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SEGMENT
"Sunny Sparkles"
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{Simon De Montfort is standing backstage, he seems a little harried and annoyed to be in the position he is in, as he appears to have been cornered by the exceptionally excitable Sunshine Sparkles. Who is literally jumping up and down clapping her hands before the CEO. Who is holding his hands, palms out, trying to both calm her and keep her at arms length.} Sunshine Sparkles: Oh Mistah Simon I am SO veryVeryVEryVERY excited to be doing commentary and I promise it will be the absolute most best commentary anyone has ever EVER done!!
{Simon pulls back a little further as he clears his throat, appearing to decide that humoring her is perhaps the quickest way to escape her.} Simon De Montfort: Yes well, Miss…. Sparkles. Guest spots are at the discretion of the commentary team and I am sure they are excited to have you….
{This only seems to excite Sunshine more as she nods emphatically.} Sunshine Sparkles: Please Mistah Simon, call me Sunny!!
{She grins widely and he nods slowly, trying to inch away from her now…} Simon De Montfort: Um.. Sunny… If you will excuse me, I have places to be…
{At the use of her nickname Sunny shrieks and jumps forward, throwing her arms around Simon’s neck she forces him into an huge hug. She even goes so far as to wiggle the hug so she kind of jumps against him in a HUUUUUGE hug. Taken by absolutely surprise Simon’s hands throw up in the air and he simply looks horrified.
After what is most definitely far too long… Sunny jumps back, releasing the hug. She slaps a large gold “A” ‘for effort’ on the lapel of Simon’s suit before she skips off down the hall.
The camera moves in past her skipping away, to fade out on the horrified and annoyed face of Simon De Montfort and the stifled laughter of several backstage employees.}{Pyro's go off as we cut to ringside. Willy and JJ look at each other as Sunshine Sparkle's skips down to the ring with a basket, she sits next to them fumbling for a headset}----------------------------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
Eternity vs Amber Richards
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{"Whore" by In this Moment slowly comes on the PA system, the lyrics rolling out. As the song explodes after the first verse Amber makes her way out her black hair flowing down as she throws her head back and lets out a laugh. Amber makes her way down to the ring, she runs and slides on her knee across the apron before resting her body against the ropes as the music fades out} JJ Biggs: No night is complete without a little taste of the blood diamond…
Willy Carter: Really JJ? There’s a lady present….
Sunny: Hehehe! She is SOOOOOOO Pretty, but sooooooooooo sad….
Willy Carter: What… Wait… SUNNY! …..Where is she going?
{Sunny drops the headset onto the desk, grabbing something from a basket by her feet, she skips around the ring and jumps up next to Amber who is still leaning against the ropes. Sunny extends what is now clearly a homemade cookie out to Amber. Sunny pulls a slightly pouty face as Amber stares at her incredulously…. Amber then slowly takes the cookie from Sunny, whose face suddenly lights up with a huge smile.
Sunny opens her arms for a hug…. Amber stares at her for a long moment as though questioning the seriousness of the situation. Sunny then begins to wiggle her fingers, welcoming a reluctant Amber who leans slightly towards Sunny, accepting the second-most awkward hug in IWF history.
Sunny then jumps down off the apron and skips back over to the announcers table, slipping the headset back onto her head.} JJ Biggs: Wow, I just… I have no words…
Sunny: She just needed a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUG!
Willy Carter: Uh… I….
Sunny: Oh Look!!! Eternity is coming!!
{The lights in the arena go down to a blue hue and purple smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the banging drums of "Apex Predator" by Otep resound throughout the arena, the sirens and the lyrics introduce Eternity to the audience and as the adults boo, the children seem to fear the shadowy woman who is wearing a black hat and a veil with her head bowed as she walks down the ramp. She stops in the middle of the ramp and takes a bow, taking her veiled black hat off and posing with it in her outstretched arms. She continues her journey down the ramp, skipping and carrying her hat in her right hand accompanied by the chorus. She slides under the bottom rope into the ring and when she reaches the centre, she transitions into a skip, over to the turnbuckle where she hangs her hat on a ringpost, patting it. She then skips to the middle of the ring and gets down on one knee, a leg outstretched behind her, as she looks heavenward and raises an arm in front of her, her hand reaching towards the sky. This gesture now triggers the lights to slowly be raised back up to normal levels as her music starts also to fade away.} Willy Carter: Aw, no hug for Eternity Sunny?
