Monday Night Sacrifice
March 18th 2020
Žalgiris Arena Kaunas Lithuania
DEADLINES:
ROLEPLAYS (1 RP LIMIT): 6AM GMT Monday
ON AIR SEGMENT APPROVAL: 6PM GMT Monday
ON AIR SEGMENT AND MATCH SUBMISSION: 6PM EST TUESDAY
Anything past that time WILL NOT be added to the show
- Handlers who are not booked are strongly advised to submit segments for the show to continue their character development. Those who want to be booked can request a match on the basis that one of the competitors will write it to prevent the staff becoming over-extended.
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SEGMENT
Dawn and Virginia sign their contract for their NOTI match
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{The show starts with the camera backstage of an IWF boardroom with Jess Fowler sitting at the head of a table with Dawn on one side and Virginia on the other.}Jess Fowler: You both just need to sign on the dotted line for the match at Night of the immortals.
Virginia Stepanov: I thought I was meant to pick who I faced at Night of the immortals.
Jess Fowler: You got a title instead. Congratulations.
{Dawn reaches over and signs the paper before passing it to Virginia.}
Dawn Halliweel: Itāll be a good match. Trust me.
{Virginia glares at Fowler before signing her name.}
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SINGLES MATCH
Locke vs Scott Handsome
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Alison Valance: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Parts Unknown he is āThe Outlawā Locke!!!!!!
Lord knows the devil don't sleep,
He never shuts his eyes,
You never hear him creepin'... heh...
{ The gentle melody of the song begins to play through the PA; fog is filling the stage at the same time that the lights dim down. The lighting hues change to a pale green as Locke emerges from behind the curtains sporting his traditional sly smirk, his head slightly lowered so as to hide his eyes under the brim of his hat his thumbs tucked into his belt. }He's at your door, don't let him in,
He'll lie, he'll steal, he'll kill, he'll win
{ Locke walks down the ramp tipping his hat to the fans as he walks past them before shifting to his left and walking to and up the steel steps by the ring. He walks along the apron gliding his fingertips across the top rope while looking out at the crowd and stopping near the middle. He lifts his head to let his eyes peer into the camera in that direction, and out to the crowd, his smirk turning to a devilish grin joined by a slight chuckle before finally leaning down to step between the top and middle ropes, using his hand to keep his hat on. Upon getting into the ring he strides across, pounding his arm to his chest before stretching them out with his fingers extended out in a finger gun and throwing his head back. He holds the pose for a moment before dropping his arms and removing his hat and coat to hand them to the ring crew. He looks down at his shoes and kicks them on top of each other to get the dust off before ensuring his necklace is fastened tightly. He waits for the match to begin. }Terri Morasco: Locke picked up an impressive win last week against the debuting Grave Roberts. That brings āThe Outlawsā record to 3-0.
Vasco Dias: Locke has been on a tear since coming to IWF, but seriously what;s upā¦
Terro Morasco: You say one word about his necklace and I swear to God I will unplug your microphone.
Alison Valance: His opponent hails from Detroit, Michigan he is āToo Handsome for his Shirtā Scott Handsome!!!
{ It Won't Suck Itself hits to strobe lights and streamers as Scott Handsome comes running out from behind the curtain playing air guitar and whipping his hair around. Scott slides on his knees in epic fashion then pops up to run down to the ring. Scott jumps to his feet and onto the second turnbuckle where he starts thrashing with his hair to the music. }Terri Morasco:The always controversial Scott Handsome lost to Nick Knight last week, but judging by the way he strutted to the ring Iām not sure that he noticed.
Vasco Dias: Scott is one of those rare breeds that will be cocky and full of himself no matter what. Iāve been out drinking with him and he will use cheesy pick up lines on every girl in the club until one of them goes home with him. Of course being that handsome he usually never has to use more than two.
Terri Morasco: Iām sure.sarcasm
{ The two competitors stare across the ring at one another. Scott Handsome running his mouth, while Locke simply nods and smiles. Suddenly as if shot out of cannon Handsome sprints across the ring and takes āThe Tricksterā to the canvas with a Thesz Press. The referee calls for the bell as Scott stays in the mount and lays down left and right hammer fists in the the head and face of āThe Outlaw.ā Somehow Locke is able to weather the early storm and throws off the smaller man. Scrambling to his feet āThe Tricksterā feels to make sure all of his teeth are where they were before he left the locker room. Satisfied that he has not misplaced any molars Locke gestures for Scott ot come on and they lock horns in the center of the ring. Back and forth they jockey for the advantage until āThe Gunslingerā finally uses his size advantage to send Handsome ass over teakettles across the ring and crashing to the floor. Looking to press the advantage Locke rolls to the floor and whips Handsome hard against the guard rail. Looking to stay in control āThe Outlawā stalks his opponent , but walks straight into a thumb to the eyes. Temporarily blinded Locke eats an Indecent Exposure , which has him on spaghetti legs. A second heavy twelve to six elbow drops āThe Gunslingerā to the floor. A sick grin comes across the face of Handsome as he walks over to the time keepers table of forces the pudgy man to get out of his chair. }Terri Morasco: Locke may have made a huge mistake letting this match spill to the floor. The daredevil side of Scott Handsome makes this where he thrives, but...
Vasco Dias: Scott Handsome thrives in every environment.
Terri Morasco: The daredevil side of Scott Handsome means that he is always just as likely to crash and burn.
{ Handsome begins to slowly walk towards Locke with the chair cocked as if he is ready to strike the bigger man in the skull. Slowly, like a cat playing with a mouse, he inches closer with a mile wide grin on his face. Just when he is about to strike the chair is ripped out of his hands by the referee that tells him to get his ass back in the ring before he is disqualified. Now pouting Handsome climbs up onto the apron and steps between the ropes allowing the referee to begin to count out āThe Outlaw.ā
Oneā¦
Twoā¦
Locke begins to roll towards the ring.
Threeā¦
Fourā¦
āThe Gunslingerā rolls completely under the ring. }Terri Morasco: What is Locke doing?
Vasco Dias: I donāt know, but itās probably illegal.
{ Fiveā¦
Sixā¦
Sevenā¦
Locke rolls out from the other side of the ring and slides in behind Scott Handsome. Almost silently āThe Tricksterā approaches and rolls Handsome up from behind.
