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The triad speaks.
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Darkness surrounds the arena as fans gasp when the sound of a gong is heard. Little girl giggling is heard as they recite an old poem.Girls: “Ring around the Rosie, Pockets full of posies, Ashes, Ashes, WE ALL FALL DOWN!”They keep repeating the poem. Over and over again. Subtle ash starts falling in the arena. The audience yells. Suddenly a gong hits as everyone looks around to see what is going to happen. Static appears on the Tron as a silhouette of three girls holding hands and skipping appears. A white line comes across each blackened face and over time morphs into a smile. Then it starts moving. Girl: “ He warned you about Fate. All of you. These last 3 weeks. Repeatedly. He has destroyed everyone you’ve put in front of him. Fate has guided him well as she has guided us. We use the strings of Fate to lead everyone. Sometimes someone’s string is stronger than others. Sometimes strings come together and knot. Strong strings swallow up the weaker ones making it tougher and less likely to break over time. Us three weave the strong ones until the ultimate knot is made. The perfect one. You’ve seen it wrestle. Destroy the weaker strings. Make them Face Fate. The Triad of Fate is our formal title. We wear it with pride. Let’s hope Fate doesn’t swallow you up.”The poem comes back as the girls silhouette fade into the static.SINGLES MATCH
Almir Sayed makes his triumphant return to a Sacrifice ring!
Almir Sayed vs Nu Zasshu
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{ We skip over the normal show opening and instead go right into a highlight reel of Almir Sayed set to his theme music. We see his many and varied wins over men like Scott Handsome and Jabroni Jim as well as his epic performance in the jobber gauntlet match! }Vasco Dias: Welcome to monday night sacrifice or as I will be referring to for the next several minutes, the Triumphant Return of Almir Sayed!!!
Terri Morasco: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. I’d never encourage anyone to change the channel-
Vasco Dias: Then don’t!
{ We see Almir’s opponent, Nu Zasshu is already in the ring waiting for Almir. }Vasco Dias: Almir Sayed has been sidelined for personal reasons since Night of the Immortals-
Terri Morasco: Nursing several injuries caused by Nighthawk in their pure wrestling match.
Vasco Dias: Rampant speculation and fake news!
Terri Morasco: Actually I spoke to our head doctor just the other day about-
Vasco Dias: Enough fake news, Terri!
{ “Snake Charmer” by Annon Domini begins to play as Haseem steps out through the curtain to boos from the live audience. }Haseem: It is my honor, my privilege, my sacred duty to introduce to you the MONEY MAKER!!! ALMIR!!! SAYED!!!
{ With that, Almir steps out through the curtain with arms thrown out and his head held back. The crowd boos him like crazy as he looks out with a smile. Together the two men head down the ramp and toward the ring. Haseem runs ahead to hold down the second rope for his companion. Almir enters the ring and drops to his knees in the center, arms out as Haseem demands the crowd respect him! }Vasco Dias: Almir Sayed looks to be in the best shape of his life!
Terri Morasco: And shockingly stable after his brutal encounter with Night-
Vasco Dias: Don’t say that name!
Terri Morasco: Fine, whatever.
{ Almir continues to gloat as Nu Zasshu glares at him. The official tonight is Rince Vusso who calls for the bell. Nu Zasshu comes right out of his corner but Almir leap frogs over him. Nu Zasshu hits the turnbuckles and turns right into a step up enzugiri in the corner! }Vasco Dias: Almir Sayed saw Nu Zasshu coming a mile away!
Terri Morasco: Is Nu Zasshu anyone we would know?
Vasco Dias: He’s an accomplished former Man of Steel champion via persona rights.
Terri Morasco: No, that was Akihiro-
Vasco Dias: Look at Almir with that running boot!
{ Almir hits a running big boot on Nu Zasshu and then a springboard disaster kick! Nu Zasshu goes down and Almir makes the cover but pulls Nu Zasshu up at to much to the chagrin of the fans. }Vasco Dias: Almir is giving his opponent a chance!
Terri Morasco: Sure.
{ Almir pulls Nu Zasshu up who starts to lay in knife edge chops on Sayed over and over and drives him backward into the corner. Almir then fires off an elbow shot across the jaw of Nu Zasshu and then a deep arm drag takedown! Almir climbs out onto the apron and signals for a signature move! Nu Zasshu starts to get up and Almir slingshots himself back into the ring with the High Rise! }Vasco Dias: Almir hit the High Rise!
Terri Morasco: I’ve got to admit that looked impressive.
{ Almir pulls Nu Zasshu up to his feet and drops him with Pay Dirt! }Vasco Dias: Stunning impaler ddt!
{ Almir again rolls Nu Zasshu over for the cover but pulls him up at two. }Vasco Dias: Almir is such a noble competitor.
Terri Morasco: I really hate you.
{ Almir pulls Nu Zasshu up to his feet and gives him a little golf clap before grabbing Nu Zasshu for the MONEY MAKER!!! Nu Zasshu is down and Rince Vusso counts the three!!! }Haseem: It is my absolute honor to announce the triumphant return and absolute victory of ALMIR SAYED!!!!!
{ Almir stands up as the crowd boos him. }Vasco Dias: These people need to respect the great athlete that is Almir Sayed!
Terri Morasco: They have the right to boo whoever they want!
Vasco Dias: I entirely disagree!
{ Almir doesn’t look happy that he’s being booed and asks for the mic from Haseem. }Almir Sayed: Boo all you damn well please you redneck hicks! The fact of the matter is the Foundation of the Federation is back and winning again! And it is only a matter of time before I am the World Television Champion!
{ Almir throws the mic as his music plays. }Terri Morasco: Almir Sayed firing a shot across the nose of Warren Kane.
Vasco Dias: Good, it’s about damn time someone put Warren in his place.
{ Almir throws his arms out in celebration as his music plays. }-------------------------------------
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Does Being InFamous have a plan part 1?
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{ A 2020 model Winnebago, featuring a sticker that reads “SOUL MAN’S RV RENTALS,” pulls up into the Smoothie King Center parking garage. Out of the right-side entrance door pops Women’s World Champion Fiona McFly, and her fellow Being Infamous passengers -- Rob, Mens World Champion Steve Awesome, and James -- follow suit. Fiona turns around to address the three men. }Fiona McFly: Okay guys...tonight’s the night. I expect that you three will all stick to the plan, right?! ‘Cos otherwise…
{ Fiona stares daggers into Steve, specifically. }Fiona McFly: ...I’ll break them.
{ She then turns to James, who’s seen snickering at Steve’s expense. }Fiona McFly: Don’t think you’re getting off scot-free either, JJ. Fuck this up...and I’ll rip
yours off too.
Steve Awesome: Oh cram it, Fiona. You won't do anything. Besides, this plan is foolproof! That means not even Gilmore can mess it up. Are you ready Rob?”
{ Steve wraps an arm around his buddy. Rob grins but his eyes show that he’s ready for a fight. }Rob Diamond: Oh you damn right!
