Post by Jason Price on Jun 8, 2013 15:41:17 GMT
A GREAT story
We see Stephen Kingsley unpacking his wrestling attire in his hotel room. We also see Cyrus Daniels and A Girl Has No Name Robins. Stephen has the crocodile skin boots in his hands when A Girl Has No Name comes up behind him.
A Girl Has No Name: Tell me how you took care of that crocodile.
Stephen has a smile on his face as his tag team partner Cyrus shakes his head and takes his glass of Apple Juice and leaves the room.
Stephen Kingsley: I went back home and had a great time with my parents. One nice hot day, I decided to sunbake, and as I was putting on my swimming trunks in my old room, I happened to open the dresser drawer and there it was! It was right there in plain view. I stood there looking at it. It was as if it was calling my name. I started to reach for it and then I pulled away. As I looked at myself in the mirror a smile came on my face. I grabbed my knife and placed it in my black bag. I grabbed my hat and as I left the house, I placed my hat on and my sunnies. When I arrived at the river, I took off my vest and laid a towel on the ground. I lay on the towel with my hat on. I must have been there what seems minutes when all of a sudden there was this 15 foot female crocodile swimming in the river in front of me. I raised my sunnies and just watched that female croc swimming in front of me.
A Girl Has No Name: You didn't! Stephen! That is why you were in prison to begin with.
A Girl Has No Name gives a stern look at Stephen.
A Girl Has No Name: Go on with your story, I find it interesting.
Stephen Kingsley: I lay there staring at the croc. She must have known and she turned and looked at me. It was as if she was daring me to come after her. I stood up and looked around and took off my hat and sunnies and my vest and grabbed my trusted knife and walk closer to the edge of the river. I knew at that moment what I was going to do with that croc’s skin. As I stood there, the croc moves farther away from the shore as if it was baiting me. The female was waving her tail as like motions me to get in. I dived into the river, and when I came up the female croc was nowhere to be found. I looked around and was wondering if I was dreaming, but with the croc swimming past me and brushing up beside my body, I knew that I was in a battle for my life.
A Girl Has No Name: Did you swim to safety?
Stephen Kingsley: There were no places to be safe. I looked to my left and she had her mouth open swimming straight at me. I knew that once she clamped on that she would drag me under. So I turned my knife around and hit the croc with the butt of it time after time. It must have been a thousand times. The croc moves away from me. I thought since I was safe for the moment by as she moved away she grabbed hold of me with her tail. She had a tight hold on me and she dragged me under. I have been in some bear hugs during my wrestling career, but none of those compare to the pain I was feeling. I was trying to hold my breath, but she was squeezing the life right out of me. Somehow I kept a hold of my knife. She must have thought that I was dead because she surfaced and released me. I stayed face down in the water waiting. She must have been waiting to make sure I was dead as I was motionless in the water. She opens her mouth and came at me. I was able to grab hold and get on the back of her and I raised my knife and I slammed it in her eye. I must have done that millions of time before I realize the croc was motionless and there was blood oozing out in the river. I knew I had to act fast because I see at least a dozen more crocs coming my way.
A Girl Has No Name was sitting on the edge of the bed. She was biting her fingernails.
Stephen Kingsley: I……….
Just then Cyrus Daniels enters the room and whisper something in Stephen’s ear and Cyrus goes over to sit with A Girl Has No Name.
Stephen Kingsley: Once again Criminal Intent is left off the card. Three weeks in a row. Now Bo, I know you like ratings, I mean that is why IWF is in business, but why settle for low ratings? You know the ratings will skyrocket when Criminal Intent is scheduled to wrestle. Really, Bo how hard is that to figure out?
Cyrus Daniels: It is obvious why we are being kept off the cards mate. We're not friendly, we're thugs, we don't go around telling people to suck it to make all the little kiddies giggle. Bo knows that if we're booked, we would end the nostalgia of Infamous and of fifty year old geriatric blokes who team with jacked up gorillas like JackHammer
Stephen Kingsley: This week, I am involved in a Triple Threat Match. My opponents are Spike Kane and Jake Keeton. I have wrestled crocs that weighs more than you do Jake. In fact the last one I wrestled I used to make a nice belt and crocodile skin boots. I could use a new hat, but using your skin would mean that a light breeze would blow the hat away.
