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Hello Fans!
Welcome to the second edition of Deep Throat!
This week we have some juicy rumors and some crazy ass gimmick mix ups for you to soak up.
As always, we need to remind you that the opinions expressed in this show are solely our own and we are in no way backed or supported by management... With that being said, buckle up bitches! Because we have a guest star that will make ALL your panties wet...
The Great... The Masterful.... The LEGENDARY
Roberto Verona is right here with us this week to discuss the whispers backstage and just what he thinks they mean, for the company going forward...
This is a week not to miss! So click the link and get on over here, the couch is warm and so are the cookies!
~ Kitty xoxo
Rumor has it ...
Whispers backstage claim that Angel's extra curricular activities have followed him out of state and there is currently a warrant out on him - along with a sizable bounty {Sources were unable to confirm the crime for which he is being perused for.}
Mark: I don't believe a word of this. It's highly unbecoming for a IWF superstar, let alone someone in a position of authority, to have charges like these drummed up on them. Angel may not live a squeeky clean lifestyle, but the man continues to entertain the fans week in and week out; give him a break!
Kitty: Honestly - this has to be true and I feel sorry for the people he has locked into his sick world - Amber and Alice are in trouble from every angle here, between Angel and Renee, these girls may as well pack up and go home whilst they still can... And if I was Nero... I'd go for that bounty PRONTO!!
Dick: Does this really surprise anyone? He never claimed to be the squeaky clean guy anyway. Anyone who tries for that bounty...I pity you.
Verona: Would it really be hugely surprising that a border-line sociopath with egomaniacal tendencies and a warped moral compass would be subject to a bounty? I'd have made a killing off a guy like him back in the day. He probably stole candy from a baby.
After the shock announcement that Ana Valentine has acquired Spike Kane's wrestling school and 'The Casino' rumors are abound that this is the beginning of a new "Empire"
Mark: Yes, yes, yes, yes! The internet is ablaze with what this could mean! I haven't been this excited since the Brad Kane farewell tour of '12 ... or was that '11?
Kitty: Slightly better than the affair rumours last week, though if I were Spike, I'd be a little worried about the Barber situation... Spike clearly has an affinity for Ana and she clearly has a hero complex with Barber... love triangle anyone?
Dick: You go girl. Get every bit of what you want. Hey guys, think I have a shot with her? When I'm done, she'll be saying Spike "who?"
Verona: What's this one going to do, hang, draw and quarter kittens to keep the Imperial belt around Spike Kane's waist? You'd have thought that, considering the sizable profits earned by Mr Kane this past year he wouldn't need to sell anything, so who knows, there could be multiple reasons for this. None of them positive in any way, shape, or form.
Renee Pleasant has been held on charges regarding actions towards his sister and ::One or more statutory minors::
Mark: Um ... Dateline NBC called and wanted to remind everyone that there's never a puppy or candy in the van. Renee looks like he's going to be playing 'house' with Big Bubba pretty soon. Sad too, I thought he was a breath of ... well I wouldn't say 'fresh air', but something different.
Kitty: Disgusting. I am morally outraged that kiss was even aired.
Dick: We broke that rumor last week. See Mark? I told you he was a sick freak. STAY AWAY FROM THE VAN WITH NO WINDOWS!
Verona: Oh come on, you really want me to comment on this one? Seriously? This is like shooting fish in a fucking wine glass for God sake. I often question the sanity of our fans, but this is just...
People close to the couple claim that Nero Blake has not spoken with his brother since the events of Sacrifice and that he and Alice have been holed up together, entirely alone, for days...
Mark: I feel bad for Nero. The guy has been busting his butt and now his family business is getting dragged out into the spotlight. Like there's anyone else out there who hasn't gone through what his family is going through ... am I right? huh? anyone?
Kitty: I hope they at least looked for some medical attention... The fall out from Angel's little shower visit is going to be B A D!
Dick: He should go for the aforementioned bounty...just saying.