Steve Awesome: Good.
{ Steve raises his fist, looks at it and smiles. }Steve Awesome: I can't wait for this baby to meet Roberto Verona up close and personal.
{ The four start to head toward the back entrance of the arena where the talent normally come in. Fiona stops the others at a corner and peers around. }Fiona McFly: All right, here’s our chance. Everyone remember their part to play?
Rob Diamond: Hell yeah.
James Gilmore: Yup.
Steve Awesome: Can we draw straws again?
Fiona McFly: No! You drew the short straw and that’s that! When the signal’s given, I’ll be going in to do some recon work...
{ Steve rolls his eyes as we side swipe to a new angle. Four security guards are patrolling the rear entrance at the strict orders of the Powers that Be when- }Rob Diamond: Get help!!!
{ Rob Diamond comes around the corner with Steve Awesome slung over his shoulder seemingly bleeding from his hairline. }Rob Diamond: My friend is hurt, please get help!
{ The guards move in but then Rob sling shots Steve forward who takes down two guards with a double drop kick! Rob then comes in with a double spear on the other two! }Rob Diamond and
Steve Awesome: YEAH!
{ The two of them fist bump like it was old times. James comes running up for the next part of the plan. }James Gilmore: I got the keys!
Rob Diamond: Is Fi ready to go?
James Gilmore: She’s got subterfuge duty -- we just gotta open the door.
Steve Awesome: This is going to be amazing!
{ Rob, Steve and James drag the four guards behind a dumpster and when they reemerge they are now wearing their uniforms with hats and sunglasses to complete the disguise. }Steve Awesome: Bertie and the gothic goons will never see us coming.
{ Steve remarks as we take a break. }-------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
1k Word Limit
Nighthawk vs Grave Roberts
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Alison Valance: “This next contest is scheduled for one fall with no time limit.”
{Now Let Them Tremble by All that Remains hits and Grave Roberts makes his way to the ring. }
Alison Valance: “Introducing first, from the Wrong Side of the Tracks and weighing in at 240 pounds….. ‘Nuclear Heat’ Grave Roberts!”
{As the opening lines of “Are You Ready (The Beautiful Setting Sun Intro)” by Minmi boom out over the sound system, Nighthawk walks out carefully with his face covered by an orange-and-white hood and looks at the sold-out crowd with a happy smile on his face that slowly fades as he gets himself into the zone. Walking to the ring carefully, his hands hitting the outstretched hands of the fans in the front row, the Hawaiian calmly ascends the top turnbuckle on the outside before removing his hood and raising one finger above his head and then moving to his corner where he removes his jacket and allows the referee to check him for foreign objects.}
Alison Valance: “His opponent, from Honolulu, Hawaii and weighing in at 205 pounds….. ‘The Master of 1000 Holds’……‘The Wrestling Genius’ Nighthawk!”
{Almost as soon as the referee finishes checking Nighthawk, Grave Roberts charges him only to see Nighthawk step out of the corner and counter with a flash Concussion on Demand. Landing two more really quickly the Hawaiian waits until Grave staggers out of the corner right into an Orange Crush Bomb that gets a three-count.}
Vasco Dias: Damn!
Terri Morasco: Hawk isn't getting paid by the hour, that's for sure!
Alison Valance: “The winner of the match….. ‘The Wrestling Genius’ Nighthawk!”
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Jack Ferriman demands Scott Handsome meets him in the ring.
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{ The camera comes on to Jack Ferriman standing in the middle of the IWF ring. He looks pissed as hell and is pacing back and forth. }
Terri Morasco: If you are just joining us now, Jack Ferriman stormed down to the ring not too long ago and he looked angry.
Vasco Dias: I think they have eyes, Terri.
Terri Morasco: I’m just filling them in.
Vasco Dias: And doing a terrible job, as always.
{ Jack takes the mic and puts it up to his mouth. }
Jack Ferriman: Scott Handsome, you stupid son of a bitch. I’m tired of this game. Get your ass out here to the ring and face me!
Terri Morasco: Ah, so this is because he’s angry at Scott Handsome.
Vasco Dias: Terri. They have ears. Did you fall and hit your head? What is wrong with you?
Terri Morasco: People on twitter are saying we don’t discuss enough of what is happening.
Vasco Dias: They are morans. If they need things spoon-fed to them they can go watch a Steve Awesome promo.
Terri Morasco: You… you really are turning to the Powers That Be, aren’t you?
{ Jack glares at the ramp. }
Jack Ferriman: I know you can hear me! Get your butt down here!
{ It’s not going to suck itself hits as Scott Handsome saunters out onto the ramp with his aviators on. }
Scott Handsome: Yeah, I can hear you, I just don’t give a damn!
Jack Ferriman: So you’re just going to be an asshole but not be man enough to have a match about it?
{ Scott half laughs. }
Scott Handsome: Oh I’m more than man enough for you, small fry. I just don’t lower myself to the level of a Peter Criss cosplayer!
{ Jack’s body language changes. }
Jack Ferriman: We get it. You think I look like Kiss. You keep copying your personality off Steve Awesome and keep revisiting the same well of jokes over and over again because it got a laugh once. You don’t want to fight in the ring?”
{ Jack slides out of it stepping forward. }
Jack Ferriman: I have no fucking problem beating you bloody anywhere.
{ Scott backs up a half step. }
Scott Handsome: Hey now, good looking. No need to get personal. It’s not my fault they kicked Peter Criss out of the band on three separate occasions!
{ With that Jack tosses his mic and runs up the ramp toward Scott Handsome! }
Terri Morasco: Jack has had enough!
{ Scott goes to take off but Jack is way faster than Scott and catches right at the entrance curtain and wallops him overhead the head with a punch! }
Vasco Dias: Hey! Jack can’t do that!
Terri Morasco: Sure looks like he can!
{ Jack starts to throw fists like it’s nobodies business and Scott is basically defenseless as Jack lights him up! }
Terri Morasco: Look at Ferriman go!
Vasco Dias: I am against this treatment of a star such as Scott Handsome!
Terri Morasco: Kick his ass!!!
{ Jack throws Scott down the ramp and Handsome scurries toward the ring. Jack comes running up behind Scott but Handsome throws a back elbow and then tosses Jack into the steps! }
Vasco Dias: Get him Scott!
{ Scott runs in with a knee lift but Jack moves and Scott hits the Steps! }
Terri Morasco: Handsome missed!
Vasco Dias: He could be seriously hurt!
{ Jack attacks Scott with a Lou Thez press and starts to rain down the shots on Scott Handsome as security finally makes their way out to break this thing up! }
Terri Morasco: Now they come out!?
Vasco Dias: Eddie D. has to protect his investments!
{ Security pulls Jack off but he throws them away and attacks Scott with another Lou Thez press and begins to punch him in the face again! }
Vasco Dias: This is assault!
Terri Morasco: This is professional wrestling!
