SINGLES MATCHFernando Amadeus Silveck vs Wallace------------------------------------
Alison Valance:The following match is scheduled for one fall.
Terri Morasco: these men were in a tag match together and now they will be facing each other.
Vasco Dias: It will be interesting to see how this goes down. Both were oddly quiet leading up to this match.
{Fernando Silveck steps out onto the ramp, clad in a flowing silver cape. He raises his arms to the audience, and the lights go out. He turns his back and spreads the cape out, large red luminescent stars emblazoned across the silver material of the cape. Spinning back around as the lights go up once more, he saunters towards the ring with confidence, blowing a kiss to a young woman at ringside before climbing the stairs to the ring and stepping between the ropes. Standing in the center of the ring, he grasps the sides of the silver cape and spreads it wide once more, the lights dimming to display the intricate star pattern on it once more as his music fades. }
{He rides out on a unicycle with a gimmicked but edible giant rainbow swirl lollipop he gives to a fan either a young child or beautiful woman. As he reaches ring side he stands up on the seat and jumps to the apron next flinging himself into the ring with a front flip followed by a trio of front headstand-handsprings and does a Sami Zayn style springboard leap frog into a split in the center of the ring. } Terri Morasco: It will be interesting to see how this match goes down.
Vasco Dias: Wallace and Fernando had a pretty interesting beginning.
{As soon as the bell rings both men charge each other than the lights go out.}
Terri Morasco: What in the heck?
Vasco Dias: I don’t like this.
{The lights come back on and both men are laid out in the center of the ring. Medical heads down to the ring. The ref calls off the match} Vasco Dias: Who could have attack these men??
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SEGMENTAbraxes wants a new challenge
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SINGLES MATCHMandi Mathews vs Kai Sachiko------------------------------------
Alison Valance: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Terri Morasco: This will be an interesting match to see!
Vasco Dias: You are overly excited about anything.
{As soon as Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill turns on Kai Sachiko is rushing the ramp. She will stand on the ring post and point to herself while talking in her native tongue before pounding on her shoulder to show she is ready to go.} Alison Valance: First down to the ring, Kai Sachiko!
Terri Morasco: Kai has been very excitable as of late.
Vasco Dias: Has she?
{Umbrella by All Time Low starts rocking the speakers as Mandi Matthews steps out onto the stage, a bit overwhelmed in a good way by all the people and there warm reception. She jams a bit to the music and then she jogs down to the ring as the chorus plays.}
Because when the sun shines we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out 'til the end
{She slides into the ring and jams out the song with the crowd as they chant along.}Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay
Under my umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay
{The music slowly fades as Mandi smiles at the crowd.} Alison Valance: Next down to the ring is Mandi Matthews!
Terri Morasco: Mandi has had a tough year. The divorce with steve awesome and all his foolishness afterwards has Cleary had an impact on her.
Vasco Dias: Steve Awesome had a tough year. His girlfriend Zelda backstabbed him in a match to give Mandi a win.
Terri Morasco: That’s what you focus on?
Vasco Dias: Steve is the world champion, I have to be loyal.
{As soon as the bell rings, Mandi hits Kai with a spinning heel kick.}Terri Morasco: Boom. Early move from Mandi here.
Vasco Dias: Might end Kai here.
{Mandi goes for a Mandi-Capper but the camera catches Candy Kane jumping the barricade, swinging in with a double foot-stomp on top of Mandi and Kai. Kai lets out a scream of pain and Mandi looks hurt. Candy starts attacking Mandi as the bell calling off the match rings.}Terri Morasco: What is Candy doing??
Vasco Dias: I don’t know.
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SEGMENTAre Rob and James still Being InFamous?------------------------------------
{ Fiona McFly stood in front of a mirror inside a small dressing room, awaiting her match with Diamond Steele in just a few minutes. She was in a bit of a meditative state, her eyes closed as she took deep, calm breaths. Yet the peaceful bliss was short-lived as she heard a knock on the door. Fiona snapped out of her trance-like state. }Fiona McFly: Come in, door’s open.
