Monday Night Sacrifice
February 3rd 2020
The O2 Arena London, United Kingdom
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DARK MATCH
Ganzorig Jalair vs Candy Kane
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{Ganzorig wins}
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SEGMENT
Caleb Lockwood's warning
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{A camera is abruptly yanked down to reveal the face of Caleb Lockwood, deep in the bowels of the O2 Arena, smiling wickedly.}
Caleb Lockwood: Dean...Dean...you should have known better than to do what you did, Dean. See, now not only am I going to finish my business with Warren...but then, once I've got you on the dance card, I'm going to make sure you NEVER have the chance to cost me again. Do you hear me?
{He roughly shoves the camera back, lead pipe in his other hand, and cracks his neck, advancing with a sinister glint in his eyes.}
Caleb Lockwood: It's a lesson you don't seem to be learning, Dean...if you're gonna try to kill me, you better finish the damn job. I hope the old man was worth it.
{Caleb glares daggers into the lens, lip curled in a vicious grin, as we fade back out to the next match.}
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SINGLES MATCH
Hideaki Kazama vs Abraxes
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Alison Valance: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Terri Morasco: This has the possibility to become a grudge match. These two men have faced each other many times and itâs hard to know how things will turn out.
Vasco Dias: One has always been the victor in the past but things always have a chance to change.
{The beeping synths and sliding guitar of "Dream Rider" hit the PA, and as the drums and main guitar riff kick in, Hideaki Kazama explodes from the back, calling out to the crowd with clenched fists and a bellow of joy. He grins ear to ear, walking back and forth to excite the fans before making his way down the ramp, high-fiving and generally playing off the crowd. Hideaki climbs the ring steps, wiping his feet on the apron, and grabs the top rope before slingshotting himself in, landing on his feet and looking around at the crowd with a huge smile on his face. He nods to them, taking a few steps forward before spinning in place and throwing a fist up as he leans against the opposite ropes, smile still wide on his face. He steps back into a corner, testing the ropes, and waits for the bell, bouncing on the soles of his feet with energy and determination on his face.}
Alison Valance: First down to the ring standing at 5â10ââ and weighing in at 195 from Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan⌠Hideaki Kazama!!
Terri Morasco: Hideaki has been having a lot of success lately.
Vasco Dias: But Abraxes seems to know how to exploit his weaknesses.
{The lights in the arena flicker and die as if there were some kind of power outage. As the light sounds of an acoustic guitar play, the high pitched laughter of children fills the air. A red spotlight shines on the stage as heavy smoke rolls across the floor. As opening lyrics of Monster (Under my Bed) by Call me Karizma starts to sing Abraxes rises from the center of the stage, his eyes burning out from under his mask as he stares down at the ring.
The rhythm of the song changes from a twisted lullaby do a grinding rock song just as he rises to his full height. Abraxes glares around at the audience before he walks down the ramp, focused on the ring in front of him. He crawls into the ring, exaggerated movements of his hands and legs to appear more like a creepy spider then a man. He rolls to his feet, holding his arms into the air as the lullaby starts anew.}
Alison Valance: next down to the ring standing at 6â3ââ and weighing in at 285 from The Pit⌠ABRAXES!
Terri Morasco: Abraxes creeps me out. I really can not overstate how uncomfortable it is to be this close to him.
Vasco Dias: I doubt you have anything to worry about.
{As soon as the bell rings Abraxes hits Hideaki with a headbutt followed by a back body drop. Abraxes pops out with a low dropkick to Abraxeâs knee followed by a high roundhouse kick. The two seem to be throwing everything at each other, all the times theyâve been fighting seeming to spur them on much to the enjoyment of the crowd.}
Terri Morasco: Both of these men have to be careful or they are going to get worn out!
{Hideaki hits Abraxes with a Springboard moonsault but Abraxes seems to shrug it off as he grabs the other man and tosses him into the turnbuckle and starts unleashing on him. Abraxes using his larger build to smash on the other man.}
Vasco Dias: Hideaki is in trouble.
