”

{“Angry Heart” by Otherwise begins to play throughout the arena and the crowd boos loudly. The entrance ramp is dimly lit and Ryan Shane makes his way out as pyro goes off behind him.}

Alison Valance: Introducing first weighing two hundred and ten pounds, from Allen Park, Michigan, Ryan Shane!!!

{Ryan Shane continues toward the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and raises his hands in the air as the crowd continues to boo.}

{The Lights black out as the Imperial Aquila Lights up on the tron, the choir starting to sing their brief introduction, before the music starts proper and Thaddeus rises from the stage, surrounded by smoke a single spot light on him and Harriet. The commissar’s Cap tipped low and wearing the medals that denote his station, umbrella under one arm, pausing to walk up the ropes to pass his coat, cap and Umbrella to Harriet and climb into the ring even as the lights raise.}

Alison Valance: “And his opponent, from The Unsuspecting Calamity, Low Orbit of Holy Terra and weighing in at 230 pounds, Thaddeus Isambard Bancroft!”

{As the opening strains of "I Remember (Rolling Thunder Intro)" by Tristam boom out over the sound system Nighthawk walks calmly to the ring with his wife Sin by his side in a blue-and-white kimono. As they kiss passionately at the top of the ramp, the crowd's adoration increasing in volume, they both let out a war cry before walking down to the ring carefully as blue, white, and orange strobe lights go off behind them before Nighthawk enters the ring by leaping over the top rope and then going to a neutral corner as the referee checks him for foreign objects.}

Alison Valance: “And their final opponent, from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 185 pounds….. ‘The Wrestling Machine’ Nighthawk!”

{As the referee rings the bell to start the bout Ryan Shane flips the bird to both Nighthawk and Thaddeus before rolling to the floor, as both men shrug their shoulders at that before immediately locking up with each other as Thaddeus uses a well-timed swim move right into a standing full nelson which Nighthawk counters with the aid of some well-timed leg lifts right into a hammerlock, cranking tightly on that as Thaddeus reaches back behind him looking to grab the head so he can counter with either a snapmare or a well-timed elbow. Seeing that counter coming Nighthawk releases the hammerlock and instead locks in a standing surfboard, guiding that down into a reverse crucifix pin as Ryan Shane flinches at ringside only to see Thaddeus come out the back door at the count of 2 and quickly pop in a tight standing cravate which the Chicagoan reverses with practiced ease before standing at the ready only to see Ryan Shane come in the back door and try for a schoolboy with the aid of a hook of the tights that only gets a 2-count as Thaddeus returns the favor with a 2-count. Seeing both of his opponents distracted Nighthawk runs the ropes and hits a double crossbody on both of them, getting a 2-count as both men kick out almost in stereo. Waiting patiently Nighthawk goes for a double palm strike only to walk right into a jumping kneelift from Thaddeus followed by a DDT from Ryan Shane. Seeing the opening Thaddeus catches Ryan Shane with a small package.}

{As Thaddeus and Ryan break the small package at the count of 2, Ryan sees Nighthawk coming out of the corner of his eye and tries to go for a Shaning Wizard only to see Nighthawk catch it in mid-air and smoothly step through into a grapevine STF and tying him up in knots until he taps out to save himself from having too much damage be done. }

Alison Valance: "The winner of the match, via submission, 'The American Samurai' Nighthawk!"

{ Ryan Shane rolls out of the ring as Nighthawk celebrates only to be blind sided by a man in a hoodie with a running shoulder block!!! }

Vasco Dias: Who the hell is that!?

Terri Morasco: I have no idea!!!

{ Suddenly from the Imperitron we see the smiling face of Laura Howlett. }

Laura Howlett: Ryan, let me introduce to you my new client...

{ The man in the hoodie tears it off to reveal the painted face of the ORACLE!!! }

Vasco Dias: It's the Oracle!!!

Terri Morasco: I don't believe it!!!

{ Ryan goes to get up to attack the Oracle but Nighthawk and TIB restrain him as security runs to get in between the two. }

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SEGMENT
An offer to Elijah

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{ We come back from commercial break with the entirety of Being InFamous standing in the IWF interview area. Rob, Steve and James are all shouldering their belts and Fiona is leaning on Gilmore. }

Rob Diamond: So Elijah Lassiter is the Heir to the Throne winner and my very first challenger?

