Post by Angel Black on May 31, 2013 21:19:04 GMT
Angel Black sat down in her chair and flipped up her computer. She played with her hair for a bit, before typing on her computer and opening up her video blog page. She adjusted her webcam before looking at it and speaking.
Angel Black: “Mmmm kay so I’m doing this video blog every week to talk about my upcoming match for IWF. I’d rather not be here doing this when I could be out tanning on the beach. But I’ve been told that I need to do something to hype up my matches and this is the easiest way to do it. So here goes. I’ll start by just addressing all the other women in the IWF”
Angel Black pulls out her iPhone from her pocket and pulls something up. It’s a YouTube page of the video of her knocking out a girl at a bar.
Angel Black: “See this? This is my background. This is where I come from. All the other girls in the IWF come from some wrestling background. They worked their way through different companies, all the way to the top when IWF finally decided to give them a chance. They pandered to everyone’s needs; they sucked some dicks no doubt, and they were finally given a chance, sometimes out of pity it seems, by the IWF. They’re not talented. They’re merely getting their chance. Not all of the women in IWF are failures. Alysson Gardner is really the only one who deserves to be here. She’s the only girl here I respect. She’s the only girl here who’s actually earned the hype that surrounds her. She’s the only girl that I can say any nice things about. But I’ll get to that later. Back to the other women in the IWF. You all came from other companies, some that closed down, some that fired you. You all crawled over to IWF and begged them to hire you. You should thank your lucky stars, because most places wouldn’t. But you all fall under the same category. IWF didn’t go head over heels to sign you. If you hadn’t been interested in them, they wouldn’t have given you a second glance. But then there’s me. I am the current manager of JackHammer. I have been formally trained by my husband JackHammer, granted have never had a match before until this coming Monday night when I face off against Emma Danielson in my debut match. ”
Angel Black points to the video on her phone.
Angel Black: “Take a look at this video Emma Danielson, it's me in a bar fight a few years ago with some crazy chick who tried to hit on my husband. I fu*ked up her face cause she was acting stupid. There’s nothing that people enjoy more than a girl as hot as me who can also fu*k you up. Why wouldn’t IWF want to capitalize on that? People are going to tune in to see me. I’m the hottest girl that you’ll see in the IWF. I’m the hottest girl you’ll ever see, period. Most people aren’t used to seeing a girl as drop-dead gorgeous as I am. That’s why I get all the stares whenever I enter a room. That’s why people want to see me on national TV. That’s why the IWF wanted me. I’m bringing millions of viewers to every IWF broadcast that I’m part of. People will pay to see a beautiful girl like me fight other girls. They’ll watch me every week, and then they’ll go to sleep thinking about me. A few of them will accidentally call their girlfriends or wives Angel Black. It happens everywhere I go. It’s just the effect that I have on men. Ask every guy in the IWF if they’d be with me if I gave them the chance, and I guarantee you that all of them would say yes. How can you turn down something like this?”
Angel Black moved her hand up and down beside her body, showing it all off for the camera.
Angel Black: “So now that we all know about why I’m the best female wrestler to ever be signed to the IWF, we have to talk about the rest of the division, if you could even call it that. There are so many women in this company that have no business being anywhere near it. Take, for example, both Kathleen Conway and Alexis Morrison Just two terrible, ugly wrestlers, yet somehow they are in the IWF and think they have talent. I’m not even going to touch on the fact that Kathleen Conway is only here cause of The Ace. Just look at them, they both think they are talented wrestlers and are gonna succed in the IWF. It just saddens me to see that this is the best IWF can do besides me. It embarrasses me that there was nobody better to challenge the one truly great female wrestler in the IWF.I can’t wait to get a chance to fight either of those two women. Alexis Morrison is a whiny little bit*h that thinks she is one of the most talented wrestlers around. She went around bragging how she was going to win the match last week then losses. I would like nothing more to beat her so badly that she can’t physically cry anymore. Talk about good strategy. Dumber than a fu*king doorknob. Oh, bitch by the way, you’re not fooling anyone, you really can't wrestle Just give it up and admit it already.”
Angel Black: “I also wanted to briefly touch on Alysson Gardner. She’s the only woman in the IWF worth anything, besides me. She’s got all the confidence in the world, but she’s also got the skill to back it up. Maybe I like her so much because we’re so similar. She's a talented wrestler and is undefeated in the ring. At least until I’m across the ring from her. But that’s for another time. Right now I’m just talking. Just letting Alysson know that if she ever wants to discuss some things, to come find me."
