Post by Nanners on May 17, 2023 23:32:40 GMT
The gentlemens club is alive with pulsating music, colorful lights, and dancing bodies. In one corner, we see Nanners, his presence impossible to ignore. He scans the crowd, his eyes fixed on Lola, an alluring and confident stripper, as she gracefully moves on the stage. Nanners approaches her.
Nanners: Hey there, beautiful. Mind if I join you for a moment?
Lola: Uh, sure. Take a seat.
Nanners hops onto a bar stool. He makes it rain on her as he tosses cash towards her.
Nanners: I gotta say, you've got some moves up there baby. I couldn't resist coming over to introduce myself. Those magnificent bolt ons just drew me to you. I've just have to put my face in between them at some point. The name's Nanners, that's N-A-N-N-E-R-S by the way. What's yours?
Lola: Lola. Nice to meet you, Nanners. So, what brings a giant talking banana like you to a place like this?
Nanners: Oh, you know, just trying to peel back the layers of life if you catch my drift. But I must confess, Lola, I have a peculiar belief. I'm out here trying to spread the good word and encourage people to stop eating bananas. They are all my children after all.
Lola: Your children? That's...unique. So, you feel a special connection to all those bananas?
The Mad Banana nods enthusiastically.
Nanners: Absolutely! It's like a fruity family tree. But enough about me, tell me more about yourself, Lola. What's your story?
Lola: Well, I suppose everyone has their own story. I'm a dancer by night, chasing my dreams by day. Life's been a whirlwind, but I find solace and freedom in expressing myself through dance.
Nanners: That's fantastic, Lola! Pursuing your dreams is what life is all about. I can relate, you know. I'm a pro wrestler, but really I feel like a superhero, fighting for all my little banana children out there. Wrestling just gives me the platform to get my message out there.
Lola: I can see the passion in your eyes, Nanners. It's admirable. How did an oddly sexy talking banana like you become a professional wrestler?
Nanners: Well, I've always been a bit of a dreamer just like you. When I was just a sapling, I stumbled upon a wrestling match on television, and I was instantly hooked. I started training and eventually became a wrestler, determined to protect my offspring.
Lola: That's quite a journey, Nanners. Your dedication is impressive. But, don't you feel lonely? Being the only giant talking banana in the world must be challenging.
Nanners: Sometimes, I do feel a little lonely. But meeting someone like you, Lola, makes me feel less alone. It's like finding a banana split in a world of apple pies. Maybe we can keep each other company after your shift. The last lady friend I had wouldn't stop rambling about the guilt she felt abandoning her screaming hellspawn in the middle of a grocery store.
Lola: I don't know how to respond to that but sure I'd love to spend some time with you outside the club. There's just so many restrictions and I like the freedom to let my hands and other things roam.
He stands up and takes her hand helping her off the stage. They share a genuine moment of connection, the nightclub ambiance fading into the background with the scene coming to a close. It reopens to Nanners laying in a bed, arms folded behind his head with a big smile as Lola lies next to him sound asleep.
Nanners: It's time old Nanners aka the Mad Banana picks up his first win in IWF. It just sucks it's gotta come against a guy that's a bigger joke than people think a talking banana is like Ace Sky. I see your name all over the place Ace, you work for as many wrestling companies as I got kids and I got a lot of fuckin kids. Throughout all the different places you wrestle though the thing you're most known for ain't got nothing to do with wrestling and is something I gotta say I'm pretty damn envious of.
Nanners leans forward a few times.
Nanners: Yeah that just ain't happening, luckily Thunder Tits here is more than happy to oblige. For those wondering what I'm talking about Ace Sky's only claim to fame in his entire career is admitting he can suck his own dick. If you don't believe me ask around it's common knowledge. Now Ace, another thing that I find more hilarious then the fact you told the world you can slob your own knob so proudly is the fact that outside IWF you're Tag Team partners with Nick Danger and he's considered the good one.
Nanners laughs till he remembers Nick beat him and his tone becomes more serious.
Nanners: You know what, jokes are over. Come Odyssey, Baby Daddy Banana is getting his first check mark in the win column and it's gonna be at the expense the King of Self Fellatio himself. I want to ruin the rest of your life. I'm gonna spike you on your head with That's Appealing and break your neck so you can't blow yourself anymore you lucky mother fucker.