Oneā¦
Kick Out!!! }Vasco Dias: See! Illegal!
Terri Morasco: Iām not a rules expert, but I donāt think there is anything that says you canāt go under the ring.
Vasco Dias: Well there should be.
{ Face red in a mix of frustration and embarrassment Handsome beats Locke to a vertical base and begins laying is a serious of stiff knife edge chops, each having the crowd chanting āWoo!ā Scott the sends Locke off of the ropes and turns cowboy inside out with Untoward Sword. Calling for the endāToo Handsome for His Shirtā scoops up Locke and deposits him into the corner. Climbing to the second turnbuckle he bounces once, twice, three times before leaping up for a Vader Bomb, but twisting on the way down and driving the point of his elbow into Lockeās sternum. }Terri Morsco: FGNLT!!!
Vasco Dias: Put a W in the win column for Scott Handsome.
{ The referee calls for the bell and raises Handsomeās hand, but then there is a cheer from the crowd as the camera catches a shot of a man rolling out from below the ring. Silently he climbs into the ring and grabs Handsome by the shoulders and spins him around. Quickly the man plants Scott on his skull with the Gunslinger DDT. }Terri Morasco: Wait...thatās Locke! Scott Handsome pinned the wrong man!
Vasco Dias: See I told you, he was cheating.
{ The referee calls for the bell to restart the match and Locke hooks a leg and makes the cover.
Oneā¦
Twoā¦
Three!! !}Terri Morasco:Now we know why they call him the Trickster!
Vasco Dias: More like The Cheater!
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SEGMENT
Who will be in the Joker in the Pack match at NOTI?
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{ Back in Black by ACDC hits the PA system as we are taken to the office of Eddie D. who just so happens to be flanked by Haseem and his covid prepared counterpart in mask, gloves and armed with hand sanitizer, Almir Sayed. Slowly the music fades as Eddie D. folds his hands over his desk. }Eddie D.: This year at Night of the Immortals we, and by we I mean I, have decided to do something a little bit different in the Joker in the Pack match.
{ Eddie D. looks to Haseem and Almir who both nod and then looks back to the hard camera. }Eddie D.: Normally we jam pack the Joker in the Pack with a bunch of guys who have frankly blown every opportunity theyāve ever gotten. Whether their names be Mike or Alex or Jake or Joe. Every year I feel like we waste the Joker in the Pack match on people who have more than shown they donāt deserve to be in the main event. Ever.
{ Haseem and Almir both agree with Eddie D. }Eddie D.: That is why this year we are doing something different. This year the Joker in the Pack match will be filled with men who havenāt gotten their shots yet. Men who could very well be the future of this company. Men who I see something special inā¦
{ Eddie D. pauses to look at Almir and then back at the hard cam. }Eddie D.: Minus present company of course. Putting Almir in this match just wouldnāt be fair to the others.
Almir Sayed: I completely agree.
Eddie D.: I knew you would. So it is with great pleasure I announce the seven men who will compete in this years Joker in the Pack match, the winner, of course, will receive an IWF World Title shot at a time of their choosing.
{ Eddie D. pauses for a moment and then smiles. }Eddie D.: The first two Iām very excited about because theyāre money. Abraxes and Dirk Manly!
{ The live crowd pops at the first two men announced. }Eddie D.: The next two, man, these guys are something truly special. Theyāre both very new here but theyāve already shown me alot. Locke and Nick Knight!
{ A Nick Knight chant can be heard in the crowd for those who know him from someplace else. }Eddie D.: I figured the marks would like that. The next two? Some would argue theyāve had chances in the past but if Iām being honest theyāve never had a chance like this. First is a man who I absolutely loveā¦ JACK FERRIMAN!!!!
{ Big pop from the live crowd. }Eddie D.: AND JAMES GILMORE!!!!
{ The crowd erupts. }Eddie D.: Thatās right. As corrupt as you may believe me to be, I am going to give James another chance to get back to the IWF World Championship because I am just that fair. Now, that leaves the seventh participant. Now this guy? He hasnāt done so well in the IWF but I just canāt ignore this guy. Heās so goddamn amazing. The final member of the Joker in the Pack and my personal pick to winā¦ SCOTT HANDSOME!!!
{ Almir and Haseem begin to clap sarcastically as the crowd goes completely dead. }Eddie D.: One of these seven men will secure themselves an IWF World Title shot. One of these seven men may become the face of this company. One of these seven men has the chance of a life time. Donāt let me down.
{ Eddie D. turns to Almir who nods his head in approval as we head to a commercial break. }------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
Draco Wolfe vs Adel Travent
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Alison Valance: The fallowing match is scheduled for one fall!
Terri Morasco: We have an interesting matchup coming our way.
Vasco Dias: You would say that, Morasco.
{As a bell tolls the lights go out. The sound of a chain being dragged on the ground is heard as Creature starts playing and the explosion pyro goes show off showing Draco Wolfe standing at the base of the ramp. He walks slowly to the ring dragging his chain to the ring. He sets the chain, pendant, and his coat on the steps as he gets in the ring. He just stares at the crowd as he raises one arm in the air.} Alison Valance: First down to the ring, standing at 6ā9āā and weighing in at 247 pounds from Houston, Texasā¦ Draco Wolfe!!
Terri Morasco: This is Dracoās first match here at IWF and I am personally excited to see how this goes for him.
Vasco Dias: He certainly gave a pretty passionate promo leading up to this match.
{As āUptown funkā comes on, Adel starts strutting and dancing down to the ring in time to the music} Alison Valance: Next on his way down to the ringā¦ standing at 6ā1 and weighing in at 220 pounds from Nowhere, Oklaholmaā¦ Adel Travent!
Terri Morasco: Adel sure has been different since Abraxes took him in.
Vasco Dias: This is what happens when you opt-out of the kidnapping insurance IWF offers all of their employees. You get brain washed and start worshipping a cult leader.
{As soon as the bell rings Adel opens with a Cesaro style Uppercut followered by a Double Underhook Powerbomb. Draco rolls out of it, shaking it off before responding with a super kick. Draco follows up with a backdrop driver.}Terri Morasco: Draco and Adel are really going at it right now.
Vasco Dias: Draco might not be as experienced as others but he sure is holding his own.
