Post by Rob Diamond on Mar 11, 2022 0:24:45 GMT
Ya’ll wanna know the worst thing about being married to the female doppelganger of your formerly dead best friend who is avoiding me on social media??
She’s a relentlessly mean trainer!
“Let’s go you micro penised pussy!”
“Hey! Come o-OOF!”
She takes me to the mat with an armdrag faster than Nighthawk running away from a playground when the police show up!
"Get up!”
I’m getting up!”
"Faster! You flat assed fuck!”
My ass isn’t flat, is it? Someone tell me in the comments.
ANYWAY! I nipped up and went for the kill but that slippery bitch went for the go behind and dropped me right on my head!
"Fuck me…”
"Not if you keep wrestling like that.”
I knew we should have turned Spike’s old training gym into a sex dungeon. BUT NO! Someone had to train for their comeback and reclaim the World Championship…
It was me but maybe Mama Kane someday too? You never know.
Can we take a fiver?”
"Are you going to get five during the Roulette?”
"Probably not but we also aren’t i-”
She drilled me in the kisser with a standing dropkick in the middle of my answer! You know? If she wasn’t so hot and dangerous I would consider being offended!
That was dirty!”
"That’s the way I like it!”
I grabbed her left leg quicker than Nighthawk grabs kids off the street in his pedo van! Can’t stop the dreaded single leg! Mama tried to fight her way back up but I was all over her like Nighthawk at the newsstand when the new issue of Gap Kids comes out! She went for a front waistlock takedown but I stuffed that shit like Nighthawk stuffs ruffies into the pizzas at Chuck E Cheese!
"HAHA!”
"Oh, you think you’ve got me!?”
She grabbed me with a swinging armdrag takedown and tied me up with a triangle choke. I don’t hate the view.
"Because I’m pretty sure I got you.”
"Can’t… Win… By tapout!”
She may be my wife but I am not opposed to dropping her on her head with a single arm powerbomb. I lifted her high up over my head like a tribal chief and went to dump her on the outside but she held onto that goddamn triangle! The both of us went toppling out of the ring and to the floor.
"Nice try.”
"Heh, I almost had you.”
"Almost won’t be good enough at High Stakes.”
"You’re right. I guess we should practice that little scenario again… In bed?”
"Oh yeah? You toss me over the top rope and we can practice all night long.”
Now that’s how you train for the Roulette. Hope all you perverts were paying attention.
She’s a relentlessly mean trainer!
“Let’s go you micro penised pussy!”
“Hey! Come o-OOF!”
She takes me to the mat with an armdrag faster than Nighthawk running away from a playground when the police show up!
"Get up!”
I’m getting up!”
"Faster! You flat assed fuck!”
My ass isn’t flat, is it? Someone tell me in the comments.
ANYWAY! I nipped up and went for the kill but that slippery bitch went for the go behind and dropped me right on my head!
"Fuck me…”
"Not if you keep wrestling like that.”
I knew we should have turned Spike’s old training gym into a sex dungeon. BUT NO! Someone had to train for their comeback and reclaim the World Championship…
It was me but maybe Mama Kane someday too? You never know.
Can we take a fiver?”
"Are you going to get five during the Roulette?”
"Probably not but we also aren’t i-”
She drilled me in the kisser with a standing dropkick in the middle of my answer! You know? If she wasn’t so hot and dangerous I would consider being offended!
That was dirty!”
"That’s the way I like it!”
I grabbed her left leg quicker than Nighthawk grabs kids off the street in his pedo van! Can’t stop the dreaded single leg! Mama tried to fight her way back up but I was all over her like Nighthawk at the newsstand when the new issue of Gap Kids comes out! She went for a front waistlock takedown but I stuffed that shit like Nighthawk stuffs ruffies into the pizzas at Chuck E Cheese!
"HAHA!”
"Oh, you think you’ve got me!?”
She grabbed me with a swinging armdrag takedown and tied me up with a triangle choke. I don’t hate the view.
"Because I’m pretty sure I got you.”
"Can’t… Win… By tapout!”
She may be my wife but I am not opposed to dropping her on her head with a single arm powerbomb. I lifted her high up over my head like a tribal chief and went to dump her on the outside but she held onto that goddamn triangle! The both of us went toppling out of the ring and to the floor.
"Nice try.”
"Heh, I almost had you.”
"Almost won’t be good enough at High Stakes.”
"You’re right. I guess we should practice that little scenario again… In bed?”
"Oh yeah? You toss me over the top rope and we can practice all night long.”
Now that’s how you train for the Roulette. Hope all you perverts were paying attention.
Rob Diamond - Excellent tongue game
We’re only a couple weeks ago from the single biggest match in the IWF calendar year. That match has drawn out some of the best professional wrestlers not already under contract with this company. But if they have a set of nuts in their already impressive sacks they should consider sticking around.