[ Rob Diamond poked his head through the doorway. }Rob: Hey, uh, is James around?
{ Fiona sighed, shaking her head as she peered down at her phone. }Fiona: No, I haven’t heard from him either…
{ She stood up as her alarm went off, signaling that it was time for final warm-ups. }Fiona: I want to be straight-up with you. I think JJ’s trying to keep his mind clear, trying to focus his energy on the Roulette. I guess...he wanted to go to the one place where he can have solace, where he can express his thoughts in the only way he can.
{ Rob looked down, a little sad. }Rob: I just wanna make sure we’re cool, ya know?
{ Fiona nodded. }Fiona: I think JJ’s gonna be just fine, Rob. After the shit Steve pulled last week...I can’t say I blame him for wanting to stay away.
{ Rob slowly nods his head. }Rob: If ya see him, tell him I stopped by.
Fiona: Will do.
{ With that Rob leaves, Being InFamous more up in the air than ever. }------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCHDiamond Steele vs Fiona McFly------------------------------------
{ Diamond and the Gem Stones begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does we are able to see the likes of the Gem Stones playing on a tron. Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire are all playing various instruments as we are able to see Diamond Steele emerging from the curtain with a microphone in her hand. She sings as loudly as she can to the sound of roaring boos. Accompanying is that of her husband "Lady Steele" The Drag Queen. He smirks as he pushes up his breasts as he tells the crowd to pipe down. Kate smirks as she just sings loudly which results in even more boos. Diamond finally makes it to the ring and she quickly runs up the ring steps as she grabs the turnbuckle as hard as she can. She immediately leap frogs over the ropes and bounces about before she points at the crowd who boos louder than before. She flips them off as she throws the microphone to the side. She smirks as she opens up a pocket mirror and takes a moment to admire how beautiful her hair is as she waits for the match to begin. Lady Steele just smirks as he claps for his wife on the outside of the ring. }
Vasco Dias: Seriously guys, I think Kate’s overplaying her hand with the whole “friendship” thing…
Terri Morasco: For once, I agree with you. I don’t Fiona’s out to make friends…
Vasco Dias: Speakin’ of…
{ A video package begins playing to a rock-remix version of Rachel Platten's "Fight Song," showing a montage of Fiona McFly at various stages of her life including home movie footage of the famous 1994 go-kart race in the Texas Hill Country. We see photos of Fiona from her high school and college graduation ceremonies until we finally see an image of her standing next to the late Jack Gaither on their wedding day. The black-and-white photo fades down into a distorted image as the initial tune becomes slowed down, like a phonograph. Then... }"ONE! TWO!!
ONE-TWO!!!
ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!!!"
{ ...a blast of pyro goes off as the Halestorm song "Love Bites (So Do I) kicks into high gear. We see Fiona hopping onto the stage with a rugged smile on her face, looking around at the cheering crowd as she twirls a replica of her trusty bullwhip around and around. } "Don't listen what your girlfriend says
She reads those magazines
That say you fail the test
You don't have what she needs
I'll slither like a viper
And get you by the neck
I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her
That chick can eat her heart out
Love bites, but so do I, so do I
Love bites, but so do I, so do I
Love bites..."
{ She strolls down the rampway, hugging and high-fiving folks along the way before handing the replica whip to a child as a souvenir. }Terri Morasco: Given what Steve Awesome pulled last week, I have a feeling that Fiona’s in no mood for pleasantries.
Vasco Dias: ...pffft, yeah-yeahhh...Steve is Steve. Get over it.
Terri Morasco: And allow for this sport to be made to look like crap!?! I don’t think so…
[DING-DING-DING!!!]
{ Lasting for a solid ten-plus minutes, this match was suprisingly well-contested by both ladies. Each woman scored two-counts utilising a variety of maneuvers from their respective fighting styles. At 8:35, Kate is able to gain an upper hand, planting Fiona with a rather sleek-looking float-over DDT before going for the cover! }1…!
2…!!
THREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWW…!!!!!!!!!!
Vasco Dias: OH!!!
Terri Morasco: Kate almost got Fiona that time!
