Post by Zion on Feb 1, 2021 4:59:35 GMT
((Quick cut fade to the back of Xavier in what appears to be a small office. However, as the camera begins to pan we now see that it is not merely a single desk with a computer, but rather the showroom of a department store. By the obnoxious amounts of red that plaster the place from end to end, one would assume it’s a staples. Zombie-esque employees roam around, soul and spirit drained by the unrelenting blade of capitalism and the perpetual smell of coffee breathe that has worked its way into the fabric of the floors. Xaviers face is inches away from the computer screen, frantically he refreshes.))
Zion ((muttering to himself)): To the moon baby....to the moon.
((His manager is then shown walking about behind him. He places a hand on his shoulder, a look of *warranted* concern across his face))
Shelton ((innocently)): Whatcha doin there bud. You look fuckin’ awful. Your match is like tomorrow this is not the time for a bender. I told you, we gotta quit that drug shit out anyway.
((Zion responds feverishly. His eyes engulfed in black rings, and his pupils diminished from unrelenting hours of examining and re-examining charts, and candles, and binary code and other Stock-bro subreddit bullshit.))
Zion: Daddy Musk is going to take us to the MOON.
Shelton ((now more concerned than ever)): Are you good? You’ve been starring at that screen all day. And is there a reason we’re in a public Staples during a pandemic? It’s 2021 and you have money now. Does the word laptop ring a bell?
Zion: No time to talk, must invest life savings in meme based cryptocurrency.
Shelton: Well, HAD money. Now can you say that again, but this time in English.
Zion: Dogecoin baby, to the moon. Me and the Reddit boys are tackling capitalism! Gnawing at the ankles of big business!
Shelton: ...Sounds like a quote you put on a Marx mug.
Zion: Actually, my simple friend, that is a quote from none other than communist icon himself, Spongebob Squarepants. I’ll forward you the meme later. They make Marx mugs? I‘ve always thought the Karl camp should drop more merch....haven’t had an original item since the manifesto.
((A distinguished sigh escapes from Michael.))
Shelton: You’re mad goofy.
Zion: No, I’m a wrestler. And a warrior in CLASS STRUGGLE! ((Xavier does a terrible Russian accent)) Will you not join me, comrade?
.....And I’m about to be rich as fuck now slide to the marker aisle and get those sharpies I like ((inhaling deeply)) we got a long day ahead of us.
Shelton: But if you become rich off this then wouldn’t that just make you big business?
Zion: MARKERS MOTHERFUCKER I SAID MARKERS!
((Camera fades to black as Michael begrudgingly begins to make his way over to the arts and crafts section and Xavier refreshes the screen for no less than the 10,000th time.))
OOC: Just trying to work out the tone of these guys a little bit and build a body of work. If you made it this far I truly salute you hahaha
Zion ((muttering to himself)): To the moon baby....to the moon.
((His manager is then shown walking about behind him. He places a hand on his shoulder, a look of *warranted* concern across his face))
Shelton ((innocently)): Whatcha doin there bud. You look fuckin’ awful. Your match is like tomorrow this is not the time for a bender. I told you, we gotta quit that drug shit out anyway.
((Zion responds feverishly. His eyes engulfed in black rings, and his pupils diminished from unrelenting hours of examining and re-examining charts, and candles, and binary code and other Stock-bro subreddit bullshit.))
Zion: Daddy Musk is going to take us to the MOON.
Shelton ((now more concerned than ever)): Are you good? You’ve been starring at that screen all day. And is there a reason we’re in a public Staples during a pandemic? It’s 2021 and you have money now. Does the word laptop ring a bell?
Zion: No time to talk, must invest life savings in meme based cryptocurrency.
Shelton: Well, HAD money. Now can you say that again, but this time in English.
Zion: Dogecoin baby, to the moon. Me and the Reddit boys are tackling capitalism! Gnawing at the ankles of big business!
Shelton: ...Sounds like a quote you put on a Marx mug.
Zion: Actually, my simple friend, that is a quote from none other than communist icon himself, Spongebob Squarepants. I’ll forward you the meme later. They make Marx mugs? I‘ve always thought the Karl camp should drop more merch....haven’t had an original item since the manifesto.
((A distinguished sigh escapes from Michael.))
Shelton: You’re mad goofy.
Zion: No, I’m a wrestler. And a warrior in CLASS STRUGGLE! ((Xavier does a terrible Russian accent)) Will you not join me, comrade?
.....And I’m about to be rich as fuck now slide to the marker aisle and get those sharpies I like ((inhaling deeply)) we got a long day ahead of us.
Shelton: But if you become rich off this then wouldn’t that just make you big business?
Zion: MARKERS MOTHERFUCKER I SAID MARKERS!
((Camera fades to black as Michael begrudgingly begins to make his way over to the arts and crafts section and Xavier refreshes the screen for no less than the 10,000th time.))
OOC: Just trying to work out the tone of these guys a little bit and build a body of work. If you made it this far I truly salute you hahaha