Post by Pax Stormcrow on Feb 19, 2021 0:34:04 GMT
The view from Pax’s webcam is him sitting inside of an office in his house. On the wall behind him is the trophy and a picture from his brief stint as Extreme Champion, a picture of his mother in Jingle Dancer regalia, and a painted turtle shell.
“Hey what up Neechies, it’s ya boi. I decided I’d toss up a little vlog today, since my DM’s have been lighting up ever since Monday night. To start off with, yes, I am back in the IWF. This wasn’t some brief cameo thing. I mean I’m back and I’m here to stay. Though we’ve heard that before right?”
He smiles at the camera, a bit of a self depreciating gesture before he lifts his shoulders in a shrug.
“But a not small number of you were asking me ‘Why Pax? Why’d you jump Gilmore?’ Which I mean, some of ya’ll must not have been paying attention. See I’ve never really liked Jimmy that much. Sure he’s calmed down some from his outspoken MAGAt days but the guy’s still a prick. Acting like he stands for the people even though most of the people can’t even stand his ass.”
Pax shrugs his shoulders again with a grin.
“Also like, Million dollars is a lot of money. That sort of paycheck if I flake out again I don’t gotta rely on side jobs and the YouTube revenue. Ya boy can’t do Doordash out on the rez, know what I’m saying?”
He shakes his head with a laugh, leaning back in his chair as he rests his head on his arm.
“For real though. Biggest reason? Gotta make a splash when you come back, and I’m sick and tired of these Nighthawk comparisons. Get over it. I whooped the man of a thousand appropriations all up and down the mountains. So to reiterate my reasons. Forget Jimmy, I gots ta get paid, and Fuck Nighthawk. Peace out Yall.”
Pax grins at the camera, throwing up two fingers as the feed ends.
“Hey what up Neechies, it’s ya boi. I decided I’d toss up a little vlog today, since my DM’s have been lighting up ever since Monday night. To start off with, yes, I am back in the IWF. This wasn’t some brief cameo thing. I mean I’m back and I’m here to stay. Though we’ve heard that before right?”
He smiles at the camera, a bit of a self depreciating gesture before he lifts his shoulders in a shrug.
“But a not small number of you were asking me ‘Why Pax? Why’d you jump Gilmore?’ Which I mean, some of ya’ll must not have been paying attention. See I’ve never really liked Jimmy that much. Sure he’s calmed down some from his outspoken MAGAt days but the guy’s still a prick. Acting like he stands for the people even though most of the people can’t even stand his ass.”
Pax shrugs his shoulders again with a grin.
“Also like, Million dollars is a lot of money. That sort of paycheck if I flake out again I don’t gotta rely on side jobs and the YouTube revenue. Ya boy can’t do Doordash out on the rez, know what I’m saying?”
He shakes his head with a laugh, leaning back in his chair as he rests his head on his arm.
“For real though. Biggest reason? Gotta make a splash when you come back, and I’m sick and tired of these Nighthawk comparisons. Get over it. I whooped the man of a thousand appropriations all up and down the mountains. So to reiterate my reasons. Forget Jimmy, I gots ta get paid, and Fuck Nighthawk. Peace out Yall.”
Pax grins at the camera, throwing up two fingers as the feed ends.