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SINGLES MATCH
Dakota Bowman vs Virginia Stepenov
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Alison Valance: The following contest is scheduled for One fall!
{The lights in the arena start to flicker as the intro to âBitch Better Have My Moneyâ hits the speakers. Smoke pours out onto the stage as Virginia Stepanov steps out. She walks to the head of the ramp, looking around for a moment before she shoots a high front kick into the air to show off and then makes a finger gun with three punctuated âshotsâ towards the crowd at the appropriate time in the song.
She struts down the ramp, mouth moving to sing along to her entrance as her head bobs along with the song. When she gets to the ring she jumps onto the apron, hanging onto the rope and leaning out towards the crowd, throwing a finger gun with another three shots before she steps through the ropes. She slips her coat off and hangs it in the corner.}
Alison Valance: Introducing first , Standing at 5 foot seven inches, weighing in at 150 lbs Hailing from New York, NY, Virginia Stepanov!
Terri Morasco: Virigina's been on a tear lately and despite coming up short in a fe w matches is set to light up the Iron Miden too!
Vasco Dias: Letâs get this going! We all know eho the winner will be!
{The arena goes dark before the roar of the great Gojira pierces the arena and âGodzillaâ hits the P.A And out comes stomping The hooded figure of Dakota. Briefly lifting her hood to peek at the crowd before marching down to the ring. Stomping along the apron after climbing the stairs and climbing one Turn buckle form the outside whipping the hood back to Roar to the ceiling, before climbing herself over Marching to the middle of the ring and doing it again.}
Alison Valance: Now entering the ring , Standing at 6 foot even , weighing in at 150 lbs Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts , The âKawaii Kaijuâ DAKOTA BOWMANNNNNN!
{Dakota turns towards Virginia and is smiling with her ring jacket coming off slowly turning around and then turns back around into a SUPERKICK and Dakotaâs head snap backwards as Virginia charges forwards to drop into a cover}
1!!!
2!!
KICKOUT!!
Vasco Dias: Yes! Look at that Killer instinct!
Terri Morasco: Dakota is already on the defensive!
Vasco Dias: Protect yourself at all times Moraso!
{Virginia argues a bit with the ref as Dakota starts to get up on one knee shaking the ring off as Virginia backs up and charges in trying to take Dakotaâs head off with a running Knee strike Dakota shakes under the strike as Virginia spin up on to her feet then launch a few more klicks as Dakota raise her arms on the defensives slowly managing to stand before Virginia swings a question mark Kick into Dakotaâs body ,following through with a push kick and making the other woman stagger back}
Terri Morasco: Bowman Surviving an onslaught of punishment from Stepanov!
Vasco Dias: Sheâs staggering Sheâs wavering, the big tree about to be cut down!
{Virginia takes a step forwards swinging a foot up for the KMA! However Bowman backs herself up into the corner just before it connects and Stepanov is rechambering the Spin as the Bigger womanâs eyes seize on the Opening and she ROARS as she charges out the corner with a Shotgun dropkick sending Stepanov bouncing into the opposite corner as She stands up cracks her head connecting with the end of the MEGALON RUSH}
Terri Morasco & Vasco Dias: HOLY SHIT!!
{Dakota isnât done as she pulls Virginia up to connect a head-butt and throw the martial artist to the middle of the ring and start closing on her Vrigin gets ups and sees the incoming Dakota to start throwing rapid Fire Shots, however the Juggernaut is rolling and Dakota gets within range and the two start to trade Kicks, punches, forearms and elbows before locking up to start trading punches with the free hand}
Terri Morasco : Bowman!
Vasco Dias: Stepanov!
{ The punches start to separate the two and Virginia ducks cop attempt to snap a Leg kick Dakota Checks the mick with a ais leg and drops to stand before she connects with a Withering TAIL WHIP evan as Virginia manages to cover up and collapse to the mat Dakota is quick to cover her opponent}
1!!
2!!
Kickout!!
Vasco Dias: No! Not gootd enough didn;t hook the leg!
Terri Morasco: Bowman so close to victory!
{Dakota is up before Virginia who wipes her feet on the mat before crouching down and roaring to the ceiling before charging towards the ropes Virginia sensing the danger moves to Get out of Dakotaâs way as she attempts to hit the You can (not) Advance and instead rebounds Low off the second ropes as Virginia spins off a KMA as Dakota stands on the rebound fully mugging to the camera and crowd and slapping her ass a Dakota has dropped to a knee and then building up Speed herself off the ropes to connect with the FINAL RIDE covering Dakota!}
1!!
2!!
3!!
Alison Valance: Here is your Winner, Virginia Stepanov!
{Dakota actually kicks out Just after the Three as well. Meaning Virginia a has to roll out the ring a wide eyes expression as Dakota sits up and smiles rubbing her chin as Virginia raises her hands with a triumphant expression}
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Almir Sayed wants Scott Handsome next week.
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{ We come back from commercial break to a wide shot of the lavish Sayed Estate. We can see as we zoom around the impressive home that the man himself, our hero, Almir Sayed stands on the large rear balcony in a custom ivory colored three piece suit. Our shot switches to a full bust shot with Almir sneering as he removes his custom Oakleys that will never be available to the disgusting commoners who watch this at home. }
Almir Sayed: I said I would Make Almir Great Again.
{ The banner still hangs off in the distance, blowing in the wind, as miraculous as ever. }
Almir Sayed: I said I was going to start over from the ground up.
{ There is an air of confidence to Almir that overwhelms his usual arrogance. }
Almir Sayed: I said it would start by rectifying the wrongs of my past. It started with Grave Roberts.
{ We see a quick highlight of his match with Roberts. The Silicon Swing, the Paydirt, The Money Maker before the finish. Back to Almir. }
Almir Sayed: I soundly defeated that worthless oaf. He never even laid a finger on me!
{ Almir adjusts his jacket. }
Almir Sayed: I also said I was coming for Scott Handsome next.
{ We see a highlight of the Chosen Elite and their many failures. }
Almir Sayed: I know a parody when I see one. While Grave is just dumb enough to think heâs good enough to be in this company, Scott made his money imitating a man even herpes wouldnât touch.
{ A quick flash of the smiling face of Steve Awesome. }
Almir Sayed: And somehow that piss poor comedy act made Roberto Verona chuckle just enough to land you a deal. It also landed you spot as a heavy for Eddie D. But being funny didnât get you very far, did it Scott? The losses mounted, the failures mounted and even though you showed glimpses of actually being good you always reverted back to being a wannabe guest from Maury.
{ Another flash of Steve Awesome. }
Almir Sayed: Next week I finish what I started with Grave Roberts. I bury the Chosen Elite in the past where they belong. I give you the beating you so profoundly deserve. Iâll see you next week, Scott.