{ Rob nods and looks to his friends. }

Rob Diamond: Oh, don't worry. I'm not going to come out there and ruin your celebration speech with a Diamond Cutter and a crotch chop. Neither will they.

{ He nods to James and Steve. }

Rob Diamond: Despite some choice opinions you've expressed during your Heir run, I have nothing but respect for you Elijah, honestly. And that is why I'm going to make a little offer. You do your speech, get the crowd all hyped up and next week, you and I get in the ring together and hash out some of these differences we have.

{ Rob holds his hands up like he's praying. }

Rob Diamond: And I solemnly swear to be straight up and not try and attack you. That ain't my schematic anymore. So whaddya say, you and me, next week, get some shit off our chest and move on to Extreme Endurance and put on a goddamn match that the people will remember for the rest of their lives!?

{ Rob smirks. }

Rob Diamond: But, also-

{ All four of them crotch chop at the same time. }

Being InFamous: SUCK IT!!!!

{ Fade to commercial. }

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IWF OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH
Winner receives an Openweight Championship opportunity at the next Open Fight Night
Candy Kane vs Mandi Matthews

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Alison Valance: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

Vasco Dias: Here we have Mandi and Candy fighting to see who will go on to face Rowan. This will be an interesting fight to say the least.

Terri Morasco: Candy has already stated she isn’t interested in fighting Rowan. I wonder what that will mean for this match?

{As the music starts Candy struts down the ramp before climbing into the ropes posing for the crowd.}

Alison Valance: First down to the ring standing at 5'4 and weighing in at 120 pounds…CANDY KANE!!

Terri Morasco: Candy has not had a lot of in ring success but she certainly doesn’t seem to let it bother her.

Vasco Dias: Have you seen her Instagram feed? I don’t think winning is why she is in this company.

{Umbrella by All Time Low starts rocking the speakers as Mandi Matthews steps out onto the stage, a bit overwhelmed in a good way by all the people and there warm reception. She jams a bit to the music and then she jogs down to the ring as the chorus plays.}

Because when the sun shines we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out 'til the end

{She slides into the ring and jams out the song with the crowd as they chant along.}

Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay
Under my umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay

{The music slowly fades as Mandi smiles at the crowd.}

Alison Valance: Introducing first weighing two hundred and ten pounds, from Allen Park, Michigan, Ryan Shane!!!

Terri Morasco: Mandi had an amazing match and win against Amber Cooke last week despite Zelda interfering.

Vasco Dias: Stop spreading lies about Zelda Knite that way. It’s not fair.

{The ref looks between them, Mandi looks ready to go and Candy holds up a finger to wait.}

Terri Morasco: What is she doing?

{Candy stretches slightly before signaling the ref to continue.}

Vasco Dias: I love her.

Terri Morasco: You love everyone.

{Mandi comes out of the corner and hits Candy with a DIRTY DANCING DDT
She goes for the pin
1
2
3!}

{After pumping her fists victoriously to the crowd, Mandi makes to leave the ring as she walks towards the ropes... but is interrupted when Umbrella by All Time Low sputters and slows to a stop. Mandi looks around with a confused expression before section by section, the lights in the arena die, leaving the building in darkness...}

Terri Morasco: Oh, this can't be good.

Vasco Dias: She's heeeeeee-eeeere....

{Very suddenly, a blaze of orange and yellow light flares into being in the middle of the ring. It's enough for Mandi to spin on her heel, facing the new presence... of Rowan MacDonnouhh, eyes burning gold in the gloom, with a burning Kendo stick in her hand, brandished evenly at Mandi's Throat. She makes no move to attack, however, and Mandi does not back down... though she does hesitate to get to close to the fire. As the two women circle one another, Rowan's voice echoes through the arena, audible over the crowd's cheering. It carries an almost melodic hint as she speaks, half snarling, half singing.}

Rowan MacDonnough: You have fought so hard... and you have come so far. But in the end... it will... not... matter...

{Rowan laughs darkly, slowly tilting her head to the side as she twists the blade in her hand. Her eyes flash before she continues.}

Rowan MacDonnough: You have left your place of comfort, Mandi Matthews. Now you tread into my realm... where my word is law. You believe that you are strong enough to face me. Tough enough to endure. That you are... hardcore.