{Sunny is again fishing around in the basket at her feet…. Willy jumps nearly a full foot back, practically sitting in JJ’s lap as he is suddenly met face to face with a brightly coloured and crudely made sock puppet, who is staring… As much as a puppet can, right into the eyes of Willy} Sally: NO! Eternity scares us!
Sunny: Now, now, Sally… that is not very nice…
Sally: Well it’s truuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee
JJ Biggs: Hey, it’s ok Sunny, she scares me too…. Hey uh, Willy… You wanna move? When I said I wanted a lap dance I meant from a more Ana shaped person, but thanks…
Willy Carter: Oh shut up!
{Amber and Eternity walk around one another, they go to lock up and Eternity uses her size advantage to throw Amber back into the corner, Eternity laughs and swings at Amber, Amber ducks and spins Eternity around hitting a hard right hand. Eternity lands against the corner and Amber hits three hard roundhouse kicks and then a back spinning kick to Eternity's chest Amber gets a head of steam and runs in, Eternity ducks and grabs Amber around the shoulder, lifts her up and slams her down in a uranage. Amber rolls off her back and tries to get to her feet but Eternity is already on her picking her up and slamming her down with a sidewalk slam.} Sunny: Ouch! Eternity is mighty mean…
JJ Biggs: Uh… Eternity has picked up momentum pretty quickly…
Willy Carter: ……..
JJ Biggs: Willy….?
{Willy is pressed back against his seat, a look of absolute terrified confusion on his face, as Sally (the sock) is currently rubbing herself affectionately up and down his cheek… After a few seconds, Sunny apparently realizes this and smacks Sally on the head harshly} Sunny: NO! Bad Sally! This is a family show!!
Willy Carter: ……Yeah, uh, Eternity has the upper-hand right now…
{Eternity pulls Amber up by her hair and hits a snap suplex, Eternity rolls her hips and gets to her feet hitting another and then a third before rolling over. Eternity picks Amber up and whips her into the ropes, Amber comes back and Eternity hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Amber arches her back in pain as Eternity gets to her feet and walks around staring her down. Eternity pulls Amber up and goes for a GTS, Amber kicks her legs and lands behind Eternity, she grabs Eternity's arm, spins her around and hits the eat defeat.} Willy Carter: And just like that, Amber is back in the game!
JJ Biggs: These two ladies are going all out…
Sunny: Yaaaaaay Amber!
{Amber waits for Eternity to get up and goes for a superkick, Eternity grabs her leg and pulls Amber down with a dragon screw before locking in the hart lock and leaning back. Amber scrambles and closes her fist saying no to tapping out. Amber drags her body to the ropes and reaches out just grabbing the bottom rope. The count gets to a 4 and Eternity lets it go. Amber pulls herself up to her feet rubbing her knee. Eternity runs in to clothesline Amber, Amber ducks and Eternity falls out of the ring. Amber spins on her knee, gets to her feet and grabs the top rope before launching herself onto Eternity. The crowd pops as Amber gets to her feet stil rubbing her knee from the hart lock}Sally: See, that’s why Eternity is sooooo scary!
Willy Carter: Because she’s a fierce and dangerous competitor?
Sunny: Uh huh…
JJ Biggs: I’d still like to see you hug her….
{Amber slides Eternity into the ring and waits for her to get up, as she does she hits the bloody murder v1. Amber goes for the pin 1.....2....Eternity kicks out. The crowd boo's as Nero Blake is seen at ringside, he slides Amber in a chair and then runs to the opposite ropes distracting the referee. Amber picks up the chair and looks at it, she shakes her head and drops the chair to a pop. Nero runs around and gets in Amber's face, the referee telling Nero to go. Amber turns around right into a chair shot from Eternity behind the referee's back!}Sally: That man has the looks of an Angel…
Sunny: But the soul of a devil…
JJ Biggs: Wait… did Amber just refuse to cheat?
