Post by Nate Harris on Mar 8, 2021 4:30:05 GMT
“Yo, it’s me, ya boy.”
“Haters are gonna have some thoughts on how this shit is going to go down. You already see those fuck bois talking that good shit, don’t ya?”
“You bitches are fake ass bitches, you know that, don’t cha?”
“Man. You all got that dumb bitch juice on tap don’t ya? You really think just because you had some success in the past you are good to go through 29 other pipe-hitting motherfuckers to make it in one piece to make it to the end? Couldn’t be me.”
“Oh, I’m not going to bullshit you into saying I don’t want to win this whole fucking match. Because fuck ya. I want a shot at the world title. I also want any excuse I can get to beat the shit out of half these fake ass bitches in this match.”
“Taking out Harper? Angel? Fuck yeah. Worth the price of fucking admission don’t you think? Man, you could let me go for free and I’d put my ass on the line every day of the week to kick Harper in the fucking face.”
“But sure. I spent some time on the sideline. Not going to pretend I didn’t. I spent time building the fucking brand. And yeah, a couple of my boys are going to be in this match. I love Pax and Nick like my fucking blood. If it’s a pick between the three of us on who gets to go to the end? Fuck. We all want that bag. But we’re bros first.”
“But I’m gettin ahead of myself ain’t I?”
“You want to know who the fuck I am and why the fuck I think I belong in the final main event of Nights of the Immortals, right?”
“Because you in a coma or just turning in, righT?”
“Nah, I get it. I’ll break this down for you all.”
“Let me educate you in case you missed it.”
“We came from the bottom but look where we fucking are now. That’s some rag to riches Cinderella shit. Who did that? We did that. Three ‘over-entitled millennials’ boys. Three ‘undertrained’ boys. Three ‘future but it ain't your time’ boys. We did that. Me, Pax and Nick don’t have miscommunication. We don’t have a difference in morals. We don’t have different goals. We want this. We gonna win this.”
“You think that’s a joke? Nah.”
“I want this victory. I want this victory because what it means. It isn’t just another tally on the bedpost. I want this victory because it proved to every kid who doesn’t look pale that they can make it if they try. They know that working our ass off means something. I got two sisters at home, I told em that they gonna hear my name called out and ya gonna need to put me in the goddamned ground before I disappoint those girls. Trust.”
“I want to win this. I’m hungry for this victory. I’m hungry like having three bucks in your bank account and you just got paid. I’m hungry like knowing you got to make one pot of pasta last the week. I’m hungry like every kid from my neighborhood hungry. This is our goddamn shot to make the imprint on this company. This is our glory. This is the moment that every kid is gonna talk about at school. Because three boys from nothing are going to beat the goddamned odds. Yeah, you heard me.”
“Trust in that. Team Diversity Hire is going to win this shit. We are going to come out there and win this shit. Main event of Night of the immortals is gonna be lit. It’s gonna be one of me or my boys. You can trust fucking that.”
“Haters are gonna have some thoughts on how this shit is going to go down. You already see those fuck bois talking that good shit, don’t ya?”
“You bitches are fake ass bitches, you know that, don’t cha?”
“Man. You all got that dumb bitch juice on tap don’t ya? You really think just because you had some success in the past you are good to go through 29 other pipe-hitting motherfuckers to make it in one piece to make it to the end? Couldn’t be me.”
“Oh, I’m not going to bullshit you into saying I don’t want to win this whole fucking match. Because fuck ya. I want a shot at the world title. I also want any excuse I can get to beat the shit out of half these fake ass bitches in this match.”
“Taking out Harper? Angel? Fuck yeah. Worth the price of fucking admission don’t you think? Man, you could let me go for free and I’d put my ass on the line every day of the week to kick Harper in the fucking face.”
“But sure. I spent some time on the sideline. Not going to pretend I didn’t. I spent time building the fucking brand. And yeah, a couple of my boys are going to be in this match. I love Pax and Nick like my fucking blood. If it’s a pick between the three of us on who gets to go to the end? Fuck. We all want that bag. But we’re bros first.”
“But I’m gettin ahead of myself ain’t I?”
“You want to know who the fuck I am and why the fuck I think I belong in the final main event of Nights of the Immortals, right?”
“Because you in a coma or just turning in, righT?”
“Nah, I get it. I’ll break this down for you all.”
“Let me educate you in case you missed it.”
“We came from the bottom but look where we fucking are now. That’s some rag to riches Cinderella shit. Who did that? We did that. Three ‘over-entitled millennials’ boys. Three ‘undertrained’ boys. Three ‘future but it ain't your time’ boys. We did that. Me, Pax and Nick don’t have miscommunication. We don’t have a difference in morals. We don’t have different goals. We want this. We gonna win this.”
“You think that’s a joke? Nah.”
“I want this victory. I want this victory because what it means. It isn’t just another tally on the bedpost. I want this victory because it proved to every kid who doesn’t look pale that they can make it if they try. They know that working our ass off means something. I got two sisters at home, I told em that they gonna hear my name called out and ya gonna need to put me in the goddamned ground before I disappoint those girls. Trust.”
“I want to win this. I’m hungry for this victory. I’m hungry like having three bucks in your bank account and you just got paid. I’m hungry like knowing you got to make one pot of pasta last the week. I’m hungry like every kid from my neighborhood hungry. This is our goddamn shot to make the imprint on this company. This is our glory. This is the moment that every kid is gonna talk about at school. Because three boys from nothing are going to beat the goddamned odds. Yeah, you heard me.”
“Trust in that. Team Diversity Hire is going to win this shit. We are going to come out there and win this shit. Main event of Night of the immortals is gonna be lit. It’s gonna be one of me or my boys. You can trust fucking that.”
Well howdy there pardner.