Verona: Isn't that how Blake's spend most of their time anyway? Locked in the dark with petite women? Heaven forbid they are all broody with one another, the time to parody Twilight has long since passed guys, that cash cow is milked dry, we need something else for the teenage girl demographic. Wait, what was the question? Was there even a question at all?
Mason St. Croix was caught with his pants down...literally joining the mile high club with a flight attendant.
Mark: Just how far can this poor guy fall? I think Mason needs to get his head on straight, remember that he's a representative of both IWF and the armed forces ... and at least learn to lock the darn door!
Kitty: From fast rising up and comer to just a.... You get my point. Mason shamed his good name when he took his ex on this same ride in a public bathroom...
Dick: YEAH BUDDY! You should have locked the door though. Rumor has it that the flight attendant was a pretty hefty broad who could barely fit through the aisle. RAISE YOUR STANDARDS MAN!
Verona: Congratulations on your future endeavours Mr. St Croix.
IWF Staff member Nikki Michaels has been spotted leaving Sephiroth Du Lac's private residences on several occasions; rumors of the couples activities have been rife since a Twitter slip, but sources now claim the relationship is taking on a more 'professional' tone...
Mark: Ew ... there are few things in the world less appealing to me than a woman with tattoos - but a woman with tattoos doing Lord knows what with a vampire. We're just asking for trouble here folks; Seph had better be up to date on all his immunizations ... that's all I'm saying.
Kitty: Ugh, Nikki is everything wrong with women backstage at a Wrestling promotion... Still, gives amber a sigh of relief knowing it's no longer Nikki bumping her head on Angel's desk...
Dick: Professional? Nikki Michaels? Those two words cannot be used in the same sentence. Cut the crap, he's got her on a torture table all chained up and he's "poking and prodding her" if you catch my drift.
Verona: Twitter SLIP? Are you kidding me? They were e-humping for a whole month whilst Spike and Mike continued their jilted lovers schtick, honestly I just wish all these kids would sort things out and get together before the rest of us slip into a vomit induced coma. If Seph wants to plunge his stake into Nikki the Vampire Layer then that's their business, is this really what you guys all talk about?
Sources close to the Famularo family claim that Gib is considering returning to the ring for one last match at the coming Anniversary Pay Per View.
Mark: Christmas will have come early! Is it too early to buy my ticket?
Kitty: Gib who? - Really, who cares? He retired, he won... Move on, there are far more relevant people on our screens - like his son... Now THAT is a guy I wanna see.... more of.
Dick: Look...Gib's a legend, and he went out on top against Spike Kane. That's a hard feat in itself. He should stay out on top where many believe he belongs.
Verona: No comment. Seriously, no comment.
Simon De Montfort reportedly has a guest role on Sons of Anarchy as a Human Trafficker and Drug Warlord.
Mark: I'm sorry, I ... er ... I don't watch that show. Is that the one with the bikers or was that True Detective?
Dick: I didn't know Sons of Anarchy was a reality show.
Kitty: I actually go with Dick on this one... As much as that pains me, Simon playing an evil bastard on SOA would simply equate to a reality show... Fingers crossed this one isn't true....
Verona: Guest role? He's not even acting, they literally just filmed him from behind a bush and photoshopped the other actors in later.
Remember keen readers, if you have a rumor to share or a question for any of our "Deep Throaters," you can submit them anonymously by sending them into the the Deep Throat Mailbox (http://iwf2013.proboards.com/user/185)
Mark: I've been thinking long and hard about this, and this week I'm putting forth the man we call Sepheroth du Lac! It's been a few years since this whole 'vampire' craze has begun, and poor Seph has begun to jump the shark. So, after watching this weekend's season finale of The Walking Dead it came to me! What's cool, hip and EVERYWHERE you look? Yeah ... zombies! We re-brand Seph and really to to town. Now, he doesn't need to be a shambler - I see him as more of a fast zombie, akin to a World War Z (the poopy movie, not the amazing book). If this works, it's almost an obvious choice to have him feud with Caleb White's 'Sheriff' gimmick so we can see the cop versus the zombie every week, even in the off season!