Willy Carter: Looks like it, is this a sign of the change she’s been talking about?
Sunny: See, my hug melted her cold soul….
Willy Carter: Uh…. Huh…
{Nero jumps off the apron and Eternity coves 1......2......3! Eternity wins!}----------------------------------------------------------
SEGMENT
"Fear"
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{Backstage at the arena, John Barber walks slowly from a locker room, as he swings the door shut behind him he turns on a heel and walks down the hallway towards the camera, when he hears his name called. Recognizing the voice he pauses for a moment but doesn’t turn around.} Ana Valentine: John! Please… Wait…
{Ana jogs up behind Barber who slowly half turns to meet her face to face. He stares at her, running a hand down the side of his face he slowly shakes his head, making an exasperated noise.} Ana Valentine: I’m sorry…
{The shock is hard to hide from his face, as she leans in slightly palms open, her eyes imploring him to believe her. He nods slightly and shrugs his shoulders.} John Barber: For which part exactly…?
Ana Valentine: All of it… John, I didn’t know…
John Barber: Didn’t know what Ana? That Spike was dangerous, that he would basically threaten me, attack Billy… SET ME UP?!
{Ana flinches slightly as Barber’s voice rises with anger. She nods slowly, accepting the anger but she takes a small step back, her hands hugging her arms in a defensive stance. Barber’s anger immediately evaporates and a sorry look crosses his face as he steps forward and touches her arm.} John Barber: Ana, I’m sorry… Please don’t… Pull away from me like that...
{She looks up, her eyes a little watery and sad as she leans into his touch slightly and her voice comes out barely a whisper.} Ana Valentine: I didn’t know he sent a message for you to come to my locker room last week… I never would have allowed it John. I care about you, I do… I don’t want to hurt you, or see you hurt… Certainly not over me…
{She pulls back into herself slightly and he shakes his head silently, wrapping his arms around her, he pulls her into a hug. She glances up at him, but her face doesn’t seem to have any relief. He takes a step back but his hands stay on her arms, holding her at arm’s length he surveys her slowly.} John Barber: What’s wrong?
{She shakes her head slightly, avoiding his eyes she tries to brush the question aside but his hands squeeze her arms lightly, his eyes begging her to look at him.} John Barber: Ana please… Talk to me.
Ana Valentine: Michael…
{John releases her arms, taking a side step anger building as his hands ball into fists and he interrupts her.} John Barber: What?! Did he hurt you?! I’ll... I’ll….
{She jumps forward slightly and places both hands on his chest, a small quiet laugh, meant to soothe him but not quite coming from the heart escapes her as she shakes her head.} Ana Valentine: No, No… Nothing like that… We just, had a disagreement… I got scared… It was nothing….
John Barber: Doesn’t look like it was nothing…
Ana Valentine: It was, really it was… Please, just forget I said anything…
{She pulls away from him entirely now, taking a few steps back as she shakes her head slightly. Afraid of what she has done, she turns away slightly and then glances back over her shoulder.} Ana Valentine: I have to go… I am sorry John, truly… I am.
{With those last few words she turns and walks away from him, slowly disappearing around the corner.}----------------------------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
Alex Jones vs Spike Kane
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{The lights shut off as the start of Archie Wilson's "this fire burns" comes on, white strobe lights flash with the drum beat of the opening untill....
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!
A spotlight shines on the entranceway. Alex Jones emerges wearing a black hoodie with a white dallas cowboy styled star on the back, a COD Ghosts face mask wrapped around his face. He walks down to the ring and leaps onto the apron sliding across it before getting into the ring and leaping onto the second rope instigating the crowd. He jumps down and runs to the opposite corner and does the same as the music dies down.}Willy Carter: Sunny… You can’t just… SUNNY!
