Post by Alek Bronson on Mar 20, 2022 1:01:15 GMT
Early in the morning, you leave into the Holy Land. The valley filled with flowers, leads into a ring. Built with roots and vines of the neighboring forest, the ring stands tall needing a lift to reach the edge. A statue of the duo looms in the distance. A voice echoes near the ring.
WE ARE HERE TODAY AS THE DUO HAS INVITED A MULTITUDE OF MEN FROM NEIGHBORING VILLAGES OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER FOR A SPEICAL OCCASION. THE ROULETTE!!
What the fuck is a roulette?
The area around the ring lifts up going to the top of the ring. No ropes on the side. Nothing to catch you if you fall off. The men all step onto the ring. You hesitate then jump onto it.
NOW THE RULES OF THE ROULETTE:
1. ALL MEMBERS ARE FOR THEMSELF.
2. THE GOAL IS TO THROW EVERYONE ELSE OFF.
3. DESTROY EVERYONE.
READY? BEGIN!
Chaos ensues. Men falling off left and right. Each to their assumed death. Screams bellow around you as you duck and strike those going after you. Quick kicks, knees, and jabs pushing people away from you. The number of men around dwindle to 4. All circling each other. Trying not to move too soon or too late. Two men charge you as the other just watches. They try to overpower you but your strength allows you to throw them off. One sliding towards the edge but stops an inch before. The other man, who was watching, front kicks the one off the edge. The other guy smiles as the last man charges him. Ignoring you, they scramble on the edge trying to jockey for position. You sneak over and just push them off. The ring shakes as a loud gong is heard.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON THE QUALIFIER! NOW FOR THE REAL THING!
Two angelic figures appear above the ring. They hover over the ring and slowly glide down.
What in the Holy Land of fuckery is this?
YOU MUST NOW BEAT THE CHRISTENING DUO!!!
Fuck me running...
You start heading towards the edge of the ring as roots go over the ring, enclosing it. Leaves above as sunlight shines through. The health bars of the duo appear on the bottom of the screen. Dean Harper and James Gilmore. Looking a both, you charge through the middle as they both go to swing at you. Hitting each other, they look at themselves and split up. They fly through with clotheslines as you dodge each one. You catch James with an armbar on his second fly through. Slowly draining his health, he finally shakes you off. Chucking you at Dean for a Dance the Spiral. Laying there for a few good minutes as you collect your jaw and teeth, you kip up. The Duo smile at each other and charge again. They each go for their own attack but once again hitting each other. Their health at their limits, you-
What the fuck is this shit?
It's the story of how I won the Roulette.
You couldn't have won it. It hasn't even happened yet.
It's the story of how I am GOING to win.
You know when I asked you to draw your number for the match, I didn't expect this long ass story. I wanna finish my shift.
Geez. I know I was putting my own flair on it but damn. Ungrateful. I thought it could've been a best seller.
Well you thought wrong. Move on Alek.
Muttering to himself, Alek leaves while shaking his head.
WE ARE HERE TODAY AS THE DUO HAS INVITED A MULTITUDE OF MEN FROM NEIGHBORING VILLAGES OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER FOR A SPEICAL OCCASION. THE ROULETTE!!
What the fuck is a roulette?
The area around the ring lifts up going to the top of the ring. No ropes on the side. Nothing to catch you if you fall off. The men all step onto the ring. You hesitate then jump onto it.
NOW THE RULES OF THE ROULETTE:
1. ALL MEMBERS ARE FOR THEMSELF.
2. THE GOAL IS TO THROW EVERYONE ELSE OFF.
3. DESTROY EVERYONE.
READY? BEGIN!
Chaos ensues. Men falling off left and right. Each to their assumed death. Screams bellow around you as you duck and strike those going after you. Quick kicks, knees, and jabs pushing people away from you. The number of men around dwindle to 4. All circling each other. Trying not to move too soon or too late. Two men charge you as the other just watches. They try to overpower you but your strength allows you to throw them off. One sliding towards the edge but stops an inch before. The other man, who was watching, front kicks the one off the edge. The other guy smiles as the last man charges him. Ignoring you, they scramble on the edge trying to jockey for position. You sneak over and just push them off. The ring shakes as a loud gong is heard.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON THE QUALIFIER! NOW FOR THE REAL THING!
Two angelic figures appear above the ring. They hover over the ring and slowly glide down.
What in the Holy Land of fuckery is this?
YOU MUST NOW BEAT THE CHRISTENING DUO!!!
Fuck me running...
You start heading towards the edge of the ring as roots go over the ring, enclosing it. Leaves above as sunlight shines through. The health bars of the duo appear on the bottom of the screen. Dean Harper and James Gilmore. Looking a both, you charge through the middle as they both go to swing at you. Hitting each other, they look at themselves and split up. They fly through with clotheslines as you dodge each one. You catch James with an armbar on his second fly through. Slowly draining his health, he finally shakes you off. Chucking you at Dean for a Dance the Spiral. Laying there for a few good minutes as you collect your jaw and teeth, you kip up. The Duo smile at each other and charge again. They each go for their own attack but once again hitting each other. Their health at their limits, you-
What the fuck is this shit?
It's the story of how I won the Roulette.
You couldn't have won it. It hasn't even happened yet.
It's the story of how I am GOING to win.
You know when I asked you to draw your number for the match, I didn't expect this long ass story. I wanna finish my shift.
Geez. I know I was putting my own flair on it but damn. Ungrateful. I thought it could've been a best seller.
Well you thought wrong. Move on Alek.
Muttering to himself, Alek leaves while shaking his head.
Well howdy there pardner.