{The audience revs up as they understand the meaning behind Rowan's choice of words.}

Rowan MacDonnough: We shall witness just how hardcore you are when you are called upon to fight when there are no rules to protect you. Do you have that strength...?

{The flames of the blade extinguish, dousing the arena in darkness once more.}

Rowan MacDonnough: ...Come and see.

{The lights return, showing Mandi looking pale in the otherwise empty arena, whirling around as she searches for Rowan. However, there is no sign of the Wolf of the Abyss save a few wisps of crimson smoke.}

Vasco Dias: Looks like Rowan's calling her shot!

Terri Morasco: With six defenses under her belt, it's Rowan's right as the reigning Openweight Champion to set the stipulation in any title defense she engages in. She hasn't used it in the last two matches, despite having the option. I think we'd all assumed... or hoped... that she'd forgotten that part of the rules. Looks like someone reminded her!

Vasco Dias: A Hardcore match between Rowan MacDonnough and Mandi Matthews! That should be one HELL of a fight!

Terri Morasco: ... Oh god dammit.

{Umbrella by All Time Low kicks up once again as Mandi exits the ring, looking pensive as she strides up the ramp.}

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SEGMENT
What's next for Steve Awesome and Dean Harper?

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{Lights go to black, leaving the arena in dark silence for a few moments before the dark, rhythmic pulses of the beginning of Hand that Feeds by Nine Inch Nails begins to surge through the arena. Lights flash randomly through the arena, and soon flashes of some of the most savage moments of Dean's career flash in flickering effect on the 'tron. Finally, a single white spotlight shines down in the center of the stage, where Dean is crouching as he shifts side to side along with the music, hoodie and leather jacket open to show a bare chest underneath. He smiles up at the camera, eyes alight with a savage mania before he leaps to his feet, the motion bringing a massive flash as every light in the arena flares. He holds that position for a few moments, fist raised in the air before sprinting down to ringside. He leaps up onto the Apron, vaulting over the top rope and flipping into a roll that carries him to the opposite side of the ring, where he catches himself in the ropes and lounges amongst them almost casually, bobbing his head along with the music. With the help of the ropes, he shrugs off the hoodie and jacket before sliding back into the ring, tossing the removed clothing into the crowd. He takes a slow turn, arms wide as he takes in the reaction from the crowd, before cracking his neck and settling into his corner.}

Vasco Dias: Dean Harper? I don’t have him scheduled to compete here tonight.

Terri Morasco: I think he’s out here to speak. And with Steve Awesome constantly pushing his red button, I’ll bet he has a lot on his mind.

Vasco Dias: What has Steve done that was so bad? Besides defeat him and retain his SeXtreme Championship.

Terri Morasco: You know damn well it’s not that. I think Dean is angry because Steve keeps rubbing the death of Maxine Valentine in his face. I don’t condone things that Harper has done but If Steve we’re doing that to me, using the death of somebody I loved as ammo, id be pretty damned upset with that low class bastard too.

Vasco Dias: Well I guess I just don’t see it like you see it, Terri. I mean Steve even dedicated his victory in Maxine’s honor. If anything he is doing her a service. Dean should be happy she’s being honored.

Terri Morasco: You got a twisted way of thinking Vasco. I think most people would agree with me when I say, I don’t think Steve Awesome can sink any lower.

{Dean Harper paces around the ring with the mic in his hands doing his best to contain his anger before he spoke.}

Dean Harper: Steve Awesome you fucking son of a-

{All of a sudden Dean is interrupted when the lights suddenly cut out and the tron lights up and in its glow you can make out Dean’s confused face. Suddenly a big graphic that says “Awesomely Informed” starts spinning around on the screen and then it cuts to a close up of Steve Awesome. With a big smirk on his face.}

Steve Awesome: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another fun and exciting episode of Awesomely Informed.

Terri Morasco: What is this idiot doing now?

Vasco Dias: Be quiet Terri, I’m trying to watch the show! It’s very rare that we get such a treat.

Terri Morasco: You sicken me.

{Dean Harper glares daggers at the big screen where Steve’s face was.}

Steve Awesome: That’s right it’s my little talk show I like to do from time to time when I have a great guest lined up. And tonight folks, I have the perfect guest. I figured since lately I’ve come under fire for making such terrible comments about Dean Harper and his former girlfriend, I figured I’d get somebody to truly set the record straight on everything that happened. Somebody who was there to see it all go down. You might say she witnessed it first hand. Of course I’m talking about the one, the only, Maxine Valentine herself.