{Without waiting Draco hits Adel with a Superman punch as soon as he gets back up to his feet. He waits for Adel to try to get up again before hitting the smaller man with a head butt. Adel responds with a Gory Special into Sitout Powerbomb.}Terri Morasco: Oof, that is a hard move to take.
Vasco Dias: I donāt think Draco is ready to give up yet.
{Draco bounces back with a FACE FATE! Knocking Adel onto the mat!}Terri Morasco: Oh wow!
Vasco Dias: This could be it!
{Draco goes for the pin
1
2
3!!} Alison Valance: And your winnerā¦ DRACO WOLFE!
{Draco stands tall as Creature by Jelly Roll plays through the stadium.} Terri Morasco: Dracoās first win in the company. He has to be feeling pretty good about it.
Vasco Dias: Of course he is feeling good about it. Donāt be stupid.
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SEGMENT
Mandi Wants Answers
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{ The contract has been signed.
One Year in the Making.
Mandi Matthews verse Zelda Knite.
Night of the Immortals VII
We open on Mandi sitting alone in her office. Her workspace was covered with pictures of her daughter and a couple pictures of her wrestling career. She has the official contract sitting on her desk. Mandi has the pen in her hand and she goes to sign it but stopped and looked up into the camera. }Mandi Matthews: You know Zeldaā¦.Iām not exactly sure what I ever did to you that makes me deserve all this. But I certainly remember everything youāve done to me over the past year and a half.ā
{ Mandi sets the pen down on the desk and shakes her head. }Mandi Matthews: I remember every brutal chair shot, every terrible comment you made on twitter about me. I remember the sneak attacks. I remember you sending Amber Cooke after me. Backing up Rowan of all people. I definitely remember the way you weaseled yourself in and finally destroyed the tattered remains of my relationship with Steve. But none of that even comes close to comparing to the most evil thing youāve done.
{ Mandiās eyes fill up with water as she glares daggers into the camera. }Mandi Matthews: You pretended to be my friend.
{ Mandi took a deep breath to help contain her emotions. }Mandi Matthews: And maybe Iām just stupid and naive, maybe itās partly my fault but I believed you! And I gotta say, if all of that stuff was pretend, if it was all just a plan with Candy to hurt me in the end, then someone get Zelda Knite an Oscar. Because I saw hurt in your eyes Z. It felt real to me because you described the same feelings and emotions that I went through with Steve. We cried together about it. You even asked me if I wanted to be the Godmother to Ben.
{ Mandi lowers her head. }Mandi Matthews: I'd still do it.
{ She laughs at herself. }Mandi Matthews: I'd still help that baby and I'd still help you. Thatās the type of person I am. Iād still be your friend even after you did all that to me. When I did nothing to you.ā
{ She looks back up at the camera, a glare in her eyes. }Mandi Matthews: Maybe ādoing nothing to youā has been my problem. Well at Night of the Immortals. Iām gonna fix that and Iām gonna give back a full years worth of abuse!
{ Mandi snatches up the pen and signs her name. }Mandi Matthews: See you there Zelda.
{ The camera cuts to Zelda Knite. She slowly rocked her two and half month old son to sleep in her arms. She then gently placed him into his crib. Zelda smiles warmly at her son, and then looked up into the camera with a twisted grin. }Zelda Knite: Oh poor Mandi.
{ She mocked. }Zelda Knite: Why is everyone so mean to me? Boo hoo.
{ Her voice was condescending but still low so that she didnāt wake up the baby. }Zelda Knite: Itās like she doesnāt know sheās in the wrestling business.
{ Zelda scoffed and rolled her eyes. }Zelda Knite: News flash, noob. People are going to stab you in the back at every turn in this business. Better yet, people are just not going to like you, no matter how bubbly and sweet and perfect you make your personality to be. Myself being one of them. As a matter of fact, Iām sick of you Mandi. Iām sick of this helpless victim you play. Some innocent goddess that everyone should strive to be like.
{ She scowls into the camera. }Zelda Knite: Iāve been sick of you since day one. Ever since I came into the picture. All I hear about is how much terrible it was for Mandi. Nobody was happy for me. Not even a congratulations to a new happy couple.
{ Zelda shakes her head. }Zelda Knite: Everywhere I go, all I heard was how much Mandi Matthews is better than me. She is a better person. She is prettier. She deserves more than me. People even said you are a better mom than me.
{ Zelda glances over at her own child and then back at the camera. }Zelda Knite: Maybe you are.
{ Zelda leans forward in her seat. }Zelda Knite: But the one thing you arenāt Mandi, is a better wrestler then me. The one place that I can hurt you Mandi, the one place that I can bring you down is inside that wrestling ring. And thatās what Iām going to do Mandi. At Night of the Immortals Seven Iām going to hurt you. Iām going to out wrestle you and make you wish you never put on a pair of boots. Iām going to beat you down so bad, you and and everyone watching are going to find out that Mandi Matthews has only ever been a NPC in MY life.ā
{ Zelda has her paperwork on a clipboard that she produces from the floor. She slides out the pen and sighs her name. }Zelda Knite: Iām going to beat the boss. Iām going to finish the chapter. Iām going to move on to the next level. Iām going to live happily ever after.
{Zelda points to herself.}Zelda Knite: This is STILL my legend.
{ Fade. }{ The contract has been signed.
One Year in the Making.
Mandi Matthews verse Zelda Knite.
Night of the Immortals VII }------------------------------------
HANDI CAP MATCH
Abraxes vs Mr Happy and Warren Suffering
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{ The lights in the arena flicker and die as if there were some kind of power outage. As the light sounds of an acoustic guitar play, the high pitched laughter of children fills the air. A red spotlight shines on the stage as heavy smoke rolls across the floor. As opening lyrics of Monster (Under my Bed) by Call me Karizma starts to sing Abraxes rises from the center of the stage, his eyes burning out from under his mask as he stares down at the ring.
The rhythm of the song changes from a twisted lullaby do a grinding rock song just as he rises to his full height. Abraxes glares around at the audience before he walks down the ramp, focused on the ring in front of him. He crawls into the ring, exaggerated movements of his hands and legs to appear more like a creepy spider then a man. He rolls to his feet, holding his arms into the air as the lullaby starts anew. }Terri Morasco: Earlier tonight Abraxes was announced as one of the men competing in the joker in the pack match at night of the immortals. You have to imagine heās a favorite to win.
