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Post by Ghost Spike on May 25, 2014 23:07:43 GMT
(OOC: OK guys this is a special one off show because its a big deal reaching one year. So RobBrown and I are going to do a "live" panel discussion and hopefully predictions for the ppv. Once we are ready we will end our post with "TWEET NOW" which means you can "tweet" us questions to respond to. I hope you guys join in.)
We open up on a flashy sports scene like stage area with a huge TV screen showing the Spike TV logo, as the camera pans to Spike Kane flashing his shit eating grin.
Spike Kane: What's up bitches!? Welcome to Spike TV for our special anniversary show featuring yours truly....LIVE! Where you get to be a part of the greatest column show ever aired. So if it sucks, its your fault. But hey....for once I'm not in this on my own, so give it up for my co-host; the lamest foosball player on the roster - Xavier Cross!
The camera pans out as Xavier walks onto the set.
Note: Xavier to post next.
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Post by Xavier Cross on May 25, 2014 23:13:04 GMT
Xavier is sitting down, in a black hoody, eating a hotdog. Waving at the camera, his mouth of full.
Xavier Cross: hruh fruk youuh dude...
He swallows
Xavier Cross: I told you that foosball game was a fluke! I had something in my eye, a rock in my shoe in fact...Anyway, This is my first Spike TV....well in forever, Glad to be a part of something special...too bad we didn't hijack the I-W-F TV truck like I strongly suggested, you know Angel has the key to that bitch.
Cross shrugs before finishing his hot dog.
Xavier Cross: So let's kick the big pre show, show...show off with a bang! Did you bring the fireworks?
Note: Spike to post next.
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Post by Ghost Spike on May 25, 2014 23:40:25 GMT
At which point Spike lifts a large shopping bag full of fire crackers and cherry bombs.
Spike: These were all I could get at short notice. For some reason they were hidden in one of the cupboards on my tour bus. I think Rob Diamond might have left them there......now that I think about it....he did always used to say he was "dropping a bomb" in the can. Maybe he was literal?
Spike also presses a button on a pad and the Spike TV logo flashes to a large banner for Night of the Immortals.
Spike: But apparently Verona said we can't use them inside. He's such a killjoy....it'll be much more fun when we take his company from him!
Note: Xavier to post next.
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Post by Xavier Cross on May 25, 2014 23:47:06 GMT
Cross sighs looking around.
Xavier Cross: "But when have we ever listened to him."
He takes a cherry bomb, opening a window, he lights it throwing it as hard as he can. A loud bang is heard, followed by a scream.
Xavier Cross: "Woops...That went down worse than a Jake Conway match..."
Shaking his head, Xavier sits back down.
"Check it. Why don't we break down the card for the folks at home, show 'em the real facts of who's gonna win, and who's not, I mean we have the inside track, a lot better than that deepthroat shit."
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Post by Ghost Spike on May 26, 2014 0:03:04 GMT
Spike: heh heh, nice one. Ugh....I guess, sure. Let's work our way down then. So first up is....Muru versus Gjenrei!
The screen changes to a mock up of a versus card showing the match.
Spike: in a who can be the most boring match! No seriously.....those dudes have no charisma. Shouldn't this match be later? So the fans can take a piss? Ahem....in all seriousness....I'm picking Gjenrei to pick up the win, bit the only way I'll respect him is if he pays homage to his predecessor and wins with a roll up!
(Xavier.)
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Post by Xavier Cross on May 26, 2014 0:11:20 GMT
Xavier Cross: Really, Gjenrei? I hate that dude, oh honor such honor much respect! he's a walking bore fest. Muru at least entertains me, you know, the way someone would sit down and cheer for the special olympics, they're winning, but...are they really? Point being, this is just to build the hype further down the card. The two may slap each other around a bit, maybe surprise us. But Muru will pull it out, and put it in that stupid masked moron.
Xavier claps his hands together.
Xavier Cross: Then we have St. James and Caffrey, who ya got? St. James is a babe, but the typical hot dog down a hallway. But what a rack. Objectifying women wohoo! Caffrey got a shovel face d'oh.