Kitty: Seph? Honestly, he doesn't need a rebrand, he just needs to drop Nikki and find someone who can represent him properly... His attachment to KLB is disturbing enough!!
Dick: Gimmicks are cool and all, but to go from one "horror" character to another? What if Seph became the gentlemanly rich guy who thirsts for tea or a frappe latte instead of blood? What if actually got a tan? What if he was quote, unquote...wait for it...normal?
Dick: What if Mason St. Croix went back in the 80's and totally flipped on his country like that other guy? What if he became like a Russian Supporter, or even worse...Mexico...I know I'd hate him.
Mark: Mason St. Croix would really do great with an 'anti-American' gimmick, but I think he has the acting chops to really go all out with things and push the envelope. I think that if he adds a bit more weight and grows out his hair a little bit more he'd be the perfect Kim Jong Croix II. Can you imagine this folks? Mason coming back as not only a North Korean supporter, but a guy who's every match is proof of their dominance over the rest of the world - one UN representative (that'd be the rest of the roster) at a time.
Kitty: Mason: Grow an 80's porn stache and make use of the rumors surronding your sexual activity: We all know he's a stud and it's apparent he doesn't have an issue with public display so why don't we capitalize with an IWF porn network?
Kitty: My choice for a rebrand this week is Angel, I can see him becoming "Born again" and changing his life to become a preacher of the people.
He and his group of sister wives will be flanked to the ring by a group of toothless hick followers who "Beat the bible" into anyone sinful enough to oppose their almighty....
Mark: Angel as a 'born again'? I love it - though wasn't that shtick done to death by 'Godly' Ken Davison? I think our ol' buddy Angel could use something a little more wholesome; and what's more wholesome than a fifties style jock gimmick? A little shave, a letterman jacket and slick back the hair and he'd be a knockout ... er, I mean the ladies would love him! I think he could really pull it off, kind of a Kenickie meets the Fonz!
Dick: Dick: Ha! A preacher, not bad at all. I'm going down a similar yet opposite path. Get them neon color suits in here and pop a feather in that cap. Those sister wives...they can be his hoes. A pimp gimmick with Angel could be good to watch
And now, rebranding as you have NEVER seen it before - thanks to our great and almighty leader;
Roberto Verona: Seph
A haemo-intolerant vampire whose only means of survival is to perform hand puppet opera's for fat, white, rich old men, whilst secretly dreaming of taking his one man Punch and Judy act to Broadway. Each week he will perform moving solo's with ripping social commentaries before eventually fulfilling his dream, only for a stage hand to open a window by mistake turning him instantly to dust.
Fin.
Mason
Can we just basically re-brand him to be Arnold Schwarzenegger? Not the good version, I mean the Hercules in New York, throwing people into cardboard boxes with barely intelligible English version. Honestly, if he added a little slapstick to his repotoire whilst brooding gloomily and talking about how life hates him he could be a smash hit with the teenage demographic. Plus, Zeus cameos.
Angel
You want me to re-brand Angel? I want to see him as a socially well-equipped teacher with absolutely non psychological problems who, along with his complete non-estranged father, enrich the lives on inner city children through the medium of interpretive dance and tacos.
Or the Punisher. Or something.
Remember keen readers, if you have a person to nominate or a gimmick idea to share or, maybe you have a question for any of our "Deep Throaters," you can submit them anonymously by sending them into the the Deep Throat Mailbox (http://iwf2013.proboards.com/user/185)
Kitty:
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Welcome to the second edition of Deep Throat!
This week we have some juicy rumors and some crazy ass gimmick mix ups for you to soak up.
As always, we need to remind you that the opinions expressed in this show are solely our own and we are in no way backed or supported by management... With that being said, buckle up bitches! Because we have a guest star that will make ALL your panties wet...
The Great... The Masterful.... The LEGENDARY
Roberto Verona is right here with us this week to discuss the whispers backstage and just what he thinks they mean, for the company going forward...
