Post by Christian Mercer on Jun 22, 2014 18:19:17 GMT
Backstage at the arena, Sunshine Sparkles sits perched on a table as become her norm, swinging her legs back and forth whilst humming her own theme tune repetitively. Sally appears to be glancing up and down the hallway, almost expectant and Sunny turns her head to regard her slowly.
Sunny: My friends are coming soon!
Sally: The Whore and the Homo?
Sunny: SALLY! That is not nice! Amber is my BFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Sally: You always pick up the strays...
Sunny: EVERYONE needs as hug Sally you know that...
Sally: I can think of a few who need a hug, with a chair, to the face...
A deep laugh can be heard and Sally turns her head quickly to regard Xavier Cross who is passing them in the hall. Sally looks Cross up and down as he passes and wolf whistles, Cross glances back over his shoulder.
Sally: Damn! Now HE needs a hug...
Cross winks at Sally and Sunny pulls a shocked face waving her hand quickly in his direction, shaking her head with a scolding tone.
Sunny: you just keep walking buster! Sally is a GOOD Girl!!
Sally: Mmm.. I'd be real good to him...
Sunny's hand comes down pushing Sally behind her and appearing to fight with the puppet as Cross just laughs slightly and keeps walking. Sally finally makes her way out from behind Sunny’s back to watch Cross walk away, who seemingly adds a little wiggle as he passes the corner.
Sally: Dat Ass…
Sunny: SALLY! Do you want another time out?!
Sally: That laundry basket STINKS! Someone keeps throwing old dirty socks in there…
Sunny: Those are you predecessors… So watch it!
For a moment Sunny smirks in a mean way, Sally pulls back her mouth open wide in shock when suddenly Sunny bursts out into a fit of giggles, forcibly hugging Sally close.
Sunny: Haha, got you! They’re just Renee’s socks….
Sunny lowers her voice to a near whisper
Sunny: Amber said if I wash them for her, she will make sure the Iguana stays in its cage….
As if on queue Amber appears from the dressing room opposite and half waves at Sunny, who waves excitedly practically jumping up and down in her seat, before launching off the table and throwing her arms around her “BFF’s” neck. Amber takes a moment to brace herself them hugs Sunny back, warming to the girl despite herself
Amber: Uh, Sunny… My sister is here….
Sunny: OhEmGee! Do I get to meet her? Do I?! Do I?! Do I?! Do I?! Do I?! Do I?!
Amber: Sheesh calm down! Sure you can meet her, but Sunny…
Kayla appears behind Amber and eyes Sunny slowly, she smirks at her as Sunny offers her a huge grin and jumps forward moving to hug her, Kayla’s reflexes are quick and she shoves both arms out, preventing Sunny from hugging her.
Dejected, Sunny steps back with a pouty look on her face, folding her arms over her chest she looks to Amber sadly, who sighs, turning to her sister she shakes her head.
Amber: Dammit Kayla, just give the girl a hug…
Kayla: Ew, you might wanna go all Lesbo with the puppet toting freak but I have standards…
Renne: ah’ll give yah a hug Sunny…
Sunny shrieks and dives behind Amber, shaking her head violently as Renee laughs unable to help himself. Amber pats Sunny on the shoulder trying to convince her to come out.
Amber: Sunny, it’s only Renee…
Sunny: I don’t wanna play with HIM! Heeeeeeee put his iguana…
Amber: OK! Lets not discuss that huh?
Kayla: His igu- Ohhh…
Kayla turns and runs a hand suggestively down Renee’s arm as she licks her bottom lip.
Kayla: You know… I have a small, damp place your Iguana can explore…
Renee’s eyes widen as he takes a couple of steps to the left, almost behind Amber whose face is suddenly very, VERY red.. Sunny peeks up at Renee and then leans in to whisper, not very quietly, in Amber’s ear.
Sunny: Your sister is a bad, bad girl Amber…
Kayla: I am? Maybe someone should give me a spanking…
Amber looks as though she is going to lose it when suddenly Sunny jumps right up into Kayla’s face, Sunny’s own face is stormy as she waggles a scolding finger at Kayla
Sunny: You need a time out, you are being VERY naughty! We do NOT spank around here… You go to the corner and you think about what you have done!
