Post by Fiona McFly on Sept 6, 2023 16:30:02 GMT
~6 September 2023 + 10:30 AM~
TRAVEL VLOGGER:
(voice-over, behind camera)
Oh, shit! Shit!!
A man, presumably a travel vlogger, was staying at the Hilton in downtown Nashville when he approached the lobby. Suddenly, he's greeted with a cacophony of sound, a commotion that saw several groups of people huddled around two women that were screaming at each other. As the camera inched closer, the vlogger saw that one of those women was none other than IWF Hall of Famer Fiona McFly, clad in a cutesy Western outfit, who was laying into another woman sporting an emerald-green dress.
FIONA MCFLY:
...you listen to me, Malakova, and you'd better fucking listen good...
The other voices settled down, allowing the vlogger to catch snippets of what was being said.
FIONA:
...you fucking sit there and tell the whole goddamned world that JJ's never worked hard for anything in his life. Just who in the FUCK do you think you are, making that kind of bullshit up, huh...?!
Pause. Fiona pulls her hair up and places it in a perfect bow.
FIONA:
...I had to leave the fucking Discord server 'cos I was so fucking disgusted! Took me an entire night's fucking sleep just so I could wash off the fucking filth...
Another pause. Fiona's verse grew more terse with each beat -- clearly, she wasn't happy about what Yulia had said on Discord last night.
FIONA:
...what the FUCK have you done, on your own, in your fucking LIFE that's given you a meaning and a reason to live?! Don't fucking tell me marketing 'cos you know what...?!
TRAVEL VLOGGER:
(voice)
Hoo-boy, this is gonna get good...
We see Fiona pulling two different sets of documents, each more than at least two pages in length.
FIONA:
In my right hand...is your resume that you sent to both myself at the Academy as well as Imperial Wrestling management. In my left hand...is a thorough, but concise, 10-page report from a private investigator that we hired to check on you...
Yulia tried to snatch the documents, but Fiona took a step back and held them firmly.
FIONA:
...turns out you had a 1.55 GPA at your university and was forced to drop out as a consequence. You fucking LIED to me, to US, about your career experience, grade marks, everything. And you think it's some sort of a fucking GAME...?!
The camera briefly caught a glimpse of Yulia cackling with glee.
FIONA:
...I don't EVER want to hear you spew out JJ's name -- or anyone else for that matter -- and tell anyone that they've never worked for what they've got in their fucking lives. You couldn't even CUT IT inside a fucking ring, much less a fucking board meeting! Along with many, MANY others, I've proved that I could survive in a world like this one AND have the reciepts to back it up. I will fucking END you, right here and now, if I want...
Pause.
FIONA:
...you fucking understand me?! Don't press your luck. You're gonna lose every time...
The camera steps back, catching Yulia and Fiona leave the lobby whilst being flanked by a gaggle of onlookers.
TRAVEL VLOGGER:
(voice)
Ohhhh, damn! That shit got real!!
TRAVEL VLOGGER:
(voice-over, behind camera)
Oh, shit! Shit!!
A man, presumably a travel vlogger, was staying at the Hilton in downtown Nashville when he approached the lobby. Suddenly, he's greeted with a cacophony of sound, a commotion that saw several groups of people huddled around two women that were screaming at each other. As the camera inched closer, the vlogger saw that one of those women was none other than IWF Hall of Famer Fiona McFly, clad in a cutesy Western outfit, who was laying into another woman sporting an emerald-green dress.
FIONA MCFLY:
...you listen to me, Malakova, and you'd better fucking listen good...
The other voices settled down, allowing the vlogger to catch snippets of what was being said.
FIONA:
...you fucking sit there and tell the whole goddamned world that JJ's never worked hard for anything in his life. Just who in the FUCK do you think you are, making that kind of bullshit up, huh...?!
Pause. Fiona pulls her hair up and places it in a perfect bow.
FIONA:
...I had to leave the fucking Discord server 'cos I was so fucking disgusted! Took me an entire night's fucking sleep just so I could wash off the fucking filth...
Another pause. Fiona's verse grew more terse with each beat -- clearly, she wasn't happy about what Yulia had said on Discord last night.
FIONA:
...what the FUCK have you done, on your own, in your fucking LIFE that's given you a meaning and a reason to live?! Don't fucking tell me marketing 'cos you know what...?!
TRAVEL VLOGGER:
(voice)
Hoo-boy, this is gonna get good...
We see Fiona pulling two different sets of documents, each more than at least two pages in length.
FIONA:
In my right hand...is your resume that you sent to both myself at the Academy as well as Imperial Wrestling management. In my left hand...is a thorough, but concise, 10-page report from a private investigator that we hired to check on you...
Yulia tried to snatch the documents, but Fiona took a step back and held them firmly.
FIONA:
...turns out you had a 1.55 GPA at your university and was forced to drop out as a consequence. You fucking LIED to me, to US, about your career experience, grade marks, everything. And you think it's some sort of a fucking GAME...?!
The camera briefly caught a glimpse of Yulia cackling with glee.
FIONA:
...I don't EVER want to hear you spew out JJ's name -- or anyone else for that matter -- and tell anyone that they've never worked for what they've got in their fucking lives. You couldn't even CUT IT inside a fucking ring, much less a fucking board meeting! Along with many, MANY others, I've proved that I could survive in a world like this one AND have the reciepts to back it up. I will fucking END you, right here and now, if I want...
Pause.
FIONA:
...you fucking understand me?! Don't press your luck. You're gonna lose every time...
The camera steps back, catching Yulia and Fiona leave the lobby whilst being flanked by a gaggle of onlookers.
TRAVEL VLOGGER:
(voice)
Ohhhh, damn! That shit got real!!
Well howdy there pardner.