{Everyone in the arena gasps. Steve continues to oversell the talk show host gimmick complete with the deep announcers voice and smarmy grin. Dean watches on in the ring with clenched fists.}

Steve Awesome: Now I know that you got questions. Steve, how in the heck did you pull off such a coup of a guest? Isn’t Dean Harper going to be extra pissed off about this? Didn’t they like, cremate Maxine?

{Steve smiles a smarmy salesmen’s grin.}

Steve Awesome: Well I got the answers you're looking for, as follows. I called in a few favors and pulled a few strings. I hope he’s super pissed, fuck him. And we just mixed her up with a little water and moisturizer and she was good to go.

{He claps his hands together as if it really was that easy. Dean glares as he paces back and forth in the ring.}

Steve Awesome: So without further adieu, It’s my pleasure to bring to you, straight from the Underworld herself! Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you The Undead Zombie Corpse Of Maxine Valentine!!!!

{Steve points toward the door and fog starts to pour out through the cracks and the lights start flashing and you can hear the sound of thunder and lightning. Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor begins to play and the doors slowly open. The lights in the studio start flickering and the thick fog starts to makes it way into the studio. A shadow steps into the doorway. Soon the menacing creature starts slowly walking toward the opening and its growling and hissing.

Steve Awesome: Dear God in Heaven….what hideous vile beast have I bestowed upon this Earth!?

{He stares on in sheer terror as this shadowy creature steps into the light. As soon as she steps into the light you suddenly realize something is a bit off. It’s Zelda Knite dressed in a very impressive zombie version of Maxine Valentine complete with a partially rotted out Gas Mask. She steps forward slowly with her arms out doing her best mutant enemy zombie.}

“Zombie Maxine”: Grr! Argh!

Steve Awesome: Oh wow I’m so scared!

{Steve bites his nails in total terror as “zombie Max” shuffled her way onto the set.}

Terri Morasco: Okay. I guess I was wrong. Steve Awesome CAN sink lower. How can he do this?

Vasco Dias: I don’t know Terri, but I’m really scared! There’s a z-z-zombie on Awesomely Informed!

Terri Morasco: Just stop it!

{Dean Harper stops pacing, looking at the screen in utter loathing.}

Steve Awesome: First off Maxine, I just want to thank you for coming onto my show tonight on such short notice.

“Zombie Maxine”: oh no the pleasure is all mine. I mean it’s way better than what I was doing before that’s for sure.

Steve Awesome: Well it’s an honor to have you here Max. You know last week on Sacrifice I successfully defended my SeXtreme Championship in your honor.

“Zombie Maxine”: Ah well I missed that….cuz well you know...I was kinda dead.

Steve Awesome: oh right. Well let me catch you up. Dean Harper, you remember him…”

“Zombie Maxine”: Uh Huh. The man who put that demon baby inside of me.

{Dean mutters something under his breath.}

Steve Awesome: Right, exactly. Well he’s all pissy that I keep saying your name. Says it’s disrespectful to your honor and your memory.

“Zombie Maxine”: Well he looked me in the eyes and told me everything was going to be okay and look what happened. So I really don’t want to hear what he has to say. But in all honesty, who cares about my stupid honor or my dumbass memory, I’m fucking dead! Besides ...”

{She takes off the gas mask and gives Steve some flirty eyes.}

“Zombie Maxine”: As far as I’m concerned you can say my name all you want as long you make me say yours.

Steve Awesome: Ooh you got it!

{Steve Awesome starts making out with the undead Zombie Maxine Valentine and they start moaning and getting obnoxiously hot and heavy.}

“Zombie Maxine”: oohhh Steve!!

Steve Awesome: heh heh ooh Maxine!!

{Dean Harper continues to glare as he watches in the ring.}

“Zombie Maxine”: Oh I love that Steve.

Steve Awesome: Ooh yeah that’s hot Maxine.

{Dean crosses his arms, cold fury obvious in his face.}

“Zombie Maxine”: Ooh Steeeeve!

Steve Awesome: Ooh Yeah I cant believe your touching that.

{Steve and Zombie Max pull themselves apart and readjust there clothes and zip up flies.}

Steve Awesome: Oh ahem let’s wrap up this show so we can get down to business.