{ Fin. }
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SINGLES MATCH
James Gilmore vs Billie Parris
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{ With Billie Parris in the ring, an instrumental with hook version of "Shell Shocked" by Juicy J, featuring Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla $ign, begins to play, and a video package begins to play stock footage of waves crashing, followed by bolts of cloud-to-cloud lightning. }
"Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked..."
{ As jets of water shoot out from all directions, we tsee James Gilmore stepping out onto the stage, posing along to the hip-hop tune, before high-fiving the crowd and walking down to the ring. }
"(All for one when we fight together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(All for one when we ride together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(All for one when we fight together)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked
(This family can bear any weather)
Knock, knock, you about to get shell shocked..."
{ Once inside the ring, the Islander alum points heavenward, taking in the moments as he waits for the bell. }
Terri Morasco: James Gilmore is here on Sacrifice! We haven't seen him in a ring since the Roulette. First time on Sacrifice in a while, too...
Vasco Dias: Good. Don't need him around.
{ We turn to the announcers' desk, where Caroline Machado is enjoying a mango smoothie. }
Caroline Machado: Hi!!! Don't be a party meanie!!
Vasco Dias: Dammit...
Terri Morasco: C'mon Vasco, she's here to watch her mentor compete!
[DING!]
{ Blue Shoes called for the bell to get this match underway. While it lasted just a shade under ten minutes, it did feature some good moments from both men. Billie managed to take a in-ring-rusted James Gilmore by surprise from the outset, hitting the former two-time Men's World Champion with a pair of vertical suplexes, followed by a dropkick and a high cross-body for a two-count. When Parris connected with an explosive belly-to-back suplex, however, the right shoe of the Islander alum -- after not having been tied properly -- when flying over the top rope and onto the floor! }
Vasco Dias: What the hell--!?!
Terri Morasco: It looks like JJ's lost a wheel! Glad it didn't fly over the safety rail and hit a fan at ringside!
{ Caroline can't resist giggling, having never seen a blooper like that one before. }
Vasco Dias: Laughin' at your coach's expense there, Caroline?!
Terri Morasco: She can't help it, Vasco! I've never seen anything like it either...
Caroline Machado: I am trying to imagine what is going on in JJ's mind...
Vasco Dias: Oh, don't you dare...!!!
{ The camera goes to a shot of James Gilmore's shoe resting against the safety fence, the Islander alum jumping down to the floor to retrieve it. As he ties his shoe, we see an embarrassed expression on his face, knowing full well that this was going to be on ESPN's "Not Top 10" list -- all the while, Blue Shoes begins a hesitant ten-count! }
Caroline Machado: (singing horribly off-key) You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel...
Terri Morasco: (chuckles) Is that an actual song? I don't think I've heard it before--OH!!!
Vasco Dias: Billie got him just as Gilmore finished tyin' his damn shoe--HA!!!
{ James and Billie battled it out on the outside, trading punches as Blue Shoes counts to six! Eventually, the ex-Islander dumps Parris back into the ring and seizes control of the match. He clubs Billie with a pair of forearm shots to the mug before sending him for the ride; James nails his opponent with a standing dropkick, followed by a second! He then climbs up to the second buckle and hits a double axehandle, getting a two-count. Gilmore, gaining the boost of energy, plasters Parris with his Power Wave backshoot lariat, after Billie fires off a wild haymaker that missed, and goes for the pin... }
1...!
2...!!
THREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terri Morasco: That was close!
Vasco Dias: Tell ya what, Billie just won't stay down...
Caroline Machado: A great spirit, Billie has...
{ But not even Billie's spirit could overcome James' experience, as the Islander alum turned his opponent sideways with his patented SHELLSHOCKER backwards hurracanrana to score the three-count! }
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SEGMENT
Recruitment: The First Son...
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{The cameras go backstage with Dean Harper walking down the hallway when a sudden voice calls out to him.}
Tara: The first sonâŠ
{The voice caused a chill to go down Deanâs spine, and he turned to see Tara walking toward him. He scrunched his face, and adjusted his stance slightly; he stood his ground as the two seemed to be battling with their eyes. Taraâs eyes explored Dean.}
Dean: What do you want?
{He grumbled at her, and her eyes still seemed to wander over him. Her nail, like a claw, scratched against his arm causing him to jerk his arm back. He did not want her touch. This caused her lips to curl into a grin as she walked even closer to him, yet he did not back awayâŠ}
Tara: I⊠just want to talk with youâŠ
{She stepped even closer to Dean, and her fingers grazed up his arm before touching his bicep, and giving a light squeeze. Deanâs breathing got heavier, and his eye contact with her faltered, but Taraâs did not. Dean stumbled backward against the wall, and Tara closed the distance, now bringing her hand to his chest. Dean gulped.}
Tara: You know⊠I could give you⊠everything.
Dean: Iâve already--
Tara: Everything, Dean. How do you think Angel⊠became⊠so⊠famous? It was me, Dean. It was always me. And I thinkâŠ
{Tara slid her hand down to Deanâs abs, and she pressed even closer to him with their bodies now touching. Her lips getting closer and closer to him.}
Tara: You⊠could⊠be⊠so⊠muchâŠ
{Between every word, she got closer, until her lips almost touched his; he continued his heavy breathing but didnât seem to back away as he felt her lips graze him.}
Tara: Better.
{She brought her head back, and the look on her face, the way her lips puffed, it was screaming a lust toward Dean. And his failure to move made it seem like he was being captivated.}
Tara: You know⊠I know how much you care about my son, and⊠if you join me⊠you wouldnât have to give him up. You would still be able to see him. Be with him. But⊠you will have so much moreâŠ
{Tara leaned in and almost kissed Dean, but at the last possible moment, Dean pulled away and put his hands between them. He shook his head.}
Dean: Warren⊠I wonât hurt Warren.
{Tara snickered at the mentioning of Warren, but respected his body language by taking a step away.}
Tara: Bring him with.
{Tara walked down the hallway, leaving Dean Harper to consider her offer.}
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SEGMENT
Violent Tendencies won't take "No" for an answer.
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{ We come back from the commercial break to the commentary booth. Vasco and Terri are seated in all their glory as the hype music fades. }
Terri Morasco: Welcome back to Monday Night Sacrifice! Next up, we were scheduled to have Violent Tendencies come out here and talk about what happened last week with Those Damn Gaijin but the people in the truck are telling us they received a video instead.
Vasco Dias: Like VHS?
Terri Morasco: No!
Vasco Dias: Betamax?
Terri Morasco: Probably an emailed MP3 file, you've got a mic, ask them yourselves!
Vasco Dias: Oh... It was a USB dropped off by Portia that said "Play me." Getting a little Spiral: From the Book of Saw vibe here. Speaking of, this week's edition of Sacrifice is sponsored by the movie Spiral!
