Post by Alek Bronson on Oct 5, 2022 21:42:14 GMT
An anime opening plays as Miyamoto and Alek walk to the ring. A mixture of cheers and boos fill the arena as people don't know how to react. Miyamoto is singing per usual as Alek just looks defeated. Alek grabs a mic. Miyamoto echoes through the mic as he keeps singing.
" Double Deez. A double entendre. Very clever naming. I will give you that. Essentially the Diamond brothers. You have the psychopath Chris and the perverted-path Rob. It's bad when I call you a psychopath. I am-"
"Inabikari no zatsuon ga mimi wo sasu
Tomadou kokoro yasashii dake ja
Mamorenai mono ga aru!"
Alek just turns to the still singing Miyamoto and stares as he still is echoing.
"Sukete mieru gizen ni tenbatsu
Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why, tell me, I don't need you
Itsuzai no hana yori
Idomi tsudzuke saita ichirin ga utsukushii!"
Alek just drops the mic and walks around the ring. Miyamoto, finally, stops and grabs the mic.
" Like my partner was saying we will beat you. Through the destruction that is Chris, the power of our friendship will-"
Alek stops and gets another mic as Miyamoto is talking.
" NOOO! No power of friendship! This isn't Sword Art Online, Pokemon, Dragonball Z, Naruto, or some other weird ass show. This is real life. I will destroy them. Not us."
Miyamoto smiles.
" Aww. You're learning. You named more anime now than you ever have."
Alek, frustratingly, brings his hand down his face.
" Really?"
" Yes. Now back to our opponents. We have everything needed to beat you. Size, speed, strength, charisma, and the POWER OF ANIME!!!"
Alek just drops the mic again and begins to head out.
" See my partner is so confident, he doesn't even need to talk. I'm gonna follow suit. We will definitely enjoy our match. While you suck on deez nuts."
Alek just turns around at the top of the ramp and claps as Miyamoto proudly walks to the back.
" Double Deez. A double entendre. Very clever naming. I will give you that. Essentially the Diamond brothers. You have the psychopath Chris and the perverted-path Rob. It's bad when I call you a psychopath. I am-"
"Inabikari no zatsuon ga mimi wo sasu
Tomadou kokoro yasashii dake ja
Mamorenai mono ga aru!"
Alek just turns to the still singing Miyamoto and stares as he still is echoing.
"Sukete mieru gizen ni tenbatsu
Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why, tell me, I don't need you
Itsuzai no hana yori
Idomi tsudzuke saita ichirin ga utsukushii!"
Alek just drops the mic and walks around the ring. Miyamoto, finally, stops and grabs the mic.
" Like my partner was saying we will beat you. Through the destruction that is Chris, the power of our friendship will-"
Alek stops and gets another mic as Miyamoto is talking.
" NOOO! No power of friendship! This isn't Sword Art Online, Pokemon, Dragonball Z, Naruto, or some other weird ass show. This is real life. I will destroy them. Not us."
Miyamoto smiles.
" Aww. You're learning. You named more anime now than you ever have."
Alek, frustratingly, brings his hand down his face.
" Really?"
" Yes. Now back to our opponents. We have everything needed to beat you. Size, speed, strength, charisma, and the POWER OF ANIME!!!"
Alek just drops the mic again and begins to head out.
" See my partner is so confident, he doesn't even need to talk. I'm gonna follow suit. We will definitely enjoy our match. While you suck on deez nuts."
Alek just turns around at the top of the ramp and claps as Miyamoto proudly walks to the back.
Well howdy there pardner.