{Hideaki lets out a sound of rage before hitting the Pincer Combo of European uppercut, spinning back elbow followed with a german suplex. Hideaki seems to unleash all his anger onto the larger man as he keeps hitting him over and over again, bouncing off the ropes before hitting him again. He seems to pause a moment, walks back from what he is doing.}
Terri Morasco: Whatâs going on?
Vasco Dias: This is still anyoneâs game. Who can say?
{ Hideaki hits Abraxes with a SKY-High BOMB followed by a SKYTWISTER PRESS before going for the pin
1
2
3!!!}
Alison Valance: and your winner Hideaki Kazama!
{As the music plays Hideaki seems to take a moment to let the win sink in. He looks around as the crowd cheers.}
Terri Morasco: Hideaki did it! He won!
Vasco Dias: But at what cost?
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SEGMENT
Women's World Champ and her next contender
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{The opening riff of âSlave to the Grindâ plays as Emma Danielson walks out onto the stage in her new "Drink Hard, Hit Harder" T-shirt, Women's World Championship over her shoulder. She grins, looking out at the O2 Arena crowd as she walks down to the ring, microphone in her hand. Emma slips beneath the bottom rope, straightening up, and paces about a bit, the crowd transitioning to an "EM-MA! EM-MA!" chant as the music fades.}
Terri Morasco: The Women's World Champion Emma Danielson, fresh off a successful title defense at Metamorphosis, was allotted this time tonight to discuss who her next challenger might be. Any guesses, Vasco?
Vasco Dias: Ooh, I know! Charity Crowne! No, no, they wouldn't have made that a secret. Hm. Jessica Reed? Rowan MacDonnough? Elaine Laskaris?
Terri Morasco: The executive?
Vasco Dias: Trust me, I think she puts the "death" in "death match."
{Emma chuckles, shaking her head, and raises the microphone, addressing the crowd with warmth in her voice.}
Emma Danielson: Well goddamn. If that isn't the nicest reception you could have given me. It's great to see you too. Now, I promised myself when I won this title that I wouldn't back down from challenges. I'd keep moving, keep pushing myself. That's a promise I intend to keep. Which means I'm going to need myself a contender.
{Emma rubs the end of her nose with her wrist, twirling the mic in her hand.}
Emma Danielson: We've got a hell of a crop of talent back there. But I'm pretty sure I know one who's not only eager for a chance at this title, but has earned one. See, back at Diamonds are Forever, there was this...unification match.
{The crowd roars at the implications of Emma's statement, and she grins, continuing on.}
Emma Danielson: And I'm pretty damn sure the winner of said match was promised a shot at the big one. Bring all the belts together and determine a proper Unified Women's Champion. Well, we've waited a month, but knowing her, she isn't so much a fan of waiting. So Gabriela Luna, get the hell out here!
{Emma turns to the ramp and barks out her command as the crowd go nuts. With only a second or two's delay, "Vortex" by Los Savants plays, and Gabriela Luna walks out on stage, Luchadora and Openweight Titles over each shoulder, adjusting her leather jacket and smirking as the crowd cheers her entrance. Dueling chants for both women begin to echo out as the music fades, Gabi bringing her microphone up and speaking without delay.}
Gabriela Luna: Yeah. You right. I did earn that title shot. Glad someone noticed. So. Here's the deal. You and me. Zona de Peligro. Danger Zone. For that. For these. For all of it.
{The crowd roars again, Gabriela walking down the ramp with a saunter, shoulders high to keep the gold balanced on them. She walks up the ring steps, ducking between the ropes and straightening up, and walks right up to Emma, looking up at her with a defiant expression on her face.}
Gabriela Luna: That's how it's gonna be, Âżno? We gonna swap bombs until one of us can't walk anymore, and we're gonna make this nice and clean. No more questions. No more what ifs. We're gonna blow the fucking roof off the joint.
{Emma can't help but grin herself, nodding, and raises her mic right back.}
Emma Danielson: My. Thoughts. Exactly. Let's do this.
