Post by Alek Bronson on Mar 19, 2022 1:33:56 GMT
Screens fades from black to you standing in front of a massive castle. Langskips in the water below the cliffside. Fur dangling amongst the walls as you walk through the front archway. A giant pair of war axes pinned above a gargantuan throne. The gothic setting proves a bit nerve wrecking as you creep along. Suddenly an open barrel of grog gets slammed down.
SKÃ…L!
A giant figure of a man jumps down, ground shaking as he lands. He wipes the liquid from his beard. Eyes locked on you. You see a large amount of people around the upper section drinking and dancing. They stop and turn towards the King. Stomping out a rhythmic beat, the lyrics from "Raise your horns".
Invader. You should not be here. This is the land of Ulf Hednir! No meat or grog upon your person for me? Aggression noted.
He charges you with lariat. Rolling out of the way, you lead with a Kidd Kick and miss grotesquely.
Fuck! Damn Beefiness! Ulf, my man, why don't we just talk about this?
Ulf just shakes his head and charges again, this time connecting with a big boot. He lifts you up and throws you hard on the ground. You run away and sip some health potion. Using the strength bonus of Beefiness, you lift Ulf in the air and throw him down with a chokeslam. Y'all trade blows. Health dipping into dangerous levels for both men. Driving your shoulder into Ulf's stomach with a killing spear, he falls to a knee.
Calm invader. You've sobered me up. This castle divides my land with that of the Holy Land. I would not travel there as the Christening Duo still lurks at this moment. For tonight, we drink and eat. Tomorrow, you're free to do as you will. As leaving here is up to you.
Wait... We're cool?
SKÃ…L! *he laughs* You've proved yourself as a warrior. We respect those able to sober me.
I could use a drink. So let's go... Mr... Ulf... King. Sir.
They laugh and drink together as the night grows long and soon does your slumber.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE?
SKÃ…L!
A giant figure of a man jumps down, ground shaking as he lands. He wipes the liquid from his beard. Eyes locked on you. You see a large amount of people around the upper section drinking and dancing. They stop and turn towards the King. Stomping out a rhythmic beat, the lyrics from "Raise your horns".
Invader. You should not be here. This is the land of Ulf Hednir! No meat or grog upon your person for me? Aggression noted.
He charges you with lariat. Rolling out of the way, you lead with a Kidd Kick and miss grotesquely.
Fuck! Damn Beefiness! Ulf, my man, why don't we just talk about this?
Ulf just shakes his head and charges again, this time connecting with a big boot. He lifts you up and throws you hard on the ground. You run away and sip some health potion. Using the strength bonus of Beefiness, you lift Ulf in the air and throw him down with a chokeslam. Y'all trade blows. Health dipping into dangerous levels for both men. Driving your shoulder into Ulf's stomach with a killing spear, he falls to a knee.
Calm invader. You've sobered me up. This castle divides my land with that of the Holy Land. I would not travel there as the Christening Duo still lurks at this moment. For tonight, we drink and eat. Tomorrow, you're free to do as you will. As leaving here is up to you.
Wait... We're cool?
SKÃ…L! *he laughs* You've proved yourself as a warrior. We respect those able to sober me.
I could use a drink. So let's go... Mr... Ulf... King. Sir.
They laugh and drink together as the night grows long and soon does your slumber.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE?
Well howdy there pardner.