Sunny points angrily to a corner in the hallway, Kayla laughs but suddenly realizes that Amber and Renee are nodding their heads, backing Sunny up.
Sunny: Go on!! You heard me!
Kayla: You can’t make –
Sunny: Yes I can! No arguments! You get over there and you think about what an AWFUL little girl you are.
For a moment, Kayla looks as though she is going to protest, but weighing up her chances against Sunny backed by her own sister, she stomps her foot like a spoiled teenager.
Kayla: Screw you guys!
Kayla stomps off down the hall and turns to face the corner, but then passes it and storms off, loudly ranting and raving about everyone being ‘fucking crazy’. Sunny turns to look at amber, shaking her head.
Sunny: Ummmmm She said the F word, she’s gonna get in trooooouuuubleeeeeee!
Amber: Ignore her Sunny… She always was a spoiled little brat…
Sally: Better than a used-up Wh-
Sunny: SALLY! That’s quite enough for today! Let the naughty actions of Mini-Amber serve as a lesson to you. No one likes a Meanie Head!
Amber: You mean a bitch?
Sunny: Amber! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!
Up above the streets and houses, rainbow climbing high,
Everyone can see it smiling over the sky.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
All along the streams and rivers, shining in the lakes,
See the colours of the rainbow as the morning breaks.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
Red, the colour of a sunrise, white clouds floating in a sky of blue,
Green for the rivers, Gold for the cornfields, the day is shining new.
Red, the colour of a sunset, grey shadows creep across the hills,
The sun is sinking, colours are fading, the fields are dark and still.
Take some green from a forest, blue from the sea,
Find the misty pot of gold, and mix them for a week.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
Red, the colour of a sunrise white clouds floating in a sky of blue,
Green for the rivers, gold for the cornfields, the day is shining new.
Hi wrestling fans and welcome to another edition of…. SUNSHINE STREET!!
Sunny waves excitedly at the camera, her hand moving back and forth at a super fast pace as she grins, the claps her hands together. There is some commotion from behind the camera and a figure steps into view.. Sunny leaps forward and throws her arms around him with a smile, hugging him tight.
LANCE!
The figures right hand moves down and he cups Sunny’s backside giving it a firm squeeze. Sunny yelps and pushes back breaking the hug and the face of Kyle Rodd is seen, laughing as his hand caresses his beard slowly, raising a brow at Sunny.
Expecting someone else?
Sunny peers at Kyle for a moment, inspecting him with suspicious eyes.
That was VERY bad, you don’t touch people there!
Kyle laughs again and shrugs, looking at his hand he steps forward slightly, wrapping an arm around Sunny he hugs her but she wriggles free and shakes her head, smacking his arm.
Aw, come on doll – I can think of a few places I’d like to touch you….
Sunny’s mouth drops open in shock and she stamps her foot in annoyance shaking her head.
HEY! This isn’t pass the parcel, I’m not Kate inviting my husbands obsession with another mans property…
Last I checked, you weren’t anyone’s property….
Back off Grizzly Adams!
Amber steps into view, grabbing Kyle’s arm she spins him around, pressing her finger into his chest, annoyance clear on her face.
Listen here, Renee lite..
Amber eyes him slowly and her top lip curls up in defense and disgust as she moves in front of Sunny, protecting her… friend.
Sunny is a nice kid and she doesn’t need the likes of you hanging around here perving up the place!
Amber! Don’t use the P word! Think of the children!
Little Kyle’s thinking of you right now…. Sunshine.
Sunny smiles and looks around excitedly, she looks high and low as though searching from someone, Amber places a hand on her arm.
No Sunny he means…
Amber leans in and whispers something in Sunny’s ear… Sunny appears shocked and confused all at once, she then turns to look at Kyle.
You’re a bad man!
All of a sudden, Sally pops up, she eyes Kyle slowly before making a 'hmmm' noise, she turns to Sunny and regards her slowly;
Awww come on Sunny... You guys could double date with me and-
I TOLD YOU, YOU ARE NOT DATING THAT CROSS BOY HE IS BAD NEWS! B.A.D BAD!