Vasco Dias: Youād think so, but with Dirk Manly also in that match, Abraxes may have his attention divided.
Terri Morasco: Well we are about to see how Abraxes handles divided attention next.
{ Warren Suffering and Mr. Happy are both already in the ring with junior official, Rice Dallas Bowers. Abraxes silently glares at his opposition. }Vasco Dias: This guy is terrifying.
Terri Morasco: I wouldnāt want to look across the ring and see Abraxes.
{ Rice calls for the bell and Abraxes blitzes across the ring and knocks both men over the top rope with a double clothesline!!! }Terri Morasco: Jesus!
{ Abraxes climbs right out and grabs the much smaller Warren Suffering first and just hurls Warren into the ring post like a lawn dart with a snake eyes!!! }Vasco Dias: Well Warrenās IWF return was short lived!
{ Mr. Happy is trying to crawl away but Abraxes grabs Happy by the ankles and drags him backward. Abraxes adjusts his grip on Happyās legs and swings him shoulder first into the crowd barrier!!! }Terri Morasco: Abraxes is just steam rolling both of these men!
Vasco Dias: Imagine him with slightly less rules and a Dirk Manly in the ring!
{ Abraxes turns back to Warren who hasnāt moved. Abraxes peels the smaller man off the floor and picks him up over his head in a Gorilla press then runs toward the crowd and launches Warren Suffering fives rows into the crowd!!! }Vasco Dias: Are you serious!!!
Terri Morasco: That was impressive!!!
{ Happy is once more trying to crawl away but Abraxes comes back and grabs Happy and lawn darts him the same as he did to Warren earlier into the ring post!!! }Terri Morasco: His strength is ungodly!
{ Abraxes throws Happy back into the ring and rolls in after him. Happy isnāt even moving as Abraxes picks him up for the Consign to Dream! Abraxes isnāt finished and pulls Happy up for a second Consign to Dream! Rice is pleading for Abraxes to make a cover but Abraxes pulls the limp body up for one more Consign to Dream and Rice Dallas Bowers has no other choice but to stop the match. }Vasco Dias: Abraxes won a handicap match by knockout!
Terri Morasco: Incredible and horrifying.
Vasco Dias: The Joker in the Pack is going to be a horror show this year!
{ Abraxes stands silently in the ring as Rice is a little too afraid to raise the manās hand in victory. }------------------------------------
SEGMENT
Will Almir Sayed accept Nighthawk's challenge to a Pure Wrestling match at NOTI?
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Terri Morasco: And we are live on Monday Night Sacrifice. And next up, we will find out if Almir Sayed will accept Nighthawkās challenge to a pure match at Night of the Immortals!
Vasco Dias: Nighthawk is insane to ask the man of one thousand ways to win to a pure match!
Terri Morasco: Or is Nighthawk smart enough to pick his spots!?
Vasco Dias: What are you saying!?
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk knows his strengths, his weaknesses and he knows Almir has an ego. A pure match is right up Nighthawkās alley but is it up Almirās?
Vasco Dias: Almir can win under any rules at any time anywhere!
Terri Morasco: āWell we are about to find out because here comes perhaps the finest technical wrestler in the history of the IWF.ā:
{ As the opening lines of āAre You Ready (Island Style Intro)ā by Minmi boom out over the sound system, Nighthawk walks out carefully with his face covered by an orange-and-white hood and looks at the sold-out crowd with a happy smile on his face that slowly fades as he gets himself into the zone. Walking to the ring carefully, his hands hitting the outstretched hands of the fans in the front row, the Hawaiian calmly ascends the top turnbuckle on the outside before removing his hood and raising one finger above his head and then moving to his corner where he removes his jacket before grabbing a microphone. } Nighthawk: āWhat is it Almir!? What is your answer!?ā
{ āSnake Charmerā by Annon Domini begins to play as Haseem steps out through the curtain to boos from the live audience. }
Haseem: It is my honor, my privilege, my sacred duty to introduce to you the MONEY MAKER!!! ALMIR!!! SAYED!!!
{ With that, Almir steps out through the curtain with arms thrown out and his head held back wearing a full face mask and gloves. The crowd boos him like crazy as he looks out with a smile. Together the two men head down the ramp and toward the ring. They both stop just outside the ring as Nighthawk watches. }
Almir Sayed: I have risked life and limb to be here tonight to answer you in person and As much as it would bring me joy to embarrass you in a pure wrestling match at the show of the immortals Iām just not sure you deserve such a showcase.
{ Nighthawk shakes his head as he starts to pace. }Nighthawk: Iāve had just about enough of your taunts. Name your price.
Almir Sayed: My price?
Nighthawk: Name your price Almir! What will it take for you to accept my challenge!?
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk is fired up tonight!
{ Almir seems to think about it for a second. }Almir Sayed: Okay, well, Iāve got an ideaā¦ How about a beat the clock challenge?
Nighthawk: DONE!
Almir Sayed: You donāt even want to hear who your opponent is going to be?
Nighthawk: It doesnāt matter!
Vasco Dias: Strong words from Nighthawk!
Terri Morasco: Heās tired of Almirās shit!
{ Almir smiles. }Almir Sayed: Well then. I can only think of one man worthy of facing you right now. This man has something of a bone to pick with you, Nighthawk and this man has been working his butt off for the chance to face you again. Despite the fact you nearly ended his wrestling aspirations he has been fully cleared. Your opponent in the beat the clock challenge is none other than HASEEM!!!!
{ Haseem seems totally shocked by these turn of events but Nighthawk drops his mic and waits for his opponent as Almir demands he get in the ring. Blue Shoes comes running down to the ring and slides in ready to call the match! }Terri Morasco: Haseem versus Nighthawk in a beat the clock challenge!
Vasco Dias: Nighthawk is going to have his work cut out for him this week!
Terri Morasco: Iām not so sure about that, Nighthawk made short work of Haseem last time!