Zombie Maxine: Well I’m glad you beat Dean Harper. He deserves it after pretty much killing me. He’s the last jerk I’d want fighting for my honor. I hope you beat him up again and again.

Steve Awesome: You heard it hear first folks. Maxine doesn’t even care about Dean. And I’ll keep pushing that shiny red button all I want and if you want another fight Dean, I’ll be glad to kick your ass again. And if you didn’t know then you’ve just been Awesomely Informed!

Zombie Maxine: Hey before I go back to being dead you think I can taste that Popeyes Chicken Sandwich?

{The feed cuts out and the lights turn}

Terri Morasco: Steve and Zelda have found a new form of low class.

Vasco Dias: I still can’t believe I saw a real dead person!

Terri Morasco: Well by the look the Deans face, you may see another dead person in the next couple weeks.

{Dean is already walking up the ramp, shaking in silent rage.}

{Cut to commercial.}

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IWF WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH
Winner receives a Women’s World Championship opportunity at Extreme Endurance
w/ Special Guest Referee - Eternity
Emma Danielson vs Charity Crowne

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{The opening riff of “Slave to the Grind” plays as Emma Danielson walks out onto the stage, cracking her neck with a grin on her face. She rolls her wrists, eyes scanning the audience before she walks down to the ring, fistbumping with members of the audience. As she reaches the end of the entranceway, Emma speeds up, jumping and sliding beneath the bottom rope. She rolls to her feet, walking over to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckles, letting out a roar of joy that the crowd returns. Emma hops down off the turnbuckle, reaching over and testing the ropes before leaning back in the corner with a grin on her face as she waits for the bell.}

Terri Morasco: We’ve got a big match coming up next, Emma Danielson takes on Charity Crowne, the winner receives a title match against Eternity!

Vasco Dias: The winner receives a death sentence against Eternity!

Terri Morasco: Why do you always assume Eternity is going to win?

Vasco Dias: Because she does.

{"Pop pop!"

The clapping synth intro of "Popular" by The Veronicas plays over the PA, and Charity Crowne walks out onto the stage, rolling her eyes and striking a brief pose at the top of the ramp. She smirks, rolling her wrist, and struts down the ramp, dismissing fans if they reach over the barricade. Charity hooks the ring post with a hand, walking around to the side of the ring, and plants a hand on the ring apron, jumping and swinging herself under the bottom rope. She back-rolls to her feet in the middle of the ring, posing again, and casually walks to a corner. She wraps her hand around the top rope, casually yanking on it a few times as she waits and the music fades.}

Vasco Dias: Charity has been a surprising force in the Women’s division but she’s butting heads with a real vet here tonight.

Terri Morasco: I didn’t expect you to show respect to Emma Danielson.

Vasco Dias: A veteran alcoholic and bing drinker! If Charity loses this match it’s because Emma stabbed her with a broken beer bottle!

Terri Morasco: Jesus Christ, Vasco! What the hell is wrong with you!?

Vasco Dias: What!?

{ The lights go out completely.

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The soft chilling female laughter changes the atmosphere in the arena completely before the opening bag pipes, tambourine and soft guitar lead a procession of somber blue strobe lights to dance in time with them. Thirty seconds pass before the lyrics to “The Circle” by Blackmore’s Night begin, the blue strobe lights provide just enough illumination for us to see the purple coloured smoke slowly gathering to cloud the entranceway.

Eternity emerges from within the cloud of colourful smoke. There is a mixed reaction from the adults, but the children seem to fear the shadowy woman who is wearing a black hat and a veil with her head bowed as she seems to lightly bounce halfway down the ramp.

She stops in the middle of the ramp and takes a bow, taking her veiled black hat off and posing with it in her outstretched arms. She continues her journey down the ramp, skipping and carrying her hat in her right hand. She slides under the bottom rope into the ring and when she reaches the centre, she transitions into a skip, over to the turnbuckle where she hangs her hat on a ringpost, patting it.

She then skips to the middle of the ring and falls to her knees, keeping her head bowed for a moment and her eyes closed. she tilts her head back and slowly opens her eyes to the heavens. This gesture now triggers the lights to slowly be raised back up to normal levels as her music starts also to fade away. }

Terri Morasco: And here she is, the special guest referee and the current Women’s World Champion, Eternity!

