Post by Nick Knight on Apr 23, 2021 8:07:42 GMT
The father and son pair of Nick and JC Knight walk into the small pub and belly up to the bar. When the keeper, a reddy cheek gent with thinning grey hair, came over Nick smiled and said, “A double of whiskey neat and a pint of stout.”
“Anything for the boy,” replied the barkeep.
“We are about to have a conversation like men so he can have a drink like a man.” Nick gives the barkeep a wink as he sets the dark beer in front of the younger Knight. “Go ahead son, everyone should remember their first pint.”
JC tips back the glass and takes a sip. Nick and the barkeep both crack up as they watch the boy barely keep from spitting the pub. “How do you drink that shit!”
“Language JC!”
“Language my ass! You just tried to kill me!”
“Someday you will come to enjoy a pint of Guinness as one of the finer things in life, but it’s like Jerry Foster once told me about Jack Daniels, ‘It’s an acquired taste.’ A coca-cola for the boy since I guess he’s not man enough to drink like one.”
Still laughing the barkeep grabs a bottle of coke from the cooler and the two Knight’s make their way to a table in the back. Nick had been running this conversation through his head a thousand times a day since he promised to have it, and he still wasn’t quite sure what he was going to say to his son. It’s not like there was a handbook on how to tell your kid that you’re in love with your mom and your babysitter, oh and they love each other too.
“You asked me a question when I talked to you last time and I wanted to talk about it in person, do you still want to talk about it?”
“I do, but I’m not really sure what to say,” JC answers.
“I’m not going to be mad at you for saying anything son. If I think it’s inappropriate I will tell you so, but I want be mad.”
“Alright.” The boys takes a sip of his drink the gather his nerves. “Are you fucking Cin. I know, I know language.”
“This is a conversation between two men, so don’t worry about your language. Since you were blunt with your question I’ll be blunt with my answer. Yes, Cin and I are having sex.”
“What does that mean for you and Mom?”
“That’s where things get complicated.” Nick threw back the whiskey in one go for a little bit of liquid courage and prepared for the onslaught.
“You’re cheating on Mom!”
“No. JC I love your Mom more than anything and I would never do anything to hurt her. She knows about Cin and I and approves of our relationship.”
“Relationship?”
“Yes relationship. I am dating both your mom and Cin.”
“How in the hell does that work?”
“Remember when I said it was complicated.” JC nods, confusion obvious on his face. “Well this is where it gets complicated and I’m really just getting a handle on things myself. Have you ever heard of a throuple?”
“I’m growing up in LA, or course I’ve heard of a throuple. My friend Jace has three dads and...oh.”
“Yes. Your mom, Cin, and I are all in a relationship together. I know it’s weird, but so far it’s working for us. I know that you have a crush on Cin and I hope you aren’t mad at me.”
Nicky waited for his son’s response with bated breath. The last thing that he ever wanted was to hurt his son, but he was also happy with his relationship with Cin. Could he walk away from it if his son was truly upset? He knew that as much as it would hurt him he would in a heart beat.
“Are you truly happy?”
“Yes I am.”
“I mean, are all of you happy? This isn’t some kinky shit that you’ve gotten Mom into and are forcing her to stay in or lose you is it?”
“Yes we are all happy, and no I’m not forcing either of them into anything. In fact I was the unwitting third party in all of this, but it’s turned out to okay.”
“Unwitting? How in the hell can you be an unwitting party in a threesome?”
“Do you promise not to tell either of them I told you this story?” JC enthusiastically nods. “Well Cin has three older brothers that are huge wrestling fans and for some reason she always had a crush on me. Don’t give me that look, it’s really not bullshit. Well she kept bothering your mom about meeting me so they set up a very special date for me. It was supposed to have been a one time thing, but the three of us clicked.”
“I’m calling B.S, How could you have possibly known that something like this was going to happen? I mean haven’t you and Mom done shit like this before, she’s a pornstar for God’s sake?”
“No. When your Mom and I first got together the rule was that she would never bring her work home with her. So she never brought one of her co-stars home for a threesome and I never dressed up like a pizzaman to deliver the sausage.” JC busts out laughing and spits coke across the table. “JC I get that this is probably really weird for you, because trust me it’s really weird for me.”
“How do things, um...work in the um…”
“You know the last thing most teenagers want to know is about their parents sex life, but if you really want to know…”
“It’s just really hard for me to understand.”
“Alright, without going into too many deals sometimes it’s just two of us and sometimes it’s all three of us.”
“So sometimes you’re with Mom and sometimes you’re with Cin, but other times you’re with them both. Don’t they get jealous of each other?”
“No, just like I don’t get jealous when the two of them are together without me.”
“Wait.” JC’s eyes nearly bug out of his head. “Mom and Cin are together sometimes without you? I guess I never realized Mom was into chicks like that.”
“She wasn’t before now, at least not like this. She of course had been with other women in her movies, but never in a relationship; but you need to talk with her about that. Are you sure we are good?”
“We’re good, besides I kind of have a girl friend.”
“Really? Does your mom know?”
“No, she would probably freak out. She doesn’t like her dad, because of some stuff he said to her at a PTO meeting a couple of years ago. He really doesn’t have anything to talk about with her he’s a shitty action star that makes all his money taking his shirt off.”
“Sounds like Steve Awesome.”
“He’s just like Steve Awesome, except they actually play his movies in theaters.”
“Lets get back to the hotel so we can have this talk with your mom and Cin. They both care about you and want to make sure that you’re alright.”