{ Haseem slowly rolls into the ring as Blue Shoes readies himself and calls for the bell as the clock starts. Almost immediately, Haseem rolls to the floor and demands the referee begin the count. When the refereeās count gets to 7, Haseem rolls in the ring to break the count and then rolls right back out again as he clearly wants to stall and play the long game. Trying the trick again, Haseem turns his head to get a nod of approval from Almir. But as he turns back around he suddenly sees Nighthawk flying through the air with a gorgeous Gravity Killer that lands like a thunderbolt. Rolling him back in the ring the āWrestling Geniusā quickly lands an Orange Crush Bomb that gets a three-count. } Terri Morasco: āHoly mother of god. Was that 30 seconds?ā
Vasco Dias: āI think it was, Terri. Letās go up to Alison Valance for the official time.ā
Alison Valance: āLadies and gentlemen, the winner of his match at 30 secondsā¦.. āThe Wrestling Geniusā Nighthawk!ā
{ Almir starts to throw a fit on the outside as Blue Shoes holds up Nighthawkās hand in victory. Smiling, Nighthawk removes the rubberband from his hair and rolls to the floor. Asking for a microphone from Alison Valance, the Master of 1000 Holds smiles and leans against the guardrail. } Nighthawk: āSo, Almir, hereās how weāre going to do this. All you have to do to beat me is beat one of my students. Someone who the IWF rejected, and released. Sure, heās a multiple-time Caribbean Middleweight Champion but that shouldnāt be a problem for someone of your superlative skill level, right? Almir, your opponent isā¦. āCaribbean Dynamiteā Desmond Thomas!ā
Terri Morasco: āDesmond Thomas! We havenāt heard that name in years.ā
Vasco Dias: āNighthawk is right. Since his release from the IWF, Desmond has become a 4-time middleweight champion in Puerto Rico, and the rest of the Caribbean Islands. This isnāt as easy as Almir might think.ā
{ As the opening strains of "Aināt Nobody (More Fire Intro)ā by Chaka Khan boom out over the sound speakers Desmond Thomas walks to the ring, shaking hands with the crowd with a warm smile on his face before embracing his teacher and simply saying ā30 seconds? Getting slow, are we?ā. Removing his ring jacket Desmond hands it to one of the ringside attendants who rushes it to the back as he waits for the match to begin. }Terri Morasco: āDid Nighthawk know this was going to happen? Because if he did, itās truly a masterstroke to have Desmond Thomas, someone Almir has never seen, in his back pocket.ā
Vasco Dias: āIf youāre Almir Sayed, you have 30 seconds to beat an opponent youāve never seen. This is a very difficult task.ā
{ As the Blue Shoes rings the bell, Almir rushes Desmond who simply shoulderblocks him out of the air and immediately locks in a tight side headlock. Holding it there Almir tries to escape out of this with a cradle. The clock is ticking down and Almir manages to throw Desmond off of him. Almir then charges at Desmond looking to take him down with the a modified Money Maker clothesline but Desmond grabs the right arm of Almir and brings him down with an armdrag takedown and immediately transitions into a crossface! }Vasco Dias: Almir has less than ten seconds to win this match!
Terri Morasco: I donāt think Almir is going to be able to break the hold!
{ Almir struggles for the ropes as the crowd counts down the final few seconds, Desmond adding a little insult to injury by pulling off Almirās face mask right at one!!! }Terri Morasco: Desmond beat the clock!!!
{ Desmond lets go of Almir as Sayed begins to act like heās choking on the airborn virus. } Alison Valance: āThe winner of the beat the clock challenge, thus earning his chosen stipulation at Night of the Immortals, āThe Master of 1000 Holdsā..... āThe Wrestling Geniusā Nighthawk!ā
{ Haseem quickly re enters the ring grabbing the face mask from Desmond and handing it back to Almir who covers his face as Nighthawk stans with Desmond near the ropes, Blue Shoes raising both of their hands. }Terri Morasco: Nighthawk and Almir Sayed in a pure wrestling match is now official!
Vasco Dias: This is unbelievable!
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk won fair and square!
Vasco Dias: Nighthawk picked an opponent Almir wasnāt prepared for!
Terri Morasco: Thatās how a beat the clock challenge works!
{ Almir is still ranting as Desmond and Nighthawk leave the ring. Haseem is screaming at Blue Shoes to restart the match but Blue Shoes isnāt hearing it. We end with Almir looking from the ring at Nighthawk who returns the gaze with a slight smirk. }------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
Nick Knight vs Jayson Matthews
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Alison Valance: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Terri Morasco: This will be an interesting match to see.
Vasco Dias: I think we both know how this is going to end.
{The drum fill kicks in the door and the guitar riff of 311ās Perfect Mistake starts blasting over the PA system.}
āListen Up!ā
{The arena lights start changing from orange to black on the beat and Jayson Matthews comes bouncing from behind the curtain and head banging to the riff. He jams to the verse as he starts to walk down the ramp, slapping fives with as many fans as he can on either side. }This is the next stage, we turn the page
We're gonna wreck a place when we take the stage
Roll up your sleeves, get down with me
It's going off in the pit like you wouldn't believe
Alison Valance: Weighing in at 200 pounds, hailing from Detroit, Michigan.ā¦ā¦JAYSON MATTHEWS!
{Jayson stands at the end of the ramp and stares into the ring and he starts to bounce up and down and hypes himself up and as soon as the chorus hits he dives into the ring forward rolls onto his feet and runs over to the side opposite the ramp and leans over the ring While the lights strobe orange and black.}āOhhhhhhhhhh
See in it my eyes
Hold it in my hands
All those days that you wasted away
There was no one to blame
It's a perfect mistake
{He hops up on the turnbuckle and points to the crowd with his other hand. Thanking the fans for the cheers..} Terri Morasco: I always love Jayson out here in a match. Iāve missed him here.
Vasco Dias: I havenāt. He was just facing Steve Awesome not too long ago.
{The opening chords of āMomma Said Knock You Outā hits over the arena sound system as Nick Knight steps onto the entrance ramp. āThe Hollywood Butcherā is showered with boos from the fans that at another time in another place adored him. Dressed in old school black trunks with and blackt-shirt that reads Uber Heel in purple . Nick slowly moves towards the ring some fans on the aisle still reach to high five the once fan favorite, but they do not exist in Knightās world. He is 100% focused on the battle ahead of him and never looks out from beneath the trademark towel draped over his head.