Terri Morasco: No it's not.
Vasco Dias: They paid me personally for an on air promotion.
Terri Morasco: Did you clear that with Verona?
Vasco Dias: Roll the Betmax!
{ We cut away from commentary to a shaky shot of a hall way somewhere in the bowels the Murrayfield Stadium. }
Chris Diamond: I bet you boys thought that shit was pretty goddamn fucking funny.
{ The shot pulls up to the smirking face of Chris Diamond }
Chris Diamond: I won't lie. I thought it was pretty fucking funny to. And my apologies for missing your match on Before the Sacrifice. King and I are just so goddamn fucking used to being on the main show it must have slipped our mind to see what the undercard was up to. But hell, who am I to judge? Maybe Big King and I will be working that shit next week.
{ Chris winks before the camera moves to Stephen Terrella, cracking his knuckles. }
Stephen Terrella: Gaijin! Notice there ain't no fucking smile on my face, motherfuckers? See my girl... she had something to fucking say... you cut her off. That pisses me off. You left us standing in the ring while you stood up there and bumped fucking fists... and that pisses me off. We ain't here to be made fucking fools of. Get noticed? Alright, motherfuckers.
{ Terrella cracks his neck, then glances over at Diamond. The camera moves back to Chris Diamond. }
Chris Diamond: The whole goddamn world is about to fucking notice. Congratu fucking lations by the way for getting booked on the main show this. It'd be real fucking bad luck if something were to happen to you.
{ The handi cam then turns to see Chris and Stephen are approaching the catering area within the arena. Terrella rips a fire extinguisher off of the wall as they round the corner into catering. Stephen launches through the entryway alongside Chris. Terrella blindsides Ethan King in the back of his head with the base of the fire extinguisher. He pounces on Ethan quickly, taking him by the hair and raining down hard left hands straight onto Ethan's forehead from a kneeling position as he shouts: "Notice us now, motherfucker!? Do you!?" Chris on the other hand plows into Andrew Jacobsen with a full on spinebuster putting both men through a table! }
Terri Morasco: What the hell are these idiots thinking!?
Vasco Dias: They're getting noticed!
{ Chris pulls himself up along with Andrew and heaves Jacobsen into the buffet table, deli meats go flying. Chris grabs a fist full of pickles and shouts "You want a pickle!? I'll give you a pickle!" and starts jamming them into the face of Andrew Jacobsen. We turn back to Terrella, who drags Ethan King up by his hair. Ethan throws a punch into Terrella's mid-section, trying to fight him off. Terrella absorbs it and buries a knee into Ethan's abdomen. Stephen takes Ethan and heaves him face first into the cinder block wall. "Fight us," Terrella shouts. }
Terri Morasco: This is uncalled for! They attacked Those Damn Gaijin from behind, and now they want a fight?!
Vasco Dias: This is the Gaijin's own fault, Morasco! They told Diamond and Terrella to impress them. Well, here you go. It's not Violent Tendencies fault Ethan and Andrew spend more time in catering than anywhere else. If anything, the Gaijin have home field advantage here!
{ Terrella grabs a fork and jabs Ethan on the top of the head. The big man takes hold of Ethan and positions him in front of a table, only to drive him through the table and into the floor with a pumphandle slam. The camera shifts over to Chris. Andrew is fighting Chris off and clubs him in the side of the head with a serving spoon. Chris fires back a hard right hand and scoops Andrew up. }
Terri Morasco: Where the hell is security!?
Vasco Dias: Certainly not in catering!
{ Chris runs Andrew toward the wall and heaves him face first into it. Security finally starts to pile into the room. Ethan starts to fight back and Andrew climbs back to his feet. Theyâre ready to go but security has started to pull Chris and Terrella away. Ethan lunges at Terrella and gets a few good shots in. Andrew charges Chris and slugs him in the mouth but now wrestlers have come in to and pull everyone apart. }
Terri Morasco: I wonder if Those Damn Gaijin are paying attention now!?
Vasco Dias: Violent Tendencies is going to regret that!
{ Everyone is jawing off at each other as we head to a break. }
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TAG TEAM MATCH
Team Diversity Hire vs Vendetta
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{It is a hard fought match but Vendetta manages to win}
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SEGMENT
Fallout from Steve Awesome vs Nick Knight
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{Personal Jesus by Lollipop Lust Kill begins to play as red lights begin to flash slowly before lights come up on the stage. As the music swells, dim light begins to come up on the stage, now shrouded with smoke as three silhouettes fade into view. As the guitar kicks in hard, the lights flash onto the stage revealing the members of The Church of Crosse. Lucipher raises his arms as if welcoming the audience as Nick Knight and 'The First Apostle' walk towards the ring.}
Teri Morasco: Letâs see what Lucipher Crosse has to say for himself after costing Steve Awesome the win in his return match last week.
Vasco Dias: Lucipher didnât cost Steve anything. If his loser ex brother-inlaw could have gotten the job done Steve would have been the winner, but just like always Jayson had to screw it up.
{Gregor Winter is the first man up the ring steps and he holds the middle rope down for âThe Unholy Sonâ and Luipher Crosse to enter the ring, before entering the squared circle himself. Crosse takes his place at the lectern of bones that has been set up inside of the ring, while Nick and Gregor take seats in the throne like seats behind him.}
Lucipher Crosse: Reach out and touch faith my children. It is a glorious night Edinburgh where just last night The Church held itâs very first service here in Auld Reekie. We sold out The Edinburgh Playhouse and had more of my masked children lined up around the block to hear my sermon. Last night I spoke on the very same topic I want to talk about tonight, loyalty. You see loyalty is one of the pillars in which The Church is built upon, because The Father valued it about all else.
The sage of Jimmy Knight is a complicated one, but what truly matters is how it ended. You see in the end the only thing that truly mattered to The Father was his family. We would all gather at his home for every single special occasion that we could think of, and there were many. My brothers would come off the road to fly into Nashville just to have dinner before going off to their next show. That instilled in me, in all of us, exactly how important family is and I want it to be important to you my children.
I want it to be important to you, because The Church of Crosse is one big family joined together by The Word. You have all chosen the path of swearing your devotion to âThe Unholy Sonâ and living your life according to The Book of Crosse. Every single day our numbers grow and it would warm my heart if my heart were not broken. You see Jayson Matthews you have left my heart shattered into a thousand tiny shards because you have betrayed your family. We gave you everything and you spit in our faces.
For what? Some little brat. I get it Jayson you like children, hell there are times that you act like one yourself, but is she really worth giving up everything that you have built. There are hundreds of your brothers and sisters in faith that would be thrilled to allow their children to waste afternoons playing video games with out on the giant projector we just installed inside of the the cathedral. You do not need her or her piece ofâŠ
{Crosse is interrupted when Steve Awesome jumps the guard rail with leather strap in hand. Nick Knight and Gregor Winter immediately step in front of âThe Voice.}
Teri Morasco: Steve might be letting his temper get the best of him. Heâs outnumbered two to one here.