{She drops her microphone, offering a hand to Gabriela. Gabi looks down at it for a moment, then back up at Emma, nodding warily and taking it. They pump the handshake once before Gabi turns to leave...and Emma yanks her right back, chest to chest, face to face, eyes locked. The two women stare each other down for a hard second before Emma lets Gabriela go, walking over to the ropes and holding them open for her. Gabi stares her down for a moment before stepping through, miming the "eyes on you" gesture as "Slave to the Grind" plays and the two women exchange words, Emma standing in the ring and Gabriela walking backwards up the ramp.}
Terri Morasco: What a bombshell announcement! A title unification between the woman who won the Winner Take All match at Diamonds are Forever, Gabriela Luna, and the Women's Champion! This is massive!
Vasco Dias: No doubt. This is going to be one foul-mouthed, violent encounter! Someone call the censors!
Terri Morasco: Vasco, we don't have censors.
Vasco Dias: ...this explains so much...
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SINGLES MATCH
Warren Kane vs Billie Parris
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Alison Valance: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Terri Morasco: It will be interesting to see how this match plays out.
Vasco Dias: I think we all know how this is going to end.
{As âEverythig is awesomeâ starts to play Billie steps onto the ramp, flanked by his managers/siblings before walking down to the ring giving fans high fives and fist bumps before waiting in his corner for the match to start}
Alison Valance: First down to the ring⌠height 5â11ââ and weighing in at 216 pounds from Edan, South Dakota⌠Billie Parris!
Terri Morasco: Billie has been having some surprising victories lately.
Vasco Dias: Youâre not wrong.
{The lights go out and the snow steady beat of New Divide by Linkin Park plays and the crowd gives a good cheer for Warren Kane as he emerges from behind the curtains wearing a simple leather jacket, with his hands at his hips and a smile on his face. He then heads towards the ring, stopping to touch hands with members of the crowd before stopping in front of the ring. Closes his eyes, takes a breath before jumping up onto the apron, climbing the turnbuckle on the outside and raising his arms in the air getting a positive reaction from the crowd. The music dies down and the lights return to normal as he drops into the ring.}
Alison Valance: Next down to the ring⌠height 6â1ââ and weighing in at 205 pounds from London, England⌠Warren Kane!
Terri Morasco: The crowd is certainly cheering Warren on!
Vasco Dias: Easy pop.
{As soon as the bell rings Warren hits Billie with a pele kick to Billie. Warren backs off slightly before jumping knee.}
Terri Morasco: Warren has not lost a step!
{Warren hits Billie with a Saving Grace followed by a CALF KILLER!}
Vasco Dias: A submission?!
{Warren holds as Billie tries to get free before tapping out.}
Alison Valance: And youâre winnerâŚ. Warren Kane!
{As New Divide plays and Warren gets his arm raised, he glances up at the ramp to see it empty. Itâs unclear whether this is a good or a bad thing from the look on his face as his sister hugs him.}
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SEGMENT
Announcement of the new Women's belt
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{the camera comes on to Jess Fowler sitting in their office}
Jess Fowler: When we retired the two female belts we had planned on making a new second tier female belt. I am proud to announce the "Imperial Diamond" Belt. The first owner of this belt will be the winner of the Belle of The Ball tournament.
{Jess sips wine}
Jess Fowler: Enjoy the rest of the show
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SINGLES MATCH
Gabriela Luna vs Kai Sachiko
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Alison Valance: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Terri Morasco: Gabriela is the current Open Weight and Luchadora champion.
Vasco Dias: Iâm pretty sure everyone knows who this match is between.
{As soon as Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill turns on Kai Sachiko is rushing the ramp. She will stand on the ring post and point to herself while talking in her native tongue before pounding on her shoulder to show she is ready to go.}
Alison Valance: First down to the ring⌠height 5â3ââ and weighing in at 136 pounds from Osaka, Osaka Prefecture, Japan Kai Sachiko!
Terri Morasco: Kai has been very active on social media lately.