This is a week not to miss! So click the link and get on over here, the couch is warm and so are the cookies!
~ Kitty xoxo
PART 1: DEEP THROAT
Rumor has it ...
Whispers backstage claim that Angel's extra curricular activities have followed him out of state and there is currently a warrant out on him - along with a sizable bounty {Sources were unable to confirm the crime for which he is being perused for.}
Mark: I don't believe a word of this. It's highly unbecoming for a IWF superstar, let alone someone in a position of authority, to have charges like these drummed up on them. Angel may not live a squeeky clean lifestyle, but the man continues to entertain the fans week in and week out; give him a break!
Kitty: Honestly - this has to be true and I feel sorry for the people he has locked into his sick world - Amber and Alice are in trouble from every angle here, between Angel and Renee, these girls may as well pack up and go home whilst they still can... And if I was Nero... I'd go for that bounty PRONTO!!
Dick: Does this really surprise anyone? He never claimed to be the squeaky clean guy anyway. Anyone who tries for that bounty...I pity you.
Verona: Would it really be hugely surprising that a border-line sociopath with egomaniacal tendencies and a warped moral compass would be subject to a bounty? I'd have made a killing off a guy like him back in the day. He probably stole candy from a baby.
After the shock announcement that Ana Valentine has acquired Spike Kane's wrestling school and 'The Casino' rumors are abound that this is the beginning of a new "Empire"
Mark: Yes, yes, yes, yes! The internet is ablaze with what this could mean! I haven't been this excited since the Brad Kane farewell tour of '12 ... or was that '11?
Kitty: Slightly better than the affair rumours last week, though if I were Spike, I'd be a little worried about the Barber situation... Spike clearly has an affinity for Ana and she clearly has a hero complex with Barber... love triangle anyone?
Dick: You go girl. Get every bit of what you want. Hey guys, think I have a shot with her? When I'm done, she'll be saying Spike "who?"
Verona: What's this one going to do, hang, draw and quarter kittens to keep the Imperial belt around Spike Kane's waist? You'd have thought that, considering the sizable profits earned by Mr Kane this past year he wouldn't need to sell anything, so who knows, there could be multiple reasons for this. None of them positive in any way, shape, or form.
Renee Pleasant has been held on charges regarding actions towards his sister and ::One or more statutory minors::
Mark: Um ... Dateline NBC called and wanted to remind everyone that there's never a puppy or candy in the van. Renee looks like he's going to be playing 'house' with Big Bubba pretty soon. Sad too, I thought he was a breath of ... well I wouldn't say 'fresh air', but something different.
Kitty: Disgusting. I am morally outraged that kiss was even aired.
Dick: We broke that rumor last week. See Mark? I told you he was a sick freak. STAY AWAY FROM THE VAN WITH NO WINDOWS!
Verona: Oh come on, you really want me to comment on this one? Seriously? This is like shooting fish in a fucking wine glass for God sake. I often question the sanity of our fans, but this is just...
People close to the couple claim that Nero Blake has not spoken with his brother since the events of Sacrifice and that he and Alice have been holed up together, entirely alone, for days...
Mark: I feel bad for Nero. The guy has been busting his butt and now his family business is getting dragged out into the spotlight. Like there's anyone else out there who hasn't gone through what his family is going through ... am I right? huh? anyone?
Kitty: I hope they at least looked for some medical attention... The fall out from Angel's little shower visit is going to be B A D!
Dick: He should go for the aforementioned bounty...just saying.
Verona: Isn't that how Blake's spend most of their time anyway? Locked in the dark with petite women? Heaven forbid they are all broody with one another, the time to parody Twilight has long since passed guys, that cash cow is milked dry, we need something else for the teenage girl demographic. Wait, what was the question? Was there even a question at all?
Mason St. Croix was caught with his pants down...literally joining the mile high club with a flight attendant.
Mark: Just how far can this poor guy fall? I think Mason needs to get his head on straight, remember that he's a representative of both IWF and the armed forces ... and at least learn to lock the darn door!