Angel Black: “So I’ve got my first match this week. And it's against the no talented Emma Danielson. I am so going to make short work of her and beat her a*s so fast her head will spin. As far as anyone is concerned, anything that isn’t IWF is just the minor leagues. How can any company be considered the best if I wasn’t in it? Just by being here I make IWF the best company to be in, even if it already was before. So what if you won a thousand championships in other places. Who cares if you beat so-and-so in someone’s garage in front of tens of people? None of that matters here."
Angel Black: “God I can’t even look at this picture of Emma Danielson. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more unattractive face in my entire life. Like seriously, how the hell are you allowed to be shown on TV? It hurts my eyes to look at you. I don’t even know how I’m going to be able to fight you this week if I’m not going to be able to even look at you. Come to think of it, that’s probably how you win every match you’ve won. No, that can’t be it. Even if I blindfolded myself to avoid looking at that hideous face, I could still beat you. I’m stuck. I can’t figure out how you’ve ever won a match. I guess it’s because you were in who knows where before this, and it’s pretty commonly known that they are a terribly minor league promotion. Being champion in that fed is like being champion of division-three football. Technically you’re a champion, but does anyone really care? You’re stepping in the ring with me, and I plan to kick you in the face so hard that you’ll actually becoming good looking, because trust me; it can’t get much worse than it is right now. You should just head back to Minnesota, you actually fit in there. You and your ugly face can just blend right in with the crowd. I feel like I’m staying on this topic for too long but I seriously can’t get over how unattractive you are. Like it’s really bad. Nobody this ugly should be near me. Nobody this ugly should even be alive. I almost feel bad for her. Almost.”
Angel Black gives a smirk to the camera.
Angel Black: “I’m going into this match with the expectation of winning. I’m going to create another viral video sensation with the annihilation of this bi*ch. Emma Danielson you can't hold a candle to my looks, my skills, or my personality. You won’t even come close in this match. Some call me arrogant. I wouldn’t say that. I’d say that I’m the best, and I know it. It’s not arrogance if it’s the truth. There’s nothing more dangerous than someone who knows exactly how great they are. And you are about to find out exactly how great I really am. Because I’m that damn good. I’m going to have the most successful debut in IWF history. If there’s even a single person who still doubts me; next week they’ll be wondering why they doubted me. They’ll be asking ‘when will Angel Black get her title shot’ and ‘how long until Angel Black is the face of the IWF’. I’ll be the only thing on their minds, and that’s just the way I like it."
The scene ends as Angel Black ends the video blog and turns off the computer.
Fade to black.........................
Angel Black: “Mmmm kay so I’m doing this video blog every week to talk about my upcoming match for IWF. I’d rather not be here doing this when I could be out tanning on the beach. But I’ve been told that I need to do something to hype up my matches and this is the easiest way to do it. So here goes. I’ll start by just addressing all the other women in the IWF”
Angel Black pulls out her iPhone from her pocket and pulls something up. It’s a YouTube page of the video of her knocking out a girl at a bar.
Angel Black: “See this? This is my background. This is where I come from. All the other girls in the IWF come from some wrestling background. They worked their way through different companies, all the way to the top when IWF finally decided to give them a chance. They pandered to everyone’s needs; they sucked some dicks no doubt, and they were finally given a chance, sometimes out of pity it seems, by the IWF. They’re not talented. They’re merely getting their chance. Not all of the women in IWF are failures. Alysson Gardner is really the only one who deserves to be here. She’s the only girl here I respect. She’s the only girl here who’s actually earned the hype that surrounds her. She’s the only girl that I can say any nice things about. But I’ll get to that later. Back to the other women in the IWF. You all came from other companies, some that closed down, some that fired you. You all crawled over to IWF and begged them to hire you. You should thank your lucky stars, because most places wouldn’t. But you all fall under the same category. IWF didn’t go head over heels to sign you. If you hadn’t been interested in them, they wouldn’t have given you a second glance. But then there’s me. I am the current manager of JackHammer. I have been formally trained by my husband JackHammer, granted have never had a match before until this coming Monday night when I face off against Emma Danielson in my debut match. ”
Angel Black points to the video on her phone.
Angel Black: “Take a look at this video Emma Danielson, it's me in a bar fight a few years ago with some crazy chick who tried to hit on my husband. I fu*ked up her face cause she was acting stupid. There’s nothing that people enjoy more than a girl as hot as me who can also fu*k you up. Why wouldn’t IWF want to capitalize on that? People are going to tune in to see me. I’m the hottest girl that you’ll see in the IWF. I’m the hottest girl you’ll ever see, period. Most people aren’t used to seeing a girl as drop-dead gorgeous as I am. That’s why I get all the stares whenever I enter a room. That’s why people want to see me on national TV. That’s why the IWF wanted me. I’m bringing millions of viewers to every IWF broadcast that I’m part of. People will pay to see a beautiful girl like me fight other girls. They’ll watch me every week, and then they’ll go to sleep thinking about me. A few of them will accidentally call their girlfriends or wives Angel Black. It happens everywhere I go. It’s just the effect that I have on men. Ask every guy in the IWF if they’d be with me if I gave them the chance, and I guarantee you that all of them would say yes. How can you turn down something like this?”
