CHE || Relics Of The Past, Present, and Future

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It is usually said that the skies over California are some of the brightest that you’ve seen. Unfortunately, today that wasn’t the case. A gloomy, overcast sky is the first thing that can be seen. Near one of the most lavious poolside areas that one could see, stood “The Undeniable Moment” CHE’. Wearing a black satin cover over her bikini, it was obvious that her plans for the day were changed by mother nature. As she stands with her arms crossed over her chest, she looks forward.

“Well, I guess you can say that Mother Nature has decided to rain on my parade! Ya know, that is something that good ol’ Mother Nature and I have in common. Last Friday night, I rained on the parade of six other women. I walked into Sacrifice with my Christian Louboutin’s, and I walked out the winner of the Queen’s Gambit! I climbed the ladder, and I jumped into the driver’s seat. I took control of my destiny, and I will make a fantastic IWF Women’s World Champion! Now, when will I cash in on my destiny? Well, that’s for me to know. I have an entire calendar year, and I plan on really taking all the time that I deem necessary before pulling the trigger. Now, apparently there is no rest for a woman like me! I mean, I put my body on the line in that ladder match! This week on Odyssey, I have to step into the ring and tussle with the self-proclaimed future, and a partially geriatric past! I mean, I haven’t even had time to properly celebrate my accomplishment, and I can’t! I can’t celebrate my accomplishment until I take care of business. Shelly DIamond, I see that we get the pleasure of dancing again this week. I have to admit, you came into that ladder match like gangbusters! Honey, I swear I don’t know how you didn’t throw your hip out of place! You are fiery, I can’t deny that. Yet, I also can’t help but to believe you are a little over the hill, don’t you think? I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but I can’t help but to believe that it’s the truth! Honey, you’ve lived a thousand lives. You have accomplished more than most ever could dream of. You keep going, and I have to respect that! Yet, you were not able to get things done last week. Last week, you didn’t have the strength to finish it out. You put yourself through all the risks, and you got no reward! You were SO CLOSE to having the power to regain control of your destiny… and you failed! Honey, you have done so much for this industry. So many of us will forever be grateful for the path that you’ve helped paved! Now, I think it’s time for you to hit that old dusty trail that you plotted, and let the real women cement it! Shelly, make no mistake… there has been so much evolution since you were my age. Women like me… well there are none! I am a woman of unique distinction! I am the perfect balance of beauty and athleticism. I can wear the skimpiest of clothing, because I look like this! I can out-wrestle anyone, because I am that good! I am a pillar of athleticism, beauty, and grace! Shelly, the most beautiful thing about you… is probably the grave that they THOUGHT they put you in! It’s time to bury yourself! It’s time to step aside… because you’re no longer needed. Shelly, I promise I will take good care of the IWF Women’s Division. It’s time for you to become what you’re really meant to be, a relic.”

Letting out a soft laugh, CHE’ relaxes. Letting her hands fall to her side, she continues to keep her vision focused forward. Taking a moment, she collects her thoughts before beginning to speak once again.

“Now, it’s been a long time since I had to talk about beating a man’s ass. If I’m being honest, I’m not the biggest fan of intergender wrestling. I fully believe that women can and do compete with full force with the men. I, however, believe that my body shouldn’t be put on the line against big, burly men! Luckily, the IWF brass did not do that to me! Instead, I have a chance to take down the self-professed future of professional wrestling! Caleb Cannin, I’ll be as frank as possible, okay? You are a petulant little bitch. Listen, we all like to believe that we are the future. We all want to believe that we have all the qualities that it takes to change the business. Hell, I believe that I have the qualities that it takes! I believe that I will be something, and I’ve already started to show that I am! Honey, two matches in and I’ve already punched my ticket to a championship! What have you done? You’ve obviously bitched and moaned. You have talked endlessly about being the future, I know that! Oh, you’ve done a lot… not! Honey, you needed to hit John Blade with a microphone to get a jump on him! You had to cheat to have a shot at beating a literal joke! Honey, no one should have to use a weapon against John Blade. You want to call yourself the future, that’s fine. I just want you to realize that the future is in some other reality. IWF features so many talented men, good luck finding a way to break out of the pack. Good luck showing what really makes you a candidate to be the future of professional wrestling. At Odyssey, you’re going to be stepping in the ring with two women. The first, a relic of the past. A woman who has done it all! A woman who has done it all, including having a loss to me on her illustrious record! Caleb, the second woman, is UNDENIABLY the future! Caleb, I don’t think you stand a chance in a ring with me. I may not be as big as you, but I know that I’m ten times the wrestler you are. I’ve said it before, I was born and bred to be in this business! When I step between those ropes, I make magic happen! There isn’t a soul alive that I believe does anything better than me! I exude greatness in every thing that I do! We are all going to step into that ring, and we’re going to make magic happen! Shelly and Caleb, I want you both to listen up. I want you both to hear everything that I’m saying. Rain or shine; I am better than you. Win or loss; I am better than you. I am the Undeniable Moment of Professional Wrestling! No matter what happens, I am the headline! Win or lose, my star shines the brightest. I won’t go down the card or to the retirement home like you two are destined to do. No, because I have power. I have everything I need to become that illustrious diamond that I spoke about last week. So, I’ll see you two on Friday. If I win, that’s just another notch in my belt. You two are just annoyances to keep me from going and figuring out my perfect opportunity. You’re both roadblocks on my journey to the top.”

Guiding her hands to her hips, there is the instantaneous rumblings of thunder heard in the distance. Turning her head up for a moment, she examines the skies above her for a moment. Slowly, she lowers her head and begins to speak once again.

“You all need to remember the mantra that the Undeniable One wants you to live by. You should all remember that these words ring truest, and above all else! No one can walk like CHE’! No one can talk like CHE’! No one can do it like CHE’! CHE’ and her path… are UNDENIABLE!”

As a smirk shines from the pouty lips of CHE’ the sound of thunder is once again reverberating in the distance. Slowly, the sight of CHE’ and her smirk begin to fade away.