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Post by Ghost Spike on May 26, 2014 0:17:11 GMT
Spike: Oh St. James all the way. Caffray irritates the shit out of me. Like when someone scratches their bitch ass nails on a chalkboard!
He cringes physically.
Spike: After that we have the "WTF" match of the night....jeez, seriously!? Night if Immortals......Immortals! Mr Happy vs Caleb White? No screw this. This match does not deserve to be on the card. I'm not doing it.
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Post by Xavier Cross on May 26, 2014 0:21:48 GMT
Xavier Cross: I'd rather watch that Jackhammer asshole read a highschooler's poetry project. But I mean Mr. Happy is the baddest mofo this side...okay i can't do it, that's too funny. Serious, biggest show of the year, Verona couldn't hold anything back. It seems half the card are pre-show quality matches. Fuck..."
Shaking his head.
Xavier Cross: With that said, it seems like the first time to send some suggestions in, fans. What matches would you want to have on Night of Immortals, go ahead and tweet us with the Hashtag #SpikeTVTakever.
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Post by Alexis Caffrey on May 26, 2014 3:22:09 GMT
@ BestTwitterHandleEver
You do know Jackhammer or Jack Lockhart, whatever could be watching. I'm hoping he puts Cross through a table or something! #SpikeTVTakeover
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Post by Ghost Spike on May 26, 2014 13:03:43 GMT
The twitter comment appears on screen and Spike smirks.
Spike: I'm sire Jackhammer is long beyond caring what his betters think about him. Although he might just take something he said to someone else once and change the name just because it sounded good in his head once.
Spike gets a little excited as he makes an "ooh!" Sound.
Spike: Jackhammer is also one of those on our special list tonight! A list of people who have never beaten me!
He flashes a shit eating grin and winks to Xavier Cross.
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Post by Xavier Cross on May 26, 2014 14:55:25 GMT
Xavier shakes his head.
Xavier Cross: I bet there is a Spike Kane x Jackhammer Fanfiction out there somewhere, or one of our viewers at home can make it happen. So send your best slash fiction of Spike Kane and JH to GodofXtreme@IWF.com Winning fanfiction will get a autographed t-shirt, or something.
He grins, looking over at Spike.
Xavier Cross: Guess twitter is slow, everyone getting ready to order the big PPV?
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Post by Ghost Spike on May 26, 2014 17:17:14 GMT
Spike: I'll kill you for that....god damn now I'm gonna have to change my email...
The two sit their and twiddle their thumbs for a second, before Spike shrugs.
Spike: Screw it, let's talk about the matches people care about! The big one, Malaki taking on Angel - not just for the Imperial title but for the fate of IWF itself. In all honesty, its no contest. We've been planning this for months and everything is going exactly to plan. Angel will win and IWF will be our-ahem....Simon's.
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Post by Princess on May 26, 2014 17:53:09 GMT
@somedumbredneck
So what's with this takeover? Does this mean you guys are like, big shots now? Also, who's this Angel feller, I hear he's facing the champ, but he seems like a big emo douche. Thoughts on the match? #SpikeTVTakeover
(OOC: I dunno, picking on nascar fans here)
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Post by Xavier Cross on May 26, 2014 20:06:45 GMT
Xavier Cross: I'd love to respond to that Spike, but we got a tweet! From...@somedumbredneck grand...
He sighs
Xavier Cross: I mean, in the wrestling business, Spike and I have always been locker room bosses. When things go south in the locker room, you know 'outside of the range of the camera' I'm one of the quick response guys to get there and put the fire out ya dig. I've saved more feds then you can imagine bro. Angel, a big emo douche? Well...that's actually a new one, emo, I don't think I've ever seen Angel smile, unless he was causing someone pain, he is a big s-o-b. Douche, eh...he's not the kind of guy to eat a kitten in front of you or anything. Sometimes the view points our audience have are a little askew, I mean Malaki is kind of a jerk, and Angel is gonna straighten everything out.
Xavier gives a thumbs up.
Xavier Cross: Sunshine and Daisy's
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Well howdy there pardner.