You can't tell me what to do Sunshine Sparkles... You're not even my REAL mom!
Amber and Kyle stare open mouthed and confused as the argument between Sunny and her 'friend' Sally takes an odd turn.
Sally!
You don't even know him!
I don't WANT to know him... You will stay pure... Just like me...
Wait... Pure... You mean you're a Vir-
Amber tries to stiffle a laugh, as Sunny stamps on Kyle's foot, forcibly ending his sentence, he barely reacts to the pain though as he simply stares at Sunny in wonder, before licking his lips almost subconsciously..
......Who says i'm pure?
All three turn and look at Sally who nods her head.
You heard me...
Sally, this isn't the time... Please...
No Sunshine! I will date who I want and if you don't like it, well then poop on you, you uptight little -
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Ohhh don't be such a baby!
Stuff it sock!
Amber wrenches Sally from Sunny and leans over the wall, shoving her inside something which is then followed by a Slam! and a Click!
You can stay in that laundry basket until Sunny says otherwise!
Sunny scrambles to regain control of her little show, turning to the camera she shoot the audience a big grin.
Uhhh... Sorry wrestling fans, how about a little commercial break?!
As we come back from the commercial break, Sunny is now sitting alone, all guests have disappeared and she is again, humming 'Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows' to herself quietly. Someone clears their throat behind the camera and Sunny perks up with a huge grin.
Welcome back Wrestling Fans! I don't know about you but I sure am gonna rush out and buy me a Verona Doll! Everyone keeps telling me he's a loveable.... D-word... But I think he's just loveable, I owe him a hug! I already hugged Mistah Simon and Jess! It's only fair Mistah V gets one too.... So I hope you're watching Mistah V cause next time I see ya, you're getting a Great. BIg. HUG!!
That's not a good idea Sunny...
The voice comes from behind the camera and Sunny presses her finger to her lips.
Shhh! You'll spoil the surprise!
Sunny looks back down the lens and offers a big smile.
I know that some of you think I might be a little sad... Last week, I only managed to eliminate ONE of the two girls in my match... But you know what boys and girls? I can't be sad... Cause I got points... and what do Points make....?
Prizes?!
AMBER SHUSH!
Sunny shakes her head slightly annoyed but the smile stays on her face as she then stares down the camera lens, again.
That's right!! Prizes! Aaaaannnnd do you know what else boys and girls?! Do ya?! huh?! Huh?! Do ya?!
Sunny leans in close as though she is about to share a secret, the grin on her face spreads even wider...
THIS IS MY FIRST PAY PER VIEW!
Sunny cheers and claps for herself. She then jumps down off the wall and thrusts her hands on her hips in a superhero like pose.
And this week, I will get ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL The points! ......Don't you agree Cate?
Sunny looks up expectantly, but no one appears....
Cate....?
Still no one appears and Sunny sighs, disappearing behind the camera we can see only the set of sunshine street, but the voices can be heard clear as day.
No Sunny. I am not doing it.
But whyyyyyyy?
I look RIDICULOUS!
Nooo... You look adorable! Like... A half burned out matchstick!
Wow... that.... Wow Sunny... FINE!
Sunny bounds back in front of the camera a huge smile on her face as she practically yells..
ISN'T THAT RIGHT CATE?!
Amber stomps out in front of the camera, she is dressed in a non-descript band tshirt, a pair of ripped jeans and has a strange fitting burnt orange colored wig on her head. As she turns to look at the camera, we see eyeliner streaked down one cheek as though she has been crying.
Look Boys and Girls! It's our FAVORITE Sad Panda CATE WARANPEACE!
Even the camera-man snickers as 'Cate' scowls at the camera, then smiles, then pretends to cry, then giggles, then smiles again!
Awwww Cate! Do you need a hug!?
'Cate' nods sadly and Sunny moves forward giving her big old bear hug, she squeezes her a little and 'Cate' makes an Eeek! type squeaky noise... Sunny giggles and steps back, clapping her hands together.
Ooopsie! Just a little taster for our maaaaaatch! Now, Cate... don't we have a special little treat for the kids at home?
'Cate' nods slightly.
Aren't you going to sing us a song?
