Post by ZELDA on Sept 3, 2019 13:34:36 GMT
{Well that certainly didn't go as planned. Zelda may have finally got her man and perhaps shed the "rapist" title for a bit but something awful happened as well.... Mandi Mathews found a way to win against the person who keeps saying she has history with Zelda but Zelda still doesn't have quite the clue who the hell she is... outside obviously now the label of the loser who lost to Mandi. **cough** Anyway, we open up to see Zelda backstage staring at a monitor showing Mandi with her arms up in victory, the camera pans around and shows a defeated Amber Choke. Yes I said it... Choke. Deal with it.}
“Oh come on!? How could she lose there!?... That’s it! I’ll destroy that pesky Mandi once and for all… WAND! Make my monster grow!!!!!!”
**thud**
{Zelda Knite furiously throws her “wand” at the monitor where it collides with the image of Amber Choke…. Yes, I made that joke twice. Deal with it.... again. Anyway, it hits the ground only making a tiny thud sound and a member of the IWF crew stands there and stares at her for several seconds before coughing and breaking the silence.}
“That’s a stick of beef jerky.”
“I was hungry… shut up. I’m pregnant. Don't judge me.”
{The man just blinks at her.}
“You might need this… it’s a number to a good psyciatrist.”
{The crew member hands her a card before he walks away while shaking his head in disappointment. Zelda throws it to the side, looks at the beef jerky before picking it up. She peels back the plastic before taking a bite and shaking her head as if shes in pain.}
“Ohhhh! I have such a headache.”
{We fade out.}