{The crowd erupts in cheers when Jayson Matthews hops the guard rail on the other side of the ring.}
Teri Morasco: The Church of Crosse is finally going to get what they deserve.
{Nick and Gregor stand back to back waiting for Awesome and Mathews to hit the ring, and giving Crosse a chance to escape. Once they are sure the leader of the sect has gotten away safely they both roll out of the ring and head for the hills.}
Teri Morasco: What cowards! They can whip a defenseless woman, but they canât take it like men.
Vasco Dias: They are simply living to fight another day.
Jayson Matthews: Look at those cowards running like-
Steve Awesome: Lucipher Crosse get your ass back in this ring and take this ass whipping like a man you no good slimy piece of shit!
{Jayson just stands there, a bit annoyed he was completely interrupted. Steve damn near leans over the ropes begging Lucipher to come back into the ring. Lucipher shakes his head and shouts ânever!â from behind Nick Knight and Gregor Winter.}
Steve Awesome: Yeah thatâs what I figured. You wonât come into this ring, nah, your too busy standing on stage behind your puppets like some kind of âUnholyâ BITCH!
{Steve starts pacing back and forth in the ring as he glares up at Lucipher Crosse. He calms himself down a bit and runs a palm through his hair.}
Steve Awesome: See, I came back all guns blazing, ready to storm into battle, and that was my mistake. I need to be smarterâŠ..
{He stops and hesitates for a few moments before he nods.}
Steve Awesome: Lucipher Crosse. You consider yourself to be a faithful man? You got faith in the members of your church right? Hell, one of them beat me last week.
{Lucipher nods his head on the stage and pats Nick Knight on the back.}
Steve Awesome: Oh yeah. Soak in the moment, Nick. Bask in that spotlight. You beat a legend. All eyes are on you and what you do next. Everyone thinks you are something special. But I donât think you are much of anything without your little pack of dogs you got there...As a matter of fact Nick, I got this little idea for a rematch floating around in my head. A rematch for No Way Home. See if you accept this match, then something tells me you are going to wind up with your ass kicked!
{Nick Knight steps forward and shouts some trash from the stage.}
Steve Awesome: Nick Knight verse Steve Awesome. No one can get in, no one can get out. Just me verse you inside an Unforgiving STEEL CELL!!
{The crowd pops for the idea of a cell match and Nick Knight seems to welcome the idea.}
Steve Awesome: Oh yeah, I thought you might be into the idea. But hereâs where we take it one more step furtherâŠ.WHEN I beat you Nick, then I get Lucipher Crosse ALONE in the cell for five minutes!
{Lucipher doesnât seem to like the idea as he shakes his head and pulls Nick back.}
Steve Awesome: Oh of course, if you donât have any faith in your boy thereâŠ..then I can totally understand why youâd be too afraid to accept the stip to this match. But letâs go ahead and throw it up on the marqueeâŠ.â
{Steve reaches his hand up in the air and displays the imaginary Hollywood billboard.}
Steve Awesome: Steve Awesome verse Nick Knight. Inside a cell. A match Iâve named Five Minutes Alone!!! How bout it? Unless your scared?
{Steve smirks as he sees Lucipher nervously chatting with a fired up Nick Knight. He leans over the ropes and beams up that cocky smirk.}
Steve Awesome: I know that your probably gonna need some time to think it over, but while you are, why donât you do me a favor and Reach Out and Touch DEEZ NUTZ!
{He hits them with the crotch chop.}
Steve Awesome: Suck it!
{Some of the crowd cheers and chants it with him. The Church of Crosse glares from the stage.}
Terri Morasco: Steve Awesome has laid down the challenge! Will the Church of Crosse accept? Or are they cowards?
Vasco Dias: They arenât cowards. But they still shouldnât accept! Donât give Steve the satisfaction!
{Crosse huddles up with the other members of The Church. After a moment he steps forward and clears his throat.}
Lucipher Crosse: The way I see it Steve, after Brother Nicky kicked your ass last week you don't deserve your rematch, but don't ever say that I am not a giving man. We will accept your match, but you'll have to earn it. Next week you and your turncoat ex brother inlaw will face Brothers Nicky and Gregor, if you can win you'll get 'The Unholy One' inside of that cell.
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SINGLES MATCH
1K RP WORD LIMIT
Christos Rousakis vs Nick Danger
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{Nick danger wins}
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SEGMENT
Warren Kane addresses his NOTI opponent
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{Warren Kane is sitting in his locker room backstage.}
Warren Kane: I don't mind anything that Thunderchild said. Sure, there was the small dig that I might have Angel or Dean handle my light work for me. But that's not the kind of champion I am. I'm a fighting champion. I'm willing to defend the title at any time. You want to make it a cage match? I'm okay with that. I'm not worried.
{Warren holds up the title.}
Warren Kane: So pick the stip that makes you feel comfortable. I'll defend it and come out the otherside still holding the title high.
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TAG TEAM MATCH
Those Damn Gaijin vs "Local Talent" Bill "The Bomb" Hader and "Crazy" Chris Steen
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Terri Morasco: Next up weâve got Those Damn Gaijin taking on Bill Hader and Chris Steeni in tag team competition but you have to wonder what sort of condition they will be in after the attack earlier this evening.
Vasco Dias: I donât wonder at all. Itâll take a lot more than a sneak attack to put down Ethan and Andrew. Thatâs why I say theyâre going to shake off the bruises and make quick work of the men in the ring.
{The entrance ramp lights up with gaudy neon colors and flashing lights as âSell Outâ by Reel Big Fish plays loudly over the speakers, Andrew Jacobsen and Ethan King rushing out from the back, Andrew firing the crowd up and Ethan firing himself up as Danielle Chase and Gwen Price-King follow their respective husbands out from the back.}
Alison Valance: On their way to the ring, being accompanied by Danielle Chase and Gwen Price-King, at a combined weight of 475 pounds, the team of Andrew Jacobsen and Ethan King, Those Damn Gaijin!
{Andrew and Ethan walk down the ramp, Andrew high-fiving fans as he goes, and he pulls himself up onto the apron, looking around at the fans with an infectious grin on his face. Ethan walks up the steps himself. Gwen and Danielle stand off to the side of the ring talking as the men get ready for the match to start, talking strategy of their own as the music fades.}
Vasco Dias: Theyâre looking pretty good to me.
Terri Morasco: We will see how they hold up.
{ Bill and Chris are already in the ring as Ethan decides to start. Mike Ox calls for the bell. Ethan and Bill make their way to the center of the ring. Bill reaches for a test of strength, Ethan reach out as well then rakes the eyes of Hader! }
Vasco Dias: Great move by the veteran.