'Cate' opens her mouth, but all that comes out is a sad little wailing sound. Sunny sighs and slaps her on the back, 'Cate' jumps but the same noise comes out.
Huh, guess you're as good a singer as you are a wrestler.... TeeHee!
'Cate' stamps her foot and Sunny makes a pouty face.
Awwwws! I'm sorry Cate, it must be hard...
At least, Tood must be.... Me dressed up like this...
Amber mutters this under her breath but Sunny stamps her feet.
Amberrrrrr you RUINED it!
This skit was ruined before it started....
Amber slides the wig from her head and tosses it to the ground, she consoles Sunny by rubbing her gently on the arm, Sunny seems to almost rub herself up and down against Amber, jumping about all excited.
Amber! Amber! Amber! Can we still do the song?! Plleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee
Fine!
Sunny claps her hands and she reaches back, pulling out a small, pink, ukulele she strums it a couple of times and it is perfectly in tune, she then begins to play as the two ladies sing...
Oh dear little Kate Warren
Or is it Kate Steele?
I have a big hug for you…
Yeah I know how you feel.
You’re in a band
Bet that’s really neat
But your hubby’s left hand
And you compete!
(Amber, that sounds kinda rude!)
I hear that you’re Emo,
I don’t know what that means…
And that there’s posters of Amber –
Where Todd plays out fantasies?!
(That didn’t rhyme Sunny)
And you have awesome red hair
‘Cause you’re totally COOL!
Such a shame you can’t wrestle
And you’re a total Tool!
(No name calling Amber)
Oh yes dear sweet Kate Steele… Warren??!
We think that you’re real sweet
But an A for Effort
Will spell your defeat!
Amber: I swear to god if you air that I will sick the Iguana on you...
Sunny: Air it?! Amber, we're live...
Amber: ............
Sunny looks at Amber in a slightly confused fashion, before shaking her head and turning back to the camera with a HUGE grin.
Sunny: Well, that’s all from us this week Wrestling Fans! See you again Next Week! And remember, EVERYONE deserves an A for Effort!
Up above the streets and houses, rainbow climbing high,
Everyone can see it smiling over the sky.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
All along the streams and rivers, shining in the lakes,
See the colours of the rainbow as the morning breaks.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.......
Sunny: My friends are coming soon!
Sally: The Whore and the Homo?
Sunny: SALLY! That is not nice! Amber is my BFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Sally: You always pick up the strays...
Sunny: EVERYONE needs as hug Sally you know that...
Sally: I can think of a few who need a hug, with a chair, to the face...
A deep laugh can be heard and Sally turns her head quickly to regard Xavier Cross who is passing them in the hall. Sally looks Cross up and down as he passes and wolf whistles, Cross glances back over his shoulder.
Sally: Damn! Now HE needs a hug...
Cross winks at Sally and Sunny pulls a shocked face waving her hand quickly in his direction, shaking her head with a scolding tone.
Sunny: you just keep walking buster! Sally is a GOOD Girl!!
Sally: Mmm.. I'd be real good to him...
Sunny's hand comes down pushing Sally behind her and appearing to fight with the puppet as Cross just laughs slightly and keeps walking. Sally finally makes her way out from behind Sunny’s back to watch Cross walk away, who seemingly adds a little wiggle as he passes the corner.
Sally: Dat Ass…
Sunny: SALLY! Do you want another time out?!
Sally: That laundry basket STINKS! Someone keeps throwing old dirty socks in there…
Sunny: Those are you predecessors… So watch it!
For a moment Sunny smirks in a mean way, Sally pulls back her mouth open wide in shock when suddenly Sunny bursts out into a fit of giggles, forcibly hugging Sally close.
Sunny: Haha, got you! They’re just Renee’s socks….
Sunny lowers her voice to a near whisper
Sunny: Amber said if I wash them for her, she will make sure the Iguana stays in its cage….
As if on queue Amber appears from the dressing room opposite and half waves at Sunny, who waves excitedly practically jumping up and down in her seat, before launching off the table and throwing her arms around her “BFF’s” neck. Amber takes a moment to brace herself them hugs Sunny back, warming to the girl despite herself
Amber: Uh, Sunny… My sister is here….
