Post by Rob Diamond on Nov 12, 2013 16:11:52 GMT
[ Mr. Happy doesn’t exactly get booked a lot, no one is really sure why but when he does get booked he is really excited about it. ]
Happy: YYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIPPPPPIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[ We open on the aforementioned Happy jumping for joy in his studio apartment, his flabby man titties bouncing up and down with him as he is shirtless but thankfully wearing a pair of yellow Who Watches the Watchmen boxer briefs that leave very little to the imagination. ]
Warren: Christ…
[ Warren Suffering walks into the shot wearing a white tee and a pair of running shorts. ]
Warren: Please stope.
Happy: But. But. But. But. But. But. But.
*SMACK!*
Happy: WE HAVE A MATCH!!!!
[ Warren drops his slim fast. ]
Warren: What!?
Happy: WE HAVE A MATCH!!!!
[ Warren jumps into the naked sweaty waiting arms of Mr. Happy as he spins him around like a doll, his legs kicked out and knocking over some lamps and stuff. ]
Both: WE’RE GONNA BE FAMOUS!!!! WE’RE GONNA BE FAMOUS!!!!
[ Happy suddenly lets Warren go and he goes flying but lands very gracefully on their futon. ]
Warren: Oh my god, what am I going to wear? I haven’t even gotten trunks made yet or anything, heck, I haven’t even sent in our application yet… Wait… How did we get booked?
[ Happy shrugs as he gets down on his knees to lick up the spilled slim fast. ]
Warren: Meh, who knows. WE GOT A MATCH!!!
[ Warren jumps up and epically fist pumps out of excitement. ]
Warren: Man I can’t wait this is going to be freaking awesome. We’re going to wrestle our first match as a team, HUGS AND STITCHES!!!!
Happy: *SLURP* And we may even win.
Warren: Heck yeah we may, wouldn’t that rule?
Happy: Yup.
[ Happy gets up, the floor now cleaned. Warren stands there looking at his disgusting part with a sense of accomplishment, after hours of pains takingly filling out a roster application that they hadn’t yet sent in all their dreams were about to come true. Then it dawns on Warren. ]
Warren: Who are we facing anyway? Smokin’ Aces? Burning Angels?
[ Happy thinks about it for a second. ]
Happy: I think they said their names were House of Pancakes.
Warren: SWEET! House of Pancakes, what a corny name that must mean their like a jobber tag team that IWF is just feeding to us before moving us up against some real competition. Sweet, starting our careers off with a win baby!
Happy: I love pancakes.
Warren: I know, you love everything.
Happy: I do, everything is so magical.
Warren: Yes… Yes it is…
[ Happy laughs giddily to himself as he begins skipping around the studio apartment. ]
Warren: Man, maybe we should cut a promo or something.
[ Happy stops and dead pans the camera. ]
Happy: The camera crew is here, hey Jimmy!
[ Happy then bum rushes the camera and tackles to boom mic guy Jimmy. ]
Warren: Dang, that was fast, the application isn’t in and we already have a match and a camera crew waiting for us, IWF must be real desperate for some awesome tag team competition. Well they have nothing to worry about because Hugs and Stitches is going to take their tag team division to unheard of levels and it all starts this Monday night when we take on The International House of Pancakes!
[ Warren steers the camera back towards himself. ]
Warren: You hear me pancake people? Hugs and Stitches is here to take this division by storm and we will not be caught up in your syrupy goodness or your deliciously buttery intent, we will over come your massive caloric intake and persevere to the top of the division. WE WILL BE THE STAWBERRIES ON TOP OF THE PANCAKES THIS WEEK!!!! WE! WILL! WIN!!!
[ Warren pushes the camera away, over excited. Happy gets up with Jimmy struggling in his grasp. ]
Happy: Man I’ve missed holding people.
[ Happy squeezes Jimmy so tight that he passes out. ]
Happy: Especially when they fight me with their love. I love people, I love them in all their different shapes and sizes. I especially love pancake people and even thought Warren really wants to beat you guys next Monday night I can’t help but wonder how delicious you must taste….
[ Happy licks his painted lips before pulling Jimmy up and just licking the side of his face. ]
Happy: I bet you taste like chocolate chip pancakes topped with whipped cream and strawberries… I’d love to be the strawberries to your stack of pancakes. I’d love even more to be the chocolate chips, being all warm and inside of you and just filling you with my love… Mmmmm…. I LOVE wrestling.