{ Ethan kicks Bill in the gut and grabs him for a massive pumphandle backbeaker! }
Terri Morasco: Maybe the attack earlier tonight wasnât as bad as it looked.
Vasco Dias: I told you.
{ Ethan swings his right arm to loosen it up and winces then heads over to tag in Andrew. Jacobsen leaps into the ring as Hader stands and side steps him before grabbing Hader with Borealis and sending his opponent rolling to their own corner. Steen tags himself in. }
Vasco Dias: Letâs see if this other guy does any better.
Terri Morasco: They have names.
Vasco Dias: Not according to my sheet.
{ Andrew rubs at the back of his neck as Steen comes in fast. Andrew moves and hits a drop toe hold.Andrew moves right in for a crossface but Steen gets the ropes for a break. }
Terri Morasco: Youâre starting to see Ethan and Andrew are a little banged up tonight.
Vasco Dias: Not too banged up to lose this match.
{ Andrew waits for Steen to stand and they tie it. Andrew dips behind Steen and goes for the Hat Trick, completing it and going for a cover but Hader breaks it. King comes in from the side as Hader stands and clubs him with The Final Tilt! }
Vasco Dias: King just took that guys head off!
Terri Morasco: Thatâs probably the last weâll be seeing of him.
{ Ox tells Ethan to leave the ring and he does. Andrew rubs at his neck again as he tags Ethan back in. The two then pull Steen up to his feet and the two men hit an STO/double knee backbreaker combination! Andrew steps back out on the apron and Ethan tags him back in. }
Vasco Dias: I think we are about to see the finish.
{ Ethan and Andrew hit their patented finisher the Exclamation Point on Steen! Andrew covers for an easy three count and the victory! }
Terri Morasco: Those Damn Gaijin picked up the win but theyâre clearly in a bit of pain from earlier.
Vasco Dias: It doesnât matter-
{ Vasco is cut off by the sound of someone clapping. We turn to look at the stage where Portia is now standing with a microphone. }
Portia: Congratulations. I wasnât sure youâd be able to make your big return to Monday Night Sacrifice after earlier tonight.
Terri Morasco: Whatâs she doing out here?
Vasco Dias: More importantly where are Stephen and Chris?
Portia: We all thought it was real cute how you paid the guys in the truck to cut my microphone last week and wanted to return the favor.
{ Portia snaps her fingers and the arena lights go out. }
Terri Morasco: Uh oh.
{ A few seconds later they come back on and Chris has his barbed bat, Terrella has a barb wire wrapped chair and they are standing to either side of Ethan and Andrew! }
Vasco Dias: Thatâs not good!
{ Chris and Stephen go for the kill shot but both Andrew and Ethan manage to drop down and roll out of the ring before the weapons hit skull. }
Terri Morasco: Things are really heating up between these two teams.
Vasco Dias: Violent Tendencies is going to regret that, I promise you.
{ Chris and Stephen stand in the ring talking smack as Andrew and Ethan cooly make their way toward the back while keeping an eye on Portia at the top of the ramp too. }
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SEGMENT
Powers that Be name the price of a rematch and how will Angel respond to Tara's latest threat?
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{ A chill blows through the arena as all the lights go dark. The crowd murmurs as they wait to see what is going to happen. }
âIt has come to my attentionâŠâ
{ Slowly the pale painted visage of our Lord and Savior, Angel Blake comes into focus. }
âThat Locke and Abraxes are only getting started with usâŠâ
âI heard your whimpersâŠâ
âI heard your pleas...
âThe crying hidden behind false bravado..."
{ Slowly that terrible grin etches itâs way across his face, seemingly wider than what is considered natural. }
âWe are obliged to give you what you wishâŠâ
âMy son and I do not hide from a challengeâŠâ
âEven from those we have already beatenâŠâ
âHoweverâŠâ
âThis time you will have to earn the honorâŠâ
âNext weekâŠâ
âI wish to face the monsterâŠâ
âIf he can draw blood from meâŠâ
âYou may have your rematchâŠâ
âIf I draw blood from himâŠâ
âWell?â
âPray there are enough medics to stop the flowâŠâ
{ That terrible grin slowly melts away into utter disdain. }
âTara FenixâŠâ
âI gave you your chanceâŠâ
âYou failedâŠâ
âBut as alwaysâŠâ
âAs is your legacy in this businessâŠâ
âYour failure belongs to someone elseâŠâ
âTo SpikeâŠâ
âTo DocâŠâ
âTo AlexâŠâ
âAnd now to meâŠâ
âThe deal was simpleâŠâ
âI honored my partâŠâ
âYou did notâŠâ
âSo now you threaten meâŠâ
âWith my own son?â
{ The disdain turns to something more like malice. }
âYou WILL NOT touch Dean!â
âYou WILL NOT speak to Dean!â
âYou WILL NOT even think of Dean!â
âFor if you doâŠâ
âI do not care how Roberto Verona feels about itâŠâ
âI WILL END YOU.â
{ On those words fire erupts all around the image of Angel Blake as well as from the stage and the ring posts as Angel is now seen standing side by side with his son, Dean Harper, Mission Statement playing as we head to a commercial break. }
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IWF WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
1K RP WORD LIMIT
Stephen Terrella vs Ulf Hednir (c)
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Terri Morasco: After an exciting night of action it is now time for our main event. World Television Champion Ulf Hednir will defend his title against the challenge of the King of Clubs Stephen Terrella.
Vasco Dias: I'll give Ulf some credit, he's been a fighting champion. This is a challenge unlike anything he's faced yet in this gauntlet he's running, though. This is power against power, Morasco. I'd argue Ulf is going to be at a disadvantage there tonight. Terrella's big, he's mean and he's nasty... and that's he's walking out of here with the title.
Terri Morasco: I'm going to disagree with you, Vasco. Is Terrella the bigger man, yes, obviously. Ulf will be giving up weight. But, I think Ulf is capable of holding his own against Terrella in terms of strength to where he won't be bullied. Ulf is also faster and younger. I think he retains, but let's go Alison and bring them out to see.
{ The camera takes a long shot of the entryway as the arena darkens and purple laser lights are cast upon the entry way. "Forfeit" begins to blare before Terrella makes his entrance alongside Portia thirteen seconds into the song. They take a few steps before stopping to stand side-by-side on the stage, Terrella on the lef,t and Portia on the right. She places her left hand on his right shoulder and runs her right hand down his chest and abdomen as he lowers his glasses down the bridge of his nose before turning for a kiss. }
Alison Valance: Coming down the aisle, being accompanied by Portia... standing six feet and two inches tall... and weighing in at three hundred eight pounds... The King of Clubs... Stephen Terrella!!!