Or go back to their small dicked ponds. It really doesn’t make a difference to me at all.
This company, the IWF! It means everything to me. I may not love every decision Roberto Verona makes. I may not like every signing that comes through the door. I may not like how he books the shows but what I do like? What I know?
When I step in the ring I am looking at a legit top talent.
No one can deny how absolutely stacked our roster is. Hell, I like to brag that I’m Greatest of all Time but that isn’t meant to say Dean Harper, Warren Kane, Ulf Hednir, JC Keeton, Pax Stormcrow and so many more aren’t fucking amazing.
I’ve just been here the longest. I’ve accomplished more. And I will keep accomplishing more.
Calling myself the GOAT of IWF isn’t an insult to anyone else on the roster, for me, it’s just a fact.
When one of them does more between those ropes than me I will happily forfeit the copyright over to them and they can start printing out the shirts.
BUT!
My point is. The reason I don’t go to other company’s and see how I match up against their talent is because I know their talent couldn’t match up to us. I see these guys like Cashe and Jones rolling up in here looking for that easy shot to the top and hey? I get it. Why not jump the line and see if you can’t win a quick world title shot. Another little accolade to add to your Twitter bio before you jump ship back to whatever company you’re currently the big fish of.
I’ll still be here.
I’ll still be here because I know I could wrestle Dean, Warren, Ulf, Pax, JC, Roberto, Knight, Terrella, Abraxes a hundred times and maybe if I’m having a good year win fifty one of those matches! I know in this company I’m facing the absolute best in the world today! Yeah, they don’t respect me. They don’t respect what I’ve done. They don’t respect the career I’ve had. That shit ain’t gonna change because I go get my dick wet somewhere else.
Shelly wants to prove a point and that’s fine. She can.
But she’s beaten everyone in her division.
I’ve still got Work to do.
High Stakes is fast approaching and all I’ve been doing is training. The Roulette is my match to win this year! My moment! I came back to prove to the world that I am the Greatest of all Time! And it starts by beating twenty nine other men in one night! You can count me out. You can ignore me. Hell, you can even make fun of me training with my wife.
But ya’ll never trained with a Kane.
At High Stakes?
The whole world is fixing to Find Out.
We’re only a couple weeks ago from the single biggest match in the IWF calendar year. That match has drawn out some of the best professional wrestlers not already under contract with this company. But if they have a set of nuts in their already impressive sacks they should consider sticking around.
Or go back to their small dicked ponds. It really doesn’t make a difference to me at all.
This company, the IWF! It means everything to me. I may not love every decision Roberto Verona makes. I may not like every signing that comes through the door. I may not like how he books the shows but what I do like? What I know?
When I step in the ring I am looking at a legit top talent.
No one can deny how absolutely stacked our roster is. Hell, I like to brag that I’m Greatest of all Time but that isn’t meant to say Dean Harper, Warren Kane, Ulf Hednir, JC Keeton, Pax Stormcrow and so many more aren’t fucking amazing.
I’ve just been here the longest. I’ve accomplished more. And I will keep accomplishing more.
Calling myself the GOAT of IWF isn’t an insult to anyone else on the roster, for me, it’s just a fact.
When one of them does more between those ropes than me I will happily forfeit the copyright over to them and they can start printing out the shirts.
BUT!
My point is. The reason I don’t go to other company’s and see how I match up against their talent is because I know their talent couldn’t match up to us. I see these guys like Cashe and Jones rolling up in here looking for that easy shot to the top and hey? I get it. Why not jump the line and see if you can’t win a quick world title shot. Another little accolade to add to your Twitter bio before you jump ship back to whatever company you’re currently the big fish of.
I’ll still be here.
I’ll still be here because I know I could wrestle Dean, Warren, Ulf, Pax, JC, Roberto, Knight, Terrella, Abraxes a hundred times and maybe if I’m having a good year win fifty one of those matches! I know in this company I’m facing the absolute best in the world today! Yeah, they don’t respect me. They don’t respect what I’ve done. They don’t respect the career I’ve had. That shit ain’t gonna change because I go get my dick wet somewhere else.
Shelly wants to prove a point and that’s fine. She can.
But she’s beaten everyone in her division.
I’ve still got Work to do.
High Stakes is fast approaching and all I’ve been doing is training. The Roulette is my match to win this year! My moment! I came back to prove to the world that I am the Greatest of all Time! And it starts by beating twenty nine other men in one night! You can count me out. You can ignore me. Hell, you can even make fun of me training with my wife.
But ya’ll never trained with a Kane.
At High Stakes?
The whole world is fixing to Find Out.
Well howdy there pardner.