Post by Chris Miller on Jul 9, 2022 1:57:12 GMT
(OOC: Apologies for the lackluster RP, I originally meant to send in a segment for the show but I didn't expect to take such a heavy toll from my wisdom teeth surgery. The segment will have to be saved for next time. Still feeling a bit out of it, but I wanted to at least get something done for Chris.)
The scene opens up in a backstage area, with a white director’s chair in front of a green screen. The IWF Universe is heard still reeling from the performance of the main event match, the majority of the fans still in shock over what had just transpired. For now, it’s unknown why the cameras would go to the backstage area until a man in an expensive-looking dark magenta suit steps onto the screen. Wearing dark sunglasses, Chris Miller puts an aggressive smirk on his face when he sits down in the chair, looking directly at the camera he put there himself. Not wanting the IWF Universe’s attention to be on something else that isn’t him for another second, he decided to hijack the media room, probably with some intimidation. What most people wouldn’t guess when looking at him due to his arrogant presence is that this man is actually able to benchpress 600 lbs.
Chris Miller: Hello there IWF Universe, it seems like the IWF Staff had enough nerve to not give me any kind of screen time this week, so I decided to force some attention on myself, exclusively for the IWF Network. Money well spent, you bunch of morons! Once again, JC Keeton proves that he’s as lame as I always thought he was. Ulf Hednir’s best friend, or well… perhaps former best friend in the future turned his back on The Revolution. Oh no! Chris Miller puts his hands onto his cheeks in an exaggerated manner of trying to look absolutely shocked. Somebody should give this man an Emmy just for his acting ability alone. Chris Miller begins laughing with his head down.
Chris Miller: The thing is, I feel bad for the stupid sons of bitches that didn’t see this man giving into his patheticness a lot sooner. Forced to always live in Ulf Hednir’s shadow, forced to always look at himself in the mirror and remind himself just how much he sucks. JC Keeton, keep that world championship of yours real warm. Because before you know it, you’ll be standing across from the ring against someone that you will never comprehend just how he could be on a level far greater than you could ever be on. But not before he takes the IWF’s throne in the fantastic year of 2022. Just look at how phenomenal this year has already been, the greatest president in the history of the United States of America stepping into office, making sure to read those little index cards he’s handed to remember his speech due to his dementia. Gas prices increased up to astronomical rates, with the American citizens forced to pay $5 a gallon, just to please Biden’s greediness for money. To top it all off, we will all get to witness the one and only, legendary Chris Miller sitting on the throne and taking his rightful place on the top of the IWF!
Chris Miller outstretches his arms, just imagining the moment when he will take the throne. The crowd is somehow aware of this and begins booing even louder than they were before. A backstage worker is heard snickering from off-camera, prompting a glare from the International Savior himself. The camera pans over to the backstage worker, who quickly returns to what he was doing prior to letting out a snicker at the crowd's timely reaction.
Chris Miller: I am the King of My World, and I will prove it by taking the IWF’s throne! Remember these words as I leave children, I am the best damn thing that has ever happened to the world of professional wrestling, and you all know it!
Chris Miller: Hello there IWF Universe, it seems like the IWF Staff had enough nerve to not give me any kind of screen time this week, so I decided to force some attention on myself, exclusively for the IWF Network. Money well spent, you bunch of morons! Once again, JC Keeton proves that he’s as lame as I always thought he was. Ulf Hednir’s best friend, or well… perhaps former best friend in the future turned his back on The Revolution. Oh no! Chris Miller puts his hands onto his cheeks in an exaggerated manner of trying to look absolutely shocked. Somebody should give this man an Emmy just for his acting ability alone. Chris Miller begins laughing with his head down.
Chris Miller: The thing is, I feel bad for the stupid sons of bitches that didn’t see this man giving into his patheticness a lot sooner. Forced to always live in Ulf Hednir’s shadow, forced to always look at himself in the mirror and remind himself just how much he sucks. JC Keeton, keep that world championship of yours real warm. Because before you know it, you’ll be standing across from the ring against someone that you will never comprehend just how he could be on a level far greater than you could ever be on. But not before he takes the IWF’s throne in the fantastic year of 2022. Just look at how phenomenal this year has already been, the greatest president in the history of the United States of America stepping into office, making sure to read those little index cards he’s handed to remember his speech due to his dementia. Gas prices increased up to astronomical rates, with the American citizens forced to pay $5 a gallon, just to please Biden’s greediness for money. To top it all off, we will all get to witness the one and only, legendary Chris Miller sitting on the throne and taking his rightful place on the top of the IWF!
Chris Miller outstretches his arms, just imagining the moment when he will take the throne. The crowd is somehow aware of this and begins booing even louder than they were before. A backstage worker is heard snickering from off-camera, prompting a glare from the International Savior himself. The camera pans over to the backstage worker, who quickly returns to what he was doing prior to letting out a snicker at the crowd's timely reaction.
Chris Miller: I am the King of My World, and I will prove it by taking the IWF’s throne! Remember these words as I leave children, I am the best damn thing that has ever happened to the world of professional wrestling, and you all know it!
END OF RP
Well howdy there pardner.