Post by Rob Diamond on Feb 2, 2022 0:09:45 GMT
The whole world wants to know where Rob Diamond has been after getting over like a wet fart in a hot tub during the Olympians Mixed Tag Team Tournament of Champions With a Name that is too long...
And the answer is?
He's been home! WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
Something about tagging with Fiona McFly just didn't sit right with Rob Diamond, perhaps it was the Trump 2020 sticker or the fact she refused to wear anything that didn't have MAGA on it. All Rob Diamond knew is that he needed to take a minute and find his bearings because something didn't feel right.
So the GREATEST OF ALL TIME went home. Looked after his kids. Ignored Roberto Verona's calls, texts, emails, dm's and every other form of communication until his wife slapped him so hard across the face he had to go to a chiropractor to get his jaw set right.
And that brings us to today, to today's vlog. Rob Diamond is ready to address his audience and let them know where he stands as a wrestler.
I welcome you to the VLOG OF DIAMOND!
Never do that again.
Yeah, that'll appease the unwashed masses.
You're goddamn right it's a bitch answer you needle dick having piece of shit!
What!? No suck it!? No catch phrase!? What a travesty! I like it. Tune into Sacrifice to find out what's next in the career of Rob Diamond!
And the answer is?
He's been home! WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
Something about tagging with Fiona McFly just didn't sit right with Rob Diamond, perhaps it was the Trump 2020 sticker or the fact she refused to wear anything that didn't have MAGA on it. All Rob Diamond knew is that he needed to take a minute and find his bearings because something didn't feel right.
So the GREATEST OF ALL TIME went home. Looked after his kids. Ignored Roberto Verona's calls, texts, emails, dm's and every other form of communication until his wife slapped him so hard across the face he had to go to a chiropractor to get his jaw set right.
And that brings us to today, to today's vlog. Rob Diamond is ready to address his audience and let them know where he stands as a wrestler.
I welcome you to the VLOG OF DIAMOND!
Rob Diamond - Doesn't understand the concept of an NFT
"What up everyone. It's me, ya boy. Rob to the D-I-A-MOND!"
"What up everyone. It's me, ya boy. Rob to the D-I-A-MOND!"
Never do that again.
Rob Diamond - Proved he can spell
"I know everyone has been wondering where I've been and I'm here to sort of give you an answer. I've been home! Pretty simple!"
"I know everyone has been wondering where I've been and I'm here to sort of give you an answer. I've been home! Pretty simple!"
Yeah, that'll appease the unwashed masses.
Rob Diamond - Loves appeasing the unwashed masses
"I know it's not the answer ya'll wanted but that's where I've been. I just took some time off. The olympians mixed tag thing just didn't feel right and when it was over I caught a flight back home and just used up all of my PTO and when the PTO was over I just didn't return any of my missed messages. I know that's sort of a bitch answer and I'm sorry."
"I know it's not the answer ya'll wanted but that's where I've been. I just took some time off. The olympians mixed tag thing just didn't feel right and when it was over I caught a flight back home and just used up all of my PTO and when the PTO was over I just didn't return any of my missed messages. I know that's sort of a bitch answer and I'm sorry."
You're goddamn right it's a bitch answer you needle dick having piece of shit!
Rob Diamond - Is "sorry"
"But it's the only answer ya get. And if you wanna know what's next for me than ya better tune into Sacrifice."
*Feed Ends*
"But it's the only answer ya get. And if you wanna know what's next for me than ya better tune into Sacrifice."
*Feed Ends*
What!? No suck it!? No catch phrase!? What a travesty! I like it. Tune into Sacrifice to find out what's next in the career of Rob Diamond!
Well howdy there pardner.