Post by Performance Center Newbies on Apr 13, 2024 22:00:35 GMT
The camera comes on to Phillip clearly out for a job recording hi promo like a tiktok.
"You what is up my guys. I know there is not a lot of time but I'll give you my basic thoughts on who I'm fighting this week.
1. "Dark Tiger and TJ Alexander? More like Dark Kitten and Teetering Jester. Can't take them seriously for a second!"
2. "Watching Dark Tiger try to be tough is like watching a kitten try to roar. It's just not convincing."
3. "TJ Alexander's latest move? Real original, buddy."
4. "They call Dark Tiger a hero? More like a zero. Can't even stand up for themselves, let alone anyone else."
5. "TJ Alexander's so-called 'genius' is about as real as a three-dollar bill. Keep dreaming, pal."
6. "Dark Tiger's bark is worse than their bite. Maybe they should stick to bedtime stories instead of trying to be a hero."
7. "Watching TJ Alexander stumble through their career is like witnessing a clown trip over their own oversized shoes. Comedy gold!"
8. "Dark Tiger thinks they're the king of the jungle? More like the court jester. Stick to entertaining, buddy."
9. "TJ Alexander's ego is bigger than their talent. Maybe they should try being humble for once."
10. "Dark Tiger and TJ Alexander teaming up? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Might as well call it the 'Clumsy Duo'."
Feel free to mix and match or tweak to find the best comedy. Peace!"
Well howdy there pardner.