Vasco Dias: Has she? How can you tell?
{The relentless opening chords of "Vortex" by Los Savants crash out as Gabriela Luna dashes out onto the stage, throwing her fist into the air to the cheers of the crowd. She shouts at the crowd, beckoning them on with her hands, and grins widely at them before turning and charging down the ramp. Gabriela leaps and slides feet-first under the bottom rope, rolling to her feet and coming up with a defiant shout of joy. She runs over to the nearest empty corner, leaping up onto the second turnbuckle and further beckoning the crowd on before hopping down into a crouch and waiting for the match to start.}
Alison Valance: Next down to the ring⌠height 5â and weighing in at 105 pounds from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Gabriela Luna!
Terri Morasco: Gabriela looks ready to go.
Vasco Dias: Does she ever not?
{As soon as the bell rings Gabi hits Kai with a Spike hurricanrana. Gabi backs off slightly before Springboard knee strike.}
Terri Morasco: Gabi proving why she is a double champion right now.
{Gabi hits with a Heels over Head followed by a SUDDEN IMPACT!}
Vasco Dias: That was quick.
{Gabi goes for the pin
1
2
3.}
Alison Valance: And youâre winnerâŚ. Gabriela Luna!
{As her music plays Gabi stands with a smirk.}
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SEGMENT
A heated exchange
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{The scene cuts backstage where we find both referees from the Metamorphosis main event, glaring at each other. Senior referee Blue Shoes and referee Tommy Knocker.}
Blue Shoes: Tommy. I was fine last Sunday. You didnât need to come out there and mess everything up like you did. I had it under control.
Tommy Knocker: I messed up the main event!? Blue? Are you listening to yourself right now? I was trying to SAVE the match. You were knocked out. For all I know you could have needed medical attention. You messed up the main event by trying to be a hero. You could have been concussed. You werenât in the right mind set.
{Blue Shoes seems to get a bit offended by that remark and he gets closer into Tommy Knockers face.}
Blue Shoes: I am the senior referee. I have been doing this job for a lot longer than you have. It's gonna take alot more then a damn sucker punch to knock me out for more than five minutes. You ruined the main event of Metamorphosis. You ruined the title unification match.
Tommy Knocker: No, You did!
{Tommy gives Blue a shove. Blue Shoes points at his referee logo and pushes Tommy back.}
Blue Shoes: YOU DID!
{Both referees are nose to nose when James Gilmore barges into the picture!}
James Gilmore: Dudes! You two are referees, the finest in the gig! While you two are bitchinâ like Grumpy Old Men, Iâm here âcuz SOMEBODY wants to throw a lâil temper-tantrum âcuz he ainât been gettinâ his way for awhile, âcuz he thinks heâs better than anyone else, yabba-dabba-pffft! Steve Awesome...doorâs open, dude. Câmon in and get a piece of this!
{The Islander alum points to the StrongStyle title as the two zebras shake their heads.}
Terri Morasco: Woah! Wait!? Is James Gilmore calling out Steve Awesome!?
Vasco Dias: Itâs his funeral if he is!
Terri Morasco: That remains to be seen, Vasco. It all remains to be seen. Find out what happens, later TONIGHT!
{commercial break}
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SEGMENT
A piece of Steve Awesome
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{ An instrumental with hook version of "Shell Shocked" by Juicy J, featuring Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla $ign, begins to play, and a video package begins to play stock footage of waves crashing, followed by bolts of cloud-to-cloud lightning. }
"Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked..."
{ As jets of water shoot out from all directions, we tsee James Gilmore stepping out onto the stage, posing along to the hip-hop tune, before high-fiving the crowd and walking down to the ring. }
"(All for one when we fight together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(All for one when we ride together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(All for one when we fight together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(This family can bear any weather)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked..."
{ Once inside the ring, the Islander alum points heavenward, taking in the moments as he waits for his opponent. }
Terri Morasco: James Gilmore, The Strong Style Champion, is standing in the ring.
Vasco Dias: Beam me out, Scotty.
