Post by Performance Center Newbies on Jun 27, 2024 5:19:59 GMT
The camera comes on to Phillip standing in a dimly lit gym. He’s wearing his wrestling gear and a confident expression.
“Man, I haven’t been booked in a hot minute. Hey Everyone, It’s Phillip Deforrest here. I mean, I assume you remember who I am… maybe you don’t. It’s cool either way.”
“This weekend, I’ll be stepping into the ring with Jennie Fenix, current Women’s champ and not-so-secret General manager, and Allen Chaney, the current holder of the Joker in the Pack. Which, I think is funny. Joker in the Pack, The Comedian. Come on, that’s hilarious.”
“Jennie Fenix – what can I say about Jennie? I mean other than she’s fucking hot. Because like.. I mean, I know she’s taken. But come on, you have to admit she’s hot. Like crawling through a field of broken glass to hold her hand level of hot. Okay, that makes me sound like a simp, sorry.”
“Anyway… She’s fierce, she’s fast, and she’s got a fire! Jennie, I respect you! Your skill! But … when we step into that ring, all bets are off. But remember, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.”
“And then there’s Allen Chaney. The comedian! Like holy shit. Not to simp twice in one vlog but goddamn dude, you are so fucking cool!!! The man who can lift trucks – well, maybe not literally, but ... Allen, you’ve got the strength and the size, but I’ve got the speed and the strategy. This isn’t just a match, it’s a battle of wits and will.”
“To all my fans out there…I’m sure I have some somewhere, I want you to know that I’ve been training harder than ever. I’m focused, I’m determined, and I’m ready to give it my all. This match is for you, and I won’t let you down!”
Phillip gives a peace sign before the camera cuts.
Well howdy there pardner.