Kitty: From fast rising up and comer to just a.... You get my point. Mason shamed his good name when he took his ex on this same ride in a public bathroom...
Dick: YEAH BUDDY! You should have locked the door though. Rumor has it that the flight attendant was a pretty hefty broad who could barely fit through the aisle. RAISE YOUR STANDARDS MAN!
Verona: Congratulations on your future endeavours Mr. St Croix.
IWF Staff member Nikki Michaels has been spotted leaving Sephiroth Du Lac's private residences on several occasions; rumors of the couples activities have been rife since a Twitter slip, but sources now claim the relationship is taking on a more 'professional' tone...
Mark: Ew ... there are few things in the world less appealing to me than a woman with tattoos - but a woman with tattoos doing Lord knows what with a vampire. We're just asking for trouble here folks; Seph had better be up to date on all his immunizations ... that's all I'm saying.
Kitty: Ugh, Nikki is everything wrong with women backstage at a Wrestling promotion... Still, gives amber a sigh of relief knowing it's no longer Nikki bumping her head on Angel's desk...
Dick: Professional? Nikki Michaels? Those two words cannot be used in the same sentence. Cut the crap, he's got her on a torture table all chained up and he's "poking and prodding her" if you catch my drift.
Verona: Twitter SLIP? Are you kidding me? They were e-humping for a whole month whilst Spike and Mike continued their jilted lovers schtick, honestly I just wish all these kids would sort things out and get together before the rest of us slip into a vomit induced coma. If Seph wants to plunge his stake into Nikki the Vampire Layer then that's their business, is this really what you guys all talk about?
Sources close to the Famularo family claim that Gib is considering returning to the ring for one last match at the coming Anniversary Pay Per View.
Mark: Christmas will have come early! Is it too early to buy my ticket?
Kitty: Gib who? - Really, who cares? He retired, he won... Move on, there are far more relevant people on our screens - like his son... Now THAT is a guy I wanna see.... more of.
Dick: Look...Gib's a legend, and he went out on top against Spike Kane. That's a hard feat in itself. He should stay out on top where many believe he belongs.
Verona: No comment. Seriously, no comment.
Simon De Montfort reportedly has a guest role on Sons of Anarchy as a Human Trafficker and Drug Warlord.
Mark: I'm sorry, I ... er ... I don't watch that show. Is that the one with the bikers or was that True Detective?
Dick: I didn't know Sons of Anarchy was a reality show.
Kitty: I actually go with Dick on this one... As much as that pains me, Simon playing an evil bastard on SOA would simply equate to a reality show... Fingers crossed this one isn't true....
Verona: Guest role? He's not even acting, they literally just filmed him from behind a bush and photoshopped the other actors in later.
Remember keen readers, if you have a rumor to share or a question for any of our "Deep Throaters," you can submit them anonymously by sending them into the the Deep Throat Mailbox (http://iwf2013.proboards.com/user/185)
Part 2: Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Mark: I've been thinking long and hard about this, and this week I'm putting forth the man we call Sepheroth du Lac! It's been a few years since this whole 'vampire' craze has begun, and poor Seph has begun to jump the shark. So, after watching this weekend's season finale of The Walking Dead it came to me! What's cool, hip and EVERYWHERE you look? Yeah ... zombies! We re-brand Seph and really to to town. Now, he doesn't need to be a shambler - I see him as more of a fast zombie, akin to a World War Z (the poopy movie, not the amazing book). If this works, it's almost an obvious choice to have him feud with Caleb White's 'Sheriff' gimmick so we can see the cop versus the zombie every week, even in the off season!
Kitty: Seph? Honestly, he doesn't need a rebrand, he just needs to drop Nikki and find someone who can represent him properly... His attachment to KLB is disturbing enough!!
Dick: Gimmicks are cool and all, but to go from one "horror" character to another? What if Seph became the gentlemanly rich guy who thirsts for tea or a frappe latte instead of blood? What if actually got a tan? What if he was quote, unquote...wait for it...normal?