{ Terrella re-positions his sunglasses and begins a slow walk toward the ring arm-in-arm with Portia. Fifty seconds into the song they reach the bottom of the stairs where they release arms. Terrella removes his sunglasses as the song picks up in intensity, surveying the arena for a few seconds with an intense stare and menacing scowl before handing his glasses to Portia and charging up the stairs and into the ring. }
Vasco Dias: Isn't Portia gorgeous? Stephen Terrella is a lucky, lucky man. She's smart, beautiful and absolutely a delight to be around. I need to find out if she has a sister.
Terri Morasco: Portia!? She's been nothing but rude to me every time I've ever tried to say two words to her! Both her and Terrella are two of the most miserable people I've ever had the misfortune to be around!
Vasco Dias: Well she doesn't like you, Morasco. You can be a little annoying at times.
Terri Morasco (glaring): ...
Vasco Dias: I'll stop talking now.
{The opening introduction for âRaise Your Hornsâ by Amon Amarth plays over the PA system, and the crowd goes into a frenzy! The music can barely be heard over the sound of the fans. Ulf Hednir quickly shoves the curtains aside, dressed in his wolf headdress, and marches out onto the stage with the IWF World Television Championship being worn around his waist, and his drinking horn held high over his head.}
Ulf Hednir: SKĂ
L!
Crowd: SKĂ
L!
{Ulf drinks from the drinking horn, and after, turns it upside down to show the crowd that there is nothing left. Ulf attaches the drinking horn to a strap hanging off his primary belt, and marches down the ramp to shake hands or high five many of the fans along the ramp; fans scramble to get as close as they can and he takes an extra moment to ensure he greets as many as he can. Ulf goes around to the right side of the ring, still greeting as many fans as he can until he reaches the timekeeperâs table, where he removes the headdress and the drinking horn, placing them on the table. He walks up to the apron and leaps up, grabbing the ropes, and leaning back to let loose a mighty howl.}
Raise your horns, raise them up to the sky,
We will drink to glory tonight!
Raise your horns for brave fallen friends,
We will meet where the beer never ends!
{The chorus plays over, and Ulf steps between the middle and top ropes before parading around the ring a bit. He removes the championship from his waist, and holds it over his head while showing it to all sides of the crowd. He finally hands it to the referee in charge, and waits for the match to start.}
Terri Morasco: What a great ambassador for the promotion Ulf is. The fans absolutely love him. It's so nice to see how appreciative he is, too. There is also no one hotter in this company right now.
Vasco Dias: Stop drooling, Morasco. I can't tell if you're talking about what he's been doing in the ring or if you're having some type of fantasy about you and him aboard a viking warship alone somewhere right now.
Terri Morasco: Both. Leave me be. Two minutes ago your tongue was laid out on the floor like some sort of pink carpet when Portia walked out here, so I don't want to hear it from you.
{ Referee Tommy Knocker calls for the bell, and we are underway! Terrella and Hednir lock up in the center of the ring. Ulf holds his ground, but his knees buckle slightly as Terrella forces pressure down. Ulf powers up, but isn't able to get push on Terrella. Terrella bears down again, bending Ulf's knees once more. Hednir powers back, driving Terrella back a step. The King digs in and starts to drive Ulf toward the corner. The official calls for the break as Terrella pins Ulf into the turnbuckles. }
Vasco Dias: Two bulls locking horns there! Maybe Ulf earned a little respect from Terrella? Looks like we're getting a clean break.
Terri Morasco: Terrella with a cheap-shot back elbow in the corner! That's not surprising from him. Terrella is burying a series of hard knees into Ulf's midsection now!
Vasco Dias: That'll take the air right out of you, Morasco. It's hard to focus in there when you're trying to suck in air, too. Terrella whips Ulf into the opposite corner with velocity! Terrella charging!
Terri Morasco: Ulf out of the way quickly there! And there's a spinning backfist from Ulf, rocking Terrella! Ulf now pinning Terrella in the corner and delivering a series of back elbows in the corner!
Vasco Dias: Whoa, hey, easy! Turnabout is not fair play!
Terri Morasco: Ulf with a huge overhead chop! Ulf is climbing the middle turnbuckle now, trapping Terrella in the corner! The crowd is loving this early exchange! Ulf is holding up his right fist, and the crowd is yelling for it!
{ Ulf begins firing off punches as the crowd counts along with the blows. Two! Three! Four! Five!! Six!! Seven!! Eight!!! Nine!!! Ten!!! Terrella staggers out of the corner and Ulf hoists him up and drives him into the canvas with a spinebuster!!! Ulf quickly floats over into a cover. The official, Tommy Knocker, slowly gets into position and counts... One!... No!! Terrella powers out of the attempted cover, which may have been a two count had Tommy Knocker not delayed getting into position. Ulf doesn't complain, instead opting to lock Terrella into a rear chinlock. }
Terri Morasco: That count was... questionable. Ulf maintains control, however. He's got Terrella on the mat. Terrella reaching up and just digging both thumbs into Ulf's eyes, though! Come on, what is that!
Vasco Dias: That's smart, Morasco. Why sit and roll around on the mat for five minutes trying to escape a hold when you can just poke a man in the eyes? It worked, too! Ulf let go!
Terri Morasco: Well he can't see! It's also illegal!
Vasco Dias: Tommy Knocker is a fine official! Stop trying to tell him how to do his job, Morasco! Terrella takes hold of Ulf now... and there's a punishing belly-to-belly suplex!! Beautiful!
Terri Morasco: Now Terrella is choking Ulf though, just blatantly wrapping both hands around the man's throat! Knocker is counting at a snail's pace... that's the slowest count I've ever seen!
Vasco Dias: Hey, Terrella broke! Calm down! Look, he's applying the old Greco-Roman smash your opponent's skull into the mat like a basketball lock! Happy now?
{ Terrella covers a nostril and feigns blowing snot on Ulf, a clear sign of disrespect. He pulls Ulf up and whips him into the ropes... but Ulf ducks a clothesline attempt. Ulf hits the ropes on the other side and collides into Terrella with a diving shoulder block! The force of impact blasts Terrella off his feet and toward the ropes. The crowd roars in approval. Hurt and stunned, Terrella rolls outside underneath the bottom rope to regroup on the floor. Ulf gives him no quarter though, as he hits the ropes with a head of steam, bouncing off and flying over the top with a suicide dive that knocks Terrella to the ground, and ends with Ulf landing on his feet!! }
Terri Morasco: What a gorgeous move from a gorgeous, gorgeous man! The athleticism and grace! Ah...
Vasco Dias: Do you want a cigarette, Morasco?
Terri Morasco: That's not what I want right now.
{ Ulf plays to the crowd after the move. }
Ulf Hednir: SkÄl!