{ Security pulls Jack off Scott again and this time they have him restrained. Scott gets up and is bleeding over his eye. Scott runs forward and kicks Jack right between the legs before security pulls Handsome away as well! }
Terri Morasco: A low blow by Scott!
Vasco Dias: What goes around comes around!
Terri Morasco: I am getting word that Eddie D. has ordered Jack Ferriman versus Scott Handsome at Bloody Assizes!
Vasco Dias: Scott didn’t agree to this match!
Terri Morasco: He doesn’t have a choice!
{ Jack is seething with hatred as Scott slowly backs away up the side of th ramp. }
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SINGLES MATCH
1k Word Limit
Gregor Winter vs Draco Wolfe
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Alison Valance: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Terri Morasco: This will be an interesting fight to witness. These two men are both new to the company and it will be interesting to see how it plays out.
Vasco Dias: Greggor made her opinion clear on Draco and both men stated they intended to win this match.
{As a bell tolls the lights go out. The sound of a chain being dragged on the ground is heard as Creature starts playing and the explosion pyro goes show off showing Draco Wolfe standing at the base of the ramp. He walks slowly to the ring dragging his chain to the ring. He sets the chain, pendant, and his coat on the steps as he gets in the ring. He just stares at the crowd as he raises one arm in the air.} Alison Valance: On his way down to the ring first, from Houston Texas… DRACO WOLFE!
Vasco Dias: Draco is a spooky and tall man.
Terri Morasco: I mean, he’s only 6’9’’.
{A short vignette of a Viking war ship arriving to a new land plays on the big screen. Two dozen warriors leap from the ship and run onto land, the sound of their boots on the gravel beach fills the arena. Slowly the sounds of boots becomes the drum and guitar intro of Out of The Black. Winter steps onto the top of the ramp as the lyrics begin. The Modern Day Viking is dressed for battle in a khaki colored “Modern Day Viking” t-shirt, desert camo cargo pants, and combat boots. A khaki colored boonie with his double bladed axe logo sits atop his unruly ginger mop. Gregor pumps his fist high in the air a back down three times, pyro erupting around him on each downward motion.
The pyro through he begins making his way towards the ring high fiving all of the “Little Vikings” along the way. Once at ring side he searches the crowd for one special kid to receive his boonie. The big man then climbs into the ring and cracks his neck a couple of times awaiting the bell.} Alison Valance: and finally on on the way down to the ring… the modern-day Viking… GREGGOR WINTER!
Terri Morasco: Greggor is also a big man.
Vasco Dias: Sure but not spooky.
{Greggor is stretching before the match and Draco is waiting for the bell to ring.} Terri Morasco:There is a clear tension between the two men inside the ring.
Vasco Dias: At least it’s not sexual tension.
{The Ref takes a step back and calls for the bell. The two men walk out of their corner and slowly circle each other. Draco goes to grapple Greggor who moves away from Draco.}
Vasco Dias: Good leg work from Greggor as always
{Draco goes for a roundhouse Kick but Greggor pops back up from the mat. Draco goes for a superman punch but Greggor manages to avoid it at the last second.} Vasco Dias: Greggor’s taking some hits but isn’t going down easy.
Terri Morasco: It’s a risky strategy.
{Greggor whips around with a Running Power Slam knocking Draco back. Draco jumps right up and both men tie it up again in the center of the ring.} Terri Morasco:Greggor has to be thinking about how to get out of this.
Vasco Dias: Greggor doesn’t look bothered to me.
{Greggor escapes Draco’s hold with an elbow strike. Draco stumbles backwards. Greggor takes a breathe before pulling a Delayed Vertical Suplex. } Vasco Dias: See? What did I tell you?
Terri Morasco:It’s clear that both of these men are dedicated to winning here. They both have something to prove here.
{Greggor hits Draco with Harley Race Knee Drop.} Terri Morasco:Greggor trying to ensure Draco stays down here.
{Greggor goes for the cover.
1
2
Thr-KICK OUT} Vasco Dias: that was likely closer than Draco wanted.
Terri Morasco: Greggor is trying to wear Draco out one way or another if this keeps up.
{Draco bumps back up and hits Greggor with a super kick. Draco kicks Greggor in the ribs hard causing a muffled sound of pain. Draco struggles to pull Greggor up but manages it} Vasco Dias: Draco going for something here.
{Draco hits Greggor with a Tail of the Dragon-, dropping him down to the mat.} Vasco Dias: OH!
Terri Morasco: Ow. That had to hurt.
{Greggor is slow to his feet and Draco sees an opening for a few strikes to Greggor’s midsection and brings Greggor down. Draco goes for a Dragon Choke.} Vasco Dias: Draco is putting his all out here.
Terri Morasco: He is trying to prove something and I’m certain he is.
{Greggor manages to get free of the hold. Draco hits him with a superman punch.} Vasco Dias: Draco is not letting up.
{Draco pulls Greggor up and sends him across the ring with a roundhouse Kick.
1!
2!
KICK OUT! } Vasco Dias: Just a two count.
{Greggor pulls Draco to her feet and looks for kick but Draco manages to catch his leg! Draco hits Greggor in the leg causing Greggor to back off. Draco grabs him by the throat and throws full mount rush. Draco looks for the pin.
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KICK OUT! } Vasco Dias: Boo! I was enjoying watching Draco go to town!
{They both get to their feet. Draco charges with another kick but Greggo dodges aand comes back with Alaskan Gold Rush followed by a Viking Funeral with Draco’s shoulders pressed to the mat.
1!
2!
3!!!} Vasco Dias: Boo. That count was quick! Quick I tell you!
Terri Morasco: It really wasn’t.
Alison Valance: Your winner Greggor Winters!!!
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And so we have a challenge.
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{As Nighthawk walks back to the locker room area after his bout with Grave Roberts the "Wrestling Genius" smiles when he is approached by Maria Iniesta. }Maria Iniesta: "Congratulations, Nighthawk. I have it on good authority that with your win tonight you have a Television Title shot coming up. Are there any comments you'd like to make?"
Nighthawk: "Yes there are. I've been roadblocked from titles and personal glory by Warren Kane. More times than I care to count, if I'm being honest. And so, if I am next in line for a TV title shot, I want it in a way that provides no flukes. I want a 2-out-of-three falls match. Thank you, Maria. Thank you so much."
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SINGLES MATCH
Mandi Matthews vs Dawn Halliwell
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{ Dawn and Mandi throw everything they can into this match. Both of the women are trading blows but there is no real clear sign who is getting the upper hand. }Terri Morasco: These two are pretty evenly matched it seems.
Vasco Dias: Hard to tell whose going to come out on top.
{ Mandi hits Dawn with a Mandi Matthews Experience}Vasco Dias: Dawn might be in trouble here!
Terri Morasco: Mandi is pulling out all the stops!