Vasco Dias: Almost only counts when you’re rootin’ for the Cleveland Cavaliers…
Terri Morasco: Oh, shut your face!
{ Kate stands up pissed -- and so does her manager -- as Blue Shoes gives them the dreaded two fingers! Fiona closes her eyes, taking deep breaths as she pulls herself back to her feet along the ropes! When Kate decides to help Fiona to a vertical base at the 10,30 mark -- by trying to set her opponent up for her patented Diamond Cutter -- Fiona immediately counters the sneaky attempt by locking her left arm into her own patented move, the submission known as the HALESTORM!! }Terri Morasco: Kimura’s locked in!
Vasco Dias: I think we’ve seen this movie before…
{ Kate isn’t going anywhere. As her manager tries to plead her to fight the hold, it’s obvious that she’s locked in good and tight. Fiona doubles down on the pressure as the crowd cheers, and Steele has very little recourse except to tap out! Blue Shoes calls for the bell!! }[DING-DING-DING!!!]
Alison Valance: Here is your winner, by submission...FIOOOONAAAA!! MCFLYYYY!!!!!
{ “Love Bites (So Do I)” begins playing again as Fiona celebrates her victory. }------------------------------------
SEGMENTWarren Kane addresses his seven week streak at the top of the Power Rankings------------------------------------
{The camera comes on to Damien Spark sitting across from Warren Kane dressed nicely in a formal suit.}Damien Sparks: Thank you for taking the moment to sit down with me Warren.
Warren Kane: Yeah, it’s a bit overwhelming to be honest.
Damien Sparks: So you’ve been on the top of the IWF Power Rankings for seven weeks straight.
Warren Kane: I guess, yeah. I hadn’t been looking at them before your call to be honest.
Damien Sparks: You hadn’t been looking? Why is that?
Warren Kane: I didn’t want to jinx myself I guess. I was just going out there to do my best and try to make up for some of the things I’ve done in my past.
Damien Sparks: But now that you do know?
Warren Kane: I’m not going to let it get to my head. Don’t want to get cocky. I’m proud and honored to have held the record this long but that’s not what I’m about anymore.
Damien Sparks: And what is the new Warren Kane about now?
Warren Kane: Just trying to make a difference. Just trying to find my way in this business on my own terms.
Damien Sparks: Do you think having a streak will give you a leg up leading to The Roulette?
Warren Kane: Maybe. Maybe not. I can’t say for certain. All I can say is I am going to go into the Roulette trying my fucking best to make it to the last man standing.
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SINGLES MATCHCharity Crowne vs Dawn Halliwell------------------------------------
Alison Valance: Our main event for the evening is scheduled for one fall!
Terri Morasco: This rematch has been something the fans have wanted to see for a while.
Vasco Dias: So they say. They are never satisfied with anything.
{Lights dim as the opening riffs to Shoot to Thrill hit, and flashes of white light begin to pulse along with the music as it picks up pace. The stage fills with dry ice as Dawn steps out from backstage, smiling manically and rocking out to the music. She points to the crowd and tries to get them pumped up. When the chorus hits, she raises her fists in the air as she lets out a shout of excitement punctuated by a blast of simple white pyro around her. She holds that pose until the second iteration of "Shoot to Thrill" in the chorus, at which point she charges into the ring and slides in, spinning with the momentum to her feet as she urges the crowd to get to their feet and rock along with her. After a few moments she will settle into her corner.} Alison Valance: first down to the ring, Dawn Halliwell!
Terri Morasco: Dawn has taken a little time off to get help her brother out.
Vasco Dias: She should have stayed out of the ring as far as I’m concerned.
{"Pop pop!"
The clapping synth intro of "Popular" by The Veronicas plays over the PA, and Charity Crowne walks out onto the stage, rolling her eyes and striking a brief pose at the top of the ramp. She smirks, rolling her wrist, and struts down the ramp, dismissing fans if they reach over the barricade. Charity hooks the ring post with a hand, walking around to the side of the ring, and plants a hand on the ring apron, jumping and swinging herself under the bottom rope. She back-rolls to her feet in the middle of the ring, posing again, and casually walks to a corner. She wraps her hand around the top rope, casually yanking on it a few times as she waits and the music fades.} Alison Valance: next down to the ring… Charity Crowne!