Dick: What if Mason St. Croix went back in the 80's and totally flipped on his country like that other guy? What if he became like a Russian Supporter, or even worse...Mexico...I know I'd hate him.
Mark: Mason St. Croix would really do great with an 'anti-American' gimmick, but I think he has the acting chops to really go all out with things and push the envelope. I think that if he adds a bit more weight and grows out his hair a little bit more he'd be the perfect Kim Jong Croix II. Can you imagine this folks? Mason coming back as not only a North Korean supporter, but a guy who's every match is proof of their dominance over the rest of the world - one UN representative (that'd be the rest of the roster) at a time.
Kitty: Mason: Grow an 80's porn stache and make use of the rumors surronding your sexual activity: We all know he's a stud and it's apparent he doesn't have an issue with public display so why don't we capitalize with an IWF porn network?
Kitty: My choice for a rebrand this week is Angel, I can see him becoming "Born again" and changing his life to become a preacher of the people.
He and his group of sister wives will be flanked to the ring by a group of toothless hick followers who "Beat the bible" into anyone sinful enough to oppose their almighty....
Mark: Angel as a 'born again'? I love it - though wasn't that shtick done to death by 'Godly' Ken Davison? I think our ol' buddy Angel could use something a little more wholesome; and what's more wholesome than a fifties style jock gimmick? A little shave, a letterman jacket and slick back the hair and he'd be a knockout ... er, I mean the ladies would love him! I think he could really pull it off, kind of a Kenickie meets the Fonz!
Dick: Dick: Ha! A preacher, not bad at all. I'm going down a similar yet opposite path. Get them neon color suits in here and pop a feather in that cap. Those sister wives...they can be his hoes. A pimp gimmick with Angel could be good to watch
And now, rebranding as you have NEVER seen it before - thanks to our great and almighty leader;
Roberto Verona: Seph
A haemo-intolerant vampire whose only means of survival is to perform hand puppet opera's for fat, white, rich old men, whilst secretly dreaming of taking his one man Punch and Judy act to Broadway. Each week he will perform moving solo's with ripping social commentaries before eventually fulfilling his dream, only for a stage hand to open a window by mistake turning him instantly to dust.
Fin.
Mason
Can we just basically re-brand him to be Arnold Schwarzenegger? Not the good version, I mean the Hercules in New York, throwing people into cardboard boxes with barely intelligible English version. Honestly, if he added a little slapstick to his repotoire whilst brooding gloomily and talking about how life hates him he could be a smash hit with the teenage demographic. Plus, Zeus cameos.
Angel
You want me to re-brand Angel? I want to see him as a socially well-equipped teacher with absolutely non psychological problems who, along with his complete non-estranged father, enrich the lives on inner city children through the medium of interpretive dance and tacos.
Or the Punisher. Or something.
Remember keen readers, if you have a person to nominate or a gimmick idea to share or, maybe you have a question for any of our "Deep Throaters," you can submit them anonymously by sending them into the the Deep Throat Mailbox (http://iwf2013.proboards.com/user/185)
Part 3: PREDICTABLE
BATTLEGROUND!
Kitty:
Triple Threat mystery weapons on a rope match
Ayla St James vs Alice Pleasant vs Alexis Caffrey
There is WAY too much crazy going on here for me to pick a winner, the match is between Alice and Alexis... Only question is, which one can stay disconnected from their 'significant other' long enough to destroy Ayla?
No DQ Hardcore Rules Match
Caleb White vs John Barber
Call me a sucker for a smooth talker in a flannel shirt and i'll nod and smile... Barber picks up the win here because no one that pretty can lose to someone that pig shit ignorant.
First Blood Rules Match
:: Special Guest Referee Nikki Michaels ::
Alex Jones vs Sephiroth du Lac
Ooooh - I wanna say Alex Jones, the returning man-machine is on fire... BUT! Miss Michaels has a penchant for our resident Twi-Hard and that could come into play here....