Crowd: SkÄl!
{ Ulf smiles, then turns to refocus on Terrella. He charges, possibly looking for his Lou Thesz Press, but Portia quickly steps in front of Ulf. He stops cold in his tracks the minute he sees Portia in his path, not wanting to hit her. She talks trash to him, sticking a finger in his face. Ulf Hednir shows a bit of frustration, but largely keeps his composure. Portia then slaps Ulf right across the mouth, and the sound of the impact audibly registers for the cameras. }
Terri Morasco: That evil, evil woman! She knows Ulf won't hit her back! He's way too good of a man for that! He doesn't deserve that! Ulf actually has honor and values! And the official isn't doing a damn thing about it because Tommy is every bit as smitten with her as you are! I'll tell you what though, Vasco, hold my earrings! If she wants to...
Vasco Dias: Morasco, sit down! You can't go down there and fight Portia! You need to calm down!
Terri Morasco: It just makes me so mad!
Vasco Dias: Look, Tommy is telling her to back up now, and she's listening. Take a breath, Morasco.
Terri Morasco: Oh no! Terrella with a low-blow to Ulf now while the official was talking to Portia!! Ulf had an eye on her, and Terrella took full advantage by going low because Terrella is a reprehensible human being!
{ Terrella grabs Ulf and picks him up, dropping the small of Ulf's back over the steel barricade. Ulf's body bows. Terrella yanks him off by the neck. Terrella picks him up and drops the small of Ulf's back over the barricade once more. Stephen drives an elbow underneath Hednir's chin, causing Ulf to fall to the floor at ringside. Terrella lumbers over and grabs a television cable up off the floor. He wraps the cable around Ulf's neck three times and begins to choke the champion. Ulf's face starts to change color, and Terrella tightens with his right hand. Terrella shouts, "Time to bleed." He raises his left fist and begins raining down punches on Ulf's forehead with his heavy-handed lefts. }
Vasco Dias: You may have to find someone else to pine for, Morasco. I don't know if Ulf will look as pretty after this.
Terri Morasco: Did I miss where this was billed as a no disqualification match? I don't think I did! Apparently there are two sets of rules in this one though- and Tommy is going to let Terrella do whatever he wants!
Vasco Dias: I hate to say good things about Ulf. It pains me. That's a tough man, though! Terrella just blasted him in the skull about seven times, and Terrella hits hard! Ulf just won't open up, and I think it's frustrating Terrella.
Terri Morasco: Terrella finally unwinding that television cable, thankfully! He picks Ulf up... and rams him face first into the steel ring post! That was just pure malice!
Vasco Dias: Portia with a little insult to injury, pointing at Ulf and laughing. Now big Terrella wants a kiss from his woman! And there it is! Love is beautiful!
Terri Morasco: This is disgusting is what it is!
Vasco Dias: Hey, when you're in control, celebrate and gloat! All that's left to do now for the King is finish the Viking off. Matter of time now.
Terri Morasco: Terrella reaching down for Ulf... he has to get him in the ring to beat him... but there's a headbutt from Ulf!
Vasco Dias: Terrella going to fire back with a headbutt of his own!
Terri Morasco: Ulf answers with another thunderous headbutt!
Vasco Dias: The King isn't going to be outdone! There's another headbutt for Ulf!
Terri Morasco: Ulf strikes back with a third headbutt!
Vasco Dias: They're trading headbutts as Terrella answers! I'm getting a headache just watching this! This is savage! I've never seen two men just stand and trade headbutts before! Yes it hurts your opponent, but it also hurts you!
Terri Morasco: Ulf traps Terrella's arms now, and he's going to town with headbutts! Terrella is rocked! Ulf rolls Terrella back in the ring now... Ulf follows quickly.., scaling the top... and there is a Senton Bomb from Ulf!! All of the air just shot out of Terrella's body!
Vasco Dias: This isn't looking good!
Terri Morasco: Ulf pressing the advantage... picking Terrella up... and there's a German Suplex!!! What an amazing display of strength from Ulf there!!
Vasco Dias: Ulf has started to really quicken the pace on Terrella. The King has got to slow this match back down somehow if he's going to win this. Ulf might be a little battered, but he doesn't look the slightest bit tired out there! Terrella is big and powerful, but he's not known for his stamina.
Terri Morasco: Ulf waiting on Terrella as he tries to sit up.. and there's a big boot on the seated Terrella!!
Vasco Dias: Something flew out of Terrella's mouth! I don't know if that was spit or a tooth!
Terri Morasco: Ulf taking Terrella by the legs now...
Vasco Dias: He's not going for Flight of the Valkyries, is he!? That's a three hundred pound man!
Terri Morasco: Ulf takes a deep breath... here we go!!! Ulf is swinging Terrella in the Flight of the Valkyries!!
Vasco Dias: The strength that takes... I have no words!!! That's two... no three... no four times around and counting... That takes power in your arms, your legs and your core!!
Terri Morasco: Ulf is up to six rotations... seven rotations... and he let's go! Terrella hits the canvas after a short flight! Ulf drops to a knee! Wow!!! This crowd is on their feet!
{ Ulf capitalizes on the swing, locking in a sleeper hold on the dizzied Terrella. Portia pleads for Terrella to fight up as the crowd cheers in anticipation of a potential Ulf victory. Terrella tries to pull at Ulf's grip to no avail. He leans forward, getting a leg under himself and starts to try to stand. Terrella explodes up, driving Ulf back first into the turnbuckles to break the hold. All three hundred pounds of Terrella crushes Ulf in the process. Terrella collapses forward. Ulf hits the canvas, too. Ulf tries to get back to his feet, but Portia reaches up and digs her nails into Ulf's eyes really quickly while the official was having a quick check on Terrella. }
Terri Morasco: There she is again, interjecting herself in this match! They are trying to steal the Television Title away from Ulf! How do you defend that, Vasco?
Vasco Dias: Ulf has about forty thousand screaming idiots on the outside helping him! So Portia maybe gets a little bit involved, so what!? It's like forty thousand against two.
Terri Morasco: That is not even remotely the same thing.
{ Terrella sucks in a big breath of air, fixing his tights as he stumbles over toward Ulf. Terrella scoops Ulf up and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Ulf, pressing down on his chin after the finish. Terrella pauses for another deep breath, sweat pouring down his forehead. He picks Ulf up and locks him in a bearhug. Terrella shakes Ulf violently back-and-forth, really trying to inflict more punishment on Hednir's lower back. The crowd rallies behind Ulf. Portia screams on the outside for them to shut up. Ulf's face shows the pain of the move, but he refuses to quit. Ulf bell claps Terrella once, and then again to break the hold. }
{Ulf delivers a spinning roundhouse to Terrella's gut. Terrella takes a step back, and Ulf hits a dropkick. Ulf grabs at his back for a moment, flexing it out for a bit to shake off the attack. Hednir takes Terrella's arm and twists, bringing him toward the corner. Ulf climbs the buckles, and starts walking the top rope in an impressive display of balance. Ulf leaps off and delivers Old School! Ulf goes into a cover. Knocker once again slowly slides into position for a count... One!... Two!... No!!! Terrella kicks out!! Just barely! }
Terri Morasco: That was soooo close! Ulf bringing Terrella up... I'm not sure how much gas the King has left in the tank... this is one of the longer matches he's been in to date here. Ulf going for a scoop...