Stephen pauses for a second.
Stephen Kingsley: Jake, I know that you have done great here in the IWF. The last two matches, you have won has been impressive. The Cruiser weight Division put on a great show last week, but this week stay out of my way. If you decided to get in my way, well you will be like the crocodile in the story, a beaten down loser.
Spike Kane, one half of Infamous. Spike, you are nothing but full of hot air. You know Spike, you would have been helpful to me when I was skinning the female croc. You could have told the other crocs how good you were and put them to sleep. You come out week after week saying how good you are. Telling us all about what you accomplished in the past. Then when you are in the ring you stand behind Rob. This Monday night in Sears Center, you will not have Rob to stand behind. The fans will see the true Spike Kane when I get done with you.
Stephen has a smile on his face.
Stephen Kingsley: I finally realize why Jake Keeton is involved in this match. You went to IWF management and said that if Rob could not be in this match, then you needed someone to hide behind. Spike these last two weeks will become a blur to you, because of the beating that you are going to receive this Monday night.
Stephen is shaking his head.
Stephen Kingsley: I heard what you had to say this week. “Superior in every single way.” I have already proven you wrong once here in IWF. I will take great pleasure in proven you wrong again. What is that Spike? You don’t remember when I had proven you wrong. During your puny show, if that is what you want to call it, you mentioned that JackHammer will beat me. If you were “superior “ you would have picked me as the winner of the match.
A Girl Has No Name walks past Stephen with a birthday cake in her hand. She went to the table and set it on the table.
A Girl Has No Name: Today is your birthday and I decided to buy you a cake.
Stephen Kingsley: Who told you that today was my birthday?
A Girl Has No Name: I still have my connection with some of the people over in nCw. They let me peek into your records. Did you lie on your application when you put June 4, 1981.
Stephen looks at A Girl Has No Name and then at Cyrus.
Stephen Kingsley: Lie? Putting false information on an application is illegal. I would never do a thing like that. Who do you think I am Spike Kane?
The scene fades out as we see them sitting down and having a piece of birthday cake.
We see Stephen Kingsley unpacking his wrestling attire in his hotel room. We also see Cyrus Daniels and A Girl Has No Name Robins. Stephen has the crocodile skin boots in his hands when A Girl Has No Name comes up behind him.
A Girl Has No Name: Tell me how you took care of that crocodile.
Stephen has a smile on his face as his tag team partner Cyrus shakes his head and takes his glass of Apple Juice and leaves the room.
Stephen Kingsley: I went back home and had a great time with my parents. One nice hot day, I decided to sunbake, and as I was putting on my swimming trunks in my old room, I happened to open the dresser drawer and there it was! It was right there in plain view. I stood there looking at it. It was as if it was calling my name. I started to reach for it and then I pulled away. As I looked at myself in the mirror a smile came on my face. I grabbed my knife and placed it in my black bag. I grabbed my hat and as I left the house, I placed my hat on and my sunnies. When I arrived at the river, I took off my vest and laid a towel on the ground. I lay on the towel with my hat on. I must have been there what seems minutes when all of a sudden there was this 15 foot female crocodile swimming in the river in front of me. I raised my sunnies and just watched that female croc swimming in front of me.
A Girl Has No Name: You didn't! Stephen! That is why you were in prison to begin with.
A Girl Has No Name gives a stern look at Stephen.
A Girl Has No Name: Go on with your story, I find it interesting.
Stephen Kingsley: I lay there staring at the croc. She must have known and she turned and looked at me. It was as if she was daring me to come after her. I stood up and looked around and took off my hat and sunnies and my vest and grabbed my trusted knife and walk closer to the edge of the river. I knew at that moment what I was going to do with that croc’s skin. As I stood there, the croc moves farther away from the shore as if it was baiting me. The female was waving her tail as like motions me to get in. I dived into the river, and when I came up the female croc was nowhere to be found. I looked around and was wondering if I was dreaming, but with the croc swimming past me and brushing up beside my body, I knew that I was in a battle for my life.
A Girl Has No Name: Did you swim to safety?
