Post by erikholland on Aug 3, 2023 2:37:14 GMT
At first, there was nothing..
and then...
THERE WAS VALIENTE!!!
In a blinding flash of light, color and epic theme music, we open to a spotlight shining brightly down on a concrete floor, where a man in a mask stands with his back to us. His impressive back muscles flex and undulate as he pulls his arms up into a POSE~, spinning around in a full circle and a half before he s ops to look at us, the bright black pinpoints of his eyes crinkling as he looks on confidently at the camera. He begins to speak, although in Spanish, but helpfully he is subtitled with bright yellow subs across the bottom of the screen.
[Greetings and salutations, professional wrestling fans! I am the one and the only ULTIMO Valiente, having reached the pinnacle of the power of LUCHA LIBRE~ that makes my very HEART beat! I am here in the Imperial Wrestling Federation to demonstrate the ultimate power of Mexican wrestling and demonstrate that it is the superior style in all of the wrestling world! These fans will see what i mean very very soon as I debut on Odyssey this August 8th!]
Val continues to gesticulate like he is right out of a comic book, as a little cartoon mask wipes out the subtitles at the bottom to replace them with new ones.
[Legion has been chosen as my opponent. My name is Legion, for we are many. Right? Shall I refer to you as the many, Legion? Or shall I simply tell you how excited I am to face a wrestler of your caliber! I wanted to come here only to face the absolute best competition and you are certainly evidence of that! However, if my ultimate goal is to become a champion around here and face somebody like Matthew Knox or Wraith or Dean Harper'; then you must be defeated!]
As he says this he points confidently at the camera and then throws down an INTENSE thumbs down!
With that last declaration Valiente THROWS his arms out and his head back, and he...disappears? in a cloud of smoke, no less! And in his place all that remains is a blue ULTIMO Valiente mask, almost grinning back at us. And scene!
and then...
THERE WAS VALIENTE!!!
In a blinding flash of light, color and epic theme music, we open to a spotlight shining brightly down on a concrete floor, where a man in a mask stands with his back to us. His impressive back muscles flex and undulate as he pulls his arms up into a POSE~, spinning around in a full circle and a half before he s ops to look at us, the bright black pinpoints of his eyes crinkling as he looks on confidently at the camera. He begins to speak, although in Spanish, but helpfully he is subtitled with bright yellow subs across the bottom of the screen.
[Greetings and salutations, professional wrestling fans! I am the one and the only ULTIMO Valiente, having reached the pinnacle of the power of LUCHA LIBRE~ that makes my very HEART beat! I am here in the Imperial Wrestling Federation to demonstrate the ultimate power of Mexican wrestling and demonstrate that it is the superior style in all of the wrestling world! These fans will see what i mean very very soon as I debut on Odyssey this August 8th!]
Val continues to gesticulate like he is right out of a comic book, as a little cartoon mask wipes out the subtitles at the bottom to replace them with new ones.
[Legion has been chosen as my opponent. My name is Legion, for we are many. Right? Shall I refer to you as the many, Legion? Or shall I simply tell you how excited I am to face a wrestler of your caliber! I wanted to come here only to face the absolute best competition and you are certainly evidence of that! However, if my ultimate goal is to become a champion around here and face somebody like Matthew Knox or Wraith or Dean Harper'; then you must be defeated!]
As he says this he points confidently at the camera and then throws down an INTENSE thumbs down!
With that last declaration Valiente THROWS his arms out and his head back, and he...disappears? in a cloud of smoke, no less! And in his place all that remains is a blue ULTIMO Valiente mask, almost grinning back at us. And scene!
Well howdy there pardner.