Terri Morasco: Would you stop?
{Gilmore adjusts his title belt on his shoulder then starts pacing around the ring a bit as he thinks of what to say next. A smile appears on his face as a small Gilmore chant breaks out.}
James Gilmore: Well, itâs nice to see yâall too.
{The crowd cheer. He picks up his Strong Style Championship and holds it high above his head.}
James Gilmore: Here it is London. The Strong Style Championship. Iâm still the champion and to be quite honest with ya, I really didnât expect to be.â
{James drapes the title back over his shoulder and continues.}
James Gilmore: See, I knew what the stakes were going into Metamorphosis. I knew what was on the line going into my match with my best friend Rob Diamond. I know how good he is in that ring and I knew that there was a probability that I could have left Athens,Greece with nothing.â
{James looks down toward the mat, and then looks back up with his own one eyed brand of confidence.}
James Gilmore: But I also knew that I could have left Athens, Greece as the World Champion!
{James shakes the ropes a bit as the crowd cheer but then he stops and shakes his head.}
James Gilmore: But it wasnât meant to be. The main event was ruined. It all descended into chaos. And it sure as hell wasn't because of any referee. Blue Shoes and Tommy Knocker weâre both just doing what they thought were their jobs last week at Meta. They arenât to blame. No, we all know who really is to blame for ruining the main event. The same guy who has been ruining everything since he came back around! Iâm talking about Steve damn Awesome!
{The crowd boo the name as James locates the hard camera.}
James Gilmore: Steve, you have been running your mouth non-stop lately about Rob and I. Well I got something to say to. I know you're in the back. Come out here so I can say it to your face. Thatâs right, Steve Awesome, IM CALLING YOUR ASS OUT!!!
{The crowd pop hard!}
Terri Morasco: WOAH!!! We thought he might do it. And now he has. James Gilmore is fired up!
Vasco Dias: What!? He shouldnât call Steve out! They are stablemates, Terri. Thatâs like family.
Terri Morasco: Oh please. This is a long time coming and you know it! After everything that has be going on, the trash talk and the main event at Meta-â
{REGRETS IVE GOT MIINNEE!!!}
{Thickening Boos}
Vasco Dias: Ohhh no. James has gone and done it now.
Terri Morasco: Well here comes the SeXtreme Champion.
{Steve Awesome saunters down to the ring and rolls into the ring and is handed his own microphone.}
Steve Awesome: You got something to say? âLittle Bearâ. Well then say it.
{Gilmore glares at Steve and raises the microphone.}
James Gilmore: Are ya happy with what ya did, Steve?
{Steve shrugs and smirks in Gilmores face.}
James Gilmore: Yeah, I bet you are. Youâve been throwing your temper tantrums and your bitch fits. Talking to anybody who will give you the time of day. Talking about what youâve earned or what you deserve but running Rob and I down in the process! Well Iâm SICK of it.
{Steve pretends to be scared and does the spooky fingers.}
James Gilmore: and alsoâŚ.
{As Gilmore talks Steve extends his arm out to the side of Gilmore with the bad eye. Gilmore doesnât notice the waving obviously and Steve chuckles slyly. Steve then slowly starts drifting over toward that side.}
Terri Morasco: What is this obnoxious ass doing?
Vasco Dias: Maybe heâs drunk?
Terri Morasco: Or maybe he is making fun of Jameâs eye?
{James stops once he realizes what Steve is doing and has to readjust his stance to compensate for Steveâs movement. This happens a few times until James realizes what is going on. Steve starts laughing and James grits his teeth and steps right into Steveâs face.}
James Gilmore: Thatâs your problem, you think everything is a joke!
{Steve shakes his head.}
Steve Awesome: Thatâs where youâre wrong, only thing I think is a joke around here, is YOU.
{Steve gets in James face and now they are nose to nose.}
James Gilmore: I was going to challenge you to a match but forget it, I say we fight right here and now. Iâll show you just how funny this âjokeâ can be.
Terri Morasco: This thing has reached a boiling point.