Terri Morasco: charity has been a little quiet leading up to this match.
Vasco Dias: she doesn’t need to say anything. A queen only speaks when she needs to.
{As soon as the bell rings both women launch themselves at each other. There is a clear and present rage between them and neither one is letting up on the other. Charity does a hair pull back breakers and a thrust spine buster.} Terri Morasco: Charity getting early advantage.
Vasco Dias: Because she is a queen.
{Dawn bounces back with a german suplex, a Ride the lightining and locks in the LIVING DEAD GIRL}Terri Morasco: uh oh!
Vasco Dias: Charity can escape this! It’ll be fine!
{Charity struggles to get out of the hold but Dawn won’t let her go.}Terri Morasco: Dawn is holder her tight!
Vasco Dias: Boo!
{Charity taps out.} Alison Valance: And your winner…. Dawn Halliwell!
{Dawn stands victorious as her music plays and her brother Warren comes over and gives her a hug as she stands proud in the center of the ring.} Terri Morasco: Dawn came out here and put on a great match.
Vasco Dias: Boo is all I have to say.
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SEGMENTVasco Views with Steve Awesome------------------------------------
{The IWF-Tron lights up to show Vasco Dias sitting next to IWF Champion; Steve Awesome on a pre-taped segment. Vasco smiles and waves to the camera.}Vasco Dias: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Vasco Views. Are you excited Steve?
Steve Awesome: Meh…
Vasco Dias: Well I for one am excited. I’m honored to be able to interview such an amazing competitor and great champion like you Steve.
{Steve rolls his eyes.}Steve Awesome: Look Vasco, just because you verbally suck my dick on commentary every Monday night doesn’t mean I’m going to act like I give a shit about you. So how about you get on with the stupid interview?
Vasco Dias: oh okay uhh Well how does it feel to be world champion?
Steve Awesome: It feels great. Because quite honestly Vasco, this belt is proof that I’m the best. I’ve been saying it all along, and there has been push back but now I got the belt that proves I’m still the man and always have been the man.
Vasco Dias: That's What I’ve been saying to Terri. Also, you recently had another child come into your life. A healthy baby boy born on leap year. Filled with Awesome and Knite DNA. Some say he’s already destined for greatness. What’s it like being a father again?
Steve Awesome: Meh….I haven’t seen him.
Vasco Dias: What?
Steve Awesome: Yeah well, you know, I’ve been on the road, becoming a champion. I’ve kinda had more important things to do. I mean I’m sure he’s cool. He is my son. But to be honest he probably isn’t really doing anything special besides laying there pooping himself anyway. I’ll catch him down the road.
Vasco Dias: Right. Well, of course you know I gotta ask, you unsnapped Candy’s bra last week on Sacrifice and caused a huge uproar. Did you do that on purpose or was that an accident?
Steve Awesome: Look Vasco, I think the real question is, why does the world get so upset over things that don’t really matter. So they saw some tits, so what? Get over it. The fans and the dirt sheets take things and they blow them way out of proportion. Or half the time they don’t even know what they are talking about. Like that whole contract thing? Really five dates? Don’t you realize I’m a slow burn guy? What kind of story could I tell in five appearances? Come on, use your heads people!
Vasco Dias: So that’s not true then?
Steve Awesome: Well I have a contract. The rest is made up horse shit to make me sound like a bad guy.
Vasco Dias: Well what about the rumor that you are going to do a thing over on the uh...the xhf network? I bet that’s false too.
Steve Awesome: Oh? Wow. I uhh….I didn’t expect that one to get out so quickly….
Vasco Dias: Wait….so you are!?
Steve Awesome: I guess you’ll have to wait and see.
{Steve gets up from his interview chair and leaves as Vasco looks shocked.}Vasco Dias: Wait a minute, he can’t do that!!! Steve, wait, management is going to flip!!
{Vasco chases him.}Vasco Dias: Steeeeve!!!
Well howdy there pardner.