'The Comedian' Allen Chaney

[Allen and Ollie and Raccoon]

-------------Show Preference/Intergender Opt In-------------

Will your character be participating on Sacrifice, Odyssey or both: Both

Will your character be participating in Inter Gender Wrestling: Yes

-------------Personal Info-------------
Your Name: Allen

Your email: [e-mail]

Your AIM/Skype etc Name: Alpocalypse #5190 on Discord

-------------Wrestler Info-------------
Show Preference: Both

Intergender Wrestling: Yes

Wrestler's Name: Allen Chaney

Nickname: ‘The Comedian’ (primary, always billed this way), ‘The Funny Fat Fuck’

Gimmick: World-weary and incredibly violent comedian now doing some soul-searching through therapy. Starred in a critically panned wrestling sitcom that was canceled and lashed out at the world. Now coming to terms with his anxiety and working on himself through the healthy means of hurting people. Being a stand-up isn’t a ‘gimmick’. Allen is an active and relatively popular stand-up comic who was noticed by his trainer Johnny Maverick while he was working as a bouncer for a club where he was also running the open-mic. Allen had previously been given achance at a cushy performing gig in Branson, MO (or as Allen calls it, where you go to dell your soul and creatively die) but instead has chosen not to compromise his desire to speak his mind and hurt people. Allen is also open about his struggles with his mental health and his fans view him as a bit of an inspiration for those dealing with anxiety, depression, and mild autism. Allen is very much in love with his girlfriend Jen, has an emotional support cat named ‘Bill’ (named after Bill Hicks), and is so Kansas City he bleeds Chiefs Red/Gold and BBQ sauce.

Height: 6’4

Weight: 315 lbs.

Billed From: Kansas City, MO

Alignment: Tweener leaning face

Pic Base: Kevin Steen/Owens

Appearance/Attire: A sleeveless tee bearing his bloodstained smiley ‘Comedian’ logo, Black basketball shorts with a yellow stripe down each leg starting at the hip. The text ‘SETUP’ in black text on the left stripe and ‘PUNCHLINE’ on the other. Basic black wrestling boots with yellow accents. Basic black kneepads. Taped hands.

If you've ever seen the work uniform of someone who's been working somewhere for a while and never bothered to get new clothes that whole time, Allen's gear has that kind of feel. Not that it's dirty or anything (Allen is a professional) but you can see a few tears and holes that may have been patched up and a lot of scuffs on his boots. When you wear all black you don't have to worry too much about blood stains.

Theme Music: ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ by Ol Dirty Bastard

Entrance:
The Richard Pryor quote followed by the piano intro of ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ plays and Allen emerges from the curtain.

‘Ooh, baby, I like it raw x4’

Allen stops and looks around the crowd with a smirk until there is a change in attitude. He leans down to slam his fists on the ramp before popping up to release what can only be described as a roar.

'Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
Gimme the mic so I can take it away
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad’

Allen walks down the ramp, stopping every few steps to talk to fans about how his opponent has no clue what they're in for or how they smell like baked milk or how he saw them changing backstage and one of their testicles is comically bigger than the other.

‘Wu-Tang Killer Bees on a swarm
Rain on ya college ass, disco dorm
For you to even touch my skill
You gotta have the one killer Bee and he ain't gonna kill now
Chop that down, pass it all around
Lyrics get hard, quick cement to the ground
For any MC in any 52 states
I get psycho killer, Norman Bates'

Allen marches up the ring steps and enters the ring, giving the referee a friendly pat on the back before going to his corner and sitting down focused but also kind of vibing to his own music.

Primary Style: High-Risk Aerial (Wrecking Ball)

Secondary Style: Powerhouse

Other Style: Hardcore/Brawling

Strengths:
AGILE FOR A BIG FELLA- Hell, Allen is probably even agile for a medium size fella but he is bigger than medium. He throws his weight around like an untethered wrecking ball and is pretty resilient in this regard as well, surviving taking higher risks than many others wouldn’t consider taking.

COMEDIC TIMING- Allen has been around the block a few times. He very rarely takes his eyes off his opponent and knowing the limitations of his physique will give himself space to breathe and strategize. Any good Comedian knows when to let a joke build, let the audience take a moment, and break for applause. Allen applies this logic to how he lets a match flow.

CAREER ORIENTED- Allen’s job is hurting people and he likes being good at his job. Allen will fight you like he doesn’t care if you ever walk again and then after the show buy you a few drinks and crack some jokes with you. Between the bells your health matters very little to him.


Weaknesses:
CLIPPED WINGS- Much of Allen’s offense is dependent on either high-flying or explosive power and taking out his legs means effectively neutralizing both of these.

HATES FURNITURE- Allen loves three things: His Girlfriend, his cat, and putting people through tables. If a clear opportunity to put someone through a table arises he will take it 98% of the time and has been disqualified in the past over this.

ROASTMASTER GENERAL- Allen likes people being mad at him when he fights them and will go out of his way to taunt and mock them to get them fired up. He doesn’t typically mean any actual insult, he just likes people fighting him like they mean it, even sticking his chin out to give an opponent a ‘free hit’ on occasion.


Favorite Moves:
1. Gutwrench Suplex
2. STO
3. Swinging Neckbreaker
4. Cactus Clothesline
5. Bearhug
6. Dropkick
7. Lou Thesz Press (with strikes)
8. Tope Con Hilo
9. Superkick
10. Corner Slingshot Splash
11. Standing Somersault Leg Drop
12. Reverse Corner Cannonball Splash
13. Crossbody

Trademark Move(s) and Description(s):
1. THE SET-UP - Dr. Bomb (Sitout Gutwrench Powerbomb)

2. SMOOTH ELBOWS (A SERIES OF ELBOW STRIKES BASED ON THE GRAMMY-AWARD WINNING 1999 HIT SMOOTH BY SANTANA FEATURING ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX TWENTY OFF THE MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM SUPERNATURAL)- Bionic Elbows

3. GO TO BRANSON (GTB)- F5

4. MAKIN PANCAKES- Running Senton Splash

5. HACKBREAKER- Powerbomb onto knee for a backbreaker variant.


Finisher(s) and Description:
1. THE PUNCHLINE - Awful Waffle/Omega Driver


2. HECKLER CONTROL - Curb Stomp


3. WATCH THE FUNNY FAT FUCK FLY (WTFFFF) - Double Jump Moonsault 


-------------Manager Info-------------
Do you have a Manager: No