Sunny: OhEmGee! Do I get to meet her? Do I?! Do I?! Do I?! Do I?! Do I?! Do I?!
Amber: Sheesh calm down! Sure you can meet her, but Sunny…
Kayla appears behind Amber and eyes Sunny slowly, she smirks at her as Sunny offers her a huge grin and jumps forward moving to hug her, Kayla’s reflexes are quick and she shoves both arms out, preventing Sunny from hugging her.
Dejected, Sunny steps back with a pouty look on her face, folding her arms over her chest she looks to Amber sadly, who sighs, turning to her sister she shakes her head.
Amber: Dammit Kayla, just give the girl a hug…
Kayla: Ew, you might wanna go all Lesbo with the puppet toting freak but I have standards…
Renne: ah’ll give yah a hug Sunny…
Sunny shrieks and dives behind Amber, shaking her head violently as Renee laughs unable to help himself. Amber pats Sunny on the shoulder trying to convince her to come out.
Amber: Sunny, it’s only Renee…
Sunny: I don’t wanna play with HIM! Heeeeeeee put his iguana…
Amber: OK! Lets not discuss that huh?
Kayla: His igu- Ohhh…
Kayla turns and runs a hand suggestively down Renee’s arm as she licks her bottom lip.
Kayla: You know… I have a small, damp place your Iguana can explore…
Renee’s eyes widen as he takes a couple of steps to the left, almost behind Amber whose face is suddenly very, VERY red.. Sunny peeks up at Renee and then leans in to whisper, not very quietly, in Amber’s ear.
Sunny: Your sister is a bad, bad girl Amber…
Kayla: I am? Maybe someone should give me a spanking…
Amber looks as though she is going to lose it when suddenly Sunny jumps right up into Kayla’s face, Sunny’s own face is stormy as she waggles a scolding finger at Kayla
Sunny: You need a time out, you are being VERY naughty! We do NOT spank around here… You go to the corner and you think about what you have done!
Sunny points angrily to a corner in the hallway, Kayla laughs but suddenly realizes that Amber and Renee are nodding their heads, backing Sunny up.
Sunny: Go on!! You heard me!
Kayla: You can’t make –
Sunny: Yes I can! No arguments! You get over there and you think about what an AWFUL little girl you are.
For a moment, Kayla looks as though she is going to protest, but weighing up her chances against Sunny backed by her own sister, she stomps her foot like a spoiled teenager.
Kayla: Screw you guys!
Kayla stomps off down the hall and turns to face the corner, but then passes it and storms off, loudly ranting and raving about everyone being ‘fucking crazy’. Sunny turns to look at amber, shaking her head.
Sunny: Ummmmm She said the F word, she’s gonna get in trooooouuuubleeeeeee!
Amber: Ignore her Sunny… She always was a spoiled little brat…
Sally: Better than a used-up Wh-
Sunny: SALLY! That’s quite enough for today! Let the naughty actions of Mini-Amber serve as a lesson to you. No one likes a Meanie Head!
Amber: You mean a bitch?
Sunny: Amber! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!
Up above the streets and houses, rainbow climbing high,
Everyone can see it smiling over the sky.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
All along the streams and rivers, shining in the lakes,
See the colours of the rainbow as the morning breaks.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
Red, the colour of a sunrise, white clouds floating in a sky of blue,
Green for the rivers, Gold for the cornfields, the day is shining new.
Red, the colour of a sunset, grey shadows creep across the hills,
The sun is sinking, colours are fading, the fields are dark and still.
Take some green from a forest, blue from the sea,
Find the misty pot of gold, and mix them for a week.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
Red, the colour of a sunrise white clouds floating in a sky of blue,
Green for the rivers, gold for the cornfields, the day is shining new.
Hi wrestling fans and welcome to another edition of…. SUNSHINE STREET!!
Sunny waves excitedly at the camera, her hand moving back and forth at a super fast pace as she grins, the claps her hands together. There is some commotion from behind the camera and a figure steps into view.. Sunny leaps forward and throws her arms around him with a smile, hugging him tight.
LANCE!