āThe Hollywood Butcherā reaches ring side and climbs onto the apron. Out of respect for the hollowed ground that his the squared circle he wipes his feet before stepping between the top and middle ropes. Ripping away the towel his stares (either across the ring or down the entry ramp) at his opponent as he bounces from foot to foot waiting for the action to start.} Alison Valance: Weighing in at 245 pounds, standing in at 6ā2āā from Chicago Illinoisā¦ Nick Knight!
Terri Morasco: Nick has been on an intense roll since coming to IWF.
Vasco Dias: Heās my pick to win this thing!
{ as soon as the bell rings Jayson hits Nick with a spinning wheel kick. Nick takes the hit but responds with a Snap Suplex. Jayson rolls with it and goes for a spinning back fist. Nick shakes the hits off and goes for a hard headbutt.} Terri Morasco: Jayson and Nick are really giving it their all tonight.
Vasco Dias: Nick gives his all every night, Terri.
{Jayson turns and hits Nick with a diving kick to the face. Nick falls back. Jayson trioes for an easy roll up pin
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Nick kicks out. Nick seems unhappy with Jaysonās attempt who just smiles. Nick hits him with a hard head butt. Nick hits him with a Non-Dairy Creamer. Nick goes for the pin
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2
Jayson kicks out.}Terri Morasco: Things are getting intense in the ring.
Vasco Dias: Barely. Itās a pretty easy going match right now.
{Jayson hits Nick with a Bananarama. Nick rolls out of it and hits Jayson with a Welcome to Hollywood . Jayson goes for a running knee but Nick manages to get just out of the way in time. The two grapple up, each trying to overpower the other.}Terri Morasco: I donāt know how this is going to go.
Vasco Dias: Get a hold of yourself women.
{Nick manages to overpower Jayson and get him into a LA LA LAND submission. Jayson tries to get to the bottom rope but Nick doesnāt release him. Jayson struggles for a while longer before relenting to tapping out.} Alison Valance: and your winnerā¦. NICK KNIGHT!
{As Momma Said Knock You Out by Five Finger Death Punch featuring Tech N9ne Nick Knight stands tall with a smirk on his face.} Terri Morasco: Nick is on a roll here in IWF!
Vasco Dias: Told you this was only ending one way.
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SEGMENT
Vasco Views with the IWF Womens World Champion and the 2020 Iron Maiden Winner
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{We open on a fairly simple interview set. On one side sits Fiona McFly, the 2020 Iron Maiden. On the other, the IWF Womenās World Champion Gabriela Luna. In the middle, and wearing nothing less than his best āthis will end poorlyā facial expression, is Vasco Dias. He looks between the two women, clasping his hands together.}
Vasco Dias: Ladies, welcome to Vasco Views. I am, as always, your charming and irrepressible host, Vasco Dias. The two of you meet in just six daysā time for the IWF Womenās World Championship. Gabriela, as champion I will begin with you. This is your first Night of the Immortals where you were asked to defend a championship on the show. What does it mean to you to have that spotlight on you?
Gabriela Luna: It means that Iām getting what was overdue from last year. I made everyone sit up and take notice during Last Rites. I told yāall I would be a champion. I told yāall I would be THE champion. And I am. Only woman to win the World, Openweight, and Luchadora Championships. And hell, one of these days Iāma take my crack and make Virginia Stepanov sad too. Point is...itās about overdue respect. Sound familiar, Fiona?
Vasco Dias: On that...diplomatic note, Ms. McFly. What does it mean to you to be the first-ever two-time Iron Maiden, given your personal and very public history with championship ambitions in IWF? Do you believe, to put it simply, this is your year?
{Fiona takes a deep breath and closes her eyes, allowing her brain to process the question. Tonight, she sports a very stoic look on her face whilst wearing a black T-shirt with white wording that simply reads āMR. BAD GUYā -- a reference to Freddie Mercuryās solo album.}
Fiona McFly: As much as you to heap that accolade on me -- as big as it is -- Iām not the first two-time Iron Maiden, Iām the second. Then again...when it comes to this match--
{Fiona paused, her eyes never losing focus upon the Womenās World title.}
Fiona McFly: --at Night of the Immortals, the Iron Maiden doesnāt matter, thatās in the past. What matters to me is that road up ahead, that one big moment thatās eluded me all these years, becoming a Champion in this company. I want to be a Champion, I ALWAYS wanted to be a Champion and define my life and career by not what Iāve lost, but what Iāve gained through the work, the training, the travel...all of it.
{Gabriela smirks, shaking her head at Vascoās slip-up.}
Gabriela Luna: No journalistic integrity, this guy. Everyone wants to be a champion, Fiona. But it isnāt just about wanting. You gotta get the job done. You think you can do that against me?
{Vasco preemptively puts his hands out, anticipating a breakdown of civility.}
Vasco Dias: Calm down. Thereās...no need to start the fight early. Fiona, next question to you. Weāre returning to the United States for the first time in 2020 for Night of the Immortals. Between America being something of an adopted home to you and your...flair for the dramatic, can we expect anything special in that department, or are you more focused on the competition side of things this year?
{Fiona keeps her stoicism intact despite Vascoās line of questioning, her eyes never peeling off the Womenās World title.}
Fiona McFly: Listen Vasco...at least my ādramaticsā are much, MUCH more entertaining than you subjecting our audiences to crude sex jokes every week whilst youāre on commentary.
{The crowd pops for that burn.}
Fiona McFly: Now Gabi...letās make one thing perfectly clear. I harbour no ill-will against you. I truly believe you to be a very, VERY tough nut to crack out there. But to me...it doesnāt matter if itās Virginia or you, my eyes are, have been, and always WILL be, focused on that prize. If you beat me, then more power to you. But no matter what happens, Iām GOING to come out of this moment with no more regrets about the past, but with great pride in knowing that I CAN -- and WILL -- hang with the best and become the best.
{Gabriela chuckles, nodding, and leans forward a bit, meeting Fionaās gaze calmly.}
Gabriela Luna: And make no mistake, Tejana. Iām going to make sure that when that light gets as bright as it goddamn gets, that itās my waist that lights up. Iāve worked my entire life to get this. To be this. It aināt just about achieving a victory, itās about achieving a moment. We both got a life history of getting pissed on, Fi. Itās ugly, itās bloody, and it aināt ever been worth it. But Iāve made up my mind whatās going to happen. You can go out there and kill all them ghosts, but La FĆ©nix rises every single time. I aināt done yet. Not a single fucking chance.