JJ Biggs: Wasting your breath man…
{Sunny fishes into her basket, before flinging the headset onto the desk. She skips over to the ring and slips between the ropes. Alex turns with a smile to Sunny, who holds out a rather large golden “A”. This one is adorned with glitter and sparkles everywhere…. Alex holds his hands out to take the A but Sunny shakes her head and points at him.
Alex looks confused for a moment, then holds his arms out to allow her to attach it to him. His face changes very quickly though when Sunny drops to her knees in front of him and one of her hands grabs the waistband of his ring gear, right at his hip… Her hands fumble a little as she affixes it right on his hip, her hands moving a little low for what she’s doing.
Alex’s eyes grow wide with shock as she does this and he tries to remain perfectly still to avoid any… slips… the entire arena erupts in laughter as Sunny stands up and steps back to admire her handiwork. She then offers Alex a huge smile with a thumbs up as she very loudly says
“A for ALEX!”
He swallows hard, trying to return the smile as she high fives him, as his hands are still outstretched, she then rolls out of the ring and skips back over to the table.} Willy Carter: A for Alex??
Sunny: Uh huh… He doesn’t need to make any effort in my eyes…
JJ Biggs: Uh…. Did I ever mention JJ stands for Abraham?
{Sunny looks at him sternly and suddenly Sally pops up out of nowhere!} Sally: Ooooh… I’ve got an A for you JJ…
JJ Biggs: Uh, on second though…
Willy Carter: Oh thank god… Here comes Spike Kane!!
{"Hail to the king" Blasts over the PA system and Spike Kane emerges from the back. He makes his way down to the ring, and slides in straight past the fans before pulling himself up onto the middle rope. He raises a fist in the air and drops down as the music stops.} JJ Biggs: No special A for Spike?
Sunny: Nu uh… Ana Valentine would kill me…
Sally: And she’s a BITCH!
Sunny: SALLY!!
Willy Carter: Hey, the sock has a point…
Sally: I knew there was a reason I loved you Willy… heheheheheheheheheWILLYhehehehehehehehehehehehehe
{Before the bell rings Spike attacks Alex, slamming his forearm into Alex's face sending him down, Spike grabs the top rope and stomps down on Alex's chest and face as Alex grips the ropes. The referee pushes Spike back as Alex pulls himself up, the ref rings the bell and Spike comes in with hard right hands grabbing a handful of Alex's hair yanking it around. He pulls Alex away from the ropes and sets Alex up for a powerbomb, he runs and slams Alex back first into the turnbuckle. Alex drops to his knee's holding his back in pain as Spike leans down and smirks}Spike: ALL BLOODY HAIL...
{Spike pulls Alex up and whips him into the ropes, as Alex comes back Spike hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He the holds Alex across his knee and pushes down on Alex's neck and his knee. Alex raises his knee to Spike's head over and over until it breaks the hold. Alex pivots on his hand and gets to his feet, Spike goes for the bloody Sunday and Alex ducks, he runs to the ropes and springboards off going for a crossbody. Spike catches Alex and drops him down before hitting a t-bone suplex.} Willy Carter: Spike Kane is a terrifying competitor…
JJ Biggs: He’s a beast in the ring…
Sally: I bet Willy can be a beast too…
Willy: Uhm…
Sunny: Oh don’t mind her, she’s just super friendly….
{Alex gets to his feet again and Spike comes in with a spear taking him down. Spike pins 1....2...Alex kicks out. Spike slams his fist on the mat and measures him up for the Bloody sunday again, Spike runs in and hits it, Alex rolls from the ring to the floor and Spike slides out going after him. Spike pulls Alex up and rams him head first into the steel steps. Spike moves around Alex taunting him some more. Alex grabs the barricade and gets to his feet, Spike goes for yet another bloody sunday and Alex ducks causing Spike to crotch himself.} JJ Biggs: Ooooh… hope Ana wasn’t planning on kids…
Sunny: JJ! How ruuuuude!
Willy Carter: Uh.. I just… I can’t do this…
Sally: Awww, come on over here and Aunty Sally will make it allll better….
