Post by Nanners on Feb 23, 2023 10:42:38 GMT
A rather scantily clad, extremely attractive woman walks through the grocery store, pushing her baby in a shopping cart. As she approaches the produce section the child starts excitedly shouting.
"Nana! Mama! Nana!"
The woman stops near a Chiquita banana display.
"You want some bananas baby?"
"Nana! Mama! Nana!"
The woman laughs.
"Ok baby, Mama will get you some bananas."
The woman reaches down and picks up a bundle of bananas but before she can place them in the cart a hand comes into the scene and slaps the bundle of bananas from her hand. The woman turns around and looks terrified by what she sees.
"Oh my God! Help!"
The camera pans to what the woman sees and it's a giant banana.[/font]
"Bitch! I'm the one that should be screaming for help."
He reaches down and picks up the bundle of bananas, stroking them gently as if he's consoling them.
"Daddy is sorry kids, I hope you're not bruised but I had to save your lives from this… this monster and her insufferable crotch goblin."
The woman covers her child's ears.
"Security! Help!"
"Bitch, calm down. Ain't you never seen a talking banana before?"
The horrified woman shakes her head.
"Well, allow me to introduce myself. The name is Nanners. That's N-A-N-N-E-R-S. Learn it, love it, you'll be screaming it later."
The woman looks disgusted.
"I am not that kinda girl!"
"Oh come on lady, a cougar like you don't go grocery shopping dressed like that unless you're hunting prey. You look like that thing probably just fell out of you without you even having to push."
She tries to slap him but he dodges the blow.
"I'm a pro wrestler baby, I got them cat like reflexes. Don't worry though, I'll let you slap me around later, Ol Nanners likes it rough."
"You're disgusting."
"And you're falling in love with every word that comes out of my mouth."
"I… "
She takes a long pause, trying not to make eye contact as Nanners bats his eyes sensually.
"I'm sick. Why am I standing here in the middle of the produce section finding myself incredibly turned on by a talking banana."
She blushes and Nanners shoots her a sly wink.
"It's a gift and a curse. Wanna get out of here? I need to get some cardio in before my debut match in IWF against Alec Bronson."
"Who?"
"It ain't important baby, nobody else knows who he is either. His claim to fame will be being the first person in history to lose a wrestling match to a giant banana. You ready to go make some banana pudding?"
She gives him a sheepish grin and nods before reaching to get her child out of the shopping cart.
"Whoa, what are you doing?"
" Getting my child?"
"Nah honey, you ain't bringing that. Nanners don't like the extra baggage."
The woman looks taken back by his statement.
"You expect me to just leave my child in the middle of the grocery store?"
Nanners licks his lips and gyrates his hips.
"If you want this you will."
He takes her hand.
"I'm sure it'll be ok, someone will probably turn it in to lost and found. Now let's go work on making another one."
Hand in hand they skip out of the store leaving the baby sitting there.
"Nana! Mama! Nana!"
Fade.
"Nana! Mama! Nana!"
The woman stops near a Chiquita banana display.
"You want some bananas baby?"
"Nana! Mama! Nana!"
The woman laughs.
"Ok baby, Mama will get you some bananas."
The woman reaches down and picks up a bundle of bananas but before she can place them in the cart a hand comes into the scene and slaps the bundle of bananas from her hand. The woman turns around and looks terrified by what she sees.
"Oh my God! Help!"
The camera pans to what the woman sees and it's a giant banana.[/font]
"Bitch! I'm the one that should be screaming for help."
He reaches down and picks up the bundle of bananas, stroking them gently as if he's consoling them.
"Daddy is sorry kids, I hope you're not bruised but I had to save your lives from this… this monster and her insufferable crotch goblin."
The woman covers her child's ears.
"Security! Help!"
"Bitch, calm down. Ain't you never seen a talking banana before?"
The horrified woman shakes her head.
"Well, allow me to introduce myself. The name is Nanners. That's N-A-N-N-E-R-S. Learn it, love it, you'll be screaming it later."
The woman looks disgusted.
"I am not that kinda girl!"
"Oh come on lady, a cougar like you don't go grocery shopping dressed like that unless you're hunting prey. You look like that thing probably just fell out of you without you even having to push."
She tries to slap him but he dodges the blow.
"I'm a pro wrestler baby, I got them cat like reflexes. Don't worry though, I'll let you slap me around later, Ol Nanners likes it rough."
"You're disgusting."
"And you're falling in love with every word that comes out of my mouth."
"I… "
She takes a long pause, trying not to make eye contact as Nanners bats his eyes sensually.
"I'm sick. Why am I standing here in the middle of the produce section finding myself incredibly turned on by a talking banana."
She blushes and Nanners shoots her a sly wink.
"It's a gift and a curse. Wanna get out of here? I need to get some cardio in before my debut match in IWF against Alec Bronson."
"Who?"
"It ain't important baby, nobody else knows who he is either. His claim to fame will be being the first person in history to lose a wrestling match to a giant banana. You ready to go make some banana pudding?"
She gives him a sheepish grin and nods before reaching to get her child out of the shopping cart.
"Whoa, what are you doing?"
" Getting my child?"
"Nah honey, you ain't bringing that. Nanners don't like the extra baggage."
The woman looks taken back by his statement.
"You expect me to just leave my child in the middle of the grocery store?"
Nanners licks his lips and gyrates his hips.
"If you want this you will."
He takes her hand.
"I'm sure it'll be ok, someone will probably turn it in to lost and found. Now let's go work on making another one."
Hand in hand they skip out of the store leaving the baby sitting there.
"Nana! Mama! Nana!"
Fade.
Well howdy there pardner.