Vasco Dias: I always get chills when I see Eternity come to the ring. Her entrance is just… It’s something special.

Terri Morasco: I agree, the whole arena feels like it gets ten degrees cooler when she comes out.

Vasco Dias: And I can’t imagine it makes either of her potential challengers feel at ease either.

Terri Morasco: Eternity isn’t known for interfering in situations like this but yes, her presence has to affect them.

{ Eternity looks on with excitement as she calls for the bell. Emma quickly moves out of her corner but Charity moves away staying close to the ropes. }

Vasco Dias: Here we go!

{ Charity begins to mouth off at Emma as Eternity watches. }

Terri Morasco: Charity giving the veteran some lip.

Vasco Dias: I wonder if Emma is coherent enough to respond?

{ Danielson launches herself at Charity but Crowne powders out of the ring as Emma throws a right that goes across the top rope. Charity watches from the outside and mocks Emma. }

Terri Morasco: Charity is attempting to play some mind games with Emma.

Vasco Dias: Smart move, get in her head and break her down that way.

{ Emma drops down and rolls out after her, Charity books it, the two run half way around the ring before Charity rolls back in under the bottom rope. Emma follows her in but Charity puts the boots to Danielson using the top rope for extra leverage! }

Vasco Dias: Smart move by Charity Crowne!

Terri Morasco: Out pacing Emma is her best option.

{ Eternity watches on with a smirk as Charity lays the boots in for way too long before pulling Emma up to her feet by her hair. Emma cracks off a nasty European upper cut that sends Charity stumbling backward! }

Terri Morasco: Charity needs to keep the pressure on!

Vasco Dias: Emma hits big and she hits hard, you need to keep the distance!

{ Emma cracks Charity with a roaring elbow that almost knocks the jaw of Crowne clean off her face! Emma then fires off a big spinning backfist that drops Charity onto her butt. Emma then lands a stiff kick right across the chest of Charity Crowne that lays her flat back. Emma goes for the cover but Charity kicks out at two. }

Terra Morasco: Emma is all power, you do not want to get into a fist fight with her!

Vasco Dias: Charity had the advantage but ego got the better of her.

{ Emma pulls Charity up to her feet as Eternity slowly moves around the ring like a panther, watching. Charity grabs Emma for an eye rake! Emma is blinded for a moment and Charity hits a reverse round house and follows it right up with a head scissors take down! }

Vasco Dias: That’s what I’m talking about! Hit fast and often!

{ Emma tries to get right back up but Charity drives Emma into the corner of the ring with a shoulder thrust and then lays in several more thrusts before sending Emma flying out of the corner with a monkey flip! Danielson gets up but Charity is right there with Don’t Cha!!! Emma goes down and Crowne makes the cover as Eternity slides into position for a two count! }

Terri Morasco: Charity chained together some great offense there but Emma is still in this match.

Vasco Dias: Emma is well known for taking some world famous beatings, Charity is going to have to dig deep to put her down for three.

{ Crowne gets up and right into Eternity’s face who just frowns and pouts. Charity is very frustrated and doesn’t see Emma starting to stir. Danielson grabs Charity for a school boy pin and Eternity is right there but it’s only a two count. Both women get back to their feet but Emma grabs Crowne for the FACEPLANT!!! Emma makes the cover and Eternity lets out a little scream of happiness before counting to two, Charity kicks out. }

Vasco Dias: Crowne needs to keep that ego in check if she wants to face the champ.

Terri Morasco: Confidence goes a long way, cockiness gets you into trouble.

{ Emma pulls Charity up but Crowne stomps Emma hard on the foot then swings behind her for a hair assisted Code Breaker! Charity pops right up for the Floor Routine Redux on the fallen Emma Danielson and then hooks her leg for a two count from Eternity. Charity tries to control her anger as she balls her fists tightly as she stands up. }

Vasco Dias: Calm down Crowne!

Terri Morasco: Focus on Emma, not on the referee!

{ Charity takes a deep breath and looks at Eternity who just holds up two fingers. Charity looks back to Emma who is starting to stand and runs in looking for a boot, Emma ducks it and Charity turns right into a high angle spine buster! }

Vasco Dias: What impact!