Vasco Dias: Terrella blocks! There's a hard downward elbow to Ulf's neck! You were saying, Morasco?
Terri Morasco: Terrella goes to the eyes again!
Vasco Dias: Ulf's eyes are going to have more thumb prints on them than a criminal database after this match! This is for the Television Title though! You do what you have to do to win!
Terri Morasco: Terrella with a stinging right jab! There's a left uppercut! Ulf firing back with a forearm smash!
Vasco Dias: Terrella coming back with a left cross! Hednir with another forearm smash! Boot to the midsection from Terrella! They're standing and trading!
Terri Morasco: Terrella with another hard left hand! He turns Ulf, and there is a 'Body Shot' right in Ulf's kidney! Ulf not backing down though! He's hurting, but there is absolutely no fear or retreat in Ulf! Ulf with a double leg takedown!! Terrella off his feet!!
Vasco Dias: Heads up move by the Viking! Terrella is a brawler. Ulf can stand and trade with him, but you're playing the King's game by doing that. As much as I hate to say it, I don't think Terrella can out wrestle Ulf with all of Ulf's training.
Terri Morasco: Ulf is laying in some hard elbow shots now! Those are perfectly legal!
Vasco Dias: I think one caught Terrella flush over the eye! Terrella is busted wide open! Hednir is just laying waste to Terrella with those elbows!
Terri Morasco: Terrella with the thumbs in the eyes another time! Of course. And now Terrella... is he?... he's just biting Ulf's forehead!! This is looking more like a street fight than a wrestling match!
Vasco Dias: Say what you will about Terrella, Morasco... but you can't say he doesn't get the job done!
{ Terrella shoves Ulf off, and quickly moves to stand over him. Terrella starts laying in some brutal crossface punches to Ulf. Terrella fish hooks Ulf, pulling him up, and goes for a Samoan drop, but Ulf slips off with his agility. Ulf ducks under Terrella and hoists him up and plants him with a Samoan drop of his own! Both men lay on the canvas! Tommy Knocker checks on Terrella. As Tommy turns to go check on Ulf, Portia pulls off her shoes and hands one of her heels into Terrella. Terrella puts it underneath his stomach, laying on top to hide it. }
Terri Morasco: There it is! That moment they are admitting they can't beat Ulf in a clean fight!! They're going to try to cheat Ulf out of this victory!
Vasco Dias:What are you talking about!? I see both men on the mat! It looks pretty even to me. One just has an extremely smart woman at ringside with him, and you're making that out like it's a bad thing. This isn't a Boy Scout meeting, Morasco! If Ulf had half a brain, he'd have taken his title and just walked out of here about 10 minutes ago with the countout loss! But no, your dreamboat is too stubborn for that! He's not smart!
Terri Morasco: Shut it! He's more man than you or Terrella will ever be! He wants to do things the right way! And you know what, Vasco... I hope that handsome man kicks Terrella's ass!!! There! I said it!! So you can sit over there and you can just be quiet!
{ Portia runs over and climbs the apron on the opposite side of the ring. Bloody, Terrella still lays prone has the official tells Portia she has to get down. She argues. Ulf reaches down and drags Terrella up, going for a second Samoan drop- but Terrella pulls Portia's heel out of his tights where he had tucked it and spikes Ulf in the head a few times on the way up. Ulf reaches for his eyes, allowing Terrella to pick him up in position for the 'Diffuser.' }
Vasco Dias: There it is! Diffuser!! We're going to have a new Champion!!
Terri Morasco: This is ridiculous! Now Portia's going to let the official go... and we have a cover from Terrella! Tommy Knocker is in position a lot quicker this time, I see! One!... Two... NO!!!! Ulf kicked out!!! Ulf kicked out!!!
Vasco Dias: How in the hell!? Terrella and Portia are in disbelief!!! So am I!!!
Terri Morasco: This entire arena has come unglued!!! They tried to steal it, and Ulf is still in this!!!
Vasco Dias: Terrella pounding the mat in frustration! He has to be asking himself what he has to do to put the Viking away!
{ Terrella takes a moment to collect his breath. He slowly gets up, wearing the scars of war. Terrella pulls Ulf up, shaking his head no. He screams at Ulf to: "Stay the fuck down!" Terrella keeps yelling at Ulf out of frustration. He looks for the 'Diffuser' one more time, but his delay gives Ulf some time to recover, and somehow Ulf slips out and keeps his feet!!! }
Vasco Dias: How in the hell did he do that!?
Terri Morasco: Yes, Ulf! Yes!
Vasco Dias: There isn't a single idiot in this building still in their seat!
Terri Morasco: Ulf delivers a roundhouse to Terrella's head! The King just got his head taken off! Ulf is beaten and sore, but he's digging deep... he has new energy from this crowd! Ulf picks up Portia's shoe and launches it about eight rows deep in the crowd for a little bit of fun! I hope she has to walk home on a rocky road, too! Ulf whips Terrella into the turnbuckle now!
Vasco Dias: Oh crap!
Terri Morasco: And there's Fury of the Gods! Terrella is dazed!... And there is... the... Thor Punch!!! Thor Punch!!! Yes!
Vasco Dias: Terrella is out!
Terri Morasco: Ulf covers... The official slides into position... One!... Two!!... Three!!! Ulf has done it! Ulf has retained the Title!
Vasco Dias: Tommy could've counted to a hundred there. No one gets up from the Thor Punch. Not even Terrella. This sucks. Ulf may be unstoppable.
Terri Morasco: What a battle! They tried to screw Ulf out of the title! Terrella brought him a war! They threw every trick they had at Ulf! At the end of the day though, Ulf Hednir overcame it all and is still our World Television Champion! What a warrior!
{ Portia enters the ring to check on Terrella, who is still out cold in the center of the ring. She kneels down at his side, tending him. }
{âRaise Your Hornsâ is playing over the PA. Ulf is already to his feet before Portia had gotten in the ring, and Tommy Knocker hands him his belt and drinking horn; Ulf wraps the belt around his waist before holding the drinking horn in one hand and has his arm raised by Tommy Knocker with the other. The show comes to a close with Ulf still standing tall as the reigning IWF World Television Champion.}
Well howdy there pardner.