{ Mandi takes advantage and hits Dawn with a DIRTY DANCING DDT And the cover for ONE! TWO! THREE! }-------------------------------------
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Virginia wants to face someone at BA
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(The view changes to that of a press room, a small group of reporters milling aimlessly until the Imperial Diamond Champion, Virginia Stepanov walks out. She’s wearing a pair of black pants that lace up the sides and a torn up black t-shirt with a bright green sports bra underneath. Her championship was worn easily around her waist. She pulls out a chair and drops down into it, kicking her long legs up onto the table.)Virginia Stepanov: Alright here’s your big exclusive. Your new’s flash. Breaking news I’m sure. My dance card is wide open and I’m pissed about it. I’m trying to make this belt the most prestigious thing in wrestling right now. I mean, we are done fighting over men now, right? We got a stacked division. Dawn and I tore it up at Immortals. So where are you ladies?
(Virginia rolls her eyes in contempt as she scoffs.)Virginia Stepanov: I’m bored and I want a fight. So one of you better step up or I’m gonna go looking for one. Bloody Assizes is in a week. One of you ladies better put on your big girl panties and step up to catch these feet. No questions.
(Virginia pushes the mic to the floor before she bounces to her feet, sneers at the reporters and struts her way out.)-------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
1k Word Limit
With Almir Sayed and Haseem at ringside
Jayson "The Mail Man" Matthews vs Scott Handsome
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{ It Won't Suck Itself hits to strobe lights and streamers as Scott Handsome comes running out from behind the curtain playing air guitar and whipping his hair around. Scott slides on his knees in epic fashion then pops up to run down to the ring. Scott jumps to his feet and onto the second turnbuckle where he starts thrashing with his hair to the music. }Vasco Dias: Am I the only guy who loves Scott Handsome?
Terri Morasco: Yup.
Vasco Dias: But this guy is awesome!
Terri Morasco: He’s annoying and I hate him.
{ Scott waits in the ring as the lights go out and a spot light shines down on the stage where we see a mail truck drive out onto the ramp with Jayson Matthews behind the wheel. Almir Sayed and Haseem stand to either side of it throwing letters into the crowd. }Vasco Dias: I love this new character for the young upstart known as Jayson “The Mail Man” Matthews!
Terri Morasco: Again, he’s been wrestling for at least a decade.
Vasco Dias: Are you serious? How have I never heard of Jayson “The Mail Man” Matthews!?
Terri Morasco: Because you’re a mark…
{ Jayson begrudgingly slides out of the truck as Almir and Haseem tell him to get into character. Jayson then throws a smile on and starts to hand deliver mail to people at ring side. Once Jayson reaches the ring however, Scott Handsome comes flying out of the ring with a sucide dive!!! }Vasco Dias: Scott isn’t waiting for the Mail Man!
{ Daubrey Nedwards calls for the bell as Scott and Jayson begin to brawl outside of the ring! }Terri Morasco: Why did Daubrey start the match!?
Vasco Dias: Referee’s discretion!
{ Scott throws Jayson toward the apron but Jayson manages to jump up and push off the apron hitting Scott with a back elbow! Jayson pulls Scott up and throws him into the ring. Matthews gets up onto the apron and Almir yells “Hit the mail drop!” }Vasco Dias: Mail Drop!
{ Jayson rolls his neck in annoyance and then sling shots himself into the ring with a senton splash but Scott has had enough time to move! Jayson tries to get up but Scott hits him with a chop block! }Vasco Dias: Nice chop block by Handsome!
Terri Morasco: Why can’t Almir just let Jayson wrestle as himself!?
Vasco Dias: Because no one cares about regular Jayson Matthews!
{ Scott gloats to the crowd as Almir yells at Matthews! Scott goes to grab Jayson and Matthews pulls him into a school boy. Scott kicks out at two. The two are both up and Matthews goes for the JME but again Almir yells “SPECIAL DELIVERY!” Jayson sighs and goes for a pump kick but Scott side steps it and grabs Jayson with a scoop slam and then a snap elbow drop! }Terri Morasco: Just let Jayson be himself!
Vasco Dias: Never!
{ Almir is getting frustrated on the outside and tells Haseem to grab the mail bag. Scott pulls Jayson up to his feet and starts to go for Indecent Exposure but Jayson buts him off with a superkick! Then a JME! Then a Ribkracker! }Terri Morasco: Look at Jayson go!!!
Vasco Dias: This is a disaster!
{ Haseem gets up on the apron to distract Daubrey as Almir throws Jayson a now loaded mail bag. Jayson says “But he’s down!” and Almir responds “Use the bag!” Haseem is keeping Daubrey’s attention while Jayson slowly picks up the load mail bag. Almir keeps yelling at him to use it. Jayson turns and Scott catches him with the Untoward Sword! Haseem drops down as Almir throws his hands up. Scott goes to the ropes and hits the FGNLT!!! Scott covers and gets the three count! }Terri Morasco: Jayson had this match won!
Vasco Dias: He did if he managed to listen to Almir.
Terri Morasco: He didn’t want to cheat!
Vasco Dias: Then he’s an idiot!
{ Scott rolls out of the ring and celebrates as Almir and Haseem just shake their heads and walk away. Jayson sits up and just shakes his head, dumbfounded. }-------------------------------------
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Pride
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{Lady Gaga's Born This Way begins to play as bright, colorful lights shine throughout the arena.}
Alison Valance: Ladies and gentlemen - please welcome IWF Alumni... Pandora Freeman and Astrid Hall!
{The crowd cheers as the two women step onto the entrance ramp arm in arm. Pandora might as well be a living rainbow, with lipstick and hair died in the colors of Pride. Astrid is a little more subdued, wearing jeans and a jacket, but carrying a large rainbow flag over her shoulder. She is walking with the assistance of a cane, and still has a small cranial brace around the top of her head. The two of them take to the ring, beaming and waving to the crowd before Alison hands Astrid a mic. She passes Pandora the flag and begins to speak.}Astrid Hall: Thank you... all... for such a wonderful and warm welcome. A couple weeks ago I got a call from my old job...
{she gestures to the crowd, resulting in another cheer}... and they made me an offer that I simply couldn't refuse. See, I've been working a long time on something - a project near and dear to my heart, and IWF called me and gave me a chance to make it even more of a reality. I'm not just wearing this pin - didn't come down here waving that flag - for show. June is the month of Pride, and the Imperial Wrestling Federation has offered me a chance to work with them to launch something special for just that occasion. I am proud to announce that this year IWF is launching a new initiative to help endangered LGBT youth around the world. Thousands of LGBT youth lose their homes and their families because of their sexuality or identity, leading to staggering rates of homelessness and suicides among that demographic. The IWF is hoping to help change that, by starting charities and assistance programs to reach out to the LGBT community of all ages and in all countries... to give them the help they need and the lives they deserve. And I am... deeply honored... to have been chosen to be the Ambassador for that program.
