Post by thepest on Sept 3, 2024 5:26:02 GMT
Hellscream? Well sure, he'll scream, they all do after they see The Pest.
That green man still lives his life as a boy. Playing his make believe videogames, dressing himself up in Halloween costumes, refusing to give into reality. Men like Hellscream were never really men at all. He is, despite his tremendous size and stature, quite stunted in his growth. He's attached himself to these fantastical delusions and is living his life free of the worry and regard the rest of us all carry.
It appears that my opponent Hellscream is, for all intents and purposes, developmentally disabled.
I say that not to mock or begrudge, but merely to help you understand the nature of this vile business we are in. We force overgrown mongrels to face off in the squared circle against bonafide contenders. Against those who have proven themselves time and time again, in federation after federation. If this were any other sport Hellscream would be forced to the sidelines for health and safety reasons, but here in the IWF, they don't discriminate. As long as you have half an arm or half a brain cell you can come right on in for your special beat down.
Now don't think that I'm looking past but this green mutt, I mean, how could I? The little boy is nearly ten feet tall. But what he has in physical stature he lacks in mental acuity, and that my dear friends, is the achilles heel I shall strike! And everyone is lucky- and everything goes according to plan- I may not even have to snuff the light out from this inbred's eyes. If you he were to be so lucky, perhaps I would just pin his shoulders down for a few seconds beneath those lights.
Perhaps....
That green man still lives his life as a boy. Playing his make believe videogames, dressing himself up in Halloween costumes, refusing to give into reality. Men like Hellscream were never really men at all. He is, despite his tremendous size and stature, quite stunted in his growth. He's attached himself to these fantastical delusions and is living his life free of the worry and regard the rest of us all carry.
It appears that my opponent Hellscream is, for all intents and purposes, developmentally disabled.
I say that not to mock or begrudge, but merely to help you understand the nature of this vile business we are in. We force overgrown mongrels to face off in the squared circle against bonafide contenders. Against those who have proven themselves time and time again, in federation after federation. If this were any other sport Hellscream would be forced to the sidelines for health and safety reasons, but here in the IWF, they don't discriminate. As long as you have half an arm or half a brain cell you can come right on in for your special beat down.
Now don't think that I'm looking past but this green mutt, I mean, how could I? The little boy is nearly ten feet tall. But what he has in physical stature he lacks in mental acuity, and that my dear friends, is the achilles heel I shall strike! And everyone is lucky- and everything goes according to plan- I may not even have to snuff the light out from this inbred's eyes. If you he were to be so lucky, perhaps I would just pin his shoulders down for a few seconds beneath those lights.
Perhaps....
Well howdy there pardner.