{Alex gets onto the apron and Spike holds his crotch turning right into a punt kick to the face causing Spike to land hard Alex gets in the ring and stomps his feet, Spike gets up outside the ring just in time to see Alex sail over the top rope with a sumersault plancha. Alex pops up to his feet and high fives some fans. He spins around and rolls Spike into the ring. Alex gets to the top rope and leaps off with the spiral tap, he crashes into Spike} Sunny: Ooooh… things are getting good…
JJ Biggs: Getting? This has been an amazing match…
{Sally has returned to stroking Willy, this time, she is rubbing her ‘face’ over Willy’s chest a little intimately… Willy glares at JJ angrily.} Willy Carter: I am going to kill you for this…
JJ Biggs: Hey, don’t blame me, I only extend the invitation!
Sunny: Remind me to hug you for that!!
Willy Carter: Hahaha!
Sunny: You too Willy..
Willy Carter: …….
{The cameras cut to the backstage area where Diamonds Champion Ana Valentine is walking down the hall, taking a quick drink from the water bottle in her hand. She walks up to the lockerroom door of Spike Kane. She pushes the door inwards and stops at the door, the bottle falling from her hand. The camera pans around behind her and looks over her shoulder at Gravedigger sitting in a chair, a big grin on his face. }Gravedigger: Miss Valentine, come in.
{Ana is still frozen in place, but finally comes to her senses. }Ana Valentine: I think not?
{Ana has a shocked look on her face and turns to leave, but Adrian comes in from the hallway, shoves her away from the door and shuts the door behind her. She jumps at the slam and turns back to Gravedigger. He gestures for her to take a seat. }Gravedigger: Sit my dear. Take a load off. Spike got called away on some business.
Ana Valentine: I think I’ll stand. What do you want?
Gravedigger: I’m here because you wanted me here.
Ana Valentine: No I didn’t.
Gravedigger: You made it pretty clear in your conversation with Adrian that you wanted me to be the one to deliver the message.
Ana Valentine: I got the message loud and clear you psycho.
{Gravedigger scrunches up his face with a look of disbelief. }Gravedigger: Did you though? Weren’t you aware that the cameras were recording every second of that little conversation you and John had earlier? I specifically told you through Adrian to keep away from Barber, yet there you were lying to him and getting into his head.
Ana Valentine: I wasn’t lying to him! Look, what do you want from me? Let’s get this over with.
Gravedigger: It’s not about what I want. It’s about what…SHE…wants.
{Ana turns as she hears the closet door swing open behind her. A Hispanic woman about Ana’s size jumps her from behind and tackles her to the floor. Ana fights back, but the woman was able to get the jump on her and just wails on her, both women screaming at each other. The Hispanic woman stands up and looks over to the side at a chair leaning against the wall.
Gravedigger’s eyes light up as she takes the chair and swings it downward hitting Ana in the side with the chair. Ana yells out in pain as the woman hits her a second time with the chair. She goes for a third swing, but Gravedigger stands up and grabs the chair. The Hispanic woman turns and gives him an angry look, which finally melts into a grin. She wraps her arms around Gravedigger’s neck and gives him a deep, passionate kiss. }Gravedigger: JJ, let’s get out of here. It wouldn’t end well for Spike if we were still here.
{JJ gives Ana a swift kick to the stomach, knocking the air out of her. Gravedigger grabs her and leads her to the door, opens it and walks down the hall with her and Adrian in tow.} Sunny: Oh no poor Ana!
Sally: Bitch had it coming….
Willy Carter: Uhm… Wait… what?
{We cut back to the ring, Alex and Spike look up to the screen, Alex seems concerned and goes to leave the ring to get to the back, Spike runs up and grabs Alex hitting him in the stomach with a kick to lift him up in the spike impaler spike covers 1.....2......3. Spike gets to his feet and raises a first in the air without a care in the world.
After a moment it is like something clicks and he drops down, rolling out of the ring her sprints up the ramp towards the back.} Willy Carter: I presume Spike’s going to check on Ana….
JJ Biggs: Better late than never I guess….
Well howdy there pardner.