Barbed Wire Rope Match
Angel vs Xavier Cross
I may well hate Angel with every fiber of my being ( and i DO!) but Cross just doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell this week... Angel is a monster on a hot streak!!
Mark:
Triple Threat mystery weapons on a rope match
Ayla St James vs Alice Pleasant vs Alexis Caffrey
Um, is it bad when Alexis seems like the most sane person in a match? Imma go with her for the win!
No DQ Hardcore Rules Match
Caleb White vs John Barber
Who exactly did poor Caleb upset in booking? John is going to outdraw the Sheriff this week, mark my words!
First Blood Rules Match
:: Special Guest Referee Nikki Michaels ::
Alex Jones vs Sephiroth du Lac
I've learned that in my long and storied career as an internet smark, you never ever ever bet against the person sleeping with the referee; I vote for Seph!
Barbed Wire Rope Match
Angel vs Xavier Cross
I miss the days of Hot Cross Buns being on my television, but there's no stopping a man like Angel ... especially when barbed wire is involved!
Verona:
Triple Threat mystery weapons on a rope match
Ayla St James vs Alice Pleasant vs Alexis Caffrey
Is this show fall into a fucking DIY cupboard or something? Ayla picked up a impressive in over Eternity and Alice has been quietly impressing me, but I think this could be the week Alexis finally starts to make a few statements.
No DQ Hardcore Rules Match
Caleb White vs John Barber
This could get really brutal, really quickly. Ker-ching. Erm, anyway, Caleb has been pretty impressive in his short spell, but then so has Barber, this will be a good warm up for him before his big match next Monday.
First Blood Rules Match
:: Special Guest Referee Nikki Michaels ::
Alex Jones vs Sephiroth du Lac
Is this a terrible, terrible, terrible attempt at some sort of vampire humour? What next, a stake on a pole? I don't even... look, Alex is good, Seph is good, Nikki is clearly his latest bite-bitch, so let's go with Seph.
Barbed Wire Rope Match
Angel vs Xavier Cross
I cannot stand him, he's effectively pond life if pond life stabbed babies and stole the souls of puppys, but he is an effective pondlife. I have absolutely no comments on Xavier Cross.
SACRIFICE!
Kitty:
Woman of Steel Match
Ana Valentine vs Mercedes Vargas
I said it last week and I will say it this week - Ana Valentine is on fire right now and the idea that anyone (With the exception of maybe Amber) can take her down is ludicrous... Especially a placeholder champion like Mercedes.
InVictus Rules
Winner becomes number one contender to the InVictus Championship
Jimmy Zane vs John Barber
Mmm, mmm, mmm... Not gonna lie, pretty jealous of Miss Valentine after she and Barber got so up close and personal last week - since Ana is so busy with Spike these days, I wouldn't mind lending my services to Barber... Along with my pick for the win this week...
Extreme Rules Cage Match
Falcon vs Nero Blake
I hate every last one of Angel's misfits... But Nero Blake is the obvious choice for me here, there's a LOT of pent up aggression in Nero and Falcon is suffering from wrong place, wrong time as Nero looks to 'let it all out'.
Singles Match
Alexis Caffrey vs Joanna Canelli
With it being two shows on the bounce, anyone else and I would vote against them... but little miss Alexis is a spitfire and I see her picking up the win here.
Man of Steel Match
Xander Famularo vs Mike Laszlo vs The Ace
Xander gets my pick here... the only truly technical competitor in the bunch and, after a sore loss this past week, he will be looking to make amends and prove himself... Plus, Laszlo just plain sucks, honestly.
Singles Match
Spike Kane vs Malaki Toala
Toala may well be our Champ right now... but Spike is a scary dangerous man with a lot of even scarier allies to boot... Any number of his friends could have influence in this match and with sway like that.... Sorry Malaki, but your luck runs out this week...