{Fiona stands up, her eyes not even letting off from the title belt, and places her left hand firmly on the right-handed sleeve of her shirt.}
Fiona McFly: We BOTH have had our journeys, our ups and downs, in order to get here. But if itās the phoenix youād like to invokeā¦
{The crowd roars as Fiona rolls up her right sleeve, revealing her tattoo of the McFly Family Crest -- an image of a rising phoenix surrounded by an olive branch, featuring the Latin inscription āAlius die morieturā (āDie another dayā).}
Fiona McFly: Weāll see which phoenix wants it more, this Sunday.
{The two women stare each other down. Fiona has maintained her demeanour throughout the proceedings -- much to Vascoās shock. Gabi has a confident expression on her face, her eyes cutting through FIonaās like laser on crystal. Yet much to Vascoās disappointment...neither woman fired a single shot at each other!}
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SINGLES MATCH
Dirk Manly vs Grave Roberts
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{ The IWFN logo appears on the screen as āAmerican Idiotā begins to play at the entire arena erupts into rapturous boos as Dirk Manly emerges from behind the curtain onto the stage. Dirk is quickly followed by a cameraman and a personal assistant. As Dirk makes his way down to the ring his PA passes him a flask which he tosses back at them nonchalantly as he sneers at the nearby fans. Dirk climbs into the ring, followed by his PA who does some last minute touch ups to his moustache before carefully removing his sunglasses and returning to ringside with the IWFN cameraman as Dirk prepares for the start of the match. }Terri Morasco: I hate this guy.
Vasco Dias: How can you hate Dirk Manly!? Heās a national treasure.
Terri Morasco: Yeah, sureā¦
{ Now Let Them Tremble by All that Remains hits and Grave Roberts makes his way to the ring. }Terri Morasco: Grave Roberts is still looking for his first win here in IWF.
Vasco Dias: And he wonāt be getting it tonight against the undefeated Dirk Manly!
{ Weāve got rookie referee Daubrey Nedwards calling the action on this match but as soon as she rings the bell Dawson Raines jumps up onto the apron to get Graveās attention! }Terri Morasco: So Dirkās crew canāt even wait five seconds to get involved!?
Vasco Dias: Theyāre protecting a national treasure!
{ Daubrey begins to argue with Dawson while Maria Lopez hands Dirk a slap jack. Manly comes up behind Grave who is yelling at Dawson and clubs Roberts across the back of the head and rolls him up! Dawson jumps down and Daubrey turns to make the three count!!!! }Vasco Dias: And Dirk Manly with a big win going into Night of the Immortals!!!
Terri Morasco: Youāve got to be kidding me!!!
Vasco Dias: What an incredible display of talent!!!
Terri Morasco: Ridiculousā¦
{ Dirk quickly rolls out of the ring to celebrate with his staff as he yells āUNDEFEATED!!!ā into the camera. }------------------------------------
SEGMENT
Rob Diamond has a challenge for Ethan King
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{ The lights in the arena start to strobe pink when- }"YOO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!"
{ Wannabe by Spice Girls the Punk Goes 90's version hits the loud speakers. Rob Diamond comes strutting out through the curtain and does a little spin on his heels before coming to a stop. }Alison Valance: On his way to the ring, weighing in at two hundred and five pounds, he is the BLOOD SOAKED CINDERELLA OF PRO WRESTLING!!! ROB DIAMOND!!!!
{ Rob stands there for several moments as the crowd cheers for him before walking down to the ring sporting a brand new āJAKE CONWAY IS A COWARDā t-shirt with matching custom high top sneakers available at prowrestlingtees.com. Rob walks up the steps and climbs into the ring with a mic in hand. }Rob Diamond: Cut my music!
{ The music dies as the crowd murmurs. }Rob Diamond: Iām not out here to cut a fancy damn promo. Iām out here to make a goddamn challenge! Ethan King!
{ Rob looks toward the stage set up. }Rob Diamond: You and me at Night of the Immortals! No count outs! No DQ! Pin falls count anywhere! GRUDGE MATCH!!!!
{ Rob isnāt being paid by the hour tonight as he glares toward the stage waiting for Ethanās answer. There are a few long moments of deafening silence as Rob stares at the entrance, waiting... before the cackling laughter that opens The Emperor's New Clothes rings through the arena. The audience roars into a mix of cheers and boos as the lights go down, and a spotlight shines from the ceiling towards the ramp. No. Not the rampā¦ }Vasco Dias: "Look up there!"
{ Perched on top of the Imperatron like an insane gargoyle, Ethan King leers at Rob Diamond, his scraggly hair hanging in unkempt locks around his unshaven face. He slowly rises to standing, never breaking eye contact with Rob as his face contorts into a mask of insane rage mixed with giddy, psychotic anticipation. Slowly, he raises a mic to his mouth. }Ethan King: ".... Yyyyeeeeeeeeessssssss...."
{ The crowd cheers at the confirmation of the coming match, but Ethan slowly tilts his head to the side as he stares holes through Rob. }Ethan King: "ā« Wolves asleep amidst the trees... bats all a swaying in the breeze... but one soul lies anxious wide awake... fearing no manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths...ā«"
{ The spotlight snaps out. }Ethan King: "ā« He comes, he'll go, leave naught behind... But heartache and woe... Deep, deep woe... ā«"
{ Ethan's laughter rings through the arena as we head to a break with Rob locking eyes with his future opponent. }------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
James Gilmore vs Billie Parris
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{ As Billie Parris awaits in the ring, an instrumental with hook version of "Shell Shocked" by Juicy J, featuring Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla $ign, begins to play, and a video package begins to play stock footage of waves crashing, followed by bolts of cloud-to-cloud lightning. }"Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked..."
{ As jets of water shoot out from all directions, we tsee James Gilmore stepping out onto the stage, posing along to the hip-hop tune, before high-fiving the crowd and walking down to the ring. }"(All for one when we fight together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(All for one when we ride together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(All for one when we fight together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(This family can bear any weather)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked..."
{ Once inside the ring, the Islander alum points heavenward, taking in the moments as he waits for the bell. } Terri Morasco: Billie Parris is gonna get a huge opportunity tonight against a two-time StrongStyle Champion and, perhaps more importantly, a leading contender for the 2020 Joker in the Pack!