Vasco Dias: Oh no!
{Steve Awesome and James Gilmore are nose to nose. Suddenly, Rob Diamond comes running down the ramp.}
Rob Diamond: Guys! Guys! Stop!
{The crowd cheer for Rob but kind of boo for stopping the fight. Rob jobs down to the ring and slides in.}
Rob Diamond: James stop! Steve, quit being a dick! We are all supposed to be friends! We are supposed to be a group. We are Being Infamous, remember?
{Rob walks between both men.}
Rob Diamond: Come on guys. We donât have to fight. Whatever is going on, we can solve it behind closed doors over a couple beer-
{He glances at the known Dr. Pepper lover and the alcoholic.}
Rob Diamonds: - sodas. It doesnât have to be this way.
{Steve shakes his head and turns to face Rob.}
Steve Awesome: The only reason Iâm letting this little pissant stand is because you asked me to..
{Steve claims as he pokes Rob in the chest.}
Steve Awesome: But you better watch it Rob, because eventually you will have to peel Little Bear up off the mat. You understand me?â
{Steve prods Rob a few more times and suddenlyâŚ.}
Terri Morasco: SHELLSHOCK FROM GILMORE!!!! JAMES GILMORE JUST HIT SHELLSHOCK ON STEVE AWESOME!!!
Vasco Dias: oh my god!
{Shellshock by Juicy J starts playing as Gilmore celebrates by holding his title up high! Rob Diamond just stands there looking at the unconscious Steve and he just shakes his head in disappointment.}
Terri Morasco: Steve continued to run his mouth and he got Shellshocked for it.
Vasco Dias: Rob Diamond doesnât look happy about it.
Terri Morasco: He doesnât want to see his friends fight. But he may not be able to stop it. But James Gilmore certainly looks happy with what he did.
{James Gilmore holds the Strong Style Championship high above his head as he smiles on top of the ramp.}
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SINGLES MATCH
Charity Crowne vs Fiona McFly
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[DING-DING-DING!!!]
{ We return from the break to find Charity Crowne and Fiona McFly trading punches early on. }
Terri Morasco: Well ladies and gentlemen, we do apologize for some technical difficulties but weâre set for our main event--former Womenâs World Champion Charity Crowne and Fiona McFly!
Vasco Dias: Oh, beam me out!
Terri Morasco: Oh, will you stop!?!
{ The match was pretty entertaining to say the least. Charity took control five minutes into the contest, using her brand of technical wrestling to the fullest. She applies a standing armdrag takedown, then a pair of vertical suplexes. Crowne is able to get into Fionaâs mind a little bit with a sly, shit-eating smirk on her mug before shooting her into the ropes and connecting with a hard belly-to-back transitioned into a bridge that gets her a two-count from Blue Shoes. With a smile on her kisser, Charity spits in the general direction of Fiona -- earning her plenty of derisive whistles from the London crowd. }
Terri Morasco: Stay classy there, Charity!
Vasco Dias: I love it, that was soâŚ
Terri Morasco: (cuts Vasco off) Shut up!
{ Fiona shakes her head, pulling herself back to her feet as the fans -- more specifically, a rowdy lot in the upper deck wearing the new officially-licensed Fiona McFly âGet to work...or GET FUCKED!â T-shirts -- begin a Premier League Football-esque chant! }
Fionaâs Fanbase:
CHAAAARRRR-IT-YYYYY!!!
(cheers before singing)
CIARAâS A WHORE!
CIARAâS A WHORE!!
CHAAAAR-IT-YYYY!!!
CIARAâS A WHOOOORE!!!!!
{ Charity stands up pissed, barking at the rowdies for that derisive chant in her own hometown directed against her wife! Distracted, she turns around and is nearly decapitated by a Fiona clothesline! Weâre ten minutes into the match and McFly has assumed command, utilising her mixed martial arts prowess with a pair of short, swift kicks to the ribs followed by a waistlock takedown! Fiona grabs onto Charityâs left arm and tweaks it into an armbar, then transitions into a reverse arm-breaker that gets her a count of two! As Fiona pulls Crowne back to her feet⌠}
Terri Morasco: Fionaâs not wasting any time!