Angel Black moved her hand up and down beside her body, showing it all off for the camera.
Angel Black: “So now that we all know about why I’m the best female wrestler to ever be signed to the IWF, we have to talk about the rest of the division, if you could even call it that. There are so many women in this company that have no business being anywhere near it. Take, for example, both Kathleen Conway and Alexis Morrison Just two terrible, ugly wrestlers, yet somehow they are in the IWF and think they have talent. I’m not even going to touch on the fact that Kathleen Conway is only here cause of The Ace. Just look at them, they both think they are talented wrestlers and are gonna succed in the IWF. It just saddens me to see that this is the best IWF can do besides me. It embarrasses me that there was nobody better to challenge the one truly great female wrestler in the IWF.I can’t wait to get a chance to fight either of those two women. Alexis Morrison is a whiny little bit*h that thinks she is one of the most talented wrestlers around. She went around bragging how she was going to win the match last week then losses. I would like nothing more to beat her so badly that she can’t physically cry anymore. Talk about good strategy. Dumber than a fu*king doorknob. Oh, bitch by the way, you’re not fooling anyone, you really can't wrestle Just give it up and admit it already.”
Angel Black: “I also wanted to briefly touch on Alysson Gardner. She’s the only woman in the IWF worth anything, besides me. She’s got all the confidence in the world, but she’s also got the skill to back it up. Maybe I like her so much because we’re so similar. She's a talented wrestler and is undefeated in the ring. At least until I’m across the ring from her. But that’s for another time. Right now I’m just talking. Just letting Alysson know that if she ever wants to discuss some things, to come find me."
Angel Black: “So I’ve got my first match this week. And it's against the no talented Emma Danielson. I am so going to make short work of her and beat her a*s so fast her head will spin. As far as anyone is concerned, anything that isn’t IWF is just the minor leagues. How can any company be considered the best if I wasn’t in it? Just by being here I make IWF the best company to be in, even if it already was before. So what if you won a thousand championships in other places. Who cares if you beat so-and-so in someone’s garage in front of tens of people? None of that matters here."
Angel Black: “God I can’t even look at this picture of Emma Danielson. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more unattractive face in my entire life. Like seriously, how the hell are you allowed to be shown on TV? It hurts my eyes to look at you. I don’t even know how I’m going to be able to fight you this week if I’m not going to be able to even look at you. Come to think of it, that’s probably how you win every match you’ve won. No, that can’t be it. Even if I blindfolded myself to avoid looking at that hideous face, I could still beat you. I’m stuck. I can’t figure out how you’ve ever won a match. I guess it’s because you were in who knows where before this, and it’s pretty commonly known that they are a terribly minor league promotion. Being champion in that fed is like being champion of division-three football. Technically you’re a champion, but does anyone really care? You’re stepping in the ring with me, and I plan to kick you in the face so hard that you’ll actually becoming good looking, because trust me; it can’t get much worse than it is right now. You should just head back to Minnesota, you actually fit in there. You and your ugly face can just blend right in with the crowd. I feel like I’m staying on this topic for too long but I seriously can’t get over how unattractive you are. Like it’s really bad. Nobody this ugly should be near me. Nobody this ugly should even be alive. I almost feel bad for her. Almost.”
Angel Black gives a smirk to the camera.
Angel Black: “I’m going into this match with the expectation of winning. I’m going to create another viral video sensation with the annihilation of this bi*ch. Emma Danielson you can't hold a candle to my looks, my skills, or my personality. You won’t even come close in this match. Some call me arrogant. I wouldn’t say that. I’d say that I’m the best, and I know it. It’s not arrogance if it’s the truth. There’s nothing more dangerous than someone who knows exactly how great they are. And you are about to find out exactly how great I really am. Because I’m that damn good. I’m going to have the most successful debut in IWF history. If there’s even a single person who still doubts me; next week they’ll be wondering why they doubted me. They’ll be asking ‘when will Angel Black get her title shot’ and ‘how long until Angel Black is the face of the IWF’. I’ll be the only thing on their minds, and that’s just the way I like it."
The scene ends as Angel Black ends the video blog and turns off the computer.
Fade to black.........................
Well howdy there pardner.