{The crowd cheers, and Astrid and Pandora soak in the warm welcome for a few long moments... before the lights shift slightly, and the sound of "Popular" by The Veronicas starts to play. The crowd's reaction turns a little mixed as Charity Crowne appears at the top of the ramp, strutting down to the arena before flipping through the ropes. Pandora steps forward, rage lining her face, but Astrid holds her back.}Astrid Hall: ... Charity.
Charity Crowne: Brute. Haven't seen you around much lately. Have to say I'm shocked. Insulted, really. Offended beyond my ability to contain that YOU of all people would be chosen to be the company's ambassador for such a program. I mean... after all. They have a MUCH better option for that right in front of them.
{Astrid snorts.}Astrid Hall: Of course you'd make this about yourself.
Charity Crowne: I'm just saying, darling - I suspect it would have been a better decision to choose an ambassador who's a bit more... actively involved in the company? I mean, you haven't wrestled a match in... what? A year? How'd that happen again? I just can't recall... {She tweaks the edge of Astrid's cranial brace with a peal of laughter}
Astrid Hall: Get out of my face, Crowne, before you regret it.
Charity Crowne: Or what? What are you going to do? You're too injured to do ANYTHING. One little bump is all it takes, remember? All that brain damage make you forget? I broke your skull, Brute. You're lucky you can WALK.
{Astrid sighs and nods slowly.}Astrid Hall: Yeah... yeah, you're right. I am lucky. Lucky to be walking. Lucky to have survived, really...
{She pauses, nodding to herself as she looks at the crowd around her.}Astrid Hall: But you know what I'm most lucky for, Charity?
Charity Crowne: Enlighten me.
Astrid Hall: I'm lucky... that I have a contract with a company who helped pioneer innovations into cranial reconstruction and rehabilitation thanks to its owner's family connections to Jessica Reed.
Charity Crowne: ... what?
{Astrid spins around and rips the cranial brace from her brow, tossing it to the side before driving her skull into Charity Crowne's nose! Charity falls to the ground as Astrid paces around her, wiping the blood from the bridge of her nose as she casually tosses the cane out of the ring!}Astrid Hall: It's like I said, Charity. I've been working HARD. On a project near and dear to my heart. And the IWF they, they did give me an offer I couldn't refuse. But it wasn't JUST this Pride initiative. It was also the chance to try something new. Something revolutionary. Because they were able to fix Jessica Reed and, well... they thought maybe they could fix me too. Risky? You bet. But it was worth it. And guess what, Charity? It worked.
{Astrid knees down directly over Charity, who is scrambling to back away as Astrid grins ferociously over her.}Astrid Hall: I'm CLEARED, fitte.
{She drops the mic on Charity's chest and stands, taking the flag back from Pandora as Fall Out Boy's "Phoenix" plays over the PA. The crowd roars with approval as she hops over the ropes and waves the flag triumphantly as the camera cuts to black.}-------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
Rosa De Luca vs Candy Kane
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{With Candy Kane awaiting her opponent in the ring, the arena goes dark before blue strobe lights flash wildly as A''Made For This'' by City Wolf goes through the arena before Rosa De Luca walks through the curtain to a rumble of the crowd extending her arms as the lights go back up. She walks the walk down to the ring and slides into her corner, waiting for the match to start.}Vasco Dias: There's a sense of tension in New Orleans, Terri.
Terri Morasco: Lots of people are wanting to know what Being Infamous has up their sleeve?!
Vasco Dias: And our Women's World Champion is openly working for them?!
Terri Morasco: Technically...Fiona
is a part of Being Infamous, the "Mama Bear" of the group. But we've got a match on our hands here, so--
[DING!!!]
{ Blue Shoes called for the bell to start this match. Candy Kane got some decent offense early on, toying with Rosa by firing off some nonchalant rights and lefts that back her into the corner before plastering her with an exploder suplex for a two-count. However, this momentum was short-lived as Rosa took compete control from the three minute mark onward, dazzling Candy with a snapmare followed up into a butterfly lock. Blue Shoes checks for a submission, but winds up calling for a break as Candy's foot found itself underneath the bottom rope. }Terri Morasco: You wonder what Rosa's got planned next?! She's looking to get into the Imperial Diamond title scene with a dominant performance here!
Vasco Dias: All I know is that Candy can dominate
me anytime...
Terri Morasco: Oh, will you STOP!?!
{ Candy looks helpless out there as Rosa continues to dominate. Placing her opponent into a double elevated chicken-wing, Rosa drops Candy with her patented double-knee gutbuster! The crowd cheers as Rosa goes for the cover... }1...!
2...!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWW...!!!!!!!!
Vasco Dias: Candy isn't done yet!
Terri Morasco: But Rosa ain't letting up!
{ Yep. It's "game over" for Candy Kane as far as Rosa is concerned. She grabs her opponent by the scruff of her neck and lifts her high in the air with her signature CIAO BELLE double choke-lift! Candy flails her arms in the air before winding up back on the canvas, courtesy of a huge slam! Rosa goes for the pin... }1...!
2...!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[DING-DING-DING!!!]
Terri Morasco: If Rosa's gonna find herself in a title match real soon, this was a good opening statement!
Vasco Dias: Now we're left to wonder what Being Infamous has planned...
{ "Made for This" booms throughout the Smoothie King Center as Rosa celebrates her big win! }-------------------------------------
SEGMENT
Does Being InFamous have a plan part 2?
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{ We open on the inside of the rear entrance to the arena with two guards checking to see if the door is locked but find it opened. }
Guard 1: Well this isn’t good.
{ The two guards pop the door to see no one is there. }
Guard 2: Where the hell are they!
{ Both guards turn to see James, Rob and Steve in their disguises creeping around. }
Guard 1: Hey idiots! You’re supposed to be watching this door in case those Being InFamous nerds show up!
{ The three members of Being InFamous turn to face the guards. }
Rob Diamond: Uhh…
James Gilmore: Dick here had bad catering, takin’ him to the doctor!
{ James points at Steve and then elbows him in the gut causing him to groan. }
Guard 2: Tell me he didn’t get the special!
Steve Awesome: I totally did.
Guard 2: Dammit.
{ Then four men in their underwear come piling in the rear exit. }
Guard 1: What the hell!?
Naked Guard 1: Those are the guys who took our uniforms!!!
Naked Guard 2: And kicked the shit out of us too!!!
{ All hell breaks loose from here. The guards give chase as JJ, Rob, and Steve race throughout the arena’s corridors! Meanwhile, the door is left wide open as Fiona saunters in with a cheeky grin on her mug, eating a po’boy sandwich as she adjusts her long-rimmed sunglasses. }
Fiona McFly: Have at it, boys…
{ She walks into the hallway and gazes her eyes upon the bulletin board. She looks at several Post-It Notes detailing several emergency meetings of the IWF Board of Directors. Just as she pulls down a white note-paper containing the status of the Hall of Fame-- }
Otto: Snooping around, I see...eh, Fiona?!
