Post by Nick Hunter on Mar 23, 2020 3:26:50 GMT
"Man, y'all call me up twice a year. You like that cousin ain't nobody loves. Come around all like 'Nick, can I borrow your car?' Motherfucker, you ain't spoke to me in a hot minute, and here you are hittin' me up to come bail your ass out? Aight. I see how it is. Y'all need the people's choice if you gonna make this shit work. Okay, you wanna do it that way? You wanna make it that way? We gonna do it that way, then. Seriously, y'all only ever call around Roulette time. Does that mean y'all see me as a gamble? Come on now. I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a successful small businessman. I am a social media star, alongside my compatriots at Youtube.com/TeamDiversityHire—check us out, shit's lit—and y'all think I ain't reliable? I'm the most reliable thing y'all got going!
But on to the topic at hand, the reason for the season...at least now that we ain't got March Madness no more. TWENTY-NINE! Other men, walking into this motherfucker, jam-packed tighter than yo' mama, flingin' hands and talkin' shit. Y'all want a shot at Steve Awesome? Dye your hair blonde, bolt on some silicone titties and talk about how you just got your STD test back and you thought it didn't have enough on it. Trust me, his bitch ass is gonna come running. Enter myself in the Roulette 'cause I can kinda white nonsense horseshit is this. You know I wouldn't get away with a tenth of the shit he's done. Get Candy Kane gettin' her boobs out on live TV. Think of the fuckin' children!
...wait...shit.
Point stands. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus, and even if you can't get Jesus, you can get the Saints. So! Watch for our sexy asses in the Roulette. Fling some hands, throw some dropkicks, make the people feel good for a night. Buy the merch, seriously. We got new designs coming out all the time. Fun tip, if you enter code SAINTS at IWFshop.com, you'll get 10% off your order AND free shipping! Can't beat that shit, I tell you. Anyway. Buy the merch. We need that shit. Watch High Stakes, live on the IWF Network. Support your Women's World Champion and proud Team Diversity Hire member Gabriela Luna—shout out to my girl Gabi, you killin' it!—and remember. It ain't about what you do. It's about how much damn style you got doing it. 'bow on up, bitches. Let's go."
But on to the topic at hand, the reason for the season...at least now that we ain't got March Madness no more. TWENTY-NINE! Other men, walking into this motherfucker, jam-packed tighter than yo' mama, flingin' hands and talkin' shit. Y'all want a shot at Steve Awesome? Dye your hair blonde, bolt on some silicone titties and talk about how you just got your STD test back and you thought it didn't have enough on it. Trust me, his bitch ass is gonna come running. Enter myself in the Roulette 'cause I can kinda white nonsense horseshit is this. You know I wouldn't get away with a tenth of the shit he's done. Get Candy Kane gettin' her boobs out on live TV. Think of the fuckin' children!
...wait...shit.
Point stands. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus, and even if you can't get Jesus, you can get the Saints. So! Watch for our sexy asses in the Roulette. Fling some hands, throw some dropkicks, make the people feel good for a night. Buy the merch, seriously. We got new designs coming out all the time. Fun tip, if you enter code SAINTS at IWFshop.com, you'll get 10% off your order AND free shipping! Can't beat that shit, I tell you. Anyway. Buy the merch. We need that shit. Watch High Stakes, live on the IWF Network. Support your Women's World Champion and proud Team Diversity Hire member Gabriela Luna—shout out to my girl Gabi, you killin' it!—and remember. It ain't about what you do. It's about how much damn style you got doing it. 'bow on up, bitches. Let's go."
Well howdy there pardner.