The figures right hand moves down and he cups Sunny’s backside giving it a firm squeeze. Sunny yelps and pushes back breaking the hug and the face of Kyle Rodd is seen, laughing as his hand caresses his beard slowly, raising a brow at Sunny.
Expecting someone else?
Sunny peers at Kyle for a moment, inspecting him with suspicious eyes.
That was VERY bad, you don’t touch people there!
Kyle laughs again and shrugs, looking at his hand he steps forward slightly, wrapping an arm around Sunny he hugs her but she wriggles free and shakes her head, smacking his arm.
Aw, come on doll – I can think of a few places I’d like to touch you….
Sunny’s mouth drops open in shock and she stamps her foot in annoyance shaking her head.
HEY! This isn’t pass the parcel, I’m not Kate inviting my husbands obsession with another mans property…
Last I checked, you weren’t anyone’s property….
Back off Grizzly Adams!
Amber steps into view, grabbing Kyle’s arm she spins him around, pressing her finger into his chest, annoyance clear on her face.
Listen here, Renee lite..
Amber eyes him slowly and her top lip curls up in defense and disgust as she moves in front of Sunny, protecting her… friend.
Sunny is a nice kid and she doesn’t need the likes of you hanging around here perving up the place!
Amber! Don’t use the P word! Think of the children!
Little Kyle’s thinking of you right now…. Sunshine.
Sunny smiles and looks around excitedly, she looks high and low as though searching from someone, Amber places a hand on her arm.
No Sunny he means…
Amber leans in and whispers something in Sunny’s ear… Sunny appears shocked and confused all at once, she then turns to look at Kyle.
You’re a bad man!
All of a sudden, Sally pops up, she eyes Kyle slowly before making a 'hmmm' noise, she turns to Sunny and regards her slowly;
Awww come on Sunny... You guys could double date with me and-
I TOLD YOU, YOU ARE NOT DATING THAT CROSS BOY HE IS BAD NEWS! B.A.D BAD!
You can't tell me what to do Sunshine Sparkles... You're not even my REAL mom!
Amber and Kyle stare open mouthed and confused as the argument between Sunny and her 'friend' Sally takes an odd turn.
Sally!
You don't even know him!
I don't WANT to know him... You will stay pure... Just like me...
Wait... Pure... You mean you're a Vir-
Amber tries to stiffle a laugh, as Sunny stamps on Kyle's foot, forcibly ending his sentence, he barely reacts to the pain though as he simply stares at Sunny in wonder, before licking his lips almost subconsciously..
......Who says i'm pure?
All three turn and look at Sally who nods her head.
You heard me...
Sally, this isn't the time... Please...
No Sunshine! I will date who I want and if you don't like it, well then poop on you, you uptight little -
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Ohhh don't be such a baby!
Stuff it sock!
Amber wrenches Sally from Sunny and leans over the wall, shoving her inside something which is then followed by a Slam! and a Click!
You can stay in that laundry basket until Sunny says otherwise!
Sunny scrambles to regain control of her little show, turning to the camera she shoot the audience a big grin.
Uhhh... Sorry wrestling fans, how about a little commercial break?!
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As we come back from the commercial break, Sunny is now sitting alone, all guests have disappeared and she is again, humming 'Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows' to herself quietly. Someone clears their throat behind the camera and Sunny perks up with a huge grin.
Welcome back Wrestling Fans! I don't know about you but I sure am gonna rush out and buy me a Verona Doll! Everyone keeps telling me he's a loveable.... D-word... But I think he's just loveable, I owe him a hug! I already hugged Mistah Simon and Jess! It's only fair Mistah V gets one too.... So I hope you're watching Mistah V cause next time I see ya, you're getting a Great. BIg. HUG!!
That's not a good idea Sunny...
The voice comes from behind the camera and Sunny presses her finger to her lips.
Shhh! You'll spoil the surprise!
Sunny looks back down the lens and offers a big smile.
I know that some of you think I might be a little sad... Last week, I only managed to eliminate ONE of the two girls in my match... But you know what boys and girls? I can't be sad... Cause I got points... and what do Points make....?
Prizes?!
AMBER SHUSH!
Sunny shakes her head slightly annoyed but the smile stays on her face as she then stares down the camera lens, again.
