Mike Machado Doesn't Flush Toilet

[Mike Machado]

Reports are coming in that Mike Machado was browsing internet dirtsheets in the locker room bathroom when he found out that Honorbound are the masked men. He then got off the toilet and ran out of the building without pulling up his pants, or flushing the toilet. It's rumored that multiple janitors were seriously injured attempting to flush the remains of Mike Machado's last meal, which were described as "foul and enormous, like a lactose-intolerant skunk that had eaten Taco Bell and ice cream, and then died and had begun to rot a week ago".

More on the toilet-of-death as it comes in.