[ Happy places Jimmy down on the futon. ]
Happy: AND I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
[ Happy gives the camera big old kiss and goes back to skipping. Warren comes walking back into the shot holding his iphone with a look of complete and total shock on his face as he reads who and what his opponents really are. ]
Warren: Uhhhh… Happy? Their not pancakes…
[ Fade. ]
Happy: YYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIPPPPPIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[ We open on the aforementioned Happy jumping for joy in his studio apartment, his flabby man titties bouncing up and down with him as he is shirtless but thankfully wearing a pair of yellow Who Watches the Watchmen boxer briefs that leave very little to the imagination. ]
Warren: Christ…
[ Warren Suffering walks into the shot wearing a white tee and a pair of running shorts. ]
Warren: Please stope.
Happy: But. But. But. But. But. But. But.
*SMACK!*
Happy: WE HAVE A MATCH!!!!
[ Warren drops his slim fast. ]
Warren: What!?
Happy: WE HAVE A MATCH!!!!
[ Warren jumps into the naked sweaty waiting arms of Mr. Happy as he spins him around like a doll, his legs kicked out and knocking over some lamps and stuff. ]
Both: WE’RE GONNA BE FAMOUS!!!! WE’RE GONNA BE FAMOUS!!!!
[ Happy suddenly lets Warren go and he goes flying but lands very gracefully on their futon. ]
Warren: Oh my god, what am I going to wear? I haven’t even gotten trunks made yet or anything, heck, I haven’t even sent in our application yet… Wait… How did we get booked?
[ Happy shrugs as he gets down on his knees to lick up the spilled slim fast. ]
Warren: Meh, who knows. WE GOT A MATCH!!!
[ Warren jumps up and epically fist pumps out of excitement. ]
Warren: Man I can’t wait this is going to be freaking awesome. We’re going to wrestle our first match as a team, HUGS AND STITCHES!!!!
Happy: *SLURP* And we may even win.
Warren: Heck yeah we may, wouldn’t that rule?
Happy: Yup.
[ Happy gets up, the floor now cleaned. Warren stands there looking at his disgusting part with a sense of accomplishment, after hours of pains takingly filling out a roster application that they hadn’t yet sent in all their dreams were about to come true. Then it dawns on Warren. ]
Warren: Who are we facing anyway? Smokin’ Aces? Burning Angels?
[ Happy thinks about it for a second. ]
Happy: I think they said their names were House of Pancakes.
Warren: SWEET! House of Pancakes, what a corny name that must mean their like a jobber tag team that IWF is just feeding to us before moving us up against some real competition. Sweet, starting our careers off with a win baby!
Happy: I love pancakes.
Warren: I know, you love everything.
Happy: I do, everything is so magical.
Warren: Yes… Yes it is…
[ Happy laughs giddily to himself as he begins skipping around the studio apartment. ]
Warren: Man, maybe we should cut a promo or something.
[ Happy stops and dead pans the camera. ]
Happy: The camera crew is here, hey Jimmy!
[ Happy then bum rushes the camera and tackles to boom mic guy Jimmy. ]
Warren: Dang, that was fast, the application isn’t in and we already have a match and a camera crew waiting for us, IWF must be real desperate for some awesome tag team competition. Well they have nothing to worry about because Hugs and Stitches is going to take their tag team division to unheard of levels and it all starts this Monday night when we take on The International House of Pancakes!
[ Warren steers the camera back towards himself. ]
Warren: You hear me pancake people? Hugs and Stitches is here to take this division by storm and we will not be caught up in your syrupy goodness or your deliciously buttery intent, we will over come your massive caloric intake and persevere to the top of the division. WE WILL BE THE STAWBERRIES ON TOP OF THE PANCAKES THIS WEEK!!!! WE! WILL! WIN!!!
[ Warren pushes the camera away, over excited. Happy gets up with Jimmy struggling in his grasp. ]
Happy: Man I’ve missed holding people.
[ Happy squeezes Jimmy so tight that he passes out. ]
Happy: Especially when they fight me with their love. I love people, I love them in all their different shapes and sizes. I especially love pancake people and even thought Warren really wants to beat you guys next Monday night I can’t help but wonder how delicious you must taste….
[ Happy licks his painted lips before pulling Jimmy up and just licking the side of his face. ]
Happy: I bet you taste like chocolate chip pancakes topped with whipped cream and strawberries… I’d love to be the strawberries to your stack of pancakes. I’d love even more to be the chocolate chips, being all warm and inside of you and just filling you with my love… Mmmmm…. I LOVE wrestling.
[ Happy places Jimmy down on the futon. ]
Happy: AND I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
[ Happy gives the camera big old kiss and goes back to skipping. Warren comes walking back into the shot holding his iphone with a look of complete and total shock on his face as he reads who and what his opponents really are. ]
Warren: Uhhhh… Happy? Their not pancakes…
[ Fade. ]
Well howdy there pardner.