Fade.
Nanners: Hey there, beautiful. Mind if I join you for a moment?
Lola: Uh, sure. Take a seat.
Nanners hops onto a bar stool. He makes it rain on her as he tosses cash towards her.
Nanners: I gotta say, you've got some moves up there baby. I couldn't resist coming over to introduce myself. Those magnificent bolt ons just drew me to you. I've just have to put my face in between them at some point. The name's Nanners, that's N-A-N-N-E-R-S by the way. What's yours?
Lola: Lola. Nice to meet you, Nanners. So, what brings a giant talking banana like you to a place like this?
Nanners: Oh, you know, just trying to peel back the layers of life if you catch my drift. But I must confess, Lola, I have a peculiar belief. I'm out here trying to spread the good word and encourage people to stop eating bananas. They are all my children after all.
Lola: Your children? That's...unique. So, you feel a special connection to all those bananas?
The Mad Banana nods enthusiastically.
Nanners: Absolutely! It's like a fruity family tree. But enough about me, tell me more about yourself, Lola. What's your story?
Lola: Well, I suppose everyone has their own story. I'm a dancer by night, chasing my dreams by day. Life's been a whirlwind, but I find solace and freedom in expressing myself through dance.
Nanners: That's fantastic, Lola! Pursuing your dreams is what life is all about. I can relate, you know. I'm a pro wrestler, but really I feel like a superhero, fighting for all my little banana children out there. Wrestling just gives me the platform to get my message out there.
Lola: I can see the passion in your eyes, Nanners. It's admirable. How did an oddly sexy talking banana like you become a professional wrestler?
Nanners: Well, I've always been a bit of a dreamer just like you. When I was just a sapling, I stumbled upon a wrestling match on television, and I was instantly hooked. I started training and eventually became a wrestler, determined to protect my offspring.
Lola: That's quite a journey, Nanners. Your dedication is impressive. But, don't you feel lonely? Being the only giant talking banana in the world must be challenging.
Nanners: Sometimes, I do feel a little lonely. But meeting someone like you, Lola, makes me feel less alone. It's like finding a banana split in a world of apple pies. Maybe we can keep each other company after your shift. The last lady friend I had wouldn't stop rambling about the guilt she felt abandoning her screaming hellspawn in the middle of a grocery store.
Lola: I don't know how to respond to that but sure I'd love to spend some time with you outside the club. There's just so many restrictions and I like the freedom to let my hands and other things roam.
He stands up and takes her hand helping her off the stage. They share a genuine moment of connection, the nightclub ambiance fading into the background with the scene coming to a close. It reopens to Nanners laying in a bed, arms folded behind his head with a big smile as Lola lies next to him sound asleep.
Nanners: It's time old Nanners aka the Mad Banana picks up his first win in IWF. It just sucks it's gotta come against a guy that's a bigger joke than people think a talking banana is like Ace Sky. I see your name all over the place Ace, you work for as many wrestling companies as I got kids and I got a lot of fuckin kids. Throughout all the different places you wrestle though the thing you're most known for ain't got nothing to do with wrestling and is something I gotta say I'm pretty damn envious of.
Nanners leans forward a few times.
Nanners: Yeah that just ain't happening, luckily Thunder Tits here is more than happy to oblige. For those wondering what I'm talking about Ace Sky's only claim to fame in his entire career is admitting he can suck his own dick. If you don't believe me ask around it's common knowledge. Now Ace, another thing that I find more hilarious then the fact you told the world you can slob your own knob so proudly is the fact that outside IWF you're Tag Team partners with Nick Danger and he's considered the good one.
Nanners laughs till he remembers Nick beat him and his tone becomes more serious.
Nanners: You know what, jokes are over. Come Odyssey, Baby Daddy Banana is getting his first check mark in the win column and it's gonna be at the expense the King of Self Fellatio himself. I want to ruin the rest of your life. I'm gonna spike you on your head with That's Appealing and break your neck so you can't blow yourself anymore you lucky mother fucker.
Fade.
Well howdy there pardner.