Vasco Dias: Stranger things have happened, Terri...
[DING-DING-DING!!!]
{ When the bell rings, Billie gets his golden opportunity to showcase his brand to the world. The Islander alum is caught off-guard by the ex-Performance Center recruit at first, winding up on the wrong end of a pair of dropkicks followed up closely by a pair of snap suplexes. Parris hits Gilmore with a running enzugiri and goes for the cover, only to get a two-count from referee Blue Shoes. }Vasco Dias: I told you so!
Terri Morasco: It's highly unlikely that JJ's gonna give an inch here. After all, this is his chance to close out the European tour with a bang!
{ And indeed...James closes out his tour with a flourish! Billie is eventually overwhelmed by the ex-Islander's unique hybrid of brawling prowess and technical ingenuity, highlighted perfectly with JJ executing a flying clothesline off the top buckle! After softening Parris up with a trio of high-ranged vertical suplexes, he runs up and nails Billie from behind with his patented backwards hurracanrana! }Terri Morasco: SHELLSHOCKER!!!
Vasco Dias: Welp, he's toast...
{ James goes for the cover... }1...!
2...!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[DING-DING-DING!!!]
{ "Shellshocked" begins playing once more as Gilmore celebrates! }------------------------------------
SEGMENT
Steve Awesome and Angel Blake contract signing for the IWF Mens World Title Match
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{ We come back from the final commercial break to a close up of Vasco and Terri at the commentators booth. }Terri Morasco: Technically speaking we have a contract signing between Angel Blake and Steve Awesome scheduled for the main event tonight.
Vasco Dias: But everyone knows those never end the way theyāre supposed to.
Terri Morasco: So instead Eddie D. scratched the whole thing, said the match is a go and invited Steve Awesome out to the ring to reply to what Angel did and said last week.
Vasco Dias: Normally Iām 100% behind whatever God wants to do butā¦ Interrupting what was ostensibly a eulogy was bad form.
Terri Morasco: It was disgusting and I canāt wait to see Steve Awesome kick Angel Blakeās painted up ass!
{ All the lights in the arena die out and the fans in attendance start chanting
his name. }"AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!"
{ Dramatic Pause. }"REGRETS I'VE HAD MINE!"
{ The lights in the arena explode to life as they flash green and black to the beat as Steve Awesome comes walking out with the World title over his shoulder and a look of intensity on his face as the to the chorus of "Full of Regrets" by Danko Jones hits. }Lonely nights/ and a whole lot of wasted time!
If you see her wont you tell her for me/
It's better this way to avoid all the misery
{ The chorus plays again as Steve walks down to the ring. The guitar starts soloing and Steve hops into the ring. Steve is handed a mic and stands there for a few moments as his music dies down. Steve stands in the ring, his head hung low, his free hand stuffed in his pocket. }Steve Awesome: You donāt have to worryā¦.Iām not here to feel sad and bring the emotion downā¦.because you see tonight is differentā¦.
{ He aggressively stomps toward the hard camera. }Steve Awesome: IāM MAD AS FUCKING HELL, RIGHT NOW!!
{ The crowd pops a bit as Steve Awesome glares into the camera. }Terri Morasco: Damn right!
Vasco Dias: Ahhh, thatās not good!
{ Steve paces back and forth in the ring. }Steve Awesome: Iām gonna spare everyone the long back story and cut straight to the chase.
{ Steve glares into the hard camera again. }Steve Awesome: ANGEL BLAKE! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! Iām not waiting for Immortals, we are doing this shit right NOW!
{ The crowd pops for the Night of Immortals main event to happen right now and Steve paces back and forth in the ring like a caged lion, waiting for a response. }Steve Awesome: You think you're in my head, you big painted up son of a bitch? Maybe you are? Or maybe Iām one step ahead? Who cares, all I know is, I want your gothic, hot topic, microscopic dick having ass out here, NOW!
{ Suddenly the lights go completely out in the arena as the orchestra version of Gateways begins to quietly play. Angel then appears on the tron with a terrible grin etched across his pale, painted face. In the ring, Steve Awesome has a still, fixated stare on the number one contender and a permanent scowl. }Angel Blake: āI am sorry to disappoint youā¦ā
āBut what you wantā¦ā
āAnd what you getā¦ā
āAre profoundly differentā¦ā
{ Blake sits back upon his throne of bones and skulls.}Angel Blake: āYou will wait for meā¦ā
āAs Tommy once waited for youā¦ā
āYou willā¦..what?ā
{ Suddenly, Steve Awesome falls forward in the ring? And when he does, you realize heās very flat. }Terri Morasco: Is he a cardboard cut out? What the?
Vasco Dias: Oh I see. When the lights were out, Steve must have swapped himself out with some kind of cardboard cutout stand. Maybe the world champion really is a step ahead of God?
Terri Morasco: Well that was a pretty smart move. But it begs the question, if thatās just a cardboard cut out of the champion, then where is the real Steve Awesome?
{ Angel looks just as confused as everyone else but before God could react in anyway the door to the room he was in swings open and crashes into the wall! Steve Awesome stood in the open doorway. }Steve Awesome: Surprise you son of a bitch!!
{ Steve Awesome damn near leaps across the room and collides into Angel! He starts raining punches into Angel! God fires back with right hands of his own! }Terri Morasco: OH MY GOD! Steve and Angel! Steve and Angel! Our Night of the Immortals main event is happening in the locker room right now!
Vasco Dias: Nooo! Get security in there!
{ Both men trade rapid fire punches and shove and push each other into the walls and lockers and break everything that wasnāt nailed down. }Terri Morasco: Itās a riot back there! Someone break that up before they kill each other!!
Vasco Dias: Yeah! People have already paid their money to see these two kill each other at Night of the Immortals 7 next week!!
{ Security finally rush in and it takes them a couple tries but they finally get between Steve Awesome and Angel Blake. Both men still try to squirm out the guards arms and it takes a couple more guards to finally keep them in place. }Steve Awesome: Your ass is mine, Blake!
Angel Blake: I will bury you next to the boy!
{ Fade out on the two men glaring daggers at each other as an entire security team struggle to hold them back. }[/font]
Well howdy there pardner.