{ Fiona turned around and was greeted by Otto, wearing his “Guard Supervisor” uniform. }
Fiona McFly: Oh...I was just seeing what the Board had to say about this whole mess.
Otto: Meanwhile, your three boys are running loose around the arena.
Fiona McFly: It’s called “payback,” Otto.
{ Otto nodded as he took a sip from a bottle of water. }
Otto: Indeed...they ought to know they have allies in their midst -- myself included.
{ Fiona raises her brow. }
Fiona McFly: Allies?!
Otto: Yes...not everybody’s willing to bend the knee to those tyrants known as the PTB. In fact...the Board is gonna be holding a series of meetings on the very subject at hand. I can’t give full specifics though -- you’ll have to find your contact. All I can tell you is that he or she is the newest member of the Board.
{ Otto paused for a moment, taking a deep a breath and another sip. }
Otto: The Board member’s lounge is down the hallway. They’re on break right now -- you should take the time to find that contact. When you say “Otto”...that person will say “is the best!”
Fiona McFly: Then...we’ll have our winner.
Otto: Exactly! Happy hunting…
{ Otto leaves down another part of the hallway. Fiona sighed and shook her head before opening the door to the lounge. }
Fiona McFly: I wonder how the guys are doing…
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SINGLES MATCH
Vivienne Rodgers vs Diamond Steele
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{ Diamond Steele and Vivienne Rodgers starts off with Viv taking control early. She easily over powers the smaller Diamond Steele who can’t quite seem to get her footing under her in the early portion of the match. Viv would capture Diamond in the corner of the ring with several back elbow shots. Viv would then rip Diamond out of the corner with a two handed choke toss but Diamond would manage to land on her feet and spring out of the landing with a corner dropkick. From there it was all Diamond Steele with fast paced offense. Diamond hit a tornado ddt, a springboard crossbody block. Steel would then light Vivienne up with martial arts style kicks and hit a float over neckbreaker. Diamond almost got the three there but Vivienne powered out. Diamond set up her finisher but Vivienne caught her with a Rainbow and then the Reflection and a close two count of her own. Vivienne then started to set up her own finish looking for a power bomb but Diamond reversed it into a pin hurricanrana pin attempt and a close two. }
Terri Morasco: Diamond Steele is really giving her all against the former champ!
Vasco Dias: Steele is looking good but she needs to keep the pressure on!
{ Diamond Steele catches Vivienne with a float over ddt and goes for the ankle lock but Vivienne is able to escape to the ropes. Vivienne goes to the outside and Diamond comes in off the corner but Rodgers catches her with a clothesline out of mid air. Rodgers drags the limp body of Diamond out onto the apron with her and pulls her up for a sickening power bomb on the apron! }
Vasco Dias: Diamond Steele’s back may be broken!
Terri Morasco: That was a hard landing!
{ Vivienne brings Diamond back into the ring and plants Steele with RAISE YOUR GLASS And the cover for ONE! TWO! THREE! }
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Does Being InFamous have a plan part 3?
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{ As the chase continues on, Fiona is in the IWF Board Lounge, a quiet place in the midst of the chaos. With Otto’s instructions in mind, she cautiously walks through the open doorway and comes up to an aide in a black business suit. }Fiona McFly: Otto.
{ The plucky young female aide giggled and shook her head. }Aide #1: Otto-matic transmission. Sorry, I drive a stick.
{ Fiona laughed softly as she continued onward. She eventually came up to a husky-looking male wearing a white polo shirt and blue jeans. }Fiona McFly: Otto.
Aide #2: Otto von Bismarck -- DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!! Bwaahahahahaaa…!!!!
{ The second aide cackled hysterically before marching out of the room. Fiona felt a bit flustered for a moment before continuing on, eventually walking towards a woman wearing a red dress, who was standing next to a large framed painting of Tom Benson, the late owner of the New Orleans Saints and Pelicans franchises. }Fiona McFly: Otto.
{ The woman turned around, revealing herself to be none other than-- }Yulia Malakova: Is the best! I hope my aides did not bother you too much…
{ We have a winner…Fiona muttered to herself as Yulia -- James Gilmore’s wife and IWF’s Travel Coordinator -- chuckled softly before placing a stick of bubblegum into her mouth. She spoke slowly, utilising a heavy Siberian accent. }Yulia Malakova: How are JJ and those other two dashing men doing…?!
Fiona McFly: Oh, I think they’re having fun being chased by guards. Gives them a good workout…
Yulia Malakova: Any sane person would not want to have the pleasure of training with those three. They would see watching this sausage party as a babysitting job.
{ Fiona laughed. }Fiona McFly: …
pffft...oh, I very much
enjoy playing referee to those guys. Besides, I’ve got a method or two to keep them all in-line. How are things on the Board holding up?
Yulia Malakova: Not everybody is convinced that the Powers That Be wishes to disrupt the fun, lively competitive spirit IWF has had for the past year, but I wonder…
why. Why would a strong-willed woman like yourself put your own neck on the line for Being Infamous?
{ Fiona sighed, really taking the time to think long and hard before answering. }Fiona McFly: If it weren’t for them...I...I don’t know if I’d be alive today.
Yulia Malakova: Hrmm...an acceptable answer. With time and training, I am sure you’ll expand upon it.
{ Fiona and Yuila both giggled cheekily. }Fiona McFly: You know, I’m happy you’re the Travel Coordinator. With a tact like that, you’d make for a lousy marriage counselor…
{ Yulia laughed out loud as her Android phone began to buzz an alarm. She cleared her throat and grabbed her silver-shaded leather purse. She reached inside, pulled out a small unmarked box, and turned back to Fiona. }Yulia Malakova: I have to go -- the meeting will start soon. Please be sure to give this care package to the men.
Fiona McFly: I will indeed…
{ Fiona gently took the package and watched as Yulia left the room. She took a few moments to retrain her thoughts -- only for the meditation period to be interrupted as a song began playing from her iPhone. }”If there’s somethin’ strange
In the neighborhood
Who’re ya gonna call…?!”{ The Ghostbusters theme played on -- and that was Fiona’s alarm. She power-walked out of the corridor and towards the employee’s parking garage, where a large vehicle -- about the size of a Blue Bird All-American school bus -- was waiting. It was covered in a black tarp to avoid detection by the cameras. Reaching through the curtain, she pushed the button and a sliding side door opened up. Upon stepping inside, she turned on the interior LED lighting system, revealing five distinct captain’s chairs -- one for the driver, one for JJ, Rob, and Steve, and a spare passenger seat. The vehicle itself was well-equipped with wi-fi, A/C and heat, and various other luxuries -- including a 55-inch ultra high-def TV. Fiona sat down in the air-ride driver’s seat and started up the Cummins diesel motor, which roared to life. She then pulled out her iPhone and sent a text message to JJ, telling him and the gang to meet her at this spot. }Fiona McFly: Now, I wait…
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EXTREME RULES MATCH
With Abraxes on "commentary"
Nick Knight vs Warren Suffering
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{We return from a commercial break with Warren Suffering already in the ring, pacing slightly in his corner.}Alison Valance: The following contest is an Extreme Rules Match! Already in the ring is Warren Suffering!