That's right!! Prizes! Aaaaannnnd do you know what else boys and girls?! Do ya?! huh?! Huh?! Do ya?!
Sunny leans in close as though she is about to share a secret, the grin on her face spreads even wider...
THIS IS MY FIRST PAY PER VIEW!
Sunny cheers and claps for herself. She then jumps down off the wall and thrusts her hands on her hips in a superhero like pose.
And this week, I will get ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL The points! ......Don't you agree Cate?
Sunny looks up expectantly, but no one appears....
Cate....?
Still no one appears and Sunny sighs, disappearing behind the camera we can see only the set of sunshine street, but the voices can be heard clear as day.
No Sunny. I am not doing it.
But whyyyyyyy?
I look RIDICULOUS!
Nooo... You look adorable! Like... A half burned out matchstick!
Wow... that.... Wow Sunny... FINE!
Sunny bounds back in front of the camera a huge smile on her face as she practically yells..
ISN'T THAT RIGHT CATE?!
Amber stomps out in front of the camera, she is dressed in a non-descript band tshirt, a pair of ripped jeans and has a strange fitting burnt orange colored wig on her head. As she turns to look at the camera, we see eyeliner streaked down one cheek as though she has been crying.
Look Boys and Girls! It's our FAVORITE Sad Panda CATE WARANPEACE!
Even the camera-man snickers as 'Cate' scowls at the camera, then smiles, then pretends to cry, then giggles, then smiles again!
Awwww Cate! Do you need a hug!?
'Cate' nods sadly and Sunny moves forward giving her big old bear hug, she squeezes her a little and 'Cate' makes an Eeek! type squeaky noise... Sunny giggles and steps back, clapping her hands together.
Ooopsie! Just a little taster for our maaaaaatch! Now, Cate... don't we have a special little treat for the kids at home?
'Cate' nods slightly.
Aren't you going to sing us a song?
'Cate' opens her mouth, but all that comes out is a sad little wailing sound. Sunny sighs and slaps her on the back, 'Cate' jumps but the same noise comes out.
Huh, guess you're as good a singer as you are a wrestler.... TeeHee!
'Cate' stamps her foot and Sunny makes a pouty face.
Awwwws! I'm sorry Cate, it must be hard...
At least, Tood must be.... Me dressed up like this...
Amber mutters this under her breath but Sunny stamps her feet.
Amberrrrrr you RUINED it!
This skit was ruined before it started....
Amber slides the wig from her head and tosses it to the ground, she consoles Sunny by rubbing her gently on the arm, Sunny seems to almost rub herself up and down against Amber, jumping about all excited.
Amber! Amber! Amber! Can we still do the song?! Plleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee
Fine!
Sunny claps her hands and she reaches back, pulling out a small, pink, ukulele she strums it a couple of times and it is perfectly in tune, she then begins to play as the two ladies sing...
Oh dear little Kate Warren
Or is it Kate Steele?
I have a big hug for you…
Yeah I know how you feel.
You’re in a band
Bet that’s really neat
But your hubby’s left hand
And you compete!
(Amber, that sounds kinda rude!)
I hear that you’re Emo,
I don’t know what that means…
And that there’s posters of Amber –
Where Todd plays out fantasies?!
(That didn’t rhyme Sunny)
And you have awesome red hair
‘Cause you’re totally COOL!
Such a shame you can’t wrestle
And you’re a total Tool!
(No name calling Amber)
Oh yes dear sweet Kate Steele… Warren??!
We think that you’re real sweet
But an A for Effort
Will spell your defeat!
Amber: I swear to god if you air that I will sick the Iguana on you...
Sunny: Air it?! Amber, we're live...
Amber: ............
Sunny looks at Amber in a slightly confused fashion, before shaking her head and turning back to the camera with a HUGE grin.
Sunny: Well, that’s all from us this week Wrestling Fans! See you again Next Week! And remember, EVERYONE deserves an A for Effort!
Up above the streets and houses, rainbow climbing high,
Everyone can see it smiling over the sky.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
All along the streams and rivers, shining in the lakes,
See the colours of the rainbow as the morning breaks.
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.......
Well howdy there pardner.