Stephen Kingsley: There were no places to be safe. I looked to my left and she had her mouth open swimming straight at me. I knew that once she clamped on that she would drag me under. So I turned my knife around and hit the croc with the butt of it time after time. It must have been a thousand times. The croc moves away from me. I thought since I was safe for the moment by as she moved away she grabbed hold of me with her tail. She had a tight hold on me and she dragged me under. I have been in some bear hugs during my wrestling career, but none of those compare to the pain I was feeling. I was trying to hold my breath, but she was squeezing the life right out of me. Somehow I kept a hold of my knife. She must have thought that I was dead because she surfaced and released me. I stayed face down in the water waiting. She must have been waiting to make sure I was dead as I was motionless in the water. She opens her mouth and came at me. I was able to grab hold and get on the back of her and I raised my knife and I slammed it in her eye. I must have done that millions of time before I realize the croc was motionless and there was blood oozing out in the river. I knew I had to act fast because I see at least a dozen more crocs coming my way.
A Girl Has No Name was sitting on the edge of the bed. She was biting her fingernails.
Stephen Kingsley: I……….
Just then Cyrus Daniels enters the room and whisper something in Stephen’s ear and Cyrus goes over to sit with A Girl Has No Name.
Stephen Kingsley: Once again Criminal Intent is left off the card. Three weeks in a row. Now Bo, I know you like ratings, I mean that is why IWF is in business, but why settle for low ratings? You know the ratings will skyrocket when Criminal Intent is scheduled to wrestle. Really, Bo how hard is that to figure out?
Cyrus Daniels: It is obvious why we are being kept off the cards mate. We're not friendly, we're thugs, we don't go around telling people to suck it to make all the little kiddies giggle. Bo knows that if we're booked, we would end the nostalgia of Infamous and of fifty year old geriatric blokes who team with jacked up gorillas like JackHammer
Stephen Kingsley: This week, I am involved in a Triple Threat Match. My opponents are Spike Kane and Jake Keeton. I have wrestled crocs that weighs more than you do Jake. In fact the last one I wrestled I used to make a nice belt and crocodile skin boots. I could use a new hat, but using your skin would mean that a light breeze would blow the hat away.
Stephen pauses for a second.
Stephen Kingsley: Jake, I know that you have done great here in the IWF. The last two matches, you have won has been impressive. The Cruiser weight Division put on a great show last week, but this week stay out of my way. If you decided to get in my way, well you will be like the crocodile in the story, a beaten down loser.
Spike Kane, one half of Infamous. Spike, you are nothing but full of hot air. You know Spike, you would have been helpful to me when I was skinning the female croc. You could have told the other crocs how good you were and put them to sleep. You come out week after week saying how good you are. Telling us all about what you accomplished in the past. Then when you are in the ring you stand behind Rob. This Monday night in Sears Center, you will not have Rob to stand behind. The fans will see the true Spike Kane when I get done with you.
Stephen has a smile on his face.
Stephen Kingsley: I finally realize why Jake Keeton is involved in this match. You went to IWF management and said that if Rob could not be in this match, then you needed someone to hide behind. Spike these last two weeks will become a blur to you, because of the beating that you are going to receive this Monday night.
Stephen is shaking his head.
Stephen Kingsley: I heard what you had to say this week. “Superior in every single way.” I have already proven you wrong once here in IWF. I will take great pleasure in proven you wrong again. What is that Spike? You don’t remember when I had proven you wrong. During your puny show, if that is what you want to call it, you mentioned that JackHammer will beat me. If you were “superior “ you would have picked me as the winner of the match.
A Girl Has No Name walks past Stephen with a birthday cake in her hand. She went to the table and set it on the table.
A Girl Has No Name: Today is your birthday and I decided to buy you a cake.
Stephen Kingsley: Who told you that today was my birthday?
A Girl Has No Name: I still have my connection with some of the people over in nCw. They let me peek into your records. Did you lie on your application when you put June 4, 1981.
Stephen looks at A Girl Has No Name and then at Cyrus.
Stephen Kingsley: Lie? Putting false information on an application is illegal. I would never do a thing like that. Who do you think I am Spike Kane?
The scene fades out as we see them sitting down and having a piece of birthday cake.
Well howdy there pardner.