Terri Morasco: Warren looking game to start against the Hollywood Butcher tonight Vasco
Vasco Dias: How are they going to do this to us?
Terri Morasco: What do you mean? I figured you would be in favor of this match?
Vasco Dias: Forget about the match, I don’t want to be near Abraxes again!
{The opening chords of “Momma Said Knock You Out” hits over the arena sound system as Nick Knight steps onto the entrance ramp. “The Hollywood Butcher” is showered with boos from the fans that at another time in another place adored him. Dressed in old school black trunks with and blackt-shirt that reads Uber Heel in purple . Nick slowly moves towards the ring some fans on the aisle still reach to high five the once fan favorite, but they do not exist in Knight’s world. He is 100% focused on the battle ahead of him and never looks out from beneath the trademark towel draped over his head.}Alison Valance: On his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 lbs. From Chicago, IL he is The Hollywood Butcher, Nick Knight!
Terri Morasco: I’m sure he can be a professional?
Vasco Dias: He tried to attack me last time!
{“The Hollywood Butcher” reaches ring side and climbs onto the apron. Out of respect for the hollowed ground that his the squared circle he wipes his feet before stepping between the top and middle ropes. Ripping away the towel his stares {either across the ring or down the entry ramp} at his opponent as he bounces from foot to foot waiting for the action to start.}Terri Morasco: Nick Knight looking ready to go tonight. This is sure to be a violent spectacle.
Vasco Dias: Of course it is. Nick Knight grew up in the extreme environment of Japan. Warren Suffering is going to get destroyed.
{The lights in the arena start to flicker and then the power cuts out.}Vasco Dias: Oh no… Terri Hold me!
Terri Morasco: Get a hold of yourself Vasco…
{The lights kick back on, revealing Abraxes sitting between Terri and Vasco, staring intently at the ring. Both commentators jump in surprise at the creature suddenly in their midst. The ref, a veteran of the weird that happens just signals for the bell.}Vasco Dias: Dirk Manly was right! This is a hostile work environment!
Terri Morasco: Er… thank you for joining us tonight?
{Abraxes simply clicks his teeth together, staring down at the ring towards The Hollywood Butcher. Nick Knight is leaning against the ropes, pointing a finger at Abraxes and staring right back. Warren Suffering looks around for a moment and decides to take advantage of the situation by charging at Nick Knight’s back and drilling his with a forearm smash to the back of Knight’s head. Nick pauses, looking irritated before he slowly turns back towards Warren who backs down slightly as he realizes the mistake he made. He starts to bring his hands up before Nick Knight grabs a handful of his hair and slams into him with a thunderous headbutt, dropping the other man to the mat.}Terri Morasco: Right, well Warren tried to take advantage of the distraction but it didn’t look like it went too well for him.
Vasco Dias: Well in the ring against someone like Nick Knight you gotta come harder than that.
{Abraxes titters quietly into the mic.}Vasco Dias: Please don’t hurt me…
{Nick Knight, now focused on his opponent, drags Warren up to his feet only to start laying into him with some heavy chops across the other man’s chest. Each blow thunders through the ring as The Hollywood Butcher drives his opponent back into the ropes. Warren attempts to bounce off the ropes to answer with a chop of his own, but Nick Knight grabs hold of him and dumps him onto the mat with a wrist Clutch Exploder. He stacks Warren up as the Ref slides into to count the pin but Warren manages to kick out at 2}Terri Morasco: Nick Knight in firm control of this match. Warren hasn’t been able to mount any sort of offense.
Vasco Dias: Warren Suffering really ought to just give up. No one can stand against the Hollywood Butcher in an Extreme Match.
{Abraxes clicks his teeth together menacingly.}Vasco Dias: Err… present company excluded.
Terri Morasco: Well, Abraxes, er how do you think you will handle someone with the experience of Nick Knight?
{The creature from the pit doesn’t answer, still intently watching the match. Nick Knight picks Warren Suffering off the mat, grabbing hold of his wrist from behind.}Terri Morasco: Hold on, it looks like Nick Knight is going to try and end this right here!
{The Hollywood Butcher spins Warren out, looking for the Welcome to Hollywood but as he pulls Warren in for the rip cord clothesline, Warren drops to the ground and squirms out of the ring.}Vasco Dias: Oh, Warren had the move scouted and escapes to the outside of the ring!
{Nick Knight looks annoyed by this turn of events and he drops to the mat so he can roll out of the ring. Warren Suffering is trying to crawl away from the veteran, perhaps trying to escape under the ring. Unfortunately it seems to be a ruse as when Knight grabs his opponent to pull him to his feet, Warren produces a chair from under the apron and lays into Nick with it.}Vasco Dias: Oh a chair! Warren Suffering found a chair! That will equalize this match!
{Nick stumbles back a step at the blow, the chair laying him open as blood begins to pour freely from his head. He looks up, appearing even more incensed at the audacity of Warren to make him bleed his own blood.}Terri Morasco: It doesn’t look like it’s going to do much for him. Nick Knight has been busted open but it doesn’t seem to be slowing him down at all.
Abraxes: The Blood of the Sinners will not cleanse them. It only fills their mouths with the bitterness of their transgressions.
{Terri and Vasco seem to be at a loss for words as Abraxes finally decides to add something to the conversation. Meanwhile in the match itself, Nick Knight snatches the chair from Warren’s Hands and tosses it to the ground. He grabs his opponent, wrapping him up before slamming his body down onto the chair with the Non-Dairy Creamer. He sits up, blood streaming from his face. He grabs hold of Warren and rolls him back into the ring.}Terri Morasco: Uh, devastating move by Nick Knight. I think Warren is out cold right now.
Vasco Dias: This match is over.
{Nick Knight slides back into the ring, grabbing a handful of Warren’s hair and dragging him into the center of the ring. The other man appears motionless, allowing the Hollywood Butcher to grab him and wrap him up in La La Land. The ref slides towards them, lifting Warren’s arm. As it falls lifeless to the mat the ref jumps to his feet and calls for the bell.}Alison Valance: The Winner by Referee stoppage, The Hollwood Butcher, Nick Knight!
Terri Morasco: Dominate performance by The Hollywood Butcher tonight.
Abraxes: He dreams in his suffering, surrounded by his torment. I think perhaps he could use a companion.
Vasco Dias: Here it comes!
{As Momma Said Knock you Out thumps from the speakers Abraxes clears the announcer table, making his way to the ring. Nick Knight appears to be expecting just such an occurrence. He rolls from the ring to meet Abraxes on the outside. The two men slam into each other, trading blows. The crowd roars in approval of the violence as each man gives as good as they get. But then they both lean back and slam their heads together in a pair of headbuts that crack throughout the arena.}Terri Morasco: Neither of these men want to wait for their match up!