{ Emma gets up and beats her chest. Charity is right there but Emma grabs her for a cut throat neckbreaker! Emma nips up to a pop from the crowd and even applause from Eternity. Emma ignores her as Charity tries to stand. Danielson hits a running knee to the gut and throws Charity into the ropes, Emma catches her on the rebound with a pop up sit down power bomp and a cover! Eternity is right there but it’s just a two count! }

Terri Morasco: Emma with a roaring come back but only a two count!

Vasco Dias: Everytime Emma hits those big move, Charity’s chance get fewer and fewer.

Terri Morasco: Yeah, I agree, I’m not sure Charity has the same endurance as an Emma Danielson.

{ Emma pulls Charity up to her feet and lifts her up for the Detoxifier but Charity fights her way out of it and pulls Emma in for the Coronation! Charity pulls Emma right back up to her feet and hits another Don’t Cha! Danielson is down and Charity goes to the well again with the Floor Routine Redux and this time makes a cover. Eternity looks very interested as she counts but Emma kicks out at 2.9 seconds. Charity is right up and screaming at Eternity who just cocks her head to one side. }

Terri Morasco: Charity has to stop tempting fate her.

Vasco Dias: Eternity has hurt people for far less than being yelled at.

{ Charity goes to jab Eternity with a finger but Eternity grabs it and considers bending it backward and ripping it off as Charity is in momentary shock. Eternity lets Charity go just in time for Crowne to duck the Brooklyn Hangover! Emma turns right into a big time DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! Emma is down and Charity makes the cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! }

Terri Morasco: Charity Crowne moves on to a match with Eternity!!!

{ Charity immediately rolls out of the ring before Eternity can touch her again. }

Vasco Dias: And Charity is getting the hell out of dodge.

{ Eternity smiles as she offers to hold Charity’s arm up but Charity isn’t falling for it and makes the belt motion around her waist. Eternity smiles wide and just waves goodbye to Charity Crowne as she backs her way up the ramp. }

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SEGMENT
The Heir to the Throne winner speaks

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{The beat of ‘Don’t get in my way’ starts to ring around the arena a spot light focusing on the entryway as Elijah stalks out to drop to one knee and touch the floor with one hand and bouncing up to this feet as the song kicks in proper walking around the ring a hand touching the canvas before he hops up, wipes his feet and vaults the top rope to land in the middle in a couch standing up to kiss his wrist wandering to grab a mic with a slight limp feeling that burst of action.}

Terri Morasco: Here he is, the Heir to the throne!

Vasco Dias: Pass me the vomit bag this is going to get soppy.

Terri Morasco: Don't berate this Vasco! Eli beat the odds!

{Eli taps the mic a couple of time and looks about the crowd even as he takes this in, rasing the mic to his lips he pauses and laughs a bit before he finally speaks.}

Eli: You know , we've had a hell of a tournament, haven't we? We could have had Gilmore, Jacobson, even Gilmore stood here...

{Eli pauses for a moment.}

Eli: Nah, I'm your Heir, like it or not and that gives me a shot at our World champion, Rob Diamond who well, he's Rob Diamond what could I csay tha twon't be close to veering to ass kissing or promo cutting? Let's not fallinto that trap and instead I want to say something to ya'll.

Vasco Dias: Yep, gonna vomit.

{Eli looks down and moves to the ropes.}

Eli: I wanna talk to the Heir to the throne participants this year and say, thank you for a hell of a tournament, I wanan say thank you to the crowd for support me and everyone else and Finally I want to thank Rob Diamond, but I wanna make one thing clear, I ain't satisfied with jus' Bein' an Heir...

{Eli smirks.}

Eli: Nah, i'm gon' be king and I just can't wait.

Vasco Dias: Wait did he just quote the Lion King?

Terri Morasco: Of course he didn't Vasco...

{Vasco seems about to complain in opposite but Terri just gives him a look even as Eli smirk to start pointing at the each area of the crowd as he looks ready to say something again, shrug and drops the mic to start walking back out making a title belt gesture with one hand}

Sabin / Madjinn: I hereby request a notion that the TV championship records be retired, and thus, the Gladiators Championship starts anew! That way J-TV will never break my record! Jun 10, 2024 17:11:47 GMT

J-TV: It's gonna be a cold day in hell before you take this TV Title away from me. I bet I look damned good with two belts though. Jun 10, 2024 10:02:08 GMT