“Do we have to?”
“Afraid so.”
“Shit!”
“Language JC.”
“Anything for the boy,” replied the barkeep.
“We are about to have a conversation like men so he can have a drink like a man.” Nick gives the barkeep a wink as he sets the dark beer in front of the younger Knight. “Go ahead son, everyone should remember their first pint.”
JC tips back the glass and takes a sip. Nick and the barkeep both crack up as they watch the boy barely keep from spitting the pub. “How do you drink that shit!”
“Language JC!”
“Language my ass! You just tried to kill me!”
“Someday you will come to enjoy a pint of Guinness as one of the finer things in life, but it’s like Jerry Foster once told me about Jack Daniels, ‘It’s an acquired taste.’ A coca-cola for the boy since I guess he’s not man enough to drink like one.”
Still laughing the barkeep grabs a bottle of coke from the cooler and the two Knight’s make their way to a table in the back. Nick had been running this conversation through his head a thousand times a day since he promised to have it, and he still wasn’t quite sure what he was going to say to his son. It’s not like there was a handbook on how to tell your kid that you’re in love with your mom and your babysitter, oh and they love each other too.
“You asked me a question when I talked to you last time and I wanted to talk about it in person, do you still want to talk about it?”
“I do, but I’m not really sure what to say,” JC answers.
“I’m not going to be mad at you for saying anything son. If I think it’s inappropriate I will tell you so, but I want be mad.”
“Alright.” The boys takes a sip of his drink the gather his nerves. “Are you fucking Cin. I know, I know language.”
“This is a conversation between two men, so don’t worry about your language. Since you were blunt with your question I’ll be blunt with my answer. Yes, Cin and I are having sex.”
“What does that mean for you and Mom?”
“That’s where things get complicated.” Nick threw back the whiskey in one go for a little bit of liquid courage and prepared for the onslaught.
“You’re cheating on Mom!”
“No. JC I love your Mom more than anything and I would never do anything to hurt her. She knows about Cin and I and approves of our relationship.”
“Relationship?”
“Yes relationship. I am dating both your mom and Cin.”
“How in the hell does that work?”
“Remember when I said it was complicated.” JC nods, confusion obvious on his face. “Well this is where it gets complicated and I’m really just getting a handle on things myself. Have you ever heard of a throuple?”
“I’m growing up in LA, or course I’ve heard of a throuple. My friend Jace has three dads and...oh.”
“Yes. Your mom, Cin, and I are all in a relationship together. I know it’s weird, but so far it’s working for us. I know that you have a crush on Cin and I hope you aren’t mad at me.”
Nicky waited for his son’s response with bated breath. The last thing that he ever wanted was to hurt his son, but he was also happy with his relationship with Cin. Could he walk away from it if his son was truly upset? He knew that as much as it would hurt him he would in a heart beat.
“Are you truly happy?”
“Yes I am.”
“I mean, are all of you happy? This isn’t some kinky shit that you’ve gotten Mom into and are forcing her to stay in or lose you is it?”
“Yes we are all happy, and no I’m not forcing either of them into anything. In fact I was the unwitting third party in all of this, but it’s turned out to okay.”
“Unwitting? How in the hell can you be an unwitting party in a threesome?”
“Do you promise not to tell either of them I told you this story?” JC enthusiastically nods. “Well Cin has three older brothers that are huge wrestling fans and for some reason she always had a crush on me. Don’t give me that look, it’s really not bullshit. Well she kept bothering your mom about meeting me so they set up a very special date for me. It was supposed to have been a one time thing, but the three of us clicked.”
“I’m calling B.S, How could you have possibly known that something like this was going to happen? I mean haven’t you and Mom done shit like this before, she’s a pornstar for God’s sake?”
“No. When your Mom and I first got together the rule was that she would never bring her work home with her. So she never brought one of her co-stars home for a threesome and I never dressed up like a pizzaman to deliver the sausage.” JC busts out laughing and spits coke across the table. “JC I get that this is probably really weird for you, because trust me it’s really weird for me.”
“How do things, um...work in the um…”
“You know the last thing most teenagers want to know is about their parents sex life, but if you really want to know…”
“It’s just really hard for me to understand.”
“Alright, without going into too many deals sometimes it’s just two of us and sometimes it’s all three of us.”
“So sometimes you’re with Mom and sometimes you’re with Cin, but other times you’re with them both. Don’t they get jealous of each other?”
“No, just like I don’t get jealous when the two of them are together without me.”
“Wait.” JC’s eyes nearly bug out of his head. “Mom and Cin are together sometimes without you? I guess I never realized Mom was into chicks like that.”
“She wasn’t before now, at least not like this. She of course had been with other women in her movies, but never in a relationship; but you need to talk with her about that. Are you sure we are good?”
“We’re good, besides I kind of have a girl friend.”
“Really? Does your mom know?”
“No, she would probably freak out. She doesn’t like her dad, because of some stuff he said to her at a PTO meeting a couple of years ago. He really doesn’t have anything to talk about with her he’s a shitty action star that makes all his money taking his shirt off.”
“Sounds like Steve Awesome.”
“He’s just like Steve Awesome, except they actually play his movies in theaters.”
“Lets get back to the hotel so we can have this talk with your mom and Cin. They both care about you and want to make sure that you’re alright.”
“Do we have to?”
“Afraid so.”
“Shit!”
“Language JC.”
Well howdy there pardner.