Vasco Dias: Oh, listen to THIS chant cominâ up!
{ A small minority of Charity Crowne diehards, wearing blue shirts, begins poking at Fionaâs lack of a title run in her five year career! }
Charityâs Fans:
(singing)
VIVA FIONA!
VIVA FIONA!!
YOU COULDA WON THE CUP
BUT JACK FUCKED IT ALL UP!
VIVAAA FIOOOONAAAA!!!!!!!
Vasco Dias: Pffft...this is awesome!
Terri Morasco: This is disgustingâŚ
{ The âCiaraâs a Whoreâ and âViva Fionaâ chants alternate back and forth as Fiona keeps up the pressure and sends Crowne into the corner! As McFly charges forward to attempt a wild forearm smash, Crowne drags Blue Shoes in front of her -- using him as a shield! The ensuing sandwich causes the referee to crumple down to the mat in a heap! }
Vasco Dias: Blue Shoes is down!!
Terri Morasco: That should be a disqualification!
Vasco Dias: For WHAT?!
Terri Morasco: For using the referee as a human shield to save yourself!!
{ Charity uses the distraction to grab Fiona by the hair and gives her a high knee-lift, transitioning into a discus clothesline -- a combination she calls the âDonât Cha!â Charity goes for the cover, unaware that Blue Shoes is still on the deck! }
Vasco Dias: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! WHERE IS THAT REFEREE!!!
Terri Morasco: Knocked unconscious thanks to Charityâs shenanigans!!
Vasco Dias: Câmon man, get up and make the count!!
{ Charity scows as she stands up, kicking at the zebra in order to revive him but to no avail! With a look of contempt on her mug, Charity stalks Fiona and methodically pulls her up by the hair -- but this proves to be futile as Fiona answers right back with the Iron Claw! }
Terri Morasco: The Iron Claw! Charityâs paralyzed!!
Vasco Dias: No way!!!
{ Fiona lets go of the clawhold and nails her opponent with a discus punch! McFly goes for the cover...only to realise that Blue Shoes is still down! Fortunately, Tommy Knocker rushes into the ring to take over and make the count -- albeit a deliberately slow one! }
1âŚ!
âŚ
2âŚ!!
...
THREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWâŚ!!!!!!!!
Vasco Dias: HA!!!
Terri Morasco: That was a slow count! Gimmie a break!!
{ Fiona snarls at Tommy Knocker, who gives her the dreaded two fingers! On the outside, Blue Shoes is escorted out of the arena by several redshirts! Inside the ring, Fiona preps Charity for her dreaded Halestorm kimura...but doesnât realise that her opponent has a nasty surprise in store! Before she can even react, the Northern Irishwoman winds up getting a face full of PEPPER SPRAY that the former Womenâs World Champion had snuck inside her shoe! }
Terri Morasco: Oh, WHAT WAS THAT!?!
Vasco Dias: That was GENIUS!!!
{ Blinded by the mace, Fiona stumbles and bumbles into Charityâs patented DIAMOND CUTTER! Crowne hooks the legs and goes for the pin⌠}
1âŚ!
2âŚ!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[DING-DING-DING!!!]
Terri Morasco: Oh, GIMMIE A BREAK!!!
Vasco Dias: What a night in her hometown!!
Terri Morasco: Charity stole that one--BULLSHIT!!!
{ âPopularâ begins playing as Charity Crowne makes a hasty exit! Fiona sits up and shakes her head, still blinded by the pepper spray as Tommy Knocker tries to check up on her innocently, pulling her back to a vertical base! This proves to be a grave error as McFly slaps the corrupted ref in the face! Tommy gets the hell out of the dodge as Fiona chases him backstage! We close out the program with Fionaâs supporters THROWING CHAIRS INTO THE RING as a riot ensues, the copyright banner fading in as we immediately cut to black! }
Well howdy there pardner.