Mark:
Woman of Steel Match
Ana Valentine vs Mercedes Vargas
I love matches like this! Two battle hardened women going toe to toe where the only truly great can walk out with her head held high! One one hand you've got the reigning Ruby Champion, and on the other the only person who's managed to put a dent in the reign of former Diamonds Champion Amber Richards. My gut says Valentine!
InVictus Rules
Winner becomes number one contender to the InVictus Championship
Jimmy Zane vs John Barber
I've been a huge Zaniac for a long time now. I've all his action figures, including the three alternate face paints and Japan exclusive from Wizard World back in 2002. While I could see my main man Jimmy Zane coming out on top against anyone, I just think that Barber has been cutting a swath through the competition up to this point, so I'm going with him!
Extreme Rules Cage Match
Falcon vs Nero Blake
Extreme rules ... cage match ... Falcon ... Nero ... shutupandtakemymoney ... Falcon wins this one, but by the skin of his teeth!
Singles Match
Alexis Caffrey vs Joanna Canelli
Crazy is the new sexy, so for me I'm going with Alexis. Sure, I've heard people in the chat rooms comparing her to a twelve year old Filipino boy - but she's still a heck of a wrestler!
Man of Steel Match
Xander Famularo vs Mike Laszlo vs The Ace
Laszlo continues to be the guy ready to really breakout but just can't seem to pull the trigger. The Ace seems like he's ready to pass the torch on to a new generation of superstar and I think Mike could very well be that guy. Similar looks, similar backgrounds - it just makes sense. Of course, none of that helps them this week as they'll both be on the losing end of a Xander Famularo beating!
Singles Match
Spike Kane vs Malaki Toala
This is the hardest one for me to call this week. Half of me wants desperately to see Malaki keep steam rolling his way though the roster and show that he's the real deal Imperial Champion. Then there's the other part of me who sees the one true King, Spike Kane biding his time before taking back what he never should have lost. I don't care if it was best for business like Dick keeps saying - Spike shouldn't have ever lost that title to Ortega. You know what ... just for that ... Spike for the win this week ... AND EVERY WEEK BABY! All bloody hail!
Verona:
Woman of Steel Match
Ana Valentine vs Mercedes Vargas
I like Vargas, she's a very good wrestler, a little opinionated but then who isn't? However, Ana Valentine just ended the reign of the Diamond's champion and as history has shown, they're not exactly the easiest of people to dispatch.
InVictus Rules
Winner becomes number one contender to the InVictus Championship
Jimmy Zane vs John Barber
I've known Jimmy for a while, he will be itching to prove himself and display his abilities as a single's competitor, here is his big chance to do that. Barber has looked good out there, but I just see the experience of Zane being the key here.
Extreme Rules Cage Match
Falcon vs Nero Blake
As much as it pains me to say it, Nero has been pretty impressive recently, granted he has an unfortunate case of "bloodline-twat-itis" but he's been on form. Falcon though, this guy CAN pull it from the bag and he#s proven it time and time again, I am going for him.
Singles Match
Alexis Caffrey vs Joanna Canelli
Wait, isn't Canelli just a town in Italy? Who would be lame enough to give themselves a surname lazily plucked from an Italian town? Alexis is bat shit crazy, which effectively means 85% of our female roster have deep psychological problems, but she's at least got some ability to back it all up. I'll go for the white collar worker's heroine.
Man of Steel Match
Xander Famularo vs Mike Laszlo vs The Ace
Anybody but Mike Laszlo. Anybody. Let's be honest the money is on Xander, he's an absolute beast of a specimen but after this week, Ace must be fired up. I'm going with Xander but I wouldn't be shocked to see Ace surprise a few people, again.
Singles Match
Spike Kane vs Malaki Toala
Spike Kane can, and does, find ways to win, regardless of the odds and that is why he has been in the main event since time immemorial. He's still an absolute stain on humanity, but he's a talented stain. However, have you seen Malaki? I mean really? I can't recall anybody like that since Xander, it'll be a close affair. I am going for a draw, why? Because no doubt Angel will shove his nose in somehow and it'll be clusterfuck time.
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Well howdy there pardner.