Breaking News: Eternal love clause?

[Eddie D.]

It has recently been reported that among the perks of the Conways short term contract with IWF is a re-up clause called the "Eternal Love" clause. Reportedly every time they display affection for one another their contracts will automatically re-up for an additional year and those years will be staked upon each infraction. It has been confirmed this clause was created by the Head of the North American Territory, Ed. One insider was quoted as asking "When will it end?" We will have more on this as it breaks.