Vasco Dias: They are both blood thirsty psychos! As long as they aren’t anywhere near me I’m happy.
{Both men stumble backwards from the blow. Nick Knight shouts, lunging forward to hit a Lariat by Abraxes has the move scouted, flooring the other man with a clothesline of his own. Abraxes doesn’t let up, crouching over the man and trying to dig his fingers into the cut forehead of Nick Knight.}Terri Morasco: This is disgusting! Someone has to put a stop to this!
Vasco Dias: There is no stop to this! These men aren’t going to stop until one of them isn’t moving ever again.
{Nick screams in pain before Abraxes releases him. Abraxs turns and begins to tear up the padded mats covering the concrete floor beneath!}Terri Morasco: We got to get this under control!
Vasco Dias: Better get the locker room out here, I don’t think these men are going to stop!
{Abraxes then grabs Nick Knight and pulls him to his feet. Abraxes tucks the head of Knight and then lifts him up for a Last Ride Power Bomb right into the ring apron!! }Terri Morasco: Abraxes is trying to kill Knight!
Vasco Dias: Holy hell!
{ Knight is barely standing as Abraxes grabs Nick again, tucks his head again and drags his own thumb across his throat before picking Knight up for CONSIGN TO A DREAM ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! }Vasco Dias: NO!
Terri Morasco: What a sickening thud!
{ Blood begins to pool under Nick Knight's head as medics make their way out to the ring. Abraxes just steps back with a dead look in his eyes as we head to a break. }-------------------------------------
SEGMENT
The Powers that Be are in control
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{ The lights go dim with strobing red lights. Mission Statement by Stone Sour begins to play as a spot light shines down on the center of the entrance ramp where we see Roberto Verona with Dean Harper and Angel Blake to either side of him. Roberto throws his arms out as if to present his greatness as Angel and Dean reach across to fist bump each other. All three men begin to make their way toward the ring as the crowd boos them but none of the PTB seem to care. Roberto, Angel and Dean all go to a different side of the ring before climb up onto the apron and stepping into the ring. The three members of the Powers that Be meet in the center of the ring and hold each other’s hands up in victory. }Terri Morasco: I know Roberto is our boss but I cannot condone his actions or those of his cohorts.
Vasco Dias: Well then you’re risking your job, Terri, because the Powers that Be are in total control!
Terri Morasco: Are they though? We’ve seen Being InFamous-
Vasco Dias: They will be handled.
{ Roberto Verona smiles wide as the crowd boos. }Roberto Verona: We are the POWERS THAT BE!!!
{ Roberto can’t help but smile as he looks to Angel and Dean, the crowd however is booing them out of the building. }Roberto Verona: And WE ARE IN CONTROL!
Terri Morasco: I’m not so sure about that.
Roberto Verona: And it has come to our attention that a certain band of banned boneheads have been galavanting around OUR backstage area…
{ The crowd starts a Being InFamous chant. }Roberto Verona: This blatant disregard of OUR orders WILL NOT be tolerated! As many of you may have noticed earlier in the week this year's Hall of Fame inductees were missing the male entrant. That is because the male entrant WAS to be Steve Awesome…
{ The crowd starts to cheer. }Roberto Verona: Which is exactly why it’s so unfortunate he is unable to receive his award this evening… or any other evening come to think of it because, effective immediately, no member of Being Infamous will be permitted to enter the IWF Hall of Fame. It’s bad enough sharing the same country with these people but I’ll be damned if I share the Hall of Fame with them as well.
Terri Morasco: What!?
Vasco Dias: Brilliant!!!
{ The crowd goes into an uproar as Angel and Dean both smile at each other. }Roberto Verona: As for their little plan, I have the local authorities as well as a swat team scouring the backstage area as we speak and Being InFamous will be dealt with swiftly and prosecuted to the full extent-
{ Roberto is suddenly cut off by the sound of a horn beeping to the tune of the Mexican hat dance. }Vasco Dias: What the hell!?
{ The camera pants to the stage area as a GODDAMN OSCAR MEYER WIENER MOBILE CRASHES THROUGH THE ENTRANCE STAGE!!!! }Vasco Dias: WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Terri Morasco: It’s an Oscar Meyer truck!!!!
{ At the wheel is Fiona McFly as the truck roars down the ramp much to the irritation of Roberto Verona, Dean Harper and Angel Blake. }Vasco Dias: That is destruction of property!!!
{ The stage and Imperitron behind them complete collapses as Fiona drives the truck directly into the side of the ring causing the Powers that Be to stagger slightly. }Terri Morasco: I don’t think they give a damn!!
{ Angel and Dean move to attack as Rob, Steve and James pile out of the truck each with a sort of Ghostbuster 2 style tank on their backs but Roberto Verona stops them and says “Don’t take part in their tomfoolery.” }Vasco Dias: What the hell are they doing now!?
Terri Morasco: I have no idea!!
James Gilmore: Heat em up!
Steve Awesome: Doe!
Rob Diamond: Ray!
James Gilmore: Gilmore!
{ Being InFamous lock and load and begin to rain down hot dogs, ketchup and mustard at the Powers that Be!! }Vasco Dias: Those sons of bitches!!!
Terri Morasco: This is amazing!!!
{ Roberto, Dean and Angel stand there as they are slathered in condiments, Roberto Verona even takes a hot dog directly to the face which he simply wipes away with a look of complete hatred and disdain. }Vasco Dias: I hope the Powers that Be kills these bastards!!!!
{ Fiona climbs out on top of the truck with her own relish gun and fires it down at the Powers that Be who haven’t even moved an inch while all this is going on. Steve makes it a point to aim his hot dog gun right at Roberto Verona, just pelting him over and over again as Rob and James just spray Angel and Dean down. }Terri Morasco: This is the greatest thing I have ever seen!!!
Vasco Dias: This is the night wrestling died!!!
{ Steve actually manages to land a hot dog directly in the breast pocket of Roberto Verona who just reaches down, removes it and throws it over his shoulder. Dean and Angel again move to attack but Roberto just shakes his head and says “No.” }Vasco Dias: Being InFamous will pay for this! They will pay!
Terri Morasco: I can’t stop laughing!!
{ Finally the police and swat team that Roberto Verona mentioned come out from the back but Being InFamous turn their attention to them and start to hose them down causing them all to comically fall on what is left of the entrance ramp!! }Vasco Dias: Now they’re assaulting police!
Terri Morasco: Sort of?
{ Fiona yells out for them to “SADDLE UP!” And Rob, Steve and James all climb back into the Oscar Meyer truck as Fiona performs a burn out at ring side and then backs straight up destroying whatever is left of the stage before turning and heading into the back, Bad to the Bone booming throughout the arena. We come back to Roberto Verona, Angel Blake and Dean Harper standing in the center of the ring covered in condiments. Roberto slowly wipes his face clean with